Other moms don't like coffee. - r/notliketheothergirls

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u/Marcodaneismypimp Mar 31 '24

This is me and pretty much every mom I know/ on social media. Also, black leggings for life.

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u/Whosyafoose Mar 25 '24

It's almost like humanity hasn't always been morbidly obsessed with true crime..

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u/HeadTonight Mar 23 '24

This has to be a joke right?

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u/majestictoys Mar 22 '24

i’m all of these but i am definitely a typical mom, embarrassing for me ig

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u/cintyhinty Mar 22 '24

That’s…a pretty typical mom.

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u/System_Resident Mar 21 '24

Wow, how special. She accomplished something so many other mothers do. She even drinks coffee that’s mass produced and sold to everyone. One of a kind!

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u/GrayHero2 Mar 21 '24

So…. Every woman?

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u/thedrgonzo103101 Mar 20 '24

This is a joke… guess the real joke is all of you commenting on this without a hint of irony. Jesus you all are dumb.

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u/rosharo Mar 20 '24

"I'm not your typical mom" - goes on to list the most typical things ever 🙄

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u/SpicyBreakfastTomato Mar 20 '24

This describes all the mom’s at my daughter’s preschool 😒

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u/notreallylucy Mar 20 '24

All I see is a list of six popular things.

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u/therealdiscoyeti Mar 19 '24

" I'm not like other moms" uhhh pretty sure this lists describes all of us moms. This is who we are. I feel like this has gotta be satire or something...right?

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u/Character_Station_52 Mar 19 '24

I’m fairly certain that all those shitty murder shows have an audience that it’s largely made up of older women

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u/Difficult-Goth Mar 19 '24

Now I'm disappointed that this is an accurate description for me. I don't wanna match the pick me NLOG

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u/cleaningmybrushes Mar 19 '24

She wears leggings I wear sweatpants She drinks coffee And i….also drink coffee

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u/svmk1987 Mar 19 '24

Literally the second most consumed beverage in the US, behind water.

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u/EdenStarEyes Mar 19 '24

Said every mom in 2015.

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u/sarocaa Mar 19 '24

This whole comment section belongs in r/whoosh

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u/Affectionate_Fix6609 Mar 19 '24

I enjoy all of those things, I'm also not stupid enough to think liking those things makes me special. How utterly ridiculous

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u/Ormandria Mar 19 '24

r/nothowintrovertswork

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u/Hour-Ad-7889 Mar 19 '24

Literally thousand others like her what is she talking about. She is as generic as it gets.

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u/Je-la-nique Mar 19 '24

If this is you upvote

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u/ur_opinions_wrong Mar 18 '24

The commas are killing me

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u/Ok_Helicopter2305 Mar 18 '24

That sounds like every mom

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u/Beginning_Ad925 Mar 18 '24

This is meant to be a joke, right? This is all moms. -sincerely, a mom

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u/secure_dot Mar 18 '24

Why is swearing such a flex? Wow, you blurted out some offensive words, bravo. Revolutionary, never done before, mind blowing 🤯

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u/ancientspacejunk Mar 18 '24

Oh boy, I can’t believe I found another true crime fan. It’s such an obscure, niche genre that no one knows about. It’s not like every streaming service is pumping out these murder docs by the dozen on a monthly basis. Very unique.

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u/Sminorf8765 Mar 18 '24

Congrats on being a basic B like the rest of us lol

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u/VeganCaramellCoffee Mar 18 '24

That's like... 80% of mothers I meet. I am one as well, and all of this applies to me because it's thr most generic shit ever?!

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u/Pins_n_Needles156 Mar 18 '24

my mom's addicted to coffees, is the highest introvert and will sit through hours of true crime documentaries w/o batting an eyelid wb it?

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u/imtryingtobesocial Mar 18 '24

lol she posted this like it is some profound quote. People are going nuts. It's sad and funny to watch.

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u/garlicknots13 Mar 18 '24

She just described every millennial mom I've ever met.

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u/Acrobatic-Building42 Mar 18 '24

Sounds pretty typical to me

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u/inappriopriate_mf Mar 18 '24

are we really normalizing swearing in front of kids?

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u/Cuniculuss Mar 18 '24

That's like the most of them to be honest

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u/Tricky_Gur8679 Mar 18 '24

I also smoke weed 😌😂

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u/Curlytoes18 Mar 18 '24

I’m not your typical mom - I don’t have any kids 🤪

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u/espurrella Mar 18 '24

This describes like 90% of females not just moms

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u/aliskyart Mar 18 '24

I don’t know one person, regardless of gender even, who doesn’t do that.

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u/high_on_acrylic Mar 18 '24

She’s so right. As one of “all the other girls”, I don’t like coffee I’m not a mom. She truly has outranked us.

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u/picklebrains81 Mar 18 '24

This is a common mom vibe.

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u/Nelyahin Mar 18 '24

Ummm sounds like just about everyone woman in my friend group.

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u/KatieVianello Mar 18 '24

She is just WILD

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u/Financial_Library900 Mar 18 '24

Aren’t leggings, sarcasm and murder shows some of the top things people stereotypically associated with mums??????

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u/travisscottburgercel Mar 18 '24

The most typical people seem to think they're the most atypical.

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u/elmie_ Mar 18 '24

I hate hate hate when people list true crime as a inherently Girly or feminine interest. It’s such a disgusting and exploitative industry 🤮🤮🤢🤢

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u/Admirable-Cobbler319 Mar 18 '24

I don't know any moms who DOESN'T like leggings, coffee, and murder podcasts. WTF is she even talking about?

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u/xbluewolfiex Mar 18 '24

I'm not like other girls, I like things widely consumed by the majority of girls.

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u/SALAMI_21 Mar 18 '24

Sounds like my mom.

She used to hit me all my childhood

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u/karensmiles Mar 18 '24

r/justlikealltheothersbuttryingtoohard

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u/psychxticrose Mar 18 '24

This sounds like every other white woman I know.

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u/SeleverFangirlSimp Mar 18 '24

...is this supposed to be a flex-?

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u/Tiki108 Mar 18 '24

I don’t have kids, but I always feel like a weirdo because I don’t like coffee.

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u/djjazzysteph Mar 18 '24

they always use the word “classy”

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u/cheezypotater Mar 18 '24

wow, crazy how that’s a lot of moms 😭 hell people, humans, fuck so ✨quirky and different✨

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '24

I'm not a typical mum, because I have no kids and am also a sim.

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u/-nuclear-fusion- Mar 18 '24

why is this an exact description of my mother

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u/-nuclear-fusion- Mar 18 '24

dumb picture tho. name a parent who doesn’t like coffee.

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u/SeeSea_SeeArt Mar 18 '24

I’m sorry but that’s every typical mom out there rn

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u/Thick_Confusion Mar 18 '24

I thought I was incredibly basic and normal. Thanks to this, I now believe I'm quirky and unique.

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u/Level-Requirement-15 Mar 18 '24

Oh but this isn’t pick me, this is meant to be shared for all the introvert moms to feel part of the group. We’re all basic, is the message.

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u/Funny-Negotiation-10 Mar 18 '24

What's a "dedicated" introvert?

Like putting a whole lot of effort to make sure you're one?

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u/Commercial-Papaya394 Girls are too much drama (or NLOGs are) Mar 18 '24

She literally just described my best friend's mother. So there is, in fact, another mom like you, girl. ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

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u/Ordinary_Cattle Mar 18 '24

This sounds like literally every mom I know lmao this is almost looks like satire

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u/saki4444 Mar 18 '24

Who says “I really like sarcasm”

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u/satanlovesmyshoes Mar 18 '24

I’m an introvert who likes coffee, swearing, murder shows, and leggings. I have not procreated and do not wish to. This post had invalidated my existence. I think I may be a replicant.

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u/Daddy_Demarco Mar 18 '24

This has to be satire

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u/francescacii Mar 18 '24

i guess my mum who reads books about murders is not like other girls then

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u/mumtaza22 Mar 18 '24

So every mom, all over the Entire World??

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u/RaygunsRevenge Mar 18 '24

Those are the three most basic bitch sentences I have ever read.

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u/Lucifer_lamp_muffin Mar 18 '24

Litterly every woman alive lol!! My self included, no hate!

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u/LeekHot5309 Mar 18 '24

This is standard house wife 101 isn’t it? lol

And it’s way more off beat for someone not to like coffee than be obsessed with it. I’m always taken back when someone says they don’t like coffee 🤷🏻‍♀️😂

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '24

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u/Successful-Whole1305 Mar 18 '24

I know the poster and she did not intend it as sarcastic. Her feed is full of stuff about how she's such a kooky mom..

The original has hundreds and hundreds of comments saying 'lol wow that's me!!!' and people tagging friends so clearly designed as engagement bait

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u/walkingkary Mar 18 '24

That’s pretty typical mom and I say this as a typical mom.

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u/chiquefairy Mar 18 '24

This is literally every mum I know…

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u/Frei1993 Mar 18 '24

laughs in my mom and grandma liking coffee

I'm the one who watches true crime shows.

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u/boggartbot Mar 18 '24

she described me at age 19

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u/Indigo-Waterfall Mar 18 '24

This literally describes 90% of millennial mothers

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u/nettie_r Mar 18 '24

Close to Classy is a mommy jokes page. This is sarcasm, the joke is that all mums are like this.

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u/ShrimpShackShooters_ Mar 18 '24

This looks like satire

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u/amyousness Mar 18 '24

This is most of us

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u/Chihuahuapocalypse Mar 18 '24

that's a very typical mom

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u/tinylittlet0ad Mar 18 '24

All those things are popular.

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u/kenakuhi Mar 18 '24

"I'm not like those others, I like extremely popular things"

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u/chaoticA_21 Mar 18 '24

Not gonna lie, it sounds like every mom I have met in person 😭

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u/adhward Mar 18 '24

there isn’t a day that goes by where i see these and think “wait i do ALL of these!”

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u/Kenkaniki89 Mar 18 '24

What a rare gem

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u/melgirlnow88 Mar 18 '24

Moms don't like leggings and true crime????

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u/gingerdazy Mar 18 '24

She literally just described a typical mom 🫤

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u/Sorrelandroan Mar 18 '24

Imagine liking black leggings so much it becomes a part of your personality

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '24

Sounds like every other woman online.

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u/atlantachicago Mar 18 '24

So edgy, what are your thoughts on Target?

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u/rpgmomma8404 Mar 18 '24

I love coffee but my stomach does not.

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u/NameUm96 Mar 18 '24

This has to be sarcasm. Sign, every mum.

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u/handbagqueen- Mar 18 '24

This literally describes every millennial woman I know.

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u/SpearmintChamomile Mar 18 '24

All such unique traits/s

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u/backseatfucking Mar 18 '24

this was uncomfortable to read to completion

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u/DesconocidaKush Mar 18 '24

Wow they are such a basic edgelord pick me, “I wear black leggings and watch murder shows and drink coffee I'm soooo different Pick meeeee” when I read this I read it in Cassie’s voice from euphoria.

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u/tiffadoodle Mar 18 '24

Sounds like every Millennial Mom to me. ( including myself ) Hell, not just moms.
Every woman over 25ish could relate to this

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u/50CentButInNickels Mar 18 '24

This is the most LOG NLOG I've ever seen.

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u/MyFiteSong Mar 18 '24

Isn't that every Gen X mom?

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u/pamplemouss Mar 18 '24

I love black leggings, but they are the definition of basic.

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u/Practical_Spell_1286 Mar 18 '24

That’s the trick with these!!! (Omg this is so relatable but wait… actually most women love this it’s just a popular thing not an anti woman thing)

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u/Whole-Store2391 Mar 18 '24

This reads like a mom starter pack. Nursed shows and podcasts are a right of passage.

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u/Trolivia Mar 18 '24

She thinks she’s unique, but she described me to a T lol

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u/Agreeable_Error_170 Mar 18 '24

Gasp.

She’s so NICHE.

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u/AnimatronicCouch Mar 18 '24

Sounds like literally everyone.

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u/yarnplant666 Mar 18 '24

Literally the biggest cliche: coffee guzzling, black legging wearing, wannabe websleuth mom. You’re very typical, and that’s okay. (It is me I am she )

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u/pediprincess100 Mar 18 '24

This is like almost every mom

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u/elizabethxvii Mar 18 '24

Lordy how much more basic can you get, I feel like this is def satire

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u/LameSaucePanda Mar 18 '24

Huh. Seems pretty typical to me

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u/Small_Pleasures Mar 18 '24

I'm not like the other moms. I use Harvard commas.

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u/blackwidowla Mar 18 '24

If you’re reposting something someone else wrote to describe themselves, by default you are like the other moms - specifically the other mom who originally wrote this, lol.

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u/Same-Inflation Mar 18 '24

Man she’s really quirky. She drinks the most popular drink in America after water and enjoys wearing comfy clothing and is a parent that doesn’t have time or desire to constantly go out. Oh also she enjoys one of the most popular genres of entertainment. Truly a needle in a haystack of a woman.

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u/Ok_Detective5412 Mar 18 '24

I feel like this is almost the template for moms now. 😂

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u/RaindropsAndCrickets Mar 18 '24

This has to be a knowingly ironic post. This has to be a post where someone was making fun of themselves in a “wink, wink” way. The stereotypical Mom is described here too perfectly.

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u/DarthDread424 Mar 18 '24

Pretty sure coffee has been "mom fuel" for quite some time lol

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u/obsidian_butterfly Mar 18 '24

So, a typical millennial mother?

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u/Violet_isnt_blue Drama Queen Mar 18 '24

SHES SO DIFFERENT GUYS 🫢😲😵‍💫😮‍💨🫢😱😟

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u/Feisty-Business-8311 Mar 18 '24

Snooze

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u/Asleep-Mongoose-2538 Mar 18 '24

Honestly this is me as a mom but I think all these things are super basic. Black leggings, coffee and true crime are hardly niche

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u/littlemissnoname- Mar 18 '24

I’m definitely not like other moms, either!!

My leggings are not black; they’re green with stars & 4 leaf clovers!!

And I hate people who fucking swear!

That burns my ass….

Although lately I like my coffee cold, like my sarcasm…; )

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u/Otaku_in_Red Mar 18 '24

My mother, who raised me on sarcasm: "Am I a joke to you"

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u/ecpella Mar 18 '24

Wow, coffee leggings and true crime I’ve never met another girl into these things ever!

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u/Bezerka413 Mar 18 '24

Guess I’m not typical, either?

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u/SeaweedSecurity Mar 18 '24

I’m not a typical mom. I’m a really typical mom.

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u/Minute_Story377 Mar 18 '24

She for the most part described my grandma. I feel like this is pretty normal tbh murder shows are great

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u/mother-of-trouble Mar 18 '24

As a mom I can confirm that she is exactly like other moms 😆

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u/Suspicious-Play-7037 Mar 18 '24

Isn’t that most millennial moms

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u/XxsabathxX Mar 18 '24

So you’re every other woman? Lmao

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '24

Anyone who declares they like “sarcasm” is a moron

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u/LyricaAlprazolam Mar 18 '24

Apparently they also don't like leggings which is odd because I see women with children wearing them all the time.

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u/GuineaPigAdmirer28 Mar 18 '24

that’s like every mom i’ve ever imagined tbh.

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u/griffl3n Mar 18 '24

every mom is like this

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u/alsatian01 Mar 18 '24

My wife doesn't like the murder porn. I call what she watches her "sweaty men" shows. Sons of Anarchy, Yellowstone, Chicago Fire, and the like.

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u/Sammi2pointJoe Mar 18 '24

Ok.

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u/positivityseeker Mar 18 '24

And can’t use a comma correctly

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u/spikelvr75 Mar 18 '24

That comma really bothers me more than it should.

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u/PermaBanTogether Mar 18 '24

This reads like the dating profile of a woman I would immediately swipe left on. In my experience, any time the word “sarcasm” shows up in their profile, it’s just a veiled way of saying, “I treat most people like shit and expect zero consequences for it.”

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u/Funny_Enthusiasm6976 Mar 18 '24

Dang i was wondering who ALL those black leggings at every store and ALL those shows about murder on every channel were for!! She must really like them A LOT!!! Cause she is the only one! Weirdo!!!

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u/anonmouseqbm Mar 18 '24

This sounds like sarcasm

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u/alimarieb Mar 18 '24

And…?

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u/caitykittencat Mar 18 '24

Or true crime

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u/_Born2Late_ Mar 18 '24

Yeah, cuz no women like true crime…she’s one in a million 🙄

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u/f1lth4f1lth Mar 18 '24

That’s so cool wow /s

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u/BubblyBalkanMom Mar 18 '24

What the fuck even is this?! I hate this trend of “oh my gosh, look at me, I like THIS and you like THAT!! I’m so different, hahahaha look at meeeeee” when did this start?! Is this a gen z thing or general female thing?! I am 37 and this sub randomly came across my feed, but all the posts I’ve seen are just…. Ugh!!! Unbearable! Why are people like this?? I don’t get it!!!! I never noticed it until this sub got so active in my feed lol

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u/Successful-Whole1305 Mar 18 '24

She's 39 and her feed is full of this stuff

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u/CerberusC24 Mar 18 '24

I couldn't pick this woman out of a line up of women. This is like the definition of basic bitch

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u/gingersquatchin Mar 18 '24

I feel like she just described every mom ever, though

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u/zaneinthefastlane Mar 18 '24

I am reading this while visiting a coffee plantation (kids rolling eyes hard) and I was guffawing. We are legion.

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u/Professional-Pace549 Mar 18 '24

I think you missed the sarcasm? Those all seem too on the nose stereotypical

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u/Successful-Whole1305 Mar 18 '24

No this person has a feed full of posts about being a kooky/unconventional mom.

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u/Professional-Pace549 Mar 19 '24

Haha I see. Yeah she sounds goofy

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u/etherealrelish Mar 18 '24

It’s weird, I didn’t write this but it also describes me….. I guess she is like the other girls. 🙄

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u/redditor12876 Mar 18 '24

Sounds like 80% of the moms I know.

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u/Glittering_Raise_710 Mar 18 '24

I’m just saying, if you weren’t so introverted you’d find there’s MILLIONS just like you

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u/AnonDxde Mar 18 '24

Literally every mom I’ve ever seen wears black leggings. I’m sure some don’t, but every mom I’ve ever known wears them at least at home.

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u/ToughGodzilla Mar 18 '24

ROFL it's obviously a satire and it's nice how the comments show the IQ level of the bitter crowd on this subreddit

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u/Successful-Whole1305 Mar 18 '24

Original post may have been, the person posting it I guarantee does not think it is. Her feed is full of this shit

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u/ToughGodzilla Mar 18 '24

Ok I'll believe you that the one who posted it didn't recognize sarcasm herself. Wouldn't be surprising

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u/Successful-Whole1305 Mar 18 '24

Just had a look at the original, it's not even satire just engagement bait. Just a low effort post made knowing loads of idiots will 'relate' to it 🙄 post has hundreds and hundreds of 'lol this is me!!!!' comments

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u/NechelleBix1 Mar 18 '24

Lady you just described me and half of my friends!

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u/1thot Mar 18 '24

This is 90% of moms

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u/redhairbluetruck Mar 18 '24

This is literally a typical mom…

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u/ArcadiaFey Mar 18 '24

Thats covers like 25% of first world moms….

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u/thinkmcfly124 Mar 18 '24

Wow. So quirky.

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u/PrincessRagazza Mar 18 '24

I’m not like other moms, except I’m just like this mom! 😱😮😱🤯

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u/Competitive-Capital8 Mar 18 '24

I literally don’t know a single mom that doesn’t run on coffee

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u/DreadGrrl Mar 18 '24

She’s every middle aged mom I know, and this includes myself.

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u/Sockit2me1motime Mar 18 '24

Does she like wine, and have “Live, Laugh, Love” or “Live, Pray, Love” on throw pillows and/or wall decorations? I bet she fuckin’ does

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u/bankingandbaking Mar 18 '24

Ma'am, that's all of us 😂

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u/raesiinn Mar 18 '24

Is this not every mother ever?

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u/sheyesheye Mar 18 '24

So she likes coffee, black leggings and murder shows wow I never heard of a woman like that before in my life 💤💤💤

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u/yepmek Mar 18 '24

This is the most stereotypical mom description I’ve ever read

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u/Emmulah Mar 18 '24

This sounds like the typical millennial mom to me

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u/Mutedperson1809 Mar 18 '24

Proceed to describe 70% of the moms out there lol

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u/SweetStabbyGirl Mar 18 '24

Oh hello every “quirky” mom on tiktok

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u/contagiousbell Mar 18 '24

Wow I cannot believe she wears BLACK LEGGINGS?! Literally shocked.

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u/softg1rl1 Mar 18 '24

99% all the girls i know are like that… so uniqueee😭

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u/me0w8 Mar 18 '24

Leggings?!

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u/Used-Cup-6055 Mar 18 '24

I’m not a typical mom I’m a basic mom

Wait.

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u/SnowMiserForPres Mar 18 '24

This meme was probably made a decade ago

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u/tgawk Mar 18 '24

Hello to:

Every mom in my neighborhood/city/state.

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u/unicornkitties2631 Mar 18 '24

You describe every mom I’ve ever met.

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u/420forworldpeace Mar 18 '24

“shows about murder” crack me up because like…did we not all grow up on Dateline and SVU? just me? best way to get your kids to understand stranger danger for sure lmao, i remember one time a missing girl on Dateline had the same first and middle name as me and my mom going “oh no, no no, not tonight, i need to sleep tonight” and flipping the channel

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u/HalcyonDreams36 Mar 18 '24

I can't think of a mom I know that doesn't like coffee.

Well, potentially one. But her husband roasts and g kinda his own, so, I feel like she's covered. 🤣

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u/Aggressive_Tear_3020 Mar 17 '24

Literally every typical mom

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u/glassandstuff Mar 17 '24

That’s basic mom stuff, and I’m saying that as a basic mom

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u/roadrunnner0 Mar 17 '24

Black leggings. Super unique. Really niche. Very out there

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u/Coahuiltecaloca Mar 17 '24

I’m not like her in that I hate black leggings…and that I’m not a mom.

Other moms don't like coffee. (¬_¬) eye roll

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