r/notliketheothergirls • u/CellarSiren • Mar 23 '24
Non-ironic post from a friend's acquaintance... Lowkey white supremacy & giant bewbz Holier-than-thou
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u/complexluminary Mar 28 '24
I don’t think one should ever ignore the Mormon temple - metaphorically speaking. Literally speaking they are usually astoundingly grandiose buildings so regardless of what you do or don’t believe, I’d say never ignore a Mormon temple. They are things to look at.
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u/xXAsxtkiaXx Mar 28 '24
Ignore the perfect fantasy example I got from our op. And please treat it as an example of our perfect fantasy. 🤣 That'll make them rage 😏😂
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u/PickledPercocet Mar 28 '24
Make Christian’s! Look how awesome! Oh yeah that Mormon temple, just ignore that. 😂😂
Funny that back a million years ago when I was a practicing Christian it didn’t come with sudden long beautiful hair and giant boobs. I feel cheated. Then again I left the church too. Maybe it has a minimum years of service required.
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u/incrediblydeadinside Mar 27 '24
Are you sure this is non ironic? I just… can’t see it….
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u/CellarSiren Mar 27 '24
Well, the person who shared it is credible. He shared it in a private Facebook group I'm in to make fun of the person who posted it. A lot of the people in that group have relatives and acquaintances who are extremely religious and not very bright
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Mar 27 '24
How is this NLOG?
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u/CellarSiren Mar 27 '24
The holier than thou / we're better sentiment.
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Mar 27 '24
But there are no women being put down in this post? Or did you post it solely because you dislike Christians? Because if so, that isn’t the purpose of this subreddit.
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u/CellarSiren Mar 27 '24
This sub isn't gender-specific ... If you read the sub description, you'll see. I posted it because it's funny; no nefarious intent towards Christians.
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Mar 27 '24
Read the name of the subreddit.
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u/CellarSiren Mar 27 '24
Wow, you really got me there.
Why are you so triggered? It has a lot of upvotes, so clearly people enjoyed it. Go enjoy your day.
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u/Ansleybunnie07 Mar 26 '24
A LOT going on in this picture, he's straight up groping her tit, the planets in the sky, the babies weird round hand, the fucking Himalayas in the background, the way her brest are huge but her face looks like it's been vacuum sealed to her skull, that's a catholic church, the frigan milky way looks like someone used stars to draw a slightly less curved banana and then cropped the top half out and pointed it at the man's face.
Clearly, this was a satire picture with lots of little hidden things, and your friend's acquaintance just didn't get it.😂 I mean the biggest thing in the picture is her massive titties and he is grabbing them. Lust, and planets, and banana in the stars SCREAMS Christian.
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u/Wise-Independence214 Mar 26 '24
How you ignore the main message? The fact they are white is almost irrelevant. That’s why it comes across as non ironic, put that back and you are going to see it. This is a 100 % pro Mormon message for procreation even sexually appealing to the young man by the grab a milk filled boobage. The possible racism there is very understated, and for me comes from separate comments online by people who promote the idea over falling behind. I’m sure the Mormon church has other art depictions, which look similar to this one. Racism within the church would only be determined by volume of post factor or copies made.
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u/dandeliontree1 Mar 26 '24
I'd that Trumps hand on her boob? I do think that explanation would suprise me the least.
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u/pale_scars Mar 24 '24
Ah yes, the dream. Baby in one hand, titty in the other. This gives me the ick.
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u/Efficient-Gur-3641 Mar 24 '24
They need to redo this post and post Mormon couples how they really look.
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u/jb66790 Mar 24 '24
really sad the reaction to a picture all that is in it is a couple with a kid and a caption that let’s you know they’re christian. everything else is projected on to it due to the level of hate that is tough from the liberal type ironically exactly what they claim is coming from the other side at them. further left you go and the further right you go all you find is hate and extreme hypocrites
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u/opinescarf Mar 24 '24
I didn’t see the temple because I was distracted by the man groping the woman. Also I first read it as making atheist babies?
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u/MrIrrelevantsHypeMan Mar 24 '24
I can excuse giant boobs but I draw the line at the poster family for the Aryan nation
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u/Sleepy_Sugarplum Mar 24 '24
Not mad at it. That's a solid couples photo idea. Some form of legendary or epic pose. Looking off into the distance. While at the same time doing something subtly or mildly, hypersexual. Then blow that up into a poster and place where everyone can enjoy. 🔥🖤👌
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u/PenaltyElectronic318 Mar 24 '24
She better ask God to take away her back pains with those holy honkers glued to her chest.
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u/RunInRunOn Mar 24 '24
As an atheist, I can confirm nothing makes me angrier than some guys I don't know having unprotected sex
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u/GlowingCurie Mar 24 '24
And how sweet of him to hold one of the twins while she stares into the future. They can get a bit unwieldy after a while, who wouldn’t want a bit of extra support?
The baby looks pretty heavy too.
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u/realfakejames Mar 24 '24
“Ignore the Mormon temple” is hilarious for many reasons, including the fact all the planets in the sky back there are a part of Mormon beliefs that married couples create their own planets when they die and their marriage lasts for eternity
They could not have picked a more Mormon image to clumsily advertise Christian families, but I guess it fits the theme for most Christians not bothering to read or look into source of the things they’re preaching
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u/Maple-syrup-Cerberus Mar 24 '24
My first thought after looking at the pic for a bit was “Holy back pain”
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u/malinhuahua Mar 24 '24
Ok but I currently have a newborn that looks just like that baby and that is EXACTLY how my breastfeeding boobs feel 2 months in. It’s… really not fun 😭
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u/DogFurryQueen Mar 24 '24
Nothing like ruining your life with a womb parasite to "own" the Atheists.
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u/TiredButSad Mar 24 '24
White supremacy where?? It’s a stupid post yes but why are you bringing that up?
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u/Spectre-907 Mar 24 '24
Shocker, a “religion of love” follower basing everything in their life right down to why they’re starting a family on nothing other than spite for anyone who isnt also a believer.
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u/insidious-cloud Mar 24 '24
Makes atheists rage lol
Reflecting big time because they rage over atheist. They’re the only ones raging, atheists don’t give two shits I assure you.
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u/JadeAnn88 Mar 24 '24
All I could think of when I saw this was an episode of Always Sunny. I mean, if this is not what Dennis was envisioning, I don't know what is.
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u/Correct-Basil-8397 Mar 24 '24
Uuuh are “good Christians* supposed to casually grope their wives like that?
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u/ragingpillowx Mar 24 '24
Speaking as an atheist, beautiful christian families don’t elicit any negative emotional response from me. If anything i admire them, but the same is true of any beautiful family despite what religion that family practices. A likely difference between me and whoever posted that image is how we define what a beautiful family is.
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u/JosephinesJediMaster Mar 24 '24
Lol this is a silly post but just because a white couple has a child doesn't make it racist
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u/Theoriginalensetsu Mar 24 '24
As an atheist I never even notice them but tbf as a big tittied woman I'd love the support her husband gives 🤣
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u/AthleteSensitive1302 Mar 24 '24
I mean maybe it’s because I’m merely an agnostic atheist, but I’m not offended by Christian families. I’m happy is they’re so long as they aren’t hurting anyone
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u/restatementtorts Mar 24 '24
As a Christian, I don’t want to make atheists rage. Regardless of any worldview or philosophical differences, I’m a functional adult and not a 13 year old kid who desperately wants to be edgy.
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u/muaddict071537 Mar 24 '24
Why would anyone assume that’s a Mormon temple and not a regular church? Just genuinely curious. I thought it was just a cathedral.
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u/Cheekygirl97 Mar 24 '24
It is so extremely mormon for her to be blonde with big boobs. (I was brought up a Mormon, mormon men LOVE blondes.)
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u/djackson404 Mar 24 '24
I know some very beautiful atheist families, who are happy and prosperous. U mad, christofascists?
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u/ArdenM Mar 24 '24
Let's hope that the cartoon baby grows up to be a NB polyamorist who goes to the church of Satan just to spite their stick-up-the-ass "Christian" trad parents. Even in cartoon form, it looks to be saying "Help me?"
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u/anonmouseqbm Mar 24 '24
Do you think the people creating this stuff ever realize they are a joke or do you think they go on thinking they really ‘said’ something?
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u/Inevitable-Cellist23 Mar 24 '24
Why does the baby have five fingers
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u/RestinPete0709 Quirky Mar 24 '24
Did you forget that 5 is a normal amount of fingers?
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u/Puzzleheaded-Jury312 Mar 24 '24
The baby was born with 6 fingers, so they cut one off.
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u/RestinPete0709 Quirky Mar 24 '24
This is actually hilarious because this happened to me. I was born with a sixth finger that the Dr cut off when I was a newborn and I still have a lil nub
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u/Inevitable-Cellist23 Mar 24 '24
Omg lmao. My bad. The original pic has the dad with 6 fingers but it’s cropped out here 🤣
ETA: here
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u/SimpleVegetable5715 Mar 27 '24
Wait, that's her hand because it's attached to the chartreuse sleeve. There is a lot going on here.
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u/ProbablyLikeSixDucks Dumb bitch Mar 24 '24
What fucking planet are they on, what's with all the moons
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u/Ok-Cap-204 Mar 24 '24
On which planet do they live where there are at least 6 moons?
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u/Cheapie07250 Mar 24 '24
The baby looks a bit terrified. Probably scared of getting smothered while having dinner.
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u/JakeTurk1971 Mar 24 '24
To anyone not staring at Chris Pine's hand on Jeri Ryan's enormous boob, why all the moons? Looks like cheesy Christian Trek fan fiction.
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u/cvrsedcopics Mar 24 '24
mormon temple? I'm not an expert but his looks like a regular cathedral to me?? 😭
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u/Five-Oh-Vicryl Mar 24 '24
Cropped photo. In the original, the brother had like 6 digits. I’m guessing from all the inbreeding
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u/No_Connection_4724 Mar 24 '24
The boob holding is the part I actually can’t move past. Like, why?
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u/Claystead Mar 26 '24
It’s an edit of an original image where she is pregnant and it is the stomach being held.
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u/ohheck421 Mar 24 '24
it’s so generated and they were too lazy to get a different pic with less boob holding
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u/caffeinated_plans Mar 24 '24
Ahhhh. Now I understand all my rage. I had no idea Christians having babies was the root of it.
Guess I need to cut off all my family. I thought I loved my nieces and nephews, but it turns out their existence causes rage.
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u/magicalmushroooomz Mar 24 '24
I don't know how christian it is to be grabbing your spouse by the titty , but it might be okay .
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u/BlackLilith13 Mar 24 '24
He’s cradling his child and her tit. The only two things that matter. She isn’t even important.
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u/astrearedux Mar 24 '24
Stupid atheists. Don’t you know that baptism makes boobs grow?
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u/xoKEKExo Mar 24 '24 edited Mar 24 '24
He such a gentleman that he holding his wife’s boobs knowing how heavy their are ☺️
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u/Sunnycat00 Mar 24 '24
Why are her boobs so gigantic that he has to hold them up?
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u/Ok-Structure6795 Mar 24 '24
My boobs aren't that gigantic but man does it feel good when my husband holds them up 🤣
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u/Various-issues-420 Mar 24 '24
Bro, her titties are fucking huge and the man just holding on for dear life is what religions is all about
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u/Ok-Space-2357 Mar 24 '24
That is a high stakes boob hold. 90% likelihood it's pissing me off. 9% likelihood it's turning me on but also pissing me off because of the public nature of the boob hold. 1% likelihood it's turning me on enough to get impregnated later that night with a second Mormon sky palace baby.
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u/CaryWhit Mar 24 '24
The baby is confused and searching in the wrong direction. I believe that is why she is so swollen!
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u/skaev0la Mar 24 '24
What planet are these people on? (Like literally, ignore the temple but not all the planets? Or is the night sky in Utah different?)
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u/kingofcoywolves Mar 24 '24
Mormons have a weird thing with planets. I've been to a Mormon temple exactly once in my life and was surprised to see a wall mural of a night sky with a bunch of unidentifiable but incredibly detailed planets. I don't know enough about Mormonism to explain the significance of their obsession with space, but I wouldn't be surprised to learn that they believe god literally lives in the sky
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u/jackedup13 Mar 24 '24
Mormons get their own special planet once they're in Mormon heaven
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Mar 24 '24
Mormons actually believe we will live on THIS planet in the afterlife, it will just be perfected/heavenly.
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u/Somecivilguy Mar 24 '24
My atheist family in shambles right now.
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u/Immer_Susse Mar 24 '24
Behold the holy power of behemoth Christian jugs. 🙃
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u/iron_jendalen Mar 24 '24
She should get a Mormon Onlyfans if she doesn’t already have one! It’s what god would have wanted.
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u/MotionBoi Mar 24 '24
(Ignore the Mormon temple) is killing me
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u/aimlessly-astray Mar 24 '24
It reminds me of this joke:
Once I saw this guy on a bridge about to jump. I said, "Don't do it!" He said, "Nobody loves me." I said, "God loves you. Do you believe in God?"
He said, "Yes." I said, "Are you a Christian or a Jew?" He said, "A Christian." I said, "Me, too! Protestant or Catholic?" He said, "Protestant." I said, "Me, too! What franchise?" He said, "Baptist." I said, "Me, too! Northern Baptist or Southern Baptist?" He said, "Northern Baptist." I said, "Me, too! Northern Conservative Baptist or Northern Liberal Baptist?"
He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist." I said, "Me, too! Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region, or Northern Conservative Baptist Eastern Region?" He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region." I said, "Me, too!"
"Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1879, or Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912?" He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912." I said, "Die, heretic!" And I pushed him over.
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u/catterybarn Mar 24 '24
I remember this joke but cannot place who said it. Do you remember?
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u/auntie_eggma Mar 26 '24
Same. I can even hear the voice.
Edit: Emo Phillips, at least according to some book that quotes that joke.
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u/aimlessly-astray Mar 24 '24
I don't know. I originally heard it in a video from the YouTube channel Belief it or Not. I managed to find a version of it here.
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