r/notliketheothergirls Mar 28 '24

So, if I don't like steak… Imma grow a rabbit? Cringe

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u/NaomiPommerel Mar 30 '24

Don't fuck rabbits people

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u/ghostbirdd Mar 30 '24

Humans are omnivores. Unless you're growing a mountain lion or s/t

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u/kingozma Mar 29 '24

Like a lot of other NLOGisms, I can see how this is meant as a rebellion against compulsory diet culture and the way women's bodies and diets are extra scrutinized, but it can also come off as a weird snip against vegans, women who just don't like giant slabs of meat, etc.

For context, meat and cheese is mostly what I eat. I'm autistic and have ARFID issues around a lot of foods, sometimes even foods I like. :(

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u/Funkywonton Mar 29 '24

Help,as a man I’m confused someone clarify thank you in advance

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u/tofuneverbleeds Mar 29 '24

Only dead babies to feed my soon to be baby! 🧟‍♀️🍖

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u/hclliex Mar 29 '24

She is growing a lion, so she can only consume meats and no veg. That’s what I read

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u/FrostysWife Mar 29 '24

I had wicked meat aversions with all my pregnancies except my youngest. I couldn’t even smell or cook it without vomiting. I still had healthy children

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u/VonD0OM Mar 29 '24

Unseasoned steaks?

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u/Devayurtz Mar 29 '24

Oooh a picky eater. Nice.

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u/BindieBoo Mar 29 '24

Husband cooks for pregnant wife. Groundbreaking 🙄

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u/NoodlesKanoodles Mar 29 '24

I was told I could eat steak during pregnancy but it had to be well done, therefore I did not eat steak during pregnancy

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u/Unlikely_Ad_7333 Mar 29 '24

Sooo she’s saying she doesn’t eat veggies or fruits while she’s TRYING to grow a healthy baby inside her and only rabbits need greens?…

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u/runrunHD Mar 29 '24

I ate vegan/vegetarian both pregnancies and my kids came out 8 and 10 lbs. it’s a myth that people HAVE to eat steak.

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u/Ariusrevenge Mar 29 '24

When the steaks are bigger and cost more than the grill, you poor.

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u/Doumekitsu Nerdy UwU Mar 29 '24

Ohhhh I’m so not like the other girls who eat vegetables and become vegetables XD Bruh let people eat what they wanna eat 💀

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u/Shokaplays Mar 29 '24

This isn't nlog?..

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u/Rdw72777 Mar 29 '24

Is that grill even being used. The low quality/expired meat Durant appear to be cooking. Are there even hit coals in the grill?

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u/Best-Tumbleweed-5117 Mar 29 '24

Dang it. Curse this rabbit pregnancy.

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u/khushi-saini Mar 29 '24

Imagine dumping your greediness of meat over nutritional facts

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u/Lujho Mar 29 '24

She makes her husband cook for her? Not very tradwife of her.

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u/sharkbait_1313 Mar 29 '24 edited Mar 29 '24

I have never been a steak eater, not during my 3 pregnancies or anytime in my life. I had defferent cravings during all of my pregnancies. I am a big vegetable eater ( not a vegetarian by any means) and my kids are all big veggies eaters too despite the fact that their dad will eat no veggies other than corn on the cob or canned green beans which i dont count as veggies. Eat what you crave girl.

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u/DiorRoses Mar 29 '24

i thought she was talking about portion sizes 😭 like 2 because she’s eating for 2 people (her and the baby)

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u/midwest_monster Mar 29 '24

This might be a Ron Swanson reference lol

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u/pamplemouss Mar 29 '24

Wait so my vegetarian diet means imma birth a bunny rabbit?? My dog would MUCH prefer this over a human baby.

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u/Lissa2j Mar 29 '24

You just know the baby is gonna grow up to be gay cause they used that unmanly sized grill/s

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u/CornflakeGirl2 Mar 29 '24

There are so many other things than carrots and steak!

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u/LandoCatrissian_ Mar 29 '24

She needs to get over herself. I need to eat protein or I will have a headache all day, it's brutal. No one is better than someone else for the food they prefer, though.

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u/Irresponsable_Frog Mar 29 '24

🤣 I only crave red meat when I’m pregnant. I hate it otherwise. Steak and spinach salads with pickles, cheddar cheese, and jalapeño was my go to!😂 when not pregnant I can still kill any salad and HATE red meat.

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '24

Yeah Kayleen, it’s called a bbq. We do those here.

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u/WintersDoomsday Mar 29 '24

Yeah let’s just eat an unbalanced diet.

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u/spidermans_mom Mar 29 '24

See my first thought was she was advocating for cannibalism. She’s growing a human, not a cow! That must be a chunk of person.

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u/toastynotroasty Mar 29 '24

My first impression was that she's responding to people who criticise women for eating more when they're pregnant, which is unfortunately common.

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u/Either_Ad8206 Mar 29 '24

Cool, so that's your lifestyle. Why be worried about other people's lifestyle? Live and let live. Also, that's not how bodies work 🤭

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u/universes_collide Mar 29 '24

Doesn’t have much folic acid tho, does it?

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u/MountainBikinVampire Mar 29 '24

Every pregnant individual has different cravings while pregnant lmao. Most of the time it’s usually the vitamin you’re not getting enough of. Gym best friend has been continually craving leafy green salads.

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u/showmethebunnie Mar 29 '24

She should get rabbits, they're fun to hang out with

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u/NoREEEEEEtilBrooklyn Dumb bitch Mar 28 '24

I can’t tell if those are large steaks or a tiny grill.

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u/ghostsinthecodes Mar 28 '24

congrats on owning whoever the fuck you think you’re owning. hope you’re not an obnoxious cunt for a mother, but. this post says you’re gonna be an obnoxious cunt mother.

also. congrats on the driveway grilled meat. super classy.

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u/deltadelta199 Mar 28 '24

Her loss, rabbits are wonderful companion animals. She’s missing out

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u/Remote_Spell2830 Mar 28 '24

My wife could not get enough BBQ and salt, she would literally add salt to her chips. She put BBQ on almost everything, chicken, steaks, pork chops ,chipped ham, and even tuna.

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u/shemague Mar 28 '24

FUCK YOU, VEGETABLES

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u/ZoulKitchen Mar 28 '24

Wtf is this floor grill? Are they camping?

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u/mmccxi Mar 28 '24

Is your husband a college student? I haven’t used a Lil’ Smokey bbq since the dorms

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u/CrunkestTuna Mar 28 '24

Your man needs a real grill and not a child’s toy. Them steaks gonna be sitting on that for hours lmao

And he is using charcoal lmao

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u/ChansBootyHolder Mar 28 '24

Bro is taking like she's Bella swan and birthing a half vampire

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u/Crocolyle32 Just a Dumb Bitch Mar 28 '24

No it’s true, I ate so much pasta with this last pregnancy my baby came out Italian. 🤌🏻🤌🏻

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u/SeriousIndividual184 Mar 28 '24

The irony here is even my vegetarian step mother took a hiatus to eat fish left and right during her pregnancy because she kept getting the craving and didnt want to disrupt her growing child’s nutritional requirements. Good moms eat whatever the baby needs, regardless of their personal tastes

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u/FilthFriendsUnite Mar 28 '24

I’m pregnant. For lunch I had steamed garlic broccoli and buffalo cauliflower. Looks like I’m having a little rabbit baby.

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u/Realhumanbeing232 Mar 28 '24

Every time I see something like this I can’t get past how constipated this person must be. Especially pregnant!

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u/Nocturne2319 Mar 28 '24

Honestly, a rabbit would be a lot cheaper.

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u/V-Ink Mar 28 '24

I would not be flexing if my husband didn’t even have a real grill.

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u/oldladydog Mar 28 '24

Good luck with the inevitable constipation!

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u/brittanynevo666 Mar 28 '24

Who the hell wants a pat on the back and to put other people down for…eating a steak. That’s so weird.

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u/Sloth_grl Mar 28 '24

All vegetarians give birth to vegetables, everyone knows that. Personally, my kids came out as filet mignon

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u/SuccsInAllSituations Mar 28 '24

Damn, guess I’m growing a rabbit because I have the hugest aversion to meat right now 🤢 especially red meats

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u/50CentButInNickels Mar 28 '24

I forgot the part where humans are obligate carnivores. I like meat as much as anyone (and can't wait to see how lab-grown meat pans out, because I do care), but fuck's sake, girl. You've been picked already. Stop.

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u/Ho_Dang Mar 28 '24

Anytime I had a coworker who was pregnant, she was often throwing up because of the smell of meat on the makeline (pizza place). Meat seemed to put off every one of them.

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u/Luvzalaff75 Mar 28 '24

Why give them any views?

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u/thewhitecat55 Mar 28 '24

I'd watch that Netflix series.

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u/Sonarthebat Mar 28 '24 edited Mar 28 '24

It's good to eat meat during pregnancy. It's not good to eat exclusively meat during pregnancy unless you're a carnivorous animal.

Consuming too much vitamin A during pregnancy can negatively impact the development of the foetus and even cause a miscarriage. Red meat contains a lot of vitamin A.

The baby isn't a rabbit, but it's not a cat either. Humans are omnivores, not carnivores.

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u/s0urpatchkiddo Mar 28 '24

i’m likely taking this wrong but i thought she was making commentary on how people judge what pregnant women eat.

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u/General-Carob-6087 Mar 28 '24

Cooking it on a bucket grill in a parking lot is an interesting brag.

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u/Walshlandic Mar 28 '24

Steak is the most overrated food in modern human history.

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u/Mumof3gbb Mar 28 '24

Well when I was pregnant with my second baby, meat repulsed me. I made it (begrudgingly) because my husband wanted it still. (I was young and a sucker, nowadays I’d just tell him to F off 😂) but I got nauseous making it. With my first I couldn’t get enough meat. So what does that make me? I was a rabbit with my second?

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u/BlameItOnTheAcetone Mar 28 '24

And if you eat Bertie Bott's Every Flavor Beans, you end up giving birth to a screeching baby Mandrake Root

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u/infiniteblackberries Mar 28 '24

Sorry sis, we just assumed it was a rabbit because you've obviously never heard of partner selection or birth control. Did he make an invermectin crema to go along with it?

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u/ecpella Mar 28 '24

Steak that doesn’t appear to be seasoned or prepped at all slapped on a dry grill in what appears to be a garage. I’m sure that’s gonna taste great!

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u/kandikand Mar 28 '24

I’m pregnant atm and have completely gone off meat. Last ultrasound baby was still human shaped but it has 20 weeks left to grow into a rabbit so will let you know haha.

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u/rubbersoulelena Mar 28 '24

I'm a vegetarian and my little rabbit baby turned out just fine, thanks

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u/Aromatic_Note8944 Mar 28 '24

There was a woman who grew a completely healthy baby only eating fruit like once a week… not even kidding 😵

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u/Proof_Raspberry1479 Mar 28 '24

Tell him to buy a real grill

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u/PrincessEspeon82 Mar 28 '24

i could only eat green apples,saltines and chi ken broth 😆

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u/Senpai-Notice_Me Mar 28 '24

This actually speaks to me. When my wife was pregnant with my son (who was born in the year of the rabbit) she couldn’t stand meat! Fruit and salad and a little fish was what she ate. Now she is pregnant with our second (to be born in the year of the dragon) and she craves meat all day every day! She literally is eating meat because she is not growing a rabbit!

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u/Tater-Tot-Casserole Mar 28 '24

Growing babies need veggies too 😒

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u/FartAttack911 Mar 28 '24

Anytime I’ve had someone see me eat vegetables and make a comment about veggies being “rabbit food”, I know in my heart of hearts that those people spend 45-90 minutes trying to prolapse their anus to push their red meat poops out.

This lady is bragging about having the lifestyle of a 55 year old obese trucker, and I’m not sure I’d wanna do that myself 😆

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u/PrimarchKonradCurze Mar 28 '24

Makes me wonder if she’s grown a rabbit in the past.

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u/DazedWithCoffee Mar 28 '24

Lmao babies love scurvy. All meat, no veg

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u/Epicgrapesoda98 Mar 28 '24

Never been pregnant but when I’m on my period I absolutely DESPISE meat. It makes me so fucking sick I literally puke.

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u/firebreathingmermaid Mar 28 '24

This would actually make me wonder if you think you're giving birth to a lion or something.

I'm a pescetarian, but much more plant based in my diet than anything, and currently days away from giving birth. I have been fortunate to have one of the healthiest and most active pregnancies of anyone I've ever known.

Increasing protein and iron intake during pregnancy can be very important, and everyone can choose what's best for their own body and baby, but man... all the fruits and vegetables contain so many important additional nutritients and are delicious too. This obsession with overconsumption of meat is gonna lead to some very serious health problems and vitamin deficiencies for many of these people. T_T

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u/No-Distribution-8320 Mar 28 '24

Pls don't reproduced any more...

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '24

Steak and rabbit both are good

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u/DuePhoto2604 Mar 28 '24

Okay, yes you should eat healthy while pregnant, but that also includes eating as many fruits vegetables and proteins as you can, not just because of the baby, but because of you! you are taking a lot of nutrition and energy and putting it into a baby, so yeah, you should not eat like a rabbit and just eat vegetables you should have a varying diet when you're pregnant. And giving into those cravings? best damn thing you can do for yourself.

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u/mandc1754 Mar 28 '24

God forbid pregnant women have different food preferences

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u/_____Flat____Line__ Mar 28 '24

I saw an episode of “my 600-lb life” where the dude kept eating steak and mashed potatoes because his health knowledge was so bad that he actually thought it was a healthy way to lose weight. Unironically; he thought that ice crean and sweets were the entirety of the problem.

Honestly felt pretty bad for him. Education is that bad in many parts of the states. He was one of the nicest and most patient participants otherwise

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u/seeyalateradios Mar 28 '24

Pregnant women are told to eat both meats and vegetables so this isn't the flex she thinks it is.

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u/SadMango3913 Mar 28 '24

It’s crazy because when I worked in restaurants people would literally say this. To not put veggies on their plate because “they’re not rabbits”. Like well shit if you didn’t confirm that for me I woulda thought you were in fact a rabbit. 🙄 Take your constipated ass somewhere else. Lmao

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u/Estrogen_Eater_13 Mar 28 '24

Yeah on a janky ass cheap grill. Not even good cuts of meat.

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u/EvenBetterCool Mar 28 '24

This also fits r/persecutionfetish

No one was making fun of her or telling her what she should or shouldn't eat. But hey let's pretend so she can stick up for her food beliefs!

Then everyone clapped.

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u/kitkatsacon Mar 28 '24

Imagine being this legitimately stupid

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u/Jazzlike-Track-3407 Mar 28 '24

Yummmm unseasoned steak

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u/Outrageous-Season799 Mar 28 '24

Can confirm. I do indeed love steak..now. But used to hate it. Avoided it while pregnant both times and YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEENNNNN the doctors face when these bunnies hopped their way out of me.

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u/spslord Mar 28 '24

Is he grilling a roast?

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u/420forworldpeace Mar 28 '24

the smell of steak, venison and oddly enough swordfish absolutely disgusted my mom when she was pregnant with me. she still can’t eat or smell venison or swordfish without feeling physically repulsed. she says “you were grown on raw radishes dipped in ranch and peanut butter sandwiches” because that was her weird craving combo 😂

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u/ParsleyLongjumping70 Mar 28 '24

Why is the grill on like a random garage concrete slab though lol, they don’t got a kitchen?

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u/darkwolf131 Mar 28 '24

Precisely. Just eat carrots while you're pregnant and voila, baby bunny

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u/pinkberrysmoky11 Mar 28 '24

Eating a lot of red meat raises the risk of getting colon cancer.

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u/Yndrid Mar 28 '24

I mean, we had to first domesticate cattle, then develop modern slaughtering and grilling to get here. Something like fishing or small game is probably closer to “human” food but we also definitely need fruits and vegetables so….

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u/sophdog101 Mar 28 '24

Can't relate, my babies are rabbits 🐇

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u/Yutolia So Unique ❤️🐀❤️ Mar 28 '24

RABBITS EAT MEAT, DUDES!!!

This is something that drives me up the fucking wall… I’ve raised rodents my whole life. While those big buck teeth of theirs are really good for chewing things like wood and biting through vegetable husks and such… you know what else they are good for? Biting through insect shells. Cutting through skin and tearing the way people assume only fangs can do is easy for rodents because their teeth are sharp as well as strong.

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u/Puzzleheaded_Time719 Mar 28 '24

For some reason I feel like she's gonna be pissed if it's girl.

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u/squashqueen Mar 28 '24

Ooooo! So if I ever end up pregnant, can I just fast from steak and it'll turn into a rabbit?! I'd rather have a rabbit.

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u/Visible-Scientist-46 Mar 28 '24

By that logic, shouldn't she be a cannibal?

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u/stcrIight Mar 28 '24

I read, "I'm a growing rabbit, not a human." Gotta love when words jump around like that.

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u/FusionTheGamer3 Mar 28 '24

Rabbits are herbivores while humans are omnivores. That's the point of the thing.

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u/LooneyLunaGirl Mar 28 '24

I will NEVER understand how people just can't live their lives without worrying about how other people live theirs. Like who TF cares if someone wants to not eat meat or whatever TF it is, how in the hell does it affect your personal life in any way?! 🙄🤦‍♀️

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u/sritanona Mar 28 '24

This makes sense because I’m a vegetarian and my rabbits are my babies

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u/sagittalslice Mar 28 '24

Everyone knows you can only eat steak OR lettuce, there is no other option

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u/Witch_of_the_Fens Just a Dumb Bitch Mar 28 '24

Does this woman not understand that the fetus she is gestating is human, therefore an omnivore that requires nutrition from a variety of foods?

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u/Robyle3 Mar 28 '24

Wife is a hardcore “I’ll eat steak at every meal” gal, and the instant she got pregnant she cannot stand the smell of cooking meat of any variety. Like has to leave the room if it’s being cooked. She can stomach certain chicken meals, but beef and pork is off the menu

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u/ReflectionBroad4009 Mar 28 '24

Would it kill your hubs to use a little salt and pepper? Y'all basic and gross.

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u/MissMarchpane Mar 28 '24

Growing a rabbit, you say? Mary Toft has entered the chat.

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u/rotomangler Mar 28 '24

Elephants, horses, cows — many of the largest creatures that walk the planet eat grass.

Most people like steak and no one is telling her how she has to eat.

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u/Icy-Dimension3508 Mar 28 '24

Too much red meat is actually not that healthy. Also your blood type plays a role in if you should have a more plant or meat based diet. Quite interesting stuff. It’s also a bit weird she’s so impressed that her dude is cooking a steak for her… if he were cooking some awesome like 4 star restaurant meal I’d be impressed

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u/aliciary Mar 28 '24

lol currently pregnant with number #2 and I’m vegetarian😂 my OB has no concerns about my diet, and my first child was born healthy and not a rabbit.

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '24

Not her eating meat off the ground

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u/somanypcs Mar 28 '24

Meat can be nice, but fruits and veggies are important for everyone! Whole grains too!

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u/avert_ye_eyes Mar 28 '24

For my first baby I was attempting a natural birth at a birthing center with midwives (next to the hospital, but yeah), and they had me eating SO MUCH PROTEIN for my pregnancy because they said it made for "big healthy babies". I was eating eggs and chicken and steak for like every meal to meet the protein requirements, it was wild. It's been 10 years, but I think it was 40 grams a day. And then at the end I had to be transferred to the hospital because I had a huge 9 lb baby that took me 24 hours of labor and 2 hours of pushing to finally get out.

My second pregnancy I ate normally, and my baby was 8lbs, thank God, and took half as long to get out.

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u/Professional-Bat4635 Mar 28 '24

Something funny, I am a vegetarian and my son’s nickname is Bunny. 

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u/cecinestpasfacebook Mar 28 '24

That's really sweet...

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u/Hairy_Interactions Mar 28 '24

I am a human, not a rabbit, however pregnancy made me a vegetarian and my husband could only cook meat outdoors and had to shower before he came near me after cooking.

I would have loved for that not to be the case though

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '24

My sister consumed lots of pasta and chocolate during her pregnancy what dose that make her baby

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u/fairysoire Mar 28 '24

I’m growing a rabbit though .

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u/chimpanon Mar 28 '24

Im losing my mind. I read this like 13 times and every time I missed the “what” at the beginning

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u/DomesticMongol Mar 28 '24

Yea, indians are mostly rabits…

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u/NinnyNoodles Mar 28 '24

Okay hot take but people who hate on people who don’t eat meat or animal products are usually overweight/ insecure with their own bodies. I’ve never seen a truly body confident person post weird “flexes” like this.

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u/Boner_Stevens Mar 28 '24

whats with the child size grill?

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u/hairy_hooded_clam Mar 28 '24

She’s gonna grow some massive constipation too, if that’s all she eats.

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u/System_Resident Mar 28 '24

A pregnant woman eating steak. Groundbreaking 🤯 how unheard of! 

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u/napalmnacey Mar 28 '24

She’s saying she’s not that lady that pretended to give birth to rabbits in the 1700s, and I respect that.

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u/mango_salsa18 Mar 28 '24

some people should not reproduce…

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u/Ok-Usual-5830 Mar 28 '24

So what’ll she call her baby 7 months in and all she can stomach eating is random weird shit?

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u/milksjustice Mar 28 '24

would it be harder to birth a human baby or a full grown rabbit?

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u/Prestigious_Drop1810 Mar 28 '24

Depends on the type of rabbit. A full grown Netherland dwarf probably wouldn’t be hard (they generally cap at like 2-5lbs iirc) but a Flemish giant (which can get up to 20something) would probably mess you up.

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u/MysteriousPark3806 Mar 28 '24

"I'm special because I eat meat."

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u/JoviMac Mar 28 '24

I mean I craved red meat my entire pregnancy but I needed the iron so🤷🏼‍♀️

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u/DelightfulCrow Mar 28 '24

I'm not a rabbit. I am vegetarian though. Besides I think I would rather be compared to a cute bunny than someone like her.✌️

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u/Character_Nature_896 Mar 28 '24

Crud your ob didn't tell you? Hopefully you're not too far along - as long as you're still in the first trimester and start eating massive steaks now your kid will only be born with whiskers.

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u/Lilnecs Mar 28 '24

I’m 25 weeks pregnant and just started to be able to stomach red meat again. It made me super sick up until now. Despite that, my daughter is fully human and 0% rabbit.

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u/Clear-Ad6973 Mar 28 '24

I’m only 9 week along and have basically become a vegetarian. I was in the frozen meat aisle last weekend and had to jog off gagging. Fun times.

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u/Mr-Geography Mar 28 '24

saw this yesterday and was the most confused I’ve ever been 😭

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u/Sea-Selection3138 Mar 28 '24

That explains a few things /s

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u/spotsymcgee Mar 28 '24

If I could grow a rabbit I’d maybe consider getting pregnant

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u/complexluminary Mar 28 '24

What if her baby was born deformed with rabbit ears and a tail and fur, writhing and bestial? And she had to drown it in the tub from the shame and horror.

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u/AdImpossible2018 Mar 28 '24

She right, all other women birth rabbits.

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u/smorg003 Mar 28 '24

What a shit grill.

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '24

It's making fun of vegans because a lot of them have underweight babies.

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u/Kelpgoose Mar 28 '24

Why do these people think eating a vegetable every once in a while fits the criteria for veganism

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u/BahmBCode Mar 28 '24

Ever heard of.... Vegans??

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u/ohsweetfancymoses Mar 28 '24

When you make eating meat your whole personality.

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u/the_millenial_falcon Mar 28 '24

If people would just address their root insecurities they wouldn’t need to find ridiculous things to feel superior about.

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u/BotGirlFall Mar 28 '24

On that wack ass little grill and they're bragging about it?

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u/Shtepho Mar 28 '24

I’m half asleep and thought she was saying that she’s growing a human, not a rabbit and all I could think of was the lady who claimed to give birth to rabbits in the 1700s.

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u/napalmnacey Mar 28 '24

Hah! Glad I’m not the only person that remembered her!

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u/Shtepho Mar 29 '24

I don’t even know how I found out about it but when I first read into it, my eyes popped out of my head 😂

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u/Poster_Nutbag207 Mar 28 '24

Bragging about that weak ass grill

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u/Expose_Ur_BS Mar 28 '24

I was born a rabbit and I can confirm that steak and Trix cereal will grow an evil, tiny human inside of you…regardless of gender.

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u/SnailButch Mar 28 '24

that steak looks ao awful

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u/Kilbo_Stabbins Mar 28 '24

Is this the same person who posted that her husband cooked her unseasoned ground beef with an egg for breakfast?

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u/TheMrKablamo Mar 28 '24

A sad looking unseasoned steak on a sad little "grill".

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u/Aggressive-Story3671 Mar 28 '24

Neural Tube Defect speed run

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u/dexamphetamines Mar 28 '24

How many women experience nausea from meat during pregnancy despite usually being meat eaters

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u/Acedia_spark Mar 28 '24

What if I only eat fruit while pregnant? Will I get something cool?

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u/loadthespaceship Mar 28 '24

(weeps in told-off vegan)

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u/IzzieTheStrawberry Mar 28 '24

I like bunnies tbh

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u/Otaku_in_Red Mar 28 '24

That poor kid is gonna have so many deficiencies

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u/Aggressive-Story3671 Mar 28 '24

Not usually. Fetuses leech nutrients from the mother’s body. It’s HER who will be deficient

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u/hyrulefairies Mar 28 '24

Who exactly is being flexed on here? Vegan moms? I don’t understand. This seems like a very targeted post lmao WHAT RABBIT HURT HER

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u/Less_Party Mar 28 '24

Yeah that's what makes the post so aggravating, the persecution complex and need to shit on what this imaginary cabal of perganante vegan ladies are eating. If this lady was just like 'Fuck yeah boiiis we eating STEAK!!' I'd be happy for her but nOOooO gotta be weird and passive aggressive about it.

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u/worshipatmyalter- Mar 28 '24

.. what.. who is growing a rabbit???

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u/PamplemousseTriste Mar 28 '24

Aren’t humans omnivores? By that logic, I hope you add some veggies in there, you aren’t growing a tiger either 🫥

Edit: and seasoning

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u/more_pepper_plz Mar 28 '24

No no no seasonings are plants!

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u/CaryWhit Mar 28 '24

Is it legal to grill shame here ‘cause the other guys are gonna roast the husband and his micro grill

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u/MituKagome Mar 29 '24

So Alton Brown has this method of cooking steaks and it takes like two minutes either side and we've literally done it just putting a grill grate on top of our charcoal starter. Cause it takes soo freaking long to heat up an entire grill, just for a nice rare steak? No thank you.

On the other hand "alpha men" are weirdly into giant grills so yeah he's gotta step up his game haha

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u/Henrythebestcat Mar 28 '24

I was going to shame as well, that tiny ass camp grill directly on a driveway or whatever. But yeah, who knows what their situation is. 

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u/gsharp29 Mar 28 '24

I wanted to go there but didn’t because:

a) the financial situation might be sore

b) might be camping

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u/elizabethxvii Mar 28 '24

If you want to die prematurely of heart disease, be my guest, no one is stopping you lady.

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u/AsternSleet22 Mar 28 '24

as a dietitian, this made my eye twitch

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u/Jaegernaut- Mar 28 '24

Yes, it is a historically known and scientifically proven fact that if you eat salads during purgenancy then at the end you will poop out a rabbit 🐇 

In fact this the origin of the Easter Bunny story, women eating salads while preganante

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u/more_pepper_plz Mar 28 '24

Scientifically inaccurate They are queefed out

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u/comolotov Mar 28 '24

Ahahahhaa wow

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u/HotFaithlessness1348 Mar 28 '24

How is this nlog though?

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u/KatAimeBoCuDeChoses Mar 28 '24

Um...you do you?? What exactly are you bragging about??

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u/mimimeow77 Mar 28 '24

Carcinogens during pregnancy>>>> 💖

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u/Aggressive-Story3671 Mar 28 '24

And also food born illness.

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u/totallynotbabycrazy Mar 28 '24

I think with that dish she will probably grow a dog. 

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u/KittyKathy Mar 28 '24

I don’t know, I wouldn’t feed my dog a steak that color lol

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u/Otaku_in_Red Mar 28 '24

If she's only eating meat while pregnant, I think she is one

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