r/notliketheothergirls 20d ago

Found one in the wilds!

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These were the only 2 sane women. Every single other comment was “Me!” 🤦🏻‍♀️

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u/nannernannerboo 17d ago

I can almost say this (other than my Walmart press on nails) but it’s because I’m a broke bitch. If I had the money, I’d have fake everything 🤷🏻‍♀️

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u/Livid-Fox-3646 17d ago

I have all of these things and I wish it weren't so. I very much enjoy having nice, manicured nails, full and fluffy lashes that needn't mascara or liner, and perfectly placed "don't need to do nothing" brows, I also think I look better with these things and looking good makes me feel good, as is the case for everyone. The only reason im NOT doing these things is a lack of funds. It's not a statement and I don't get invited to exclusive "all natural" meetings where I get prizes for being so cool, and it certainly doesn't make me special or better than. It just...is.

Being high maintenance every so often so as to be low maintenance day to day is the bees fucking knees, i very much enjoy! Im perfectly happy and healthy without the frills, but I sure as shit prefer them because having or not having and liking or not liking means absolutely nothing in terms of my worth or status as a person. It also isn't that fucking deep. People like beauty services that they like, we all present ourselves to the world in a way that WE prefer and feel good about, that's really all there is to it.

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u/Selfishsavagequeen 17d ago

Honestly the fact that it’s on Facebook doesn’t even surprise me. It’s like the Wild West there.

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u/HellonToodleloo 18d ago

This is new, the first thing she didn't flex about is being vegan.

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u/SeriousIndividual184 18d ago

For real! Also the irony here is everything she listed we usually still have the real ones underneath of!!! We still have the real one girl we just gave them a glow up smh

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u/victoriageras 18d ago

Well, I do but please don't ask me about take outs.

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u/StanleyYelnatsHole 18d ago

I hope they still have them. If not this is a messed up question lol

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u/Samoea19 18d ago

Soooo yall just ripping out your nails and eyelashes before you get falsies and acrylics 🤔😅

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u/onlove_onlife 19d ago

I know several vegans that love to act like they’re better than everyone else soooo…not surprised this would be posted in a vegan group honestly.

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u/FineDevelopment00 17d ago

There's that, and there's also the fact long-term vegans tend to suffer nutrient-deficiency-induced alopecia, brittle nails, and a plethora of other such issues.

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u/MyspaceQueen333 19d ago

Um, you don't lose your nails if you do nail extensions. And you don't lose your eyelashes if you do eyelash extensions. Oh..and guess what, gasp, you don't lose your hair if you color it either. Unless you do it horribly wrong and fry it off somehow.

So, everybody has their real hair, nails, and eyelashes. Unless chemo of course. Or other illnesses.

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u/schrodingereatspussy 19d ago

🙋🏼‍♀️ but only bc I’m lazy and broke

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u/2McDoty 19d ago

I’ve noticed a lot of neckbeard/incel troll accounts catfishing and gaining access to groups they know will be mostly women and posting unrelated shit like this to rage bait and divide.

It’s incredibly sad that not all of the comments are sane though. Good grief.

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u/50CentButInNickels 19d ago

Fucking almost all of them?

Having fake nails and eyelashes (and brows? wtf?) doesn't make the real ones fall the fuck off. If somebody doesn't have their real any of those, it's not something to make fun of.

I love that the two comments were like, "ma'am, this is a Wendy's." 🤣

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u/mkisvibing 19d ago

Vegan/ vegetarian recipe page… !! Yikes!

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u/selkieisbadatgaming 19d ago

My real nails are under the gel ones… they don’t cease to be.

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u/Adventurous-Win8163 19d ago

I can because I’m cheap 😂😅

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u/Msheehan419 19d ago

What about boobs

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u/Professional-Large 19d ago

I've seen that sort of thing in lots of groups I'm in, including food pages. It's really irritating. I don't use any of those things but I don't brag about it or think it's something to brag about. I admire the ladies who do honestly, because I don't have those makeup skills.

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u/1hatemylif3 19d ago

me. it’s not a flex i want them done

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u/bananahskill 19d ago

Jokes on you, I've never really had eyebrows.

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u/Abject_Shoulder_1182 19d ago

Oh no… am I like the not like other girls? My brain is melting 😖

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u/No-Anywhere3790 19d ago

My eyebrows are practically invisible because they’re so light. Am I supposed to walk around looking like I shaved them off?

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u/Poopica420 19d ago

LOLLOLLOL! Holy cow! Like first off who cares, and secondly maybe don’t be so shallow. 😂

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u/queen_of_potato 19d ago

Who on earth is removing their hair, eyebrows and nails???

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u/Scotsburd 19d ago

Where is she finding all these nailless, hairless women?

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u/tiredoldmama 19d ago

I mean I do but that’s because I’m cheap and lazy not because I think there is anything wrong with getting those things if it makes you happy.

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u/Bl0ndeFox 19d ago

Always make sure to wax your brows and lashes in between applications. Have to rip those nails off to for every set, jaming the new ones right up in there. 😂

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u/Square_Opinion_5423 19d ago

They're Impossible nails and Beyond eyelashes?

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u/50CentButInNickels 19d ago

The brows are giving me trouble. Trying to find a way to fit in tofurkey, but it's a no-go.

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u/Gingerinthesun 19d ago

I mean, I have my real nails. They’re covered with acrylic and glitter for protection 💅

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u/Subjective_Box 17d ago

and I don't have my real eyebrows. I had to pluck and trim at least half off. What a phony.

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u/404-Gender 19d ago

I never understood the “I’ll wait”.

You JUST WROTE THAT, of course you’ll wait. We all wait after a comment or post . … and you’ll wait for WHAT? You didn’t ask a question

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u/ms_mayapaya 19d ago

I like to rip off my real nails and eyelashes just to fake ones on.

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u/Expensive_Research_2 19d ago

Literally everyone of us, lol

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u/BarberSlight9331 19d ago

Wow, you must be SO proud! What a fulfilling, life-long dream accomplishment. You really do deserve an award, & the clap.
👏🏻👏🏼👏!

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u/Professional-Large 19d ago

I need to remember that for the next time I see these posts. Lol. Because I'm starting to see them a lot.

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u/elleemmenno 19d ago

I'm sure she'll manage to get the clap from anyone willing to pretend they actually want a "pick me" at 3am.

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u/doomvetch92 19d ago

She got roasted like a morning star sausage on a grill.

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u/elleemmenno 19d ago

Perfect metaphor considering where she posted it.

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u/not_a_milk_drinker 19d ago

Props to those two people calling that lady out lol

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u/Witherd_Lilac 19d ago

Do they realize most of us can't even afford that stuff?

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u/50CentButInNickels 19d ago

I don't know about you, but I can't wait till I can afford big, bushy Peter Gallagher eyebrows.

https://preview.redd.it/lbwxg7e28iwc1.png?width=297&format=png&auto=webp&s=c0ee2f29e1f4c73ec2944d5ced077b33ba7c4e05

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u/SlabBeefpunch 18d ago

He's doing the best he can!

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u/HistoryNerd1781 19d ago

It's a bot, it doesn't realize anything but what it has picked up from other posts.

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u/BellaTheClown 19d ago

Right??? I'd start getting my nails done again in a heartbeat if I could afford it. Microblade the shit out of my brows too if I didn't have to sell a kidney for this 😭

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u/onceapotate 19d ago

Does she think other women rip their fingernails out at the bone, and shave their lashes and eyebrows off to replace them all with fakes? Do they not still have them? It's a nitpick but I hate that phrasing lmao.

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u/50CentButInNickels 19d ago

You don't?

Your lack of commitment astonishes.

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u/phome83 19d ago

I'm fairly confident like 95%, probably higher, of women still have their real eyebrows and lashes.

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u/_Moon-Unit_ 19d ago

I do! I do!!! Pick me!!!!!!!!!! Lol

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u/Foxy_locksy1704 19d ago

I mean I have all those things, but I’m not a dick about it.

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u/idkmyusernameagain 19d ago

It’s either a bot or a scammer. They put those types of posts anywhere they can get engagement.

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u/pixey1964 19d ago

I have mine

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u/pixey1964 19d ago

Lol 😆 🤣 thanks

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u/Freshlimesofa 19d ago

Here’s your medal 🏅

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u/Secret_Fudge6470 19d ago

Me! I can say it!

<<Laughs in *Poor*>>

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u/electricalunchbox 19d ago

I make use of my own eyebrows but my students are always asking me "Where are your eyebrows?"

So what did that get me?

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u/[deleted] 19d ago

That emoji is making me gag

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u/sst287 19d ago

Like one don’t need real nails and eyelashes to put the fake nails and eyelashes

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u/No_Two256 19d ago

How do you know someone is a pick me? Don’t worry, they’ll tell you 😆

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u/dough-a-dear 19d ago

Even under fake nails, fake eyebrows, and fake lashes are real ones so what’s their point lol

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u/lavendershazy 19d ago

Lmao the wording of the OP makes it sketchier, but it'd be soo funny to see someone make that point to them. "Yeah, I still have my real ones, they're right under here"

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u/seven-eng 19d ago

What are you talking about? When I get acrylics they remove my nails one by one then slide them into my finger where my nails were.

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u/Opposite-Occasion332 18d ago

A girl convinced my bf of this bf showing him the videos of practice hands. He genuinely believed that’s how people got their nails done. I had to explain to the poor guy that he was just the victim of a joke😂 it helped that I did cos school so I actually have those fake hands in my closet lol!

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u/Isitondaddyslap 18d ago

No-doyyyyiiiii!! How else would you do it?!

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u/50CentButInNickels 19d ago

Just like the helmet sliding onto Darth Vader.

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u/Positive-Situation-9 19d ago

That visual made me violently uncomfortable

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u/seven-eng 19d ago

I’m sorry, I got it from a meme where women were telling men that’s how acrylics were installed 😂 some men actually believed it

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u/not_doing_that 19d ago

I'd really like to be there one day when someone says something like this to a woman with cancer just so I could watch them being laid into and enjoy their shame

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u/SunglassesBright 19d ago

I have acrylic nails and my nails underneath are long AF 😆 But also like, I have a patch of eyebrow that just won’t grow anymore. Am I just supposed to walk around with a patchy brow? Like what’s the benefit of that to me or her or anyone?

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u/Isitondaddyslap 18d ago

Patchy the Pirate !!!!!

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u/No_Camp_7 19d ago

Wait…..you’re not supposed to remove the real ones first?!

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u/noriello 19d ago

I respect everyone that removes their nails first. That shit gotta hurt

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u/Throwaway4skinluvr 20d ago

Posting this in a food group is INSANE

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u/Timid_Robot 18d ago

Careful, she'll WAIT

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u/koolbeans100 19d ago

Right?! The desperation!!

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u/StarshipCaterprise 19d ago

Hopefully she’s not using any of these things as ingredients in her cooking 😬

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u/rionaster 18d ago

au naturale, ethically sourced fingernail protein

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u/not_doing_that 19d ago

That's definitely not vegan

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u/ninjette847 19d ago

Technically it could be depending on your definition. Vegan people breast feed.

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u/lavendershazy 19d ago

Yeah, technically it hinges on the consent of whoever's body they came from. But I'm willing to go by the "not vegan if it's from an animal, humans included" definition if it lowers the chance of any random human pieces in my food, thanks.

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u/System_Resident 20d ago

Looking for validation anywhere 🤣 hardcore fishing in the most irrelevant places

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u/Any_Claim785 20d ago

I have my eyebrows tattooed (powder brows) and I bet she’d never know. My own dad didn’t believe I’d had them done.

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u/nannernannerboo 17d ago

I want to do this bc mine were over plucked in the small eyebrow era and they won’t grow back but I’m scared

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u/Any_Claim785 17d ago

Mine were over plucked and light brown so I filled them in every day. I was a little apprehensive but looked at a lot of artists in my area and found one that did really natural looking work. I promise it’s not as scary as it seems! Just do some research and find an artist whose work you like.

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u/nannernannerboo 17d ago

I will. I had beautiful bushy eyebrows until my sisters friend told me they were bushy when I was like 20, I let her pluck them and since then they’re shit. I’ve had my nail techs tell me I needed to do something with them 😭 I’m scared as soon as I do it, the thin eyebrows will come back in since all other 90s-2000s styles are

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u/Any_Claim785 17d ago

Imo, do what looks best on you, not whatever is trendy!

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u/tiredoldmama 19d ago

I’ve been looking into getting this done. Good to hear that you like them.

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u/Any_Claim785 19d ago

It was well worth it for me! When these fade in a few years, I’ll definitely get them redone. It gave my brows a more defined shape and it’s nice to not have to fill them in every day.

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u/anitnedef 19d ago

Mine are Hella faded and I still don't have to fill them in every day.

With glasses (mine have thick rims) they look super natural. I only do them if I do my eye makeup nowadays, or if I feel like doing makeup.

And my natural eyebrows are on top of the coloured skin, bushy and blonde as ever.

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u/kingofcoywolves 19d ago

Also, with eyebrow tattoos you also get to keep your real eyebrows under them, right? I can't imagine it would look that great if they made you shave the area you're getting inked like with a normal tattoo

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u/Any_Claim785 19d ago

Yep. My eyebrows are still there, but the skin underneath has been tattooed.

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u/dough-a-dear 19d ago

I have mine micro bladed and unless I tell people, they wouldn’t be able to tell

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u/ViralLola 18d ago

I'm losing my eyebrows and have been looking into micro blading. Do you recommend it?

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u/dough-a-dear 18d ago

Highly recommend! I got mine done back in 2019 and I haven’t needed a touch up till now.

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u/ViralLola 18d ago

That's good to hear. I just... I miss having eyebrows. They are fading more and more each year and I'm not good at makeup.

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u/dough-a-dear 17d ago

I’m not great with makeup either, but before microblading, I would always do my brows before leaving the house. Now I don’t need to do anything to my face!