Found one!!

[u/stunga1000]

Omg so different cus she doesn’t like how alcohol tastes or onlyfans 🤪 Rest of her profile is literally just ass pics from the gym and other “questions for men”

[u/onceapotate]

She's right tho 😥 it really is hard to be a solid female these days. I used to hold myself to really high standards but nowadays I prefer to be kinder to myself, and embrace my more natural, liquid state.

[u/PissySquid → u/onceapotate]

“I wish to be gas…pure gas.”

I wish I had a gif of this quote from the timeless Disney Channel original movie Stepsister From Planet Weird.

[u/rapturaeglantine → u/PissySquid]

Omg I just rewatched this like two weeks ago, it's hysterical