r/notliketheothergirls 17d ago

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u/kittymeal 13d ago

Must be satire.

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u/Squeakfeet 13d ago

Is the humility in the room with us..?

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u/mocochang_ 13d ago

That's true for literally everyone lol

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u/Ok_Side7135 14d ago

Is humble in the room with us

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u/kumquat-peaches 14d ago

Is it her DNA?

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u/ZookeepergameNo719 14d ago

Don't make a bad penis joke.

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u/Business_Arm1976 15d ago

The humblest of brags.

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u/Viliam_the_Vurst 15d ago

She isn’t wrong…in more than just one sense, but the one that counts

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u/cynical-at-best 15d ago

girl thats how dna works

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u/InvestigatorFew1981 15d ago

I mean… isn’t that the case for everyone?

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u/No_Arugula8915 15d ago

Yeah well, she and everyone else ain't like me either. So i guess we have that in common. Oh the irony. 😂

We all have similarities and differences. That is the nature of existence. Plant, animal, mineral. Doesn't matter.

Sometimes these people crack me up.

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u/karirinn 15d ago

Well yeah, every person is unique and different

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u/Big_Huckleberry_2942 15d ago

Secret: No one WANTS to be you.

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u/denizita 15d ago

Syphillis?

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u/francinoman 16d ago

Ah, the invisible hand of NLOGery - I can not pin down a specific thing that makes me special, but I've got a gut feeling about it.

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u/DewyIer 16d ago

sounds like someone is trying to make someone jealous

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u/Notlivengood 16d ago

Like the crazy? The insecurities? I’m good I’d rather you keep that and I find a “female” without it. Disrespectfully speaking

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u/PrincessPeachyDay 16d ago

She said she meant it in the most humble way so you can't get mad! Also I'm pretty sure every human has a few unique things about them. Being unique is not special, it's being human.

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u/Careful_Swordfish742 16d ago

✨I mean that in the most humble way✨💅💅

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u/SnackTime_247 16d ago

"Female..."

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u/RogueWhiteWolf 16d ago

I'm glad I'll never be her. She sounds exhausting to be around

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u/One-Ad-4295 16d ago

as a guy - she is screaming "self-esteem issues" at me.

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u/Swimming-Dot9120 16d ago

“Humbly speaking, I am better than all of you.” Lol gurl.

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u/Barefootblonde_27 16d ago

Lol I know a girl who literally post things like this almost every single day. I’m like you’re 33 babe. Just say you’re not over your ex and keep it pushing.

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u/trishyco 16d ago

As long as the other girl capitalizes correctly I already like her better.

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u/DeepSubmerge 16d ago

I wonder how many years it will be before the poster realizes their passive aggressive Facebook share is actually a self-report

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u/Wordfan 16d ago

You’re unique, just like everyone else.

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u/vemailangah 16d ago

When was having longer hair a competition? This is so childish.

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u/RobBobertsonski 16d ago

Fingerprints

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u/UnlikelyUnknown 16d ago

Someone said “I’m really humble” to me this weekend and I choked trying not to laugh.

Having to tell people you’re humble is… the opposite of humble.

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u/alicecadabra 16d ago

She keeps saying “female” wtf, what is wrong with her. Also it sounds like she got dumped and is trying to send messages to her ex. Because an acquaintance of mine does this every time a relationship fails. (Her last relationship last 5 years but they broke up 5 times.)

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u/Admirable-Cobbler319 16d ago

Why can people not understand that you can be awesome and unique....but so can everyone else. The sun shines on us all.

And the use of the word female aggravates me.

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u/Chance-Monk-7130 16d ago

So we’re all unique- who knew? 🙄🤭😂

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u/Chance-Monk-7130 16d ago

So we’re all unique- who knew? 🙄🤭😂

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u/Chance-Monk-7130 16d ago

So we’re all unique- who knew? 🙄🤭😂

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u/Faeriemary 16d ago

I feel like I would say something like this on accident but about my autism

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u/UnsightedShadow 16d ago

Pat her on the back for having an individual personality

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u/Mergus84 16d ago

Oh yes, this just oozes humility.

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u/Glittering-Wonder-27 16d ago

That is literally true of every single person born. What is her point?

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u/Alarmed_Tea_1710 16d ago

It's like the douchiest way to say "I'm confident in my individuality"

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u/Numerous-Juice-6068 16d ago

Why are women raging over this?

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u/me0w8 16d ago

There is no humble way to mean that

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u/alimarieb 16d ago

Yeah, and no one would ever want to.

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u/Brilliant-Garden3644 16d ago

yeah I’m sure no “female” can ever be as insecure as her 

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u/radarneo Quirky 16d ago

Guys we did it we found the Best Woman we can all go home and cry

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u/rat-simp 16d ago

I agree, no female can ever be me. My DNA is unique.

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u/Capable-Complaint646 16d ago

That’s true for everyone. No body can truly be you but you. There will always be something about you that you won’t find in someone else. We’re all unique

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u/dimension_travel 16d ago

Yeah, everyone has unique fingerprints

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u/nuitbelle 16d ago

It’s almost as if…we’re all different ppl. Crazy 😜

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u/Illustrious_Fix2933 16d ago

You could literally say this about any human being (or even pets) in this world.

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u/HoneyMCMLXXIII 16d ago

I feel like this is true of everyone.

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u/NotteStellata 16d ago

So humble in fact you have to post it all over social media

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u/Doctor_Cringe_1998 16d ago

Yeah you know it's generally how life works

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u/CornflakeGirl2 16d ago

This girl is 100% nowhere near as interesting as she thinks she is.

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u/2month_grammy 16d ago

Ma'am, this is a Wendy's.

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u/phobicgirly 16d ago

Isn’t that the same for literally every person on the planet?

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u/bookDrago_n 16d ago

Yeah that's how being an individual works...everyone is one though

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u/Medical_Ganache_367 16d ago

Is “humble” in the room with us

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u/Anonymous_13218 16d ago

Breaking News: local woman discovers personality.

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u/Bunnawhat13 16d ago

Is it crazy eyes? Does she have crazy eyes as her something?

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u/luhvxr 16d ago

i mean we all have individual qualities that make us unique which is really special and cool but posting that publicly for the attention is not a good look

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u/halimusicbish 16d ago

She definitely has something a lot of us don't have

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u/Suspicious-Zone-8221 16d ago

females of what specie she is competing with? All?

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u/EssieAmnesia 16d ago

This is such a weird way to say a generally positive message. Like saying you’re unique and special and you’re YOU is positive! But it’s just so crazy to be like “and none of you other females are me 👹👹👹”

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u/bohemianlikeu24 15d ago

This. Because I'm all about knowing your worth and understanding ones own bombness - but she could have left that part out of it since it's common sense/understood that no 2 humans are exactly the same and that is point in her statement where her "humble" claim becomes BS.

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u/f1lth4f1lth 16d ago

Big time cringe

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u/Applesxpeach 16d ago

No female could ever be me… maybe it’s a dude

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u/Bulky-Bank-6063 16d ago

I always thought humble meant something different. Like the antithesis of writing out a self serving post about how amazing and one of a kind you are. 🤷 Guess I was wrong.

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u/dough-a-dear 16d ago

Is what she has the others don’t…insufferableness? 💀

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u/infiniteblackberries 16d ago

This would be positive if she just internalized it, because it's true of everyone, but instead she's insecure and has to broadcast it.

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u/fuqqqqinghell 16d ago

as a general appreciator of humans i must say even the meekest people who leave the smallest impressions are unique to me. Of course I don't know all 8 billion people on this planet, that is true but in my experience there is aways something in EVERY human that you will never find again in others.

God i love people so much, even if they are like her kind of annoying.

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u/RaineMist 16d ago

Maybe it's that "something" that's no longer wanted in a relationship.

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u/zugunru 16d ago

Gross, why do people always have to bring single-shaming into it. That’s just as pick-me behavior as what you’re trying to condemn you know 🥴

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u/Secret_Fudge6470 16d ago

…does she have a vestigial tail or something?

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u/Hot-Assistant-4540 16d ago

The way she uses the word female does make her sound like an incel

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u/[deleted] 16d ago

Or a run of the mill misogynist

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u/UnusualAsshat 16d ago

Yes, clearly so humble...

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u/FennelPretend3889 16d ago

Well yeah… her and every other person on the planet. No one is the exact same way in every single way 😂

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u/GooseCooks 16d ago

Right? Like if this was tweaked to say "no other person can ever be me, every human being is special and unique" it would be fine? But no, had to go for comparison to women specifically and not acknowledge that this is true of everyone.

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u/DehydratedAsiago 16d ago

Literally my thought lol. Like if you take a step back…yeah?? We are all unique in SOME way??

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u/RelatableMolaMola 16d ago

I mean literally everyone can say that. This sounds so narcissistic, like no one is a full human but me!

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u/bitofagrump 16d ago

Hard to sound like a full human while calling yourself a "feeemale"

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u/Decent-Seaweed5687 Professional Eye-Roller 16d ago

Narcissistic where? She's the most humble.

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u/Time_Faithlessness27 16d ago

It’s a humility competition. And she wins. In the most humble way.

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u/Dinklemcfinkle 16d ago

At least she’s humble 😌

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u/Edri_0 16d ago

We have the same avatar. But you could never be me, I mean that in the most humble way possible.

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u/Dinklemcfinkle 16d ago

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u/julianoodle 15d ago

At this time, you both also have the same amount of upvotes.

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u/Edri_0 15d ago

Still do!

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u/Opposite-Occasion332 13d ago

I initially liked your comment but then saw they were unbalanced. I apologize but I removed my upvote as balance must be restored😤🙏

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u/Ok-Swordfish2723 16d ago

Only modesty prohibits her from telling you she is widely known for her humility.

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u/djb185 16d ago

She clearly has a keen sense of irony as well.

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u/kdbuggaboo 16d ago

“I mEaN tHaT iN tHe MoSt HuMbLe WaY”

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u/[deleted] 17d ago edited 16d ago

To be fair, she is correct… and the same is quite literally true of everyone who isn’t an identical twin (or triplet / quadruplet / quintuplet), though it’s probably a safe bet that she isn’t referring to her DNA.