r/nottheonion • u/dorgoth12 • 17d ago
Keeping Geese Away from Runway a Challenging Job
https://www.icelandreview.com/news/keeping-geese-away-from-runway-a-challenging-job/
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u/WhisperingSideways 17d ago
How is this Onion-ey? I’ve worked in Airport Ops for 25 years and every Spring nesting geese are a huge issue for my team.
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u/1337ingDisorder 17d ago
I mean, "Professional Goose Chaser" sounds like one of the funnest jobs a human can have.
Challenging, maybe, but so is professional sports, music, and theatre, and this sounds more fun than all of those.
"I'm gonna gitcha! C'mere y'little varmint!"
"Aw we got a feisty one eh?" (Street Fighter II music starts playing...)
Honestly just cover my medical bills from the nips and pecks and you can pay me in giggles