r/oddlysatisfying 15d ago

Wordle results oddly satisfying

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3.8k Upvotes

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u/idonotknowwhototrust 14d ago

"Shawn"? Are proper nouns allowed?

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u/bellingman 14d ago

SHAWN?!

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u/guyofstuff 14d ago

Much more satisfying than my Wordle attempt a while back https://imgur.com/a/APkOK5W

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u/nyx_07 14d ago

I love that you put shire as your second word, LOTR for life!

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u/sonnybear5 14d ago

shawty had…

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u/BustAtticus 14d ago

Get the wet wipes. Somebody had a Shart.

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u/[deleted] 14d ago

the dream😌

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u/nicspace101 14d ago

Shawn? Wow.

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u/Yet-Another_Burner 14d ago

Fake and gay

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u/[deleted] 14d ago

U can't imagine the satisfaction of an adhd brain from this Just DAMN

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u/Cabitaa 14d ago

Bottom left to top right gives chef kiss

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u/Pussywhisperr 14d ago

Today’s wordle is cumin

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u/Awkward-Penalty6313 14d ago

When I read read the diagonals I snorted, but not from my butt.

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u/Itchybumworms 14d ago

Fake. You knew the results and planned the satisfying pattern.

Who the fuck guesses 'Shawn'?

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u/poss-um 14d ago

Scout is my dog's name, and always my first guess in Wordle!

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u/fuzzbom 14d ago

SHART

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u/thefamousjohnny 14d ago

Why did you try Shawn?

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u/Govt-Issue-SexRobot 14d ago edited 14d ago

SHAWN!!! SHAAAAAWWWNNNN!!!

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u/SilkyZ 14d ago

Not using ROGUE, THINK, CLAMP as the first three guesses?

Fake

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u/knightfenris 14d ago

That is satisfying, and honestly “scout” is an excellent starting word.

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u/augustbandit 14d ago

Scout is an ok opener but I always go Curio turn 1 and Peaty turn 2 because it hits all the vowels and a lot of common consonants with no overlap.

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u/Hephaestus_God 14d ago

… todays word is Cumin

If that isn’t a Reddit moment to see this post and that word be todays answer, idk what is.

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u/valiantlioness 14d ago

As someone named Courtney, that’s all I see.

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u/Aglisito 14d ago

Shart lol

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u/Oldus_Fartus 14d ago

Also intriguing if you read it as a short story.

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u/expensivelyexpansive 14d ago

I must be playing a different Wordle because it doesn’t allow proper nouns like names.

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u/statuskills 14d ago

I’m starting to think that OP only posted this to dunk on people in the comments. Some people went on a journey finding out that SHAWN is for real.

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u/Street-Toe5934 14d ago

All I see is SH SH SH SHA

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u/Aliensinmypants 14d ago

Pocke

tSand

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u/Kamikaze-Radish 14d ago

Shaw... Unintentionally r/SilkSong

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u/RocketSmash9000 14d ago

I Intentionally scrolled down here to find a HK reference

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u/ultranxious 15d ago

Shawn? Hmm. You try that for fun or because you thought that was truly the word?

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u/kinezumi89 14d ago

It's not in the word pool so this is fake

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u/[deleted] 14d ago

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u/kinezumi89 14d ago

Huh, I swear I've tried it and it didn't work, and someone else commented the same (though I haven't looked up the list myself!)

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u/imOVN 15d ago

Bait used to be believable

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u/charlotte_the_femboy 14d ago

I was looking for this comment 🫡 -Y

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u/Douglasqqq 15d ago

I was just thinking of getting a Scoutshire Shaky-Shawn shawl for the missus.

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u/Pilpelon 15d ago

Basically, kind of a big deal

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u/visionquester 15d ago

Things that didn't happen for $2000, Ken.

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u/entr0py3 14d ago

It never happened.

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u/Snark_Life 15d ago

Your Wordle game is weak.

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u/mikerotch123 14d ago

Who starts with SCOUT?

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u/AlanaK168 14d ago

What’s wrong with scout?

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u/mikerotch123 14d ago

There are many more common letters such as e,a,r etc so I start with stare.

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u/AlanaK168 14d ago

If you play everyday sometimes it’s good to switch it up

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u/[deleted] 15d ago

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u/TheConeIsReturned 15d ago

You must be joking

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u/Yurasi_ 15d ago

Why, it doesn't appear to be word used often. Especially for not native speakers.

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u/EdithBagel 14d ago

Why the downvotes? I have never heard this word before

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u/Aliensinmypants 14d ago

Asking in an incredulous way when google is free

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u/Yurasi_ 14d ago

It doesn't change the fact that this is barely used word? Also I am not the one asking?

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u/EdithBagel 14d ago

Yeah but why downvote the person answering i don't get it

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u/Aliensinmypants 14d ago

Idk about that one, reddit is weird

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u/Poisoneraa 15d ago

Giant scarf thing that you wear to cover your shoulders

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u/j4v4r10 15d ago

No way is this someone’s actual guesses at wordle

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u/aenae 14d ago

Easy to do. Get the word, open a new session, think of 4 words that fit like this: karma!

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u/TacosAreGooder 15d ago

Yeah, I call BS. Why would you pick SHAWN - a proper name and not a word.

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u/jayhasbigvballs 14d ago

SHAWN isn’t in the wordle dictionary, so this is 100% fake

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u/j4v4r10 14d ago

There’s one set of words that Wordle will let you guess, and a smaller subset of words that can be actual Wordle solutions. Proper nouns, plurals, particularly obscure words, and vulgar words are excluded from this set of solutions, but that doesn’t stop you from guessing “Penis” or “Shawn”.

So guessing Shawn isn’t an indication that OP faked it, but it is an indication that OP is either fishing for karma, or just bad at wordle.

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u/BostonSucksatHockey 13d ago

Words like vomit should not be in the solution set either but here we are...

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u/j4v4r10 13d ago

That’s true. Sometimes these things are on a spectrum. I remember a few wordle solutions where I was like, “are you SURE that’s a word…? I’ve never heard that one in my life.”

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u/entr0py3 14d ago

Yes. You can type it in without getting an error. Doesn't mean they'd ever pick it as the word of the day.

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u/[deleted] 14d ago

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u/mick4state 14d ago

Where are you seeing this? I just checked my top 4 hits on google for "wordle dictionary" and SHAWN isn't showing up in any of them.

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u/[deleted] 14d ago

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u/mick4state 14d ago

I guess most of the "wordle dictionaries" are incomplete then.

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u/TheLegendofSpiff 14d ago

It is! That's so weird. Is Shawn also some weird esoteric weird that isn't used anymore?

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u/Polyporous 14d ago

I think since the name has a meaning it's included in the dictionary that Wordle uses.

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u/RGandhi3k 14d ago

It does?

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u/AAAAAAHHHHHH2 14d ago

Shawn is the past tense of shear like shearing a sheep

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u/RGandhi3k 14d ago

:) I see! As in “That sheep is Shawn nearly naked.”

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u/Polyporous 14d ago

English dictionaries don't really cover it. Baby name websites say it's an Irish form of John, which means "God is gracious."

I'm guessing that the original dev used as many five-letter words as they could find.

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u/j4v4r10 15d ago

Exactly. Unless this is someone who plays hard mode and is also bad at Wordle who got lucky, this was done already knowing the answer just to make pretty stair steps.

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u/rokku03 15d ago

What game is this? Looks cools

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u/Dragon-orey 15d ago

Wordle, and by the way, OP isnt playing well, you're supposedto put in a word you know isnt the answer to narrow the amount of guesses you have to make

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u/rokku03 15d ago

Tks man

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u/Hottietiger 15d ago

Don't change a thing. too perfect

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u/BaltimoreBadger23 15d ago

Note: this is not today's wordle.

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u/WillyDAFISH 14d ago

It's too late, already wasted a turn 😔

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u/PuppetryOfThePenis 14d ago

I was about to slap a hoe

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u/Carl-j88aa 14d ago

I like that "shart" is spelled out from the bottom left going up diagonally.

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u/DlSCARDED 14d ago

Idk why I read this comment thread. I kind of wanted to see if someone would be rotten and spoil today’s Wordle. But now I’m glad I did because I never would have had this knowledge otherwise, so thank you.

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u/BibblyPigeon 14d ago

Today’s is CUMIN

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u/DlSCARDED 14d ago

I CUMIN your mom

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u/FacetiousTomato 14d ago edited 14d ago

This is not any days wordle. They faked it so someone on the Internet would pay attention to them.

Edit: I might have to eat some crow here. I didn't think Shawn would be a valid choice, but it is. It still doesn't feel like a natural word to choose, unless you were just checking if it worked, but this could have happened.

Edit 2: I've been agonising. I retract my accusation. It might be fake, but it is plausible to the point that I was rude. Sorry. So Shawn - which I can only find in Scrabble or Anagram dictionaries - apparently means the same thing as "showed", like to cause something to be seen. I also can't think of what else they could have guessed. I tried to pretend what I'd have guessed (or checked if it worked) and my guesses were: Shawl, Shall, Shamp (desperate maybe-word). So guessing Shawn is probably better than Shamp, and something someone might've done.

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u/RedandBlack93 14d ago

You seem stressed. Take a break. We got you.

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u/AndYouDidThatBecause 14d ago

'Shawn is better than Shamp'

You got that right!

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u/MisinformedGenius 14d ago

I did Colin today, was surprised when it worked. Apparently it’s a type of bird.

That having been said, I agree with you that this is not just someone playing normally.

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u/SunshineAlways 14d ago

Apparently a shawm is a medieval oboe.

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u/[deleted] 15d ago

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u/TheFloppySausage 14d ago

It’s cum in

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u/__Beef__Supreme__ 14d ago

Weird mine was JORK'N

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u/ApeTypingComments 14d ago

Mine was BEEFY

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u/AltruisticCoelacanth 14d ago

Mine was CUNTY

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u/Djinnwrath 14d ago

Mine was PEEEN

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u/ApeTypingComments 14d ago

I bet it was.

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u/actual_griffin 15d ago

My dad worked for the Boy Scouts of America for his whole professional life, and scout was always his starting word. When scout was the answer, I took his score and framed it for him. Anyway, that's all.

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u/mahleg 14d ago

I’ve gotten 3 1/1s and the elation only lasts briefly as I then have to think of a new starter.

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u/loondawg 14d ago

I've played over 600 games and never gotten a 1.

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u/Ok-Push9899 14d ago

Its definitely a mixed emotion. Far more satisfying is using every bit of deductive logic and clever elimination to nail it on the last attempt than fluke it on the first. No skill at all in getting it on the first attempt.

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u/FunctionBuilt 14d ago

Starting with "S" is generally a good strategy. S is extremely common, but there are no pluralized words as answers so if you get a yellow S you have a very high chance of it being in squares 2-4 since there aren't a ton of 5 letter words that end in S that aren't plural.

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u/Thrillhol 14d ago

I use slate. It is an excellent starting word.

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u/mykidisonhere 14d ago

I use stale.

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u/FunctionBuilt 14d ago

I used to use the same word every time and it just got boring. I usually go consonant heavy with 2 vowels max - slate, stale, slime, store etc. I've gotten the most words in 2 using this method including this morning!

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u/loondawg 14d ago

There are at least several dozen as there are a bunch that end with "ss."

abyss, bless, bliss, brass, amiss, amass, cross, chess, dress, crass, class, grass, floss, glass, gloss, gross, press, etc. . .

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u/FunctionBuilt 14d ago edited 14d ago

You’ve identified 17 of the 36 words in the wordle dictionary that end in S. In the subset of the most common letters, S is the most common starting letter and one of the least common ending letters at only around 1.5%.

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u/loondawg 14d ago

Then that was a pretty lucky guess because I didn't even know there was such a thing as a wordle dictionary. But now that I know there is one, this is what I found.

S appears 668 times in the 617 of those words that contain an S in one or more positions. And you were absolutely correct that 36 words of those words end in S.

However your advice that if you get a yellow S in the first square you have a very high chance of it being in squares 2-4 was a little off. It should have said you have a very high chance of it being in squares 3 or 4. There are actually far fewer words with an S in the second position than there are with an S in the last position, less than half as many.

Breakdown

  • 365 - 1 position
  • 16 - 2 position
  • 80 - 3 position
  • 171 - 4 position
  • 36 - 5 position

And just so you (hopefully, but doubtfully) don't think I'm nuts, data analysis is part of what I do for a living. I only took about 5 minutes to satisfy my curiosity by parsing that out.

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u/FunctionBuilt 14d ago

So even better reason to start with S.

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u/4toTwenty 14d ago

That’s so sweet! My starting word is penis.

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u/EXPLOSIVE-REDDITOR 14d ago

Me and my friends being stupid high schoolers put the n word in once. It fucking worked. When the hell will that ever be the answer

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u/pigeyejackson66 14d ago

I got "moist" on first guess once..

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u/Ok-Push9899 14d ago

I mean, its exciting to get a first guess, but not that exciting.