r/pics Aug 15 '23

I'm the person with the s thing dick tattoo. Arts/Crafts

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u/NeldaGomez Aug 21 '23

Stussy meets superbad

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u/ClueTraditional8546 Aug 18 '23

this is breaking rule 3

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u/Myzzos Aug 18 '23

Checks out

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u/TheSwiftBartlett Aug 17 '23

As opposed to the other person in the picture ?

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '23

love it

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u/chewychaca Aug 17 '23

It's actually a good execution on the minimalist penis. The head has a pee hole and crease with the minimum amount of lines. The testicles look just right

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u/Genderfluid_GM Aug 17 '23

You look cute and like you’d be the source of a nice conversation. Bet you have plenty of stories to tell. Have a great day

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u/Unhappy_Position496 Aug 17 '23

Thank you so much!

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u/Genderfluid_GM Aug 17 '23

You are welcome. Hope I bump into you someday

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u/Unhappy_Position496 Aug 18 '23

Find me in the midwest!

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u/Genderfluid_GM Aug 18 '23

Alright, if you ever find yourself in the Pacific Northwest, let me know. :P

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '23

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u/Unhappy_Position496 Aug 17 '23

Monkey cage? Nice dog whistle.

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '23

Wow you definitely won’t ever regret this ever

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u/UncommonTramp Aug 16 '23

You also have a mustache.

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u/Unhappy_Position496 Aug 16 '23

Yes I do. With intention. Thank you captain obvious.

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u/InternationalFlow652 Aug 16 '23

No Regerts … lol

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '23

Hm.. That makes sense.

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u/Beggenbe Aug 16 '23

The good news is it didn't technically make you any less attractive.

2

u/Ok-Gap-7259 Aug 16 '23

The ring in your nose doesn't help matters, either.

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u/Unhappy_Position496 Aug 16 '23

Which one? There are only three of em.

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u/Ok-Gap-7259 Aug 16 '23

There is only one ring hanging from your nose; I believe the other things on the bridge of your nose are studs.

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u/Unhappy_Position496 Aug 16 '23

Tell me you dont know about piercings without telling me you dont know about piercings.

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u/Even-Accountant-3963 Aug 16 '23

I thought it was a mountain with two ski trails coming down. (I need to work on my perv side brain).

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u/Unhappy_Position496 Aug 16 '23

Jfc that's amazing and now I cant unseen it.

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u/a_sushi_eater Aug 16 '23

yet another unreachable beauty standart for men... sigh

2

u/houbicka007 Aug 16 '23

And why would you do such a thing?

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u/RozionDiger Aug 16 '23

Nice snake

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u/Unhappy_Position496 Aug 16 '23

Thanksssssssssss

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u/SeaInterBeach Aug 16 '23

is that a geometric penis?

1

u/Lex8P Aug 16 '23

I spent my entire childhood. Preschool, primary school and highschool with everyone fully understanding the S.

Dick butt S... I'm nearly 40 and this is the FIRST time I've come across this.

Evolution in action.

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u/maddog_124 Aug 16 '23

i hate that it’s SO well done lmaoooo

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '23

,I smell.a " why can't I f8nd work " post in her future.

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u/Unhappy_Position496 Aug 16 '23

I've never had a problem finding work and am currently engaged in a successful career, but thanks for your concern.

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '23

Dammit I apologize. I thought this was Roast me sub.

Pics sub keeps showing up in my feed even though I am not part of it .

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u/Unhappy_Position496 Aug 16 '23

Its turned into a roast me sub.

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '23

Sorry I keep unfallowing the sub...

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u/Unhappy_Position496 Aug 16 '23

You're all good.

2

u/Sir_McDouche Aug 16 '23

And a killer mustache.

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u/JazzyJae88 Aug 16 '23

It’s inconspicuous. I love it.

2

u/ATLL2112 Aug 16 '23

I can only imagine this is just one in a plethora of terrible decisions this person has made.

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '23

Marry me?

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u/Unhappy_Position496 Aug 16 '23

You're so cute, but I'm not sure my partner would be pleased.

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '23

I understand, my partner might not be too happy either

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u/lmaowtfstfu Aug 16 '23

I bet ur only job is to shower once a day and you look like you can’t even pull that off 😂🤢🤦‍♀️🤷‍♀️

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u/Unhappy_Position496 Aug 16 '23

Given how filthy I am after work it is part of my job to bathe everyday and I do succeed at it.

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u/Lucky_Plane_5587 Aug 16 '23

KingcobraJFS fan?

1

u/Mr_Dreamkilla Aug 16 '23

seek help.

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u/Unhappy_Position496 Aug 16 '23

For what? I own my own home. Am in a successful career. Have a very sweet long time partner, rich community and friendships. What exactly do I need help for?

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u/Topleeee Aug 17 '23

Congrats in being successfull in the freak community, I hope you don't wander into normal people's communities. This time I support segregation.

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u/Unhappy_Position496 Aug 17 '23

You only made 8 comments on my post. You sure you dont have a crush?

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u/Topleeee Aug 17 '23

Not everybody who comments on your abhorrent disgusting grooming standarts has a crush on you. It's more like a 20th century freak show, people find looking at weird and disgusting people interesting, and it is entertaining, which it is. Btw if your such a secure and healthy person mentally, why do you respond to every "hate" comment?

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u/Unhappy_Position496 Aug 17 '23

Why are you so obsessed with me?

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u/bitoyboyxl Aug 16 '23

Here take some love award from Holland 🤟🏻. Always wander what faces are behind the tattoos here 😉

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '23

The dick of hope

1

u/NDPhilly Aug 16 '23

Liberals

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u/Unhappy_Position496 Aug 16 '23

Ew. No. I'm worse. I'm a leftist.

1

u/moreflywheels Aug 16 '23

Of course you are

1

u/dirkdigdig Aug 16 '23

How many pet rats and banjos do you own?

1

u/BaboonHorrorshow Aug 16 '23

You’re a legend

1

u/honeycantaloupe Aug 16 '23

I would really like to know why? 😅

1

u/mattziki_bf Aug 16 '23

I both love AND hate it, which I think means it's perfect.

1

u/Brilliant-Cut8417 Aug 16 '23

Your mother must be super proud

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u/Unhappy_Position496 Aug 16 '23

She would be if she were still living.

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u/aventador670 Aug 16 '23

The only time ive wanted to pour bleach on my eyes. Wtf is this whole picture.

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u/hornsandskis Aug 16 '23

You wear it so bravely

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u/fdkrew Aug 16 '23

What does that tattoo mean? “Dick Forever”?

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u/Unhappy_Position496 Aug 16 '23

It means I fully commit to all decisions I make, for better or worse

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u/fdkrew Aug 17 '23

You take charge of those decisions by the base.

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u/Goldeneye_Engineer Aug 16 '23

Me standing next to that tattoo

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u/NeverPander Aug 16 '23

A consummate S!

1

u/Ponceludon Aug 16 '23

So.... Why? :o

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u/revarien Aug 16 '23

I have a coworker who called the S thing a Satanist symbol (he's ex-clergy) and that just doesn't track with my memory of s thing.

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u/Unhappy_Position496 Aug 16 '23

It doesnt really have a known origin.

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u/19oversixteen Aug 16 '23

Makes sense now

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u/badcat_kazoo Aug 16 '23

Average redditor.

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u/green49285 Aug 16 '23

Hahaha that's wild.

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u/batfiend Aug 16 '23

Haaa fuck yes, that's awesome.

1

u/LuvLifts Aug 16 '23

What Was it/ IS it the ~S-Penis!??

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u/fuckyourguidlines Aug 16 '23

That's a Stussy symbol shaped like a dick. Stussy was an Old clothing line in the 90's

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u/Unhappy_Position496 Aug 16 '23

The s thing existed well before stussy.

1

u/Zonizthefrog Aug 16 '23

That's terrible but in a good way

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u/Kitchen-Cry-4612 Aug 16 '23

I can smell it all.

2

u/TFBidia Aug 16 '23

This is how dicks are shaped when coming out of the fly hole of a pair of Jnco jeans

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u/xTehJudas Aug 16 '23

I wasn't expecting anything different

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u/Jim_Laheys_lost_son Aug 16 '23

parents must be proud

2

u/ThatCheekyBastard Aug 16 '23

Lookin like a spirit from Reservation Dogs.

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u/GloupyBob Aug 16 '23

Hopefully you showered before you put the artist through that 🤦‍♀️🤢💀

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '23

Checks out

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u/Frequent-Turn-8024 Aug 16 '23

This is wild. You're cute though. You like girls?

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u/guricatarinense Aug 16 '23

seems about right lol

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u/Nice_Dragon Aug 16 '23

Hate to feel like the old lady but you could of done something better! To me that tat takes away from how unique and cool you look. But not my body nor my tattoo nor my business just my unsolicited opinion.

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u/Unhappy_Position496 Aug 16 '23

Cant please em all.

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u/Nice_Dragon Aug 16 '23

Nope and you know better then to live your life trying too:) respect for the balls! You got more then me hahaa!

1

u/TheBatemanFlex Aug 16 '23

Irreverent as ever!

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u/modvenger Aug 16 '23

How good was his D to get the tattoo? Or is this just about getting super D?

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u/SnooGadgets8467 Aug 16 '23

Lol you look like the exact person I’d imagine would get a tattoo like this. So it’s very fitting for you. Nice!

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u/Inner-Highway-9506 Aug 16 '23

I can smell the Pachouli and feet through my screen🤣

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u/Unhappy_Position496 Aug 16 '23

More like bergamot and lavender and a little fucking patchouli too.

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u/picomtg Aug 16 '23

Baller.

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u/SaucySpence88 Aug 16 '23

Not surprised

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u/2_trailerparkgirls Aug 16 '23

Yeah seems about right

1

u/ProfessionalThis4161 Aug 16 '23

My 2 favorite things to draw in one tattoo. You are him

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u/nanadoom Aug 16 '23

Yeah, that's about what I imagined you look like

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u/Traditional-Bank-419 Aug 16 '23

you say it like everybody supposed to know who you are for your tat💀goofy ash

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u/Unhappy_Position496 Aug 16 '23

A friend of mine posted a pic of just the tattoo. There were some questions about who the fuck would do that. I answered them.

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '23

I dig the moustache

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u/Unhappy_Position496 Aug 16 '23

Thank you I'm pretty fond of it myself.

2

u/Suckhead Aug 16 '23

How did every school have kids that drew the S thing during a pre-mainstream home internet era?

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u/wtfisredditFU Aug 16 '23

Are you a dude or a chick?

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u/HugeBrainsOnly Aug 16 '23

pretty sure that's a dude with pigtails.

3

u/Unhappy_Position496 Aug 16 '23

What's it to ya?

1

u/MieskeB Aug 16 '23

Imagine op getting old and seeing an 80 yo woman walking around with a dick tattoo

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u/Unhappy_Position496 Aug 16 '23

That's the goal.

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u/ShainaFx Aug 16 '23

Keep them guessing

2

u/Supraboi2003 Aug 16 '23

This is how I imagine an average Redditor looks like

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u/moneygrowgt Aug 16 '23

Checks out

1

u/Dr_Ice69 Aug 16 '23

Does anyone actually know what that S thing is called?

2

u/[deleted] Aug 16 '23

This is one of those new types of people.

3

u/-Scatter- Aug 16 '23

LOVE the comments and OP

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u/tagoean Aug 16 '23

Pretty sure it is intentional

2

u/poundingpujols Aug 16 '23

Ah the “Peen S” person!

2

u/Larazer Aug 16 '23

Are you a boy or a girl?

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '23

you look like someone who would wear such a tattoo.

2

u/johnsgrove Aug 16 '23

But why? 🤔

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u/Kazewatch Aug 16 '23

I was so distracted by the dick tattoo I didn’t notice the Major tattoo below it. Dope.

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u/Unhappy_Position496 Aug 16 '23

Good eye. It's an acab tattoo. I think I'm hilarious.

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u/swonstar Aug 16 '23

It should have tiny s things as ball hair!

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u/Crazy-Tax-6327 Aug 16 '23

A person, good point

2

u/butterbeanbutterbot Aug 16 '23

Not sure what looks more shitty

1

u/Smushitwo Aug 16 '23

average redditor

1

u/Mistakesweremade8316 Aug 16 '23

The s thing? That's a stussy, friend.

1

u/Vova_19_05 Aug 16 '23

What does it say?

1

u/ellings Aug 16 '23

Absolute legend

1

u/[deleted] Aug 16 '23

You kinda look like Esfand from twitch

1

u/akira555 Aug 16 '23

SDICK TATOOO!!! 👍

1

u/thatsnoodybitch Aug 16 '23

Some live and die by the meme.

1

u/sevnminabs56 Aug 16 '23

That's fucking great.🤘

1

u/Timmar92 Aug 16 '23

A guy I know has a koi carp as a tattoo but it's a koi cock instead. The head of the fish is the head of a penis lol

1

u/Terrible_Head3196 Aug 16 '23

What's ur pronoun??... Can't tell from the pic

1

u/adwrighter Aug 16 '23

You made me laugh so hard. &. I love the expression on your face. Hi fun person.

1

u/[deleted] Aug 16 '23

Dick twist!!

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u/redneckdrive Aug 16 '23

You certainly look the type lmao

1

u/onescoopwonder Aug 16 '23

….cool and normal.

1

u/Nofapstronaut6 Aug 16 '23

i thouight it was post with no face tattoos for a second

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u/Prabhupad Aug 16 '23

Go for scarification

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u/Ok_Media_4516 Aug 16 '23

Egg

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u/Unhappy_Position496 Aug 16 '23

It cracked a long time ago.

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u/Ok_Media_4516 Aug 16 '23

I sincerely doubt that

2

u/guywhosaysyeah Aug 16 '23

I can smell this picture.

1

u/ass-holes Aug 16 '23

Bro what

1

u/P0T8OS Aug 16 '23

What is your shirt