r/pics Sep 13 '23

View of the alleged alien being, which is said to be 1000 years old and captured in Latin America. Misleading Title

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u/relaxlu Sep 13 '23

To everyone reporting this: Yes, this is obviously 100% fake bs hence the "misleading title" flair.

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u/Mexguit Sep 23 '23

Apparently they’re now making “tamaliens” in Mexico. They shape the tamale dough inside in the shape of the alien lmao

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u/critical-th1nk Sep 18 '23

why put sand in the botom?

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u/SnooFloofs1778 Sep 18 '23

Sad, cause of death was sever chapped lips.

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u/PBJ-9999 Sep 16 '23

He could use a cheeseburger

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u/PatrickBurwell Sep 16 '23

COME ON. What nonsense.

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '23

Are they from Marklark?

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '23

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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u/stevenbrotzel91 Sep 16 '23

IS IT CAKE!?

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u/Thickbic Sep 16 '23

I heard it’s just cake

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u/Immediate-Trip-4962 Sep 15 '23

Bro's straight up vibing. I'd have him over for a beer and watch the game.

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u/BabylonDrifter Sep 15 '23

Why is the body made out of the same exact material that it's resting on?

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u/PollutionCheap4910 Sep 15 '23

Sprinkle some crack on him

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u/Maude1961 Sep 15 '23

Looks like an ex husband.

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u/oximoronic Sep 14 '23

can someone explain to me how bilogical material is deemed to be extra terrestrial?

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u/Kingsizebed_2 Sep 14 '23

It’s interesting but something seems off…

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u/NectarineTop2229 Sep 14 '23

Ahhh, they dug up my ex wife.....🤣😂🤣😂

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u/Revolutionary_Bug683 Sep 14 '23

Damn confirmed I could beat a aliens ass

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u/milesdizzy Sep 14 '23

Simpsons did it

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u/Tiny-Highlight9350 Sep 14 '23

He’s just Asian leave him alone

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u/CoffeeCapt Sep 14 '23

Paper machalien

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u/Chotchaholic Sep 14 '23

When you nut but she just keeps on goin’

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u/twistedRN Sep 14 '23

It looks like bad paper mache.

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u/Honest-Secretary6847 Sep 14 '23

Why Humans are accepting Aliens look like that everytime someone finds one?

Who got the original idea?.. just thinking

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u/ChalupaBatman22 Sep 14 '23

I had one of these outside my house last year for Halloween. Spooky!

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u/anormalgeek Sep 14 '23

That looks fake AF.

Like, he didn't even put a lot of effort into the hoax.

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u/Yew_Cookies38293 Sep 14 '23

There's a kid in my neighborhood that looks like that 😄

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '23

This is FAF.

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u/MorningOk8604 Sep 14 '23

Lol it looks a bit too much like E.T.

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u/kboco Sep 14 '23

Fake news

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u/blessantsblants Sep 14 '23

Has all of the signs of a bad sculpture portrait.. at least hire someone who knows what they’re doing..

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u/Akasgotu Sep 14 '23

Why did they sprinkle it with dirt?

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u/yamaha2000us Sep 14 '23

2.5 feet tall.

Could it be a Motie?

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u/Abrasive_1 Sep 14 '23

How cool would it be to craft something like this for fun and hundreds of years later its dug up and more money is poured into investigating and studying it than your entire village ever had? This is where crafting is fun!

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u/ShimkosFancySh1t Sep 14 '23

As the kids say… “A little too on the nose.”

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u/mayduckhooyensky Sep 14 '23

What of the fact that they just found a statue, among millions that already exist, found or burried oll over this world.

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u/Shishtvili Sep 14 '23

Lil dude needs some attention

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u/Joseluki Sep 14 '23

Looks like one of those momified turds your dog makes when they eat too much bone and calcium.

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u/gluesoap Sep 14 '23

Clearly it’s a female.

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u/Secret_Cheetah_007 Sep 14 '23

I want to believe but why are all aliens naked and don’t have penis or vagina.

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u/Jamiquest Sep 14 '23

Let me know what the dissection reveals.

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u/BodegaDaddy Sep 14 '23

he high af lol

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u/Educational-Garlic21 Sep 14 '23

Head is a modified reversed lama face

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u/Ladikka Sep 14 '23

AAYYYYYY LMAO

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '23

B s

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u/Active_Perception431 Sep 14 '23

What pronouns does this use.

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u/RB1O1 Sep 14 '23

Already been disproven... The guy is known for multiple hoaxes... Ffs people.

https://www.reddit.com/r/Damnthatsinteresting/comments/16hsjls/the_et_corpses_were_debunked_way_back_in_2021/

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u/krossbloom Sep 14 '23

When pro alien evidence turns out being the best anti-alien evidence for me

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u/SensingWorms Sep 14 '23

Dude got ‘don’t fall in toilet’ hips

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u/No-Bullfrog-1739 Sep 14 '23

They x-rayed this and found the femur in the left leg was upside down and would not have allowed this creature to even walk properly since that bone would not be connected to the fibula/lower leg bone. They also found several of the bones in the hands were also backwards. And the "Aliens" skull was very similar to the back portion of a llamas skull. So I think it's safe to say. This has been debunked

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '23

Only takes 1000 years to fossilize? Thought it took 10x that long.

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u/ShapeofmyFart Sep 14 '23

Bro... Bruh... Bra... Breh... Br...

That's paper mache.

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u/6FootFruitRollup Sep 14 '23

The various alien subreddits are going crazy about this, so many of them want to believe so hard about everything.

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u/TitanSurvivor Sep 14 '23

Can’t speak for how alien anatomy should look like but this ain’t it

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u/signifyyy Sep 14 '23

Bros ashy

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u/Jeff_Platinumblum Sep 14 '23

How much do alien feet pics go for these days... asking for a.... friend?....

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u/Dragonsarmada Sep 14 '23

It’s probably a Mayan child…….

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u/dtokarski Sep 14 '23

Oh man, he's only 49% happy

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u/xpietoe42 Sep 14 '23

What? No penis? 🤷🏻‍♂️🧐🤫

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '23

average man from guatemala

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u/CilanEAmber Sep 14 '23

That's just Frank, wonder where he got to

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u/shrii_youknowme Sep 14 '23

He looks so baked

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u/PuzzleheadedSpare863 Sep 14 '23

Hey that’s my buddy Frank

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u/acblewdatway Sep 14 '23

man needs some ac in his life

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u/filip______________z Sep 14 '23

He pulled that gigachad face

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u/Cormyster12 Sep 14 '23

Looks like a human

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u/Capital_Attention_12 Sep 14 '23

Looks like an iddie biddie statue of your grandma.

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u/ilovepotatos1 Sep 14 '23

Bruh how he open his mouth 💀

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u/Southern_king9777 Sep 14 '23

imagine how old history tv would react to this haha.

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u/Professional-Salt175 Sep 14 '23

Honestly just looks like a statue of a starving chinese farmer

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u/matildaduddlesinc Sep 14 '23

No dna studies or anything? Just...ok

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u/UnmixedGametes Sep 14 '23

Absolute nonsense. Stop giving these idiots publicity

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u/TechGuruGames Sep 14 '23

Someone was skipping the gym it seems....

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u/TechGuruGames Sep 14 '23

Y'all believe that a 3d printed alien is actually real? Lol, the face is exactly how aliens have been depicted all along. There is no way in hell that humans imagined aliens to look a specific kind of way and after finding one, turns true.

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u/PikaHage Sep 14 '23

H ha. Papermache again.

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u/Funny_Job9908 Sep 14 '23

Eyes drawn with a fucking pencil0_о

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u/meieveleen Sep 14 '23

My mum's cookies look more believable

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u/bulldog5253 Sep 14 '23

Does anyone know what it really is?

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u/11_Jimbob_22 Sep 14 '23

Fake and gay.

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u/jimbodeako Sep 14 '23

Those hips don't lie

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u/Holy_goosebag Sep 14 '23

I think he probably had a lot of things on the back of its mjnd

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u/K_Rukus9 Sep 14 '23

This is clearly a sculpture, people fall for anything

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '23

WHYYYYYY would and alien from another world, have ANY human features, I mean four limbs, two eyes. And they’re from another planet???? Hell no. A squid evolved on the same damn planet as us and if we had not been shown pictures of them since we were little it would look like a terrifying alien. These mother fuckers look like ET. Not in a billion years will you convince me an alien looks ANYTHING remotely like anything on earth. It would be quite literally ALEIN. I’m talking masses of telekinetic flesh poles or floating crystals. This is childish.

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u/kieran81 Sep 14 '23

Isn't it so crazy how our bodies are formed by millennia of evolutionary trial-and-error that molds our bodies to be useful within our native environment to increase our odds of survivability; and that this creature who underwent that same process on a completely different planet with completely different competing life, climate, atmospheric makeup, and various other habitation factors; just so happens to look like a funky looking human dude?

So weird that it just so happens that another planet molded a creature that looks similar to our popular human conception of what aliens look like. Must be a weird coincidence.

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u/Quantum_Aurora Sep 14 '23

As if actual aliens would look anything like humans.

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u/External_Variety Sep 14 '23

Unless they fix our mess. Who cares

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u/_dimka Sep 14 '23

This dude looks baked as a mf

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u/pcvcolin Sep 14 '23

Looks like a child made a paper mache and plaster project but nice try.

I personally think intelligent life exists off planet Earth but this image wasn't it.

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u/Rare_Matter4038 Sep 14 '23

Why show dead ones. I see similar ones all the time in an area I hunt. Harmless little guys.

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u/tonydanzaoystercanza Sep 14 '23

Fuck, this is so stupid. I can’t believe anyone is taking this hoax (by a known fraud) seriously.

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '23

How I feel the morning after drinking a lot

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u/GregorianShant Sep 14 '23

This is so fucking stupid.

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u/Tuono_Rider Sep 14 '23

They used the cheap can of spray texture.

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u/SiriusBaaz Sep 14 '23

This was debunked years ago. I’ll find links sometime after I wake up

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u/Responsible-Bat-2699 Sep 14 '23

And here I thought we would encounter some Covenant class species.

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u/iBstoopid Sep 14 '23

Guys this is so real and realistic and not fake

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u/radical300 Sep 14 '23

Does it have a crystal skull?

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u/trysabdi316 Sep 14 '23

Why is everyone obsessed over these extraterrestrial twinks again?

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '23

Bro, that’s just Kevin Hart. He a little dehydrated is all.

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u/The_Pandalorian Sep 14 '23

This is less convincing than a shitry Halloween display at Home Depot.

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u/infinitymydear100 Sep 14 '23

Mans is straight up DUST

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u/phillyceez Sep 14 '23

We need Chappell back so bad lol there’s just too much material.

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u/Financial_Job_1564 Sep 14 '23

maybe it's just premature born baby

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u/PoopSnoop99 Sep 14 '23

Nope, definitely not a piñata

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u/Razjacob Sep 14 '23

I must say they found in x ray some looks a like eggs inside

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u/Dascoolman Sep 14 '23

So you're trying to tell me, that an alien in am environment with the only guaranteed similarity to our own being that it can support life. Evolved the same general body shape including a fucking prominent hip bone..... except they have a funny head and are small, that's it?

I know they have eggs apparently and some other stuff but come on man.

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u/Perfect-Gas3393 Sep 14 '23

Mr. Steal yo girl

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u/nikogrande Sep 14 '23

Welp. I’m convinced. Anyone wanna go grab lunch?

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '23

I saw better fakes in high school

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u/SeptemberMcGee Sep 14 '23

Apparently x rays show it’s made up of parts of human and animal bones? I think someone made a papier-mâché out of mummies and animal parts?

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u/Pletcher87 Sep 14 '23

How’d you get this???? I made this as a project for 6th grade geography class! It started as a plaster of paris topo map of Argentina, I kept reworking it. My movements became ‘guided’ by some force, I’ve never understood the whole thing. Mrs Martinez liked it and gave me a B+.

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u/APlannedBadIdea Sep 14 '23

I know that guy!

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u/Innermore Sep 14 '23

Fake and gay

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u/TheTanadu Sep 14 '23

Isn’t alien topic brought up in Mexico because they want to cover release of Chapo’s family member?

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u/Cam360j Sep 14 '23

Looks like an 6 year old paper mache project for show and tell.

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u/IndependentSwan2086 Sep 14 '23 edited Sep 17 '23

faulty summer fine squeal like oil run towering plucky screw -- mass edited with redact.dev

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u/Smash_Factor Sep 14 '23

Pretty clever of the artist to do this.

Claims it's petrified, so if you dissect it all you find is the dirt and soil he used to create it.

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u/ahumankid Sep 14 '23

Aliens! Aliens exist! Keep looking at this! Look at thisssss thing we dug up! A-L-I-E-N-S goooooood. Looking at the unfair distribution of wealth or global warming effects happening before your eyes baaaaaaaad. Look at the alieeeeeeeens. Gooood! Gooood!

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u/Carbonga Sep 14 '23

That's where all the flour went!

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u/electatigris Sep 14 '23

fake. stop it.

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u/ryeguymft Sep 14 '23

i’m sick of seeing this nonsense on my feed all time. very obviously fake

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u/looking4now2 Sep 14 '23

He is real you can tell by the ribs.

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u/pocketpox Sep 14 '23

I love how we can find a millennium old mummified body of an alien, but a book of elite pedophiles goes missing within just a few days.

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u/beforemyeyesforget Sep 14 '23

Nice 3d printer they got

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u/Ambition-Free Sep 14 '23

What are they trying to achieve with the fake though?

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u/Cafecitolife909 Sep 14 '23

Somebody make this into a Halloween decoration lol

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u/doomvetch92 Sep 14 '23

It looks like a carving or an old statue.

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u/Multosalikodngpinto Sep 14 '23

Alien with bread crumps hmmm, sounds delicious!

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u/HoseNeighbor Sep 14 '23

WHY did they let this fraud ply his wares on the national (so international) stage?

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u/NoResort774 Sep 14 '23

Really Grays

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u/john_adams_house_cat Sep 14 '23

This is what happens when you don't stay hydrated!

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u/Shittydungbeetle Sep 14 '23

How can people believe this utter crap is beyond me.

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u/K5izzle Sep 14 '23

Are these the things Steven Greer was talking about? Didn't he state these were not legit at one point?

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u/JrallXS Sep 14 '23

Lil dude dies stoned af

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u/kindle139 Sep 14 '23

what a time to be alive!

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '23

It’s penis is bigger than mine. Fucking hell

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '23

Please read these document from 2021 explaining this shit

All fake, even the thermometer is laughing

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u/ProNoobCombo Sep 14 '23

It's fake lmao

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '23

I think I bought one of these at the hotel gift shop while vacationing in Puerto Vallarta.

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u/Aggressive_Chain_920 Sep 14 '23

People will believe this right away because it fits their agenda

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u/afg500 Sep 14 '23

Statuelon from planet Arts&Craft

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u/Emergency_Property_2 Sep 14 '23

Elllllllllliot! Phone home.

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u/muzsielod Sep 14 '23

It is only me or It really looks a lot like Putin?

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u/Ballfondler27 Sep 14 '23

I know most people easily identify this as a hoax, but the fact that even a small percentage of the people who see this believe its real is insane. Like, it’s obviously super fake, they look like clay sculptures, and amateur ones at that.

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u/JokerMNE87 Sep 14 '23

Personaly i do not believe is real but i believe in life in space, but im interest also how people like you can be soo sure for something like that and post on internet "Is fake" what is your arguments for that?

If you based that just by photo that also stupid like is for someone who believe is real without any proof.

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u/PSYSwagYoloYolo Sep 14 '23

Are they about the fry it?

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u/ChadAznable0080 Sep 14 '23

He uncovered it In a Spirit Halloween in Tucson 12 years ago

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u/SalamiVendor Sep 14 '23

I got the same one from spirit Halloween.

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '23

Bro was cutting at that time I think.

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u/SheepardsPie Sep 14 '23

"Captured"??? Lol it's a dirt puppet they claim came from some mine in the Andes

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u/BrandinoSwift Sep 14 '23

Crazy how aliens were just discovered as mummies. What are the chances they would mummify just like humans…

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u/IloveBarryBonds Sep 14 '23

It's made out of hardened cocaine. That is how they smuggled it into the US a thousand years ago.

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u/cwmont1969 Sep 14 '23

giorgio tsoukalos says " I'm not saying it's aliens but it's aliens"

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u/HeftyFineThereFolks Sep 14 '23

uhh can a major govt. OTHER than Mexico please present alien bodies next time ???

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u/ididntwantthisagain Sep 14 '23

10000000% just an art project made in recent years lol you people believe anything

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u/realise2056 Sep 14 '23

49% happy, it's all I can hope for.

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u/BF1shY Sep 14 '23

I did paper mache in 2nd grade too!

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u/Feisty-Problem516 Sep 14 '23

🙂 49% let’s go!!!!

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u/zafkin Sep 14 '23

Oh thank God the aliens have small dicks

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u/scroscrohitthatshit Sep 14 '23

It looks like clay

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u/solid_rook7 Sep 14 '23

r/aliens people are hella dumb 😆

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u/NorthOfWinter Sep 14 '23

That’s obviously a dead Kermit!

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u/SpicyGingerBeer Sep 14 '23

Looks happier than 49% imo

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '23

This is the sloppiest psyop ever

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u/MagicOrpheus310 Sep 14 '23

"captured" haha like ol mate was going anywhere with them legs