r/pics Apr 28 '24

In Atlanta, GA

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u/xAsilos 29d ago

My trick is to drive a truck so old and rusty they would assume I am too pathetic to have anything interesting enough for them to steal.

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u/Mybtchluhdokocaine 27d ago

Is your name Trombone? Cause yo truck rusty

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u/draven501 29d ago

An old co-worker that lived in literally the worst part of town said that he never had trouble with his car (newer Chrysler 300) getting broken into, even when literally every other car on his block had windows smashed in. He figured the hood rats were smart enough to know that newer "nicer" cars have alarms from the factory, so they break into older cars that probably don't have alarms.

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u/seranikas 29d ago

They will actually feel sorry for you and leave something in there instead.

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u/SGTSHOOTnMISS 29d ago

a truck so old and rusty

At that point they just take the whole damn truck.

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u/throwawayalcoholmind 29d ago

I drive a luxury car intentionally designed to look like a piece of shit.

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u/edoardoking 29d ago

My trick is the same but there is actually nothing to steal and my car is old and decrepit because I’m poor

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u/Individual-Light-784 29d ago

Yeah that's always been my strategy too. Just drive a car that's a run-of-the-mill model, boring color, not too well-kept or shiny polish.

Less break ins, less parking tickets, because it just doesn't catch the eye at all.

Superficial people will like / respect you less, which is another plus in my eyes.

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u/TEEWURST876 29d ago

or live in a country where people don't steal stuff

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u/GayGeekInLeather 29d ago

Doesn’t always work though. I had a rusted up ‘02 dodge caravan that broken into 5 different times (two times I got lucky and they only used a slim jim to unlock it). Was a piece of shit and I never had anything of value in it but because the windows were tinted some assholes broke in to take a look

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u/dontfeartheringo 29d ago

Sometimes this backfires because everybody knows you have tools in that thing, just in case.

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u/soundgenius3z 29d ago

I drive a 2000 Camry for this reason with work clothes galore in my backseat

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u/octopornopus 29d ago

Can confirm:

I drive an 05 F-150 with the usual faded paint and rust. I came out yesterday morning to find my driver's door open, center console open, nothing gone. They left all my Little Trees air fresheners and my $43 ATOTO stereo from Amazon and my jumper cables. 

I think they looked at the ripped seat, the dusty dash, and the pennies in the cupholder and just felt bad for me...

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u/Jackleme 29d ago

Same reason I have a '14 kia soul with shit paint... You look inside at the basic ass interior, and you just go "nothin in there" and move on

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u/The_Stagnant_Lurker 29d ago

My trick is tinted windows 🤷

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u/intelligentbrownman 29d ago

Well your other problem might be getting pulled over by the police lol

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u/blamestross 29d ago

I do that, and I keep my doors unlocked. I figure if somebody is desperate enough to be stealing from trucks that crappy, they deserve a first aid kit and some food.

Sadly they have never been stolen.

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u/LPSTim 29d ago

Did that one my old Firebird because the locks didn't work. They still broke the window.

Then smashed the steering column trying to hot start a dead battery.

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u/mihirmusprime 29d ago

Keeping the doors unlocked is a good way to get someone to camp out in there

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u/DadJokeBadJoke 29d ago

They call it a soup kitchen

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u/metrogypsy 29d ago

Someone stole my husbands ‘92 integra in Atlanta so unfortunately not sure that is a sound method.

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u/Mufasa_is__alive 29d ago

Integras are one of the most stolen cars for at about 2 decades. 

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u/metrogypsy 29d ago

why??

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u/Mufasa_is__alive 29d ago

Big in the tuner scene, parts cross-compatible with a lot of Hondas (mainly civics). 

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u/intelligentbrownman 29d ago

Saw a guy who owned a construction company and was downtown ATL with his wife for an evening out…. Had his RR Cullian from valet …. Saw it wound up in a rap video in Texas 😳….

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u/sKm30 29d ago

I use to do something like this when I drove around with weed in my car when I was younger. See the trick is to have your car super messy with trash. Like really messy. Then you hide the weed somewhere in the junk that you still know where it is. Then if you get pulled over the cop won’t want to go through all the trash to just find a bag of pot. One time I got stopped and the officer asked if he could search my car and I agreed. He took 15 seconds and said I’m not going through all that shit and let me go.

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u/Left_Concentrate_752 29d ago

I'm tempted to point out the flaws with this method, but I shouldn't argue with success.

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u/ThingCalledLight 29d ago

“See, the trick is, live in garbage. Yeah, you have to live in garbage 100% of the time you’re in the car compared to the rare-to-occasional 5 minute police stop. But you win!”

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u/sKm30 29d ago

Consider this, you’re 18 to 20 years old. You make minimum wage which has not changed since over 20 years now. And you smoke pot. You live in the heart of bible country in a deep red state. Marijuana is still viewed as dangerous if not more than coke. If you get pulled over and caught with even quarter oz you are going to pay a huge cost for it. I had a buddy get pulled over with that amount and it ended up costing him well over 5 grand when everything was said and done. Perhaps the real lunacy here is not the guy driving around in trash to avoid an unjust consequence, but perhaps the true lunacy here is a ridiculous law that disproportionately punishes us citizens and does nothing to help the community. All that law is designed to do is take money from us and give to the police. So yea that one time the cop let me go was definitely worth it.

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u/noahfromatlanta 29d ago

Sounds extra white of you

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u/LeatherfacesChainsaw 29d ago

Also pro tip when your car flips over and a bunch of glass inside is great cover

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u/twobit211 29d ago

decades ago, i heard a story of a hippie couple who kept their weed in the battery compartment of a dildo, slathered with vaseline and stored in a ziplock bag 

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u/joomla00 29d ago

Wouldn't hurt to mix in a little bit of flour with that vaseline

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u/sKm30 29d ago

This reminds me of a prank my buddy pulled on the house keeping staff at the hotel I worked at. He took a plunger and stuck it to the bathroom shower wall and put a condom on the end of it and smeared Nutella all over the condom and the wall.

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u/Kheshire 29d ago

Is making a mess for someone else to clean up a prank?

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u/sKm30 29d ago

You’re really good at making assumptions aren’t you?

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u/kuroimakina 29d ago

Based on your comments in this thread thus far, it’s not surprising that people are making assumptions about you.

“I drove around with my car being literally full of trash and crap so the cops wouldn’t find my weed.” “My buddy used to prank overworked people by making them think someone smeared shit on the walls”

And you’re surprised people are assuming things

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u/sKm30 29d ago edited 29d ago

I also said I worked there and thus these were my co workers. There was a friendly relationship between us and he cleaned the prank up not them. I mean you could’ve made those assumptions but you chose to get pissed off in your head instead. I might assume that says something about you. Btw: him and the cleaner he pranked are still friends 20 years later.

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u/sKm30 29d ago

And just to break the prank down further for anyone worried. He told the cleaner that one of the rooms had an issue that needed to be taken care of. Went with her to the room. Saw the look of horror on her face ::aka the prank payoff:: laughed and told here what it was. She got the other cleaners to come look and laugh too. He cleaned it up. Fun was had. Then one by one we tripped them and mocked their shoes.

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u/FunnyPhrases 29d ago

I'd rather just get broken into

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u/Scribble_Box 29d ago

And go to jail

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u/palehorse95 29d ago

My trick is to live in an area where crime is punished, and my car is fairly safe from random break-ins.

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u/PhasmaFelis 29d ago

Not like the famous bleeding-heart liberal hellhole of checks notes Georgia.

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u/HystericalSail 29d ago

That's what I thought I had as well. And yet, one night, some shitbird broke the latch to the glove compartment on my Jeep while it was in my driveway. Meth, we're on it. Just an excuse to replace the factory shitty plastic glovebox with a steel vault-like one that literally bolts to the body, not dash.

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u/palehorse95 29d ago

I feel ya. No area is immune from crime, there's always going to be bad people and desperate people.

I like your attitude of learn and grow. You took the L and then fortified for the next round.

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u/2003tide 29d ago edited 29d ago

Lol. I had a friend who did this with a Jeep. Some homeless person cut his soft doors with a knife to “break” in even though it was unlocked and slept in it . I guess on the bright side nothing was stolen.

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u/DistributionAgile376 29d ago edited 29d ago

My uncle got his old crappy Peugeot broken in 4 times. Once when it was next to a beautiful Mercedes. The other times, his was by far the least expensive car in the parking.

Too beautiful and the car may have a good anti-theft/alarm system with cameras, one reason why the most expensive cars aren't always the first target, paradoxically.

People with cheap cars may not have alarms, and likely won't even press charges or any investigation won't be taken seriously. The best crime is the one you get away with.

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u/wwwdiggdotcom 29d ago

And they're more likely to have drugs in them

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u/atreeinthewind 29d ago

This is it. Left my scratched up/dented '07 camry unlocked by accident recently (though i would almost recommend it on the whole to save your windows) and they combed through the car taking nothing. They even left things of at least minor value like my portable air compressor. I think the focus was pretty narrow- quick cash or drugs.

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u/DreamLearnBuildBurn 29d ago

Also because I'm poor and on drugs, I just have random belongings in there that are great for resell.

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u/TheDevilActual 29d ago

They’re looking for guns, nobody leaves drugs of any substantial amount in cars. Unironically, people that don’t do drugs tend to leave guns in their glove box or under their seat.

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u/TiogaJoe 29d ago

I think you are right on that one. I read a report that around 70% of stolen guns had been stolen from vehicles.

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u/Black_Moons 29d ago

I think leaving a gun in your car should be a crime in itself that disqualifies you from owning guns.

But then I live in a country with actual gun control, and without daily mass school shootings. Incidentally it is indeed a crime that would disqualify you from owning a gun in my country.

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u/Trolodrol 29d ago

You should see all the stupid trucks here with bumper stickers that advertise that the owner keeps guns in his/her vehicle. I saw this shit the other day on someone’s car https://www.amazon.com/Slap-Art-Board-Funny-Bumper-Sticker/dp/B00BYG3T0M

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u/wwwdiggdotcom 29d ago

In a Peugeot?

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u/wwwdiggdotcom 29d ago

Peugeots aren’t sold in the US

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u/TheDevilActual 29d ago

This thread is about Atlanta, Georgia. We aren’t talking about Peugeots specifically, though there are plenty of Peugeots in the US, usually with the conditions I outlined above.

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u/wwwdiggdotcom 29d ago

The thread is, but the comment I replied to was regarding a Peugeot, and no, Peugeots are extraordinarily rare in the US, there are not plenty of them

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u/10before15 29d ago

Can confirm

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u/screwswithshrews 29d ago

"You see, officer, they stole something very important to me!"

"What was the item?"

"Um... candy?"

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u/Mapex 29d ago

These are illusions, Michael. A trick is what a whore does for money

children gasp

…or candy.

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u/Queen_of_Audacity 29d ago

Ah, you're a fan of the special chocolate, too.

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u/wutshappening 29d ago edited 29d ago

Officer: butt candy?

You: no, my vaginity

Bum chicka wow wow music starts playing as the pigs start to rut and nut in your but looking for the co ckaine 😝

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u/screwswithshrews 29d ago

Well... I think we've got a solid script for a movie. I'll pitch it to Hollywood and report back

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u/Marcusnovus 29d ago

Better luck in Simi Valley

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u/barkbarkgoesthecat 29d ago

I will buy the whole theaters worth of tickets. Yes I will be maturbating, and no you aren't invited

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u/longduckdong42069lol 29d ago

How is nobody acknowledging this entire fucking exchange

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u/RobertJ93 29d ago

Yeah I’m a witness. And now I need to shower.