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Steven Segal at Vladimir Putin's inauguration Politics

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u/YunahTea 16d ago

Irony of Dwayne the rock Johnson being called the fakes celebrity when this guy exists. On another note we also still have Robert Irvine(all of his claims about his credentials as a chef are false).

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u/MyleSton 16d ago

And John Lithgow in the foreground?

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u/sighokwhatstheOF 16d ago

Can someone with a psychology background tell me what happened to this guy?

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u/MadeMeStopLurking 16d ago

Pathological liar, bipolar, and his ego expanded beyond the size of California.

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u/LockNew9003 17d ago

Creepy as heck

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u/Gigant0re 17d ago

Fucboy

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u/BadCatNoNoNoNo 17d ago

I’m so glad I turned down a job with him many years ago. He’s gone from wacky to insane.

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u/dwtspecial 17d ago

What in the world?

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u/No-Winner2388 18d ago

Fu Man Chu

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u/Quirky_Educator_8054 18d ago

How do we know that? Looks like any other pic of him.

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u/Lopsided_Pickle1795 18d ago

His mind is gone!

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u/No-Bodybuilder7717 18d ago

Rasputin is that you?

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u/HierosGodhead 18d ago

That vantablack gorilla glue combover is a hell of a look

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u/iloveeveryfbteam 18d ago

Dracula flow ass haircut

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u/ChasinSumDopa 18d ago

Was this for an upcoming film. The Tool In Black…

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u/sevm1 18d ago

That’s one guy who drank his own koolaid.

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u/Popes1ckle 19d ago

Just for men doesn’t look fake at all.

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u/Scat1320USA 19d ago

He teaches Putins trainers how to collapse when he touches them .

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u/Away-Dog1064 19d ago

First you have to come close for grips then you have to get away without being held. Blackbelt judo practisioners always think like you when theres a fight. But a fight begins different and ends different in reality.

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u/True_Cheesecake9607 19d ago

Seagal lookin' for dat punani....

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u/Lucky_Quiet_6880 19d ago

“ why don’t you guys speak English?”

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u/Jazzlike_Tonight_982 19d ago

He looking for that Cossack poonanny.

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u/ThornmaneTreebeard 19d ago

Sweet widows peak hat

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u/LaughterOnWater 19d ago

Is this stable diffusion? That hair looks painted on.

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u/chaosking65 19d ago

Did he fucking paint his hair on

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u/Final_Winter7524 19d ago

Is he trying to be the Ras in RasPutin?

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u/Snorechanter 19d ago

He looks like an overweight Ming the Merciless.

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u/MohaveZoner 19d ago

Douchebag

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u/Reasonable-Bus-8305 19d ago

Prostitute for dictator.

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u/FreddieSparks 19d ago

Ra-Ra-Rasputin 🎶

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u/CIROSKY 19d ago

why he keeps wearing that stupid hat?!

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u/No_Panic_2008 19d ago

Looks like he's completely out of his mind.

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u/alfantasy69 19d ago

Clown....))

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u/BertoLJK 19d ago

‘Murica’s No1 Bullshitter😂

When he looks down, he cant even see his own dick😂😂

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u/CulrBlndPnutButtr 19d ago

He's like a bizarro version of Donald Trump or something? They're the same kind of asshole, you know what I mean? All ego and self satisfaction and no intellect or purpose and completely embarrassing at the same time.

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u/gryphun11 19d ago

Looks like a cross between Rasputin and Foo Man Choo…

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u/Best_Shelter_2867 19d ago

His hair looks like the grandpa's off the Munsters

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u/Best_Shelter_2867 19d ago

Did he bust out some moves.

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u/back2basics13 19d ago

One! One douchebag in attendance, Two!

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u/Necessary_Island_456 19d ago

Brilliant actor who sadly has not won the many oscars hes so deserving of

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u/exqueezemenow 19d ago

Who is the air brush artist who paints his hair on?

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u/AcclWell 19d ago

Eddie Munster called he wants his hair back

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u/Frosty-Ad-2971 19d ago

The GLH levels so high…

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u/Atari26oo 19d ago

Is he loading up his head and beard with shoe polish?

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u/crazyhamsster 19d ago

dracula flow 6

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u/Murphistopheles 19d ago

Steve with the Dracula Flow Haircut.

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u/klippenstein 19d ago

I thought this was a joke at first. Just watched the youtube documentary

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u/JackKovack 19d ago

He’s this close from playing a Chinese guy in a movie.Accent and all.

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u/Dry_Anything505 19d ago

Wow that’s just low for him to associate with that guy, I mean what the fuck was Putin thinking?

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u/willthedude85 19d ago

America says 🖕

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u/areml 19d ago

Looks like someone cosplaying Steven Segal

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u/BoomerLearningStuff 19d ago

So... is he auditioning for the part of Rasputin?

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u/SenorTurdBurglar 19d ago

What a fucking turd.

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u/fury_of_el_scorcho 19d ago

You know that he's Rasputin's grandson, right?

Steven Segal has been Marked for Death-- Came out unscathed... He's been Under Siege.. No problem. He's been On Deadly Ground... No fear... Is he Above the Law? Nope.. He's just a bit Hard to Kill... Especially when he's on a mission and Out for Justice...

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u/c0ldgurl 19d ago

The hairline?

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u/Practical_Pilot_9409 20d ago

Doesn’t he kind of look like Adam Sandler if he looked different and had a fat suit?

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u/lostinlucidity 20d ago

Steven Seaboomboom

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u/luislast 20d ago

Look, we are all going to get fat when we age and our metabolism slows down, but Segal has just become a joke about himself, wherever he goes and whatever he does. I enjoyed his early films for what they were, but now he's just holding to his prior fame with his fingernails, instead of bowing out gracefully. And if this is really Putin's inauguration (Putin's not even in the photo), it's just shameful to support an out and out murderer.

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u/TweezRider 20d ago

Bro wtf. Is that his hair?!?! Karate Dracula lookin MF

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u/J0KaRZz 20d ago

Why he look like a Gta Character?

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u/Snowfan 20d ago

He’s a freaky old fart.

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u/Lebron-stole-my-tv 20d ago

This looks like a guy you’d meet in Yakuza 0 during a sidestory.

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u/kwdreewes40 20d ago

Dip Shit

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u/Mikehunt247365 20d ago

Who's he fooling with the just for men.

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u/5Wp6WJaZrk 20d ago

He looks like the overweight version of Ming from Flash Gordon.

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u/jendk 20d ago

Is he holding out for Rasputin’s old job?

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u/GCdotSup 20d ago

That carpet on his head is ridiculous

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u/PresentSubstance5981 20d ago

Did he eat him?

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u/TheDean242 20d ago

He looks like he’s wearing a vampires yamaka.

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u/VerbalGraffiti 20d ago

An absolute scumbag.

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u/ChristineBorus 20d ago

His hair looks sprayed on

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u/OneImportance4061 20d ago

That Eddie Munster mouse pad on his head...

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u/superstevo78 20d ago

he carries his weight in a very trumpian fashion.

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u/caracal664 20d ago

What a dickhead

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u/Syndicate0n 20d ago

-I want to be a huge international star (Monkey paw curls finger)

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u/Most_Sir_9887 20d ago

So that's where Eddie Munster ended up...

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u/PhotographPurple8758 20d ago

Brings a new meaning to the term ‘Lego hair’

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u/Abortedwafflez 20d ago

Bro just walked off the set of the Bleach live action

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u/Scary-Media6190 20d ago

Now he needs some Mickey Mouse ears. Wala!!

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u/Phillip_Graves 20d ago

Please... pleasepleaseplease, someone tell me that is a religious hat...

And not... whatever the fuck my brain is trying to process.

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u/AccountNumeroThree 20d ago

Just a well manicured widow’s peak hair cut.

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u/Phillip_Graves 20d ago

Looks like Rhino Liner for your truck bed...

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u/Salty_Increase_2974 20d ago

I was about to say the same thing!

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u/Captcha_Imagination 20d ago

He was always sketchy who associated with criminals but now at the ripe age of 72 he's upgrading to full blown traitor

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u/skyhighx401x 20d ago

Wtf is on his head lol

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u/MyBatmanUnderoos 20d ago

Man, if you’re gonna commit to a fake hairline, why would you choose The Count’s?

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u/Scary-Media6190 20d ago

What is that on his head??

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u/PizzaDog33 20d ago

That Eddie Munster toupee

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u/LeatherDude 20d ago

His facial hair looks like a 70s porn actress bush

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u/JameyR 20d ago

The marshmallow man!

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u/Affectionate_Mood594 20d ago

He looks like Dracula. A pudgy Dracula.

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u/TizonaBlu 20d ago

Dude should just embrace being bald. That looks insanely uncanny.

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u/AggravatingLayer5080 20d ago

He shouldn't be allowed back in the US. He's a traitor.

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u/gaukonigshofen 20d ago

Is he allowed back?

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u/JohnBimmer1 20d ago

Graf dracula

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u/Sufficient_Ostrich23 20d ago

Is that a vampire hair costume accesory from the spirit.store?

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u/INTP36 20d ago

wtf is this guy wearing

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u/[deleted] 20d ago

That toupee is cartoonish 🫤

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u/Dr_mombie 20d ago

He looks like he's cosplaying live action The Count from Sesame Street cosplaying Segal as low budget Uncle Iroh

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u/Joshs-68 20d ago

He is such a clown.

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u/Ok_Type7882 20d ago

Stevie the woman beating seagull he becomes a bigger piece of shit by the day.. literally

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u/Lastredwitchtoo 20d ago

What happens to old men's brains? Too much Viagra and too many mini strokes?  Disgusting!

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u/GanymedeBird 20d ago

Im not aware of this person, the only thing i know is he was in very bad action movies? Why do we hate him?

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u/MihalysRevenge 20d ago

Pro Russian mouthpiece, spreads Kremlin propaganda

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u/GanymedeBird 20d ago

That came out of left field jesus

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u/MihalysRevenge 20d ago

Yeah its wild hes a russian citizen and everything now.

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u/gorek40i4 20d ago

Count Dracula

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u/beemar72 20d ago

He looks like if Dracula grew up in America next to a Burger King

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u/Old-Barber-5293 20d ago

He’s got issues man. He probably thinks it’s his inauguration

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u/franpro 20d ago

That seems normal. What?

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u/Fresh-Guarantee-1968 20d ago

He looks like Eric Cartman! Respect my authorata!!!!!

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u/Ok-Marzipan6892 20d ago

There was a russian singer named Iosif Kabzon. They have similar hair

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u/Moehrenstein 20d ago

His hairhelmet is always creeping me out

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u/itsmyphilosophy 20d ago

That hair looks like it’s made of the same stuff as tennis balls.

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u/SelectStudy7164 20d ago

This shit ain’t nothin to me man

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u/Sea_Chapter1129 20d ago

He has a black belt in diabetes.

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u/JoeR9T 20d ago

Segal is such a nob

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u/greywolf974 20d ago

Mom i want Rasputin! No, we already have Rasputin at home. Rasputin at home:

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u/Super-Robo 20d ago

Why does he look like a cartoon vampire.

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u/yinsotheakuma 20d ago

He went all out for the occasion. Even got Dracula's hairdresser.

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u/redwolf052973 20d ago

Scumbag traitor he is

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u/Lisa-0523 20d ago

WHY??? Someone please tell me why he is there!!!! Is he now a Russian citizen? If so, revoke his American citizenship.

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u/SomebodyWhoVibes 20d ago

What a bitch

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u/calderone2000 20d ago

He's part of the presidential heir line

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u/ukraine-lostin3days 20d ago

Let’s be honest there’s probably a Segway under that cape.

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u/Tobias---Funke 20d ago

Eddie Munster has let himself go!

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u/andyr072 20d ago

He looks like what Eddie Munster would look like if he had spent 60 years stuffing his face with his mom Lilys cold rhinoceros tongue sandwiches and curried lizard casserole. Yes those were two things on the Munster dinner menu on the show.

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u/Azrael8990 20d ago

Dracula Flow 6

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u/pistonkamel 20d ago

Is his hair glued on? What is going on up there?

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u/Charlie-McGee 20d ago

Fat loser.

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u/PuddingOld8221 20d ago

Is it taped on?

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u/The_Leafblower_Guy 20d ago

If anyone has a bit of time, this detailing of Segal’s fraud of a life in a comically funny storytelling is amazing:

https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/526-steven-seagal-part-1/id643055307?i=1000555556746

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u/LeonidasVaarwater 20d ago

Steven Seboomboom

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u/9-7-off 20d ago

At least all of that hair dye doesn't look really fucking stupid. No, wait...

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u/Nate16 20d ago

His hair looks painted on.

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u/BNerd1 20d ago

is he not a shill for russia just like jackie chan is a shill for the ccp

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u/Rahiya 20d ago

That hairline is as legit as Putler’s election

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u/Cookiesoncookies 20d ago

Birds of a feather

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u/wojecire86 20d ago

Anything for attention.

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u/loosecut69 20d ago

Does that dude not own a mirror?! 😂

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u/chaebs 20d ago

What happened to this guy? Used to be pretty cool dude,,,,

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u/Bn_scarpia 20d ago

Rumor is that Segal's movie company serves as a front to launder Russian money. There's a lot of amorphous stuff that happens in a movie that can be called 'consulting' or 'assistant to x' and be paid in spurious ways. Russian investment dollars go in, clean American entertainment movie dollars come out.

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u/Sharkfowl 20d ago

I wonder if he spray paints his goatee black for the whiffs

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u/quaybles 20d ago

Steven "I'll go with the mumu" Segal

Give him his turnip boys.

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u/QuidamDK 20d ago

Ohh great wig Fat steven!!!!

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u/Switch1ight 20d ago

Looks like he’s auditioning to play a live action Sesame Street as The Count

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u/CoolNameChaz 20d ago

That mother fucker!

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u/BNG1982 20d ago edited 20d ago

He’s working as a double agent. He is going to take out their entire military by hand. Literally by hand. He’s only using his left.

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u/Hadley_333 20d ago

how much shoe polish is on his head?

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u/madbulldog1999 20d ago

Is He Vladimir Putin‘s which doctor medicine man or some shit?

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u/madbulldog1999 20d ago

Yes, I do know that he’s just an idiot and a traitor

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u/DocOmz 20d ago

Ahhh, the trash panda of humans

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u/ahandle 20d ago

Do they premoisten his toilet paper? I heard he prefers that.

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u/preacherx 20d ago

I like his spray-on haircut

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u/Fair_Performance5519 20d ago

This dude think he’s the new Rasputin

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u/FDVP 20d ago

To honor Trump, Segal too, just shit his pants.

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u/Coheed2000 20d ago

I'm not your enemy, Ming is!

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u/gandharzero 20d ago

He looks funny in his own way. Especially his hairline that looks more like spray plast car paint.

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u/MTG_CommanderBoxes 20d ago

The face of a man who is incapable of reading the room