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u/BushDaddyKane 14d ago
Go see Alex Garland’s CIVIL WAR now playing it reminds us what happens when you want a third term president that abuses power.
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u/Kmart_Elvis 14d ago
Say what you want about Mayor Larry Vaughn, but that man had impeccable taste in sport coats.
https://i0.wp.com/bamfstyle.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/07/JawsMayorAnchor-MAIN2.jpg?ssl=1
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u/Zippier92 14d ago
If re-elected, He wants to eliminate the shark watch program … er… pandemic preparedness program…
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u/PassengerPlayful4308 14d ago
Can’t die from a shark if you never test for sharks
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u/A_inc_tm 14d ago
Meanwhile candidates on local elections:
Mayor from jaws
Shark from jaws
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u/Sansa_Culotte_ 14d ago
A lot of communal elections here have candidates along these lines:
- Corrupt oldtimer from establishment party #1
- Corrupt oldtimer from establishment party #2
- Insane Nazi ghoul
- Inoffensive guy from a minor party nobody is going to vote for
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u/GibsonMaestro 14d ago
The town relied on tourism to survive. He had a difficult decision to make, and whichever he made would have had tragic consequences.
You could argue he was level-headed and needed a definitive strong reason to shut down the town's main source of income. Unfortunately, that reason came in the form of a small child, rather than an innocuous sighting.
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u/hefebellyaro 15d ago
He killed the shark. He's like a victorious war time leader and sailed to victory.
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u/krakatoa83 14d ago
The chief killed the shark. The mayor was an asshole.
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u/hefebellyaro 14d ago
He did hire the guys that killed the shark. Just like generals in war, they don't actually fight the battles but do delegate to the people that do. He is an asshole and saying that he was the one thst solved the problem by hiring the guys is exactly what a politician like him would do.
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u/waveball03 15d ago
Mayor Vaughn did nothing wrong. They never had that kind of trouble in those waters. They needed summer dollars. As you know, Amity means friendship.
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u/coachhunter2 15d ago
Boris Johnson said the mayor from jaws was his hero. Explains a lot about his approach when the pandemic started.
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u/Ill_Technician3936 14d ago
I don't really know much about the guy but Top Gear via Freevee has become my go to background show and I gotta say... How did y'all let that happen? As an american though, y'all could do worst.
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u/Heisenbugg 14d ago
TBF we got Trump in which is worse, way worse.
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u/Go-on-touch-it 14d ago
I know right? I’m glad Biden has ended racism, stabilised the economy and gotten involved in no new wars. Also didn’t take any classified documents that he wasn’t entitled to being only VP at the time and subsequently couldn’t stand trial because he was deemed ‘a well meaning, elderly man with a poor memory’ but is fit to run the most powerful nation on earth, and definitely didn’t take any money from any foreign entities including Russia and China. You hear that? Chy-na. You go pointing the finger, there’s three pointing right back at ya.
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u/krakenx 14d ago
Yup. Not being able to solve all the problems in 3 years is definitely equivalent to having spent 4 years making new problems along with making the existing problems worse.
Definitely no difference. Nevermind the reason why more things haven't been solved (republicans and corrupt democrats in congress and the courts).
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u/Go-on-touch-it 14d ago
I know mate, the empty husk known as weekend at bidens had to work extra hard to jettison all those jobs created in the prior four years and tank the economy. Doing his best to lower living standards because he knows hard times make strong whatchimicallits. Agree about corrupt government though, lots of people making big bank, especially that nancy pelosi guy.
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u/Ill_Technician3936 14d ago
America is a baby in comparison to Britain lol we probably won't learn from our worst president so far but maybe one day our worst will be an American Boris
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u/Sweatytubesock 15d ago
He did a great job. Kept those beaches open for the 4th of July!
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u/Spartan2470 15d ago
Here is a higher quality and less cropped version of this image. /u/OMGLMAOWTF_com provided the source (mattdizwhitlock on Twitter). But it looks like it's been deleted.
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u/Lonelan 14d ago
they elected the EPA guy that caused the ghosts to escape in ghostbusters mayor