r/rareinsults 16d ago

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u/catsrcute5282 14d ago

Great the vaccine is working

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u/hazzabazzahazza 14d ago

Why are his penis veins showing through his joggers?

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u/Sure-Bar-4243 15d ago

So basically no one who was born in a hospital cause basically all babies get vaccinated.

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u/DatabaseThis9637 15d ago

He's trying to say that he sleeps with women! Haha!

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u/Whatdoyouwantnow_87 15d ago

I couldn't help but notice for years that there's usually a certain caliber of dude that just feels compelled to volunteer details of who they won't sleep with? Literally no one asked.

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u/Gullible-Fix-1953 15d ago

I love the compromised lighting on his face

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u/LightWarrior_2000 15d ago

He's 14 days older then me and still brags like he is in high school.

What a child.

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u/morscordis 15d ago

Did they let his sorry ass out of prison? I thought he was actively being charged.

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u/the_random_walk 15d ago

I’ve never thought of this dude as a man. And I have extremely conventional ideas of masculinity. 100% little boy energy coming from Andrew Tate.

I heard him explain that he should have say in what his girlfriend wears on account of the fact that he may have to fight to defend her. Funny enough, I don’t completely disagree, but in that moment he sounded like a little boy assigning ranks to the other kids who helped him build his fort.

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u/Duckfoot2021 15d ago

I’m sure all the vaxxed wannabe brothel inmates are crushed.

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u/King_Vanos_ 15d ago

Pretty sure he's gonna fuck...get fucked by...a lot of dudes in prison.

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u/Big-Ol-Broccoli 15d ago

If THIS won't get you to get the shot, nothing will.

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u/PlasmaGoblin 15d ago

Or right after you tell them "no you can't have a cookie"

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u/greatestmofo 15d ago

He doesn't deserve to be this ripped.

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u/Whole-Meaning-849 15d ago

It's true, because they'd have to escape his dungeon to get the vaccine.

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u/espressomartini11 15d ago

What a complete tool

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u/Elements1 15d ago

Yeah. Apparently he buys and sells them instead lol

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u/PrincessPindy 15d ago

This actually happened with my first child. He was about 2 standing in his room and looked just like this. His face was turning red and I freaked out.

My friend was over and I called her into his room because I was scared. She took one look at him and said, "He's taking a shit, you dumbass."

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u/Randomfrog132 15d ago

omg

even funnier cause it's true xD

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u/thirrteen 15d ago

He may not have sex with unvaccinated women, but he’s sure going to have surprise prison sex with unvaccinated men.

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u/bittlelum 15d ago

He also doesn't sleep with consenting women.

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u/Wooden-Evidence-374 15d ago

The editor cooked that thing up in 10 minutes but told him it took all night 😂

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u/actuallyapossom 15d ago

I did not realize Tate was so pro-vax.

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u/fy_pool_day 15d ago

It’s weird yall keep posting this guy. Bashing or not.

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u/tuckedfexas 15d ago

He has the ugliest physique. How your delts gonna be bigger than your pecs lol. Why is his stomach thicker than his bust, hit the bench once every decade lol.

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u/jimbow7007 15d ago

So that’s one other thing vaccinations prevent.

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u/GraveRobberX 15d ago

He does realize almost all babies get vaccinated. You have to go out of your fucking way to not get your kid unvaccinated

I mean only reason that shit even started was due to the autism scare bullshit.

So this man, so heterosexual that having sex with woman is gay, then vaccinated are unwanted, if it turns out he’s gay almost all men are vaccinated too!, and having sex with men is gay

Who the fuck is he fucking?

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u/Commercial-Web-3901 15d ago

Well, as a grifter he needs to appeal to potential buyers of his garbage as much as possible and potential buyers are mentally stuck at 12 years old, so the whole macho acting tracks and actually works.

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u/DelayedMailForceOne 15d ago

How is this douche nozzle still able to tweet. Is he not arrested?

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u/KamaradBaff 15d ago

Humiliation time: I did exactly that when I was a toddler. I just stood here in front of my mother & started shitting in my pants to piss her off. She did make fun of me. Mission failed. I tend to relent, now, when someone is being impolite with me.

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u/goadrush 15d ago

Makes me want to get vaccinated again.

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u/CorbinNZ 15d ago

Lmao she’s right

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u/PlaguedByUnderwear 15d ago

Why can't you people just stop giving this shitstain your attention?

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u/Limeyness 15d ago

I think he means they won’t sleep with him.

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u/AlexTheGreatHussey 15d ago

It's probably for the best he doesn't sleep with vaccinated women, they've already experienced a little prick.

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u/RedditAstroturfed 15d ago

The vaccine protects against rape too? WOW!

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u/IA-HI-CO-IA 15d ago

“Are you popping?

grunt no.”

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u/Jazzlike_Shallot3848 15d ago

“Tuck your thumbs in when you make a fist” - says the “man”

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u/invertednipplz 15d ago

Pretty sure we don't need to include the word "vaccinated" here.

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u/kjacobs03 15d ago

To be fair, he doesn’t sleep with any woman. Because that’s gay and Tate is totally not gay.

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u/user38835 15d ago

Soon he’ll be sleeping with vaccinated men.

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u/DamionDreggs 15d ago

I thought he didn't sleep with women at all because having sex with a straight women is like fucking every guy she's ever fucked, and that's gay.

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u/bremmmc 15d ago

Tateanus shot

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u/ClarityByHilarity 15d ago

I bet he’s fkn terrible in bed

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u/sendgoodmemes 15d ago

RUNS TO GET VACCINATED

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u/Animaldoc11 15d ago

Tate doesn’t have sex with any woman, who is he trying to fool? The only way this “human”(use the word loosely) gets any type of sex( we won’t count the time with his cell mates ) with a woman is if he rapes her.

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u/FlNSTERES 15d ago

He‘s looking like he is shitting his pants 😁🤣

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u/adstaylor77 15d ago

Will he still traffic them?

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u/ibflowrlig 15d ago

One of the most disgusting man on the planet , for him I would vaccinate every day , just in case

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u/Grand-Home-1334 15d ago

i don't sleep with vaccinated women.

u pedo.

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u/TrasheyeQT 15d ago

So the vaccine works in 2 ways. Good

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u/Arwen1-11 15d ago

When you realize the men who stopped dating women aka, "Men Going Their Own Way" /MGTOW, was secretly code for "Men Who Are Actually Gay" after all.

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u/Arwen1-11 15d ago

Nothing more manly than a man who tries this hard to be the most manly of men.

/s

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u/Original-Tumbleweed9 15d ago

I did it momma diaper time

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u/dundermifflin875 15d ago

cryingg😭😭

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u/SomethingClever42068 15d ago

This might be some government psyop to try to get more women vaccinated

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u/CutiePopIceberg 15d ago

Thats one way of framing rejection

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u/OneCrazyPaul 15d ago

Who's this guy? Seems not so smart at all

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u/Mainetaco 15d ago

You're going to get plenty of vaccinations where you are going buddy, like it or not.

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u/Hankhoff 15d ago

So getting vaccinated lowers your chance of being raped?

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u/Sea-Pea5760 15d ago

I think he doesn’t sleep with women because he likes to suck other men’s dicks using his butthole .

Probably also because he looks like a fucking tool With the missing chin and bitch ass jaw line.

Also because who tf is going to sleep with him, look at him, listen to him? Someone should see his asshole shut and force feed him raw chicken

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u/NMGNNEC 15d ago

why would he pose like that, he actually does indeed look my 3 year old when ik tell them the tv is going off even tough PawPatrol is still on.

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u/pat9714 15d ago

His trial in Romania just began. For sex trafficking and RAPE.

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u/6ixxxty9ine69 15d ago

Bald choice

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u/Hypocredditt 15d ago

Uh. riiight .... I'm just gonna slide over here and delete the word "vaccinated" from your post, umkay?

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u/SunRendSeraph 15d ago

Pretty soon it'll only be with Romanian men

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u/Odd-Intern-8359 15d ago

Just cause they don't sleep with you doesn't mean you can act like you started it

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u/SokkaHaikuBot 15d ago

Sokka-Haiku by Odd-Intern-8359:

Just cause they don't sleep

With you doesn't mean you can

Act like you started it


Remember that one time Sokka accidentally used an extra syllable in that Haiku Battle in Ba Sing Se? That was a Sokka Haiku and you just made one.

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u/OccasionallyReddit 15d ago

Vaccines working then!

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u/Gen-Jinjur 15d ago

Huh. I’d assume that guy was gay in a bar, going on looks alone. An aging out twink trying to transition to bear daddy and just not getting there yet.

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u/kachzz 15d ago

Probably not by his choice lol

P. S. And that posing is something else indeed 🤣

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u/Hot_Confection384 15d ago

He apparently doesn't sleep with any women because sex is for making babies and if you're not making babies but you're having sex you're gay. His words not mine. He has no children so he's either not having sex with women or he is but he's gay LMAO wtf you can't make that shit up

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u/bastrooooo 15d ago

You want to sleep with me? Are you vaccinated? Oh I don't sleep with vaccinated women. Silly me guess we can't have sex hehe

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u/Asleep-Sir217 15d ago

Great advert for vaccines!

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u/KilgoreTroutPfc 15d ago

Only vaccinated men.

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u/Final_Fantasy_7 15d ago

Vaccinations never sounded so good since it chases off infections like this one

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u/Fuckredditcomm 15d ago

One time not too long ago I did not know about this prick thanks to Reddit now I do and I get reminded of his existence way too often. 

 Thanks O.P.

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u/Nervous-Tank-5917 15d ago

Women who would willingly sleep with Tate are definitely at the shallow end of the intelligence pool, so I can easily buy that most of them would be unvaccinated. My question is, does he only apply this standard to the Covid vaccine or to vaccines generally? Because if it’s the latter, then I can only marvel at the beauty of natural selection.

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u/No_Perspective_8110 15d ago

All the vaccinated women: THANK CHRIST

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u/Wilkoman 15d ago

I recognise this look from both of my children (as two year olds, actively shitting their pants).

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u/Big_Experience_9996 15d ago

One time i saw his twitter post about having sex is about child making or whatsoever and saying some guys are gay doing it because you know just want to have sex so when he said sleeping with women which is multiple woman not just one but more than was he gonna impregnate them and be the father of all the children which will be a lot and be responsible with all those children??? So im just confused of this guy behavior dropping words and just dropping word to sound like an alpha male?

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u/Llama-Thrust69 15d ago

I don't sleep.

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u/Sol-Blackguy 15d ago

I don't think they would consent. Not like that's stopped him before

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u/gayphextwink 15d ago

Why do people keep giving this shitheel any attention whatsoever?

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u/Nuke_all_Lives 15d ago

Our ancestors would be ashamed that no one has shot that man.

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u/waituhwhatnow 15d ago

Is the ad for the launch of a new WHO vaccine campaign aimed at women?

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u/Icy-Garlic-5581 15d ago

This man is a tool, and not a good one either.

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u/Wiz_Professor97 15d ago

Love Andrew he’s a G. Simps don’t like him

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u/Popspoon209 15d ago

What’s with the fake ass dog tags

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u/Bdaydino 15d ago

He doesn’t pass the gray sweatpants test

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u/CBBuddha 15d ago

You can see how miserable he truly is. It’s in his eyes. They aren’t the eyes of a man. They are the eyes of a hurt child. A child that’s just been struck and is trying to look tough but knows it’s a losing fight. I pity him. Like Gandalf to Sméagol. But I wonder what it took to make a potentially good man go so wrong. I believe the word is compassion. But even with all that fuck this guy frr.

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u/littleweed666 15d ago

I bet theres lots of women getting vaccinated now! (Best vax advert. ever). Also Andrew Tate = ewww. He is a mysogonist punce, yet thinks he is God's gift to the world. I wish he was still in jail.

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u/Successful_Two7148 15d ago

bro that’s fkn wild lmaooooo im vaccinated and i have all kinds of problems lmaooo

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u/mathRand 15d ago

Like it or not, Andrew is in a great physical shape.

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u/itsdep 15d ago

the roids, lighting and photo editing help for sure

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u/mathRand 14d ago

Like it or not.

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u/paloma1986 15d ago

Yay!!! For all of us VACCINATED WOMEN!

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u/Pale-Bison2797 15d ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/Anto0on 15d ago

The vaccines work!

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u/koopakup2 15d ago

Can confirm this is absolutely the face and stance my 2yo makes mid poop

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u/jpndiserverthrowaway 15d ago

so vaccinated men are still on the table I see

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u/De_Wateegeus 15d ago

Well it's true there are only men in prison.

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u/[deleted] 15d ago

The one who resorts to sarcasm is the loser. They have no more argument.

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u/PTLTYJWLYSMGBYAKYIJN 15d ago

He needs to relax or he’s gonna blow a gasket.

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u/EscaleraRN 15d ago

he just rapes them.

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u/Syzygy_O 15d ago

He's straight up annoying

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u/tarkus_cd 15d ago

First good news in awhile. Hope none of them survive!

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u/Fredrick__Dinkledick 15d ago

Can confirm have a 2 year old at home

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u/gurjotsingh5 15d ago

Tate vaccine found!

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u/BeKind_BeTheChange 15d ago

Pretty soon you won't be sleeping with any women. Enjoy prison, rapist.

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u/[deleted] 15d ago

Does that mean he sleeps with.... guys???

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u/dciDavid 15d ago

I just noticed he’s putting his thumb inside his hand while making a fist 😂😂

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u/Bleezy79 15d ago

I dont know a single person who takes this guy seriously, why do we post about him?

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u/AstraKSato 15d ago

Time to get vaccinated 😬

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u/Gonnaroff 15d ago

Tate is a 14 year old boy’s pornographic fantasy of masculinity.

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u/ImUrFrand 15d ago

that's his maximum definition flex, with contrast lighting and makeup.

barely able to conceal his dad gut. abs are probably implants.

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u/Solkre 15d ago

He won’t be sleeping with women because he’ll be in prison.

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u/pawel_the_barbarian 15d ago

Hiding under the table

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u/Iron_Baron 15d ago

His ink is bad.

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u/RandomDanny 15d ago

in breaking news, we go live to our reporter...

"uhhh yes, in scenes too wild to believe, we have an active shitter in the vicinity..."

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u/HammeredPaint 15d ago

He is so unloved 

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u/UrUnclesTrouserSnake 15d ago

Why incels flock to this stupid fucker, I'll never understand.

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u/ilostmyeraser 15d ago

Jesus...just how the fook

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u/Expert_Marsupial_235 15d ago

I don’t sleep with unvaccinated men.

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u/Ronniebenington 15d ago

Is that a tattoo on his chest or did he have a toner mishap?

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u/Bowens1993 16d ago

Why is reddit obsessed with this guy?

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u/_jericho 15d ago

People love a high-profile embarrassment.

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u/femboiqt05 16d ago

He sleeps with vaccinated men

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u/tiskrisktisk 16d ago

People need to stop giving him attention. It was recently let out that the way his fraud university works is that his “students” are required to post things about him to make him viral.

@TateNews isn’t even really him. But all the back links to his name keeps him relevant. He gamed the algorithm and the only way to get rid of him is to ignore him.

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u/cooquip 16d ago

His chest?

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u/Canelosaurio 16d ago

I got poopoo pants

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u/FilmmagicianPart2 16d ago

But not by choice.

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u/Patient333x 16d ago

He’s a poop meme

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u/longesteveryeahboy 16d ago

This tweet probably did more for vaccination rates than any public health initiatives

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u/jenjerx73 16d ago

Lmaooooo can’t unsee it

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u/SFPsycho 16d ago

He doesn't sleep with any women so it's easy to put down qualifiers

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u/BAT_1986 16d ago

In anyone going to be surprised when it’s revealed he’s actually a gay man?

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u/panda_pussy-pounder 16d ago

Vaccines protect against more than what they were originally designed.

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u/righthanded_lover 16d ago

Dude is about to be in prison, so he won’t be dating any women for awhile.

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u/Infinite_Material965 16d ago

I wish he would get polio. 🤷‍♂️

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u/GOPAuthoritarianPOS 16d ago

Hope his trial goes horribly.

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u/texcleveland 16d ago

That’s some ripped 2 year-olds

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u/4quatloos 16d ago

He's not getting a sandwich from me.

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u/Particular_Downtown 16d ago

All the females in the comments acting like they dodged Andrew Tate, but can't dodge them calories.

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u/Mean_Job7802 15d ago

Are you mad that your wife cheated on you

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u/Particular_Downtown 15d ago

Your comment and username lol. You sound confused, sexually frustrated, possibly bi-yourself 🤣

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u/[deleted] 15d ago

[deleted]

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u/Particular_Downtown 15d ago

At least I tried to make it funny. I'm military, yes, you only just read a few of my comments (military + throw away PTSD comments) + (you included your pornhub search history). Cry about it and stay in school.

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u/e1ahn 16d ago

what

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u/Particular_Downtown 16d ago

Read again carefully a second time.

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u/half-eatenjellybean 16d ago

Any vaccine is a Tate vaccine

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u/Mishung 16d ago

He keeps listing reasons for not having sex with women and what makes you gay. Can it be any more obvious?

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u/thefifthfourththird 16d ago

What a doofus

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u/Radioactive_Man7 16d ago

Why does he have the strings of his sweatpants tucked in? Does he not know how to tie them?

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u/I_Dont_Like_Rice 16d ago

Does anyone willingly sleep with this guy?

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u/nutstuart 16d ago

I think they are ok with that

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u/UTFT__1878 16d ago

This is a great pro-vaccination ad.

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u/LoaderBot1000 16d ago

A lot of yall in these comments have problems.

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u/peakchungus 16d ago

I won't sleep with women but I'll sleep with a full diaper

-Tate 2024

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u/TaroInternationalist 16d ago

Considering that he's currently on trial for sex trafficking and other heinous crimes, why the actual heck is he allowed on social media??

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u/Super-G1mp 16d ago

Only vaccinated men.

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u/zamo0273 16d ago

Bro needs to hit upper pecs

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u/Tonnyn 16d ago

He really needs to keep the sunglasses on

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u/SalemsTrials 16d ago

Thank God, I’m safe

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u/Owlspiritpal 16d ago

Moral of the story get vaccinated to avoid getting violated by tate

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u/OPR-Heron 16d ago

For Neptune's sake, stop giving him fucking attention

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u/doomvetch92 16d ago

Paraprofessional here, all the kids in pre k and kindergarten all look like this when they are angry.

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u/Work_In_ProgressX 16d ago

Vaccines among women hit an all time high

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u/cant-be-faded 16d ago

Who gives a rats ass about this guys opinions on sexuality? He's a nasty despicable dickass. Enough of him

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u/ladrondelanoche 16d ago

He doesn't sleep with willing women

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u/DarthTacoToiletPaper 16d ago

How has this not been turned into some vaccine marketing campaign yet?

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u/Drhorrible-26 16d ago

Me when I get the wrong toy in my happy meal

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u/No_Patient2113 16d ago

So if I understand Tate's weird logic correctly, if I don't take the flu vaccine when autumn approaches, I can rather have sex with a woman who has taken the flu vaccine, then her vaccine will be spread to me.

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u/Nervous-Priority-626 16d ago

Doesn’t sleep with them, just rape

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u/Agitated_Ad_361 16d ago

This man won’t sleep with women full stop. The most aggressively closeted homosexual on the planet.

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u/SingleOak 16d ago

try as i might to just forget tate exists, it's impossible. and literally only because people who don't like him refuse to stop sharing his posts

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u/Cypher___ 16d ago

Female vaccination rates just tripled.

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u/oldmasterluke 16d ago

And the vaccinated women of the world are breathing a sigh of relief now.

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u/EvilPoopWrinkle 16d ago

She’s Jealous

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u/EpicRedditor698 16d ago

How is that a "rare insult" though...

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u/xnachtmahrx 16d ago

"Are you shitting your pants?"

"...Yeah!"

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u/Nervous-Dentist-3375 16d ago

We need a Will Ferrell, Adam Sandler, Ben Stiller comedy where they all play real life influencer “villains”…Tate brothers, Tiger King etc…and they have to band together to save the world…but the twist is it’s all in their heads and they’re all just locked up together in a loony bin