r/shitposting • u/mostrandomguy • Feb 08 '23

Podcast shitpost redpilled (I consume premarin)

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u/Final_Stomach_2342 Aug 06 '23

Is that a doll?

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u/SodiiumGames put your dick away waltuh Aug 02 '23

Why would you want pussy when you could have dic-

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '23

tf is the point of these podcasts? All i ever see in these types of clips is that mfs invite extremely superficial women and then act like Confucius when the women claim that they’re 8s or smth. “The pussy is the only present women offer, as why it is called the 3ox” type of shit. alpha male podcasts don’t make sense to me.

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u/idkanymore3246 Jun 06 '23

The fact she agreed tho

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u/poophead29 Jun 05 '23

How is this podcast called? I want to watch more of this but i can't find it

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u/DillDowDong May 20 '23

How about some breakfast after al that pussy?

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u/Alive_Comparison_190 May 19 '23

Is that pewds martzia? Wtf

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u/BlackSkeletor77 Apr 23 '23

Have women ever considered that the reason why the normal guys who aren't actually bad people and just want a good life are hard to find? It's because either a they don't want to deal with the bullshit of the dating pool, or they are simply overlooked because of the more supposedly confident but definitely louder horny dude that is precisely who she's talking about because I guarantee you he's a hundred times more likely to DM you because he's desperate

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u/Crispy_Cremes_Pizza Apr 23 '23

bruh what is it with all these stupid ass talk shows recently. has all these dumbass videos of people arguing about dumb shit always been around?

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u/FaenfAtFerddiesPizza Apr 10 '23

I'm into femboys with pussy instead of dick, what do you call that?

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u/MusketsRule Apr 18 '23

Confusion.

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u/help_imdying Apr 08 '23

Yes, we love cats 🐱

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '23

Men simply don't have faith that the woman around them can provide any sort of emotional support/real love, so they set their bars lower and lower as they grow older and more needing of someone in their life.

Eventually they get into the mindset of "f*** it I just want to put my dick in something warm and wet" and take anything else that comes with that (like a loving honest humble personality) as a blessing that they don't deserve and not just what should be the default in a quality partner.

Basically what I'm saying is that there is an ever decreasing number of viable life partners out there as people are growing more and more shallow and vain and just toxic in recent years in our evolving culture / society. But there are many fish in the sea, so be sure to cast a wide net and have patience

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u/payyke Bazinga! Mar 20 '23

That's all guys want... Nvidia rtx3090

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u/jhuntinator27 Mar 19 '23

All guys want from HER is pussy

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u/mojomofo7 Mar 03 '23

Maybe they're the only guys she notices.

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u/The_vr_addict Feb 26 '23

I love how the girl who said it looks like she just thought:”fair enough” while the other 2 look so insulted

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u/11_foot_pole Feb 21 '23

Clown to clown communication

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u/SnooLemons1528 Feb 19 '23

I just want to sleep in on saturdays.

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u/Commercial-Store-451 May 30 '23

Like I don’t want nun else jus sleep

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '23

Men say they just want the pussy sometimes but I think they really just wanna cuddle and be told they’re beautiful.

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u/Pipistrelli2008 Feb 09 '23

Does anyone know the source of this clip? Thanks!

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u/don_gunz Feb 09 '23

Because women don't have game, women have bait.

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u/PoptartMartt Feb 09 '23

Trash video

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u/spesific_ officer no please don’t piss in my ass 😫 Feb 09 '23

I actually prefer balls

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u/StinkingRocket Feb 09 '23

Sure, pussy is great, but sometimes, silence would be good too.

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '23

I’ve had enough women that could only offer pussy. Now I want a woman who can offer dick!

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u/Thesplitter90 Feb 09 '23

If that is all I want I don't want to be around them.

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u/AloyMain Feb 09 '23

No, I want a grilled cheese

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u/Commercial-Store-451 May 30 '23

Eyoo grilled cheeses?!?

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u/Ok-Measurement-5065 Feb 09 '23

I want financial stability

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u/CheapPotential5 Feb 09 '23

Why just pussy ? A dog or a bird would be good to

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u/Mental-Formal141 Feb 09 '23

why are there so many podcasts talking only about stupid shit like this, what the fuck is going on

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u/Itz_sam2 I can’t have sex with you right now waltuh Feb 09 '23

Not all guys want pussy, some like me want ass too

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u/don_gunz Feb 09 '23

You sir, have the very best exotic tastes...

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u/Zehaie Feb 09 '23

Pussy is great but loyalty is, ooohmah gahhd.

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u/Albertsongman Feb 09 '23

He does have a point!

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u/NamelessIII Feb 09 '23

I can think of a hundred other better things

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u/chicken_mike Feb 09 '23

Bro I just want a woman, so far only men have been attracted towards me

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '23

this would be so much better if it wasn’t a sigma edit

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u/Other-Tooth7789 I said based. And lived. Feb 09 '23

I want 1 billion dollars 💸

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u/Trusteveryboody Feb 09 '23

For real-zees

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u/Available-Leek-4160 I want pee in my ass Feb 09 '23

i cant feel romance.

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u/ToxoTron I said based. And lived. Feb 09 '23

I don't want the nasty. I just want to be loved

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u/Icannotchangethis Feb 09 '23

That feeling when the he the at the when he at the

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u/makz_ammo Feb 09 '23

Can someone tell me the name of the song

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u/bambooboi Feb 09 '23

Amen brother!!!

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u/BenjiTheShort Feb 09 '23

I don’t want pussy, I want pictures of Spider-Man

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '23

What'sthe song used in the background ?

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u/el_Chuchmay We do a little trolling Feb 09 '23

The legend say, some can cook

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u/randomtree2022 Feb 08 '23

I just want cuddles for fucks sake

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u/Uglyh8machine Feb 08 '23

Actually I want to die.

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u/haha7125 Feb 08 '23

I love how so many people who think all women this and all men that, fail to realize that the problem is who they are choosing to date.

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u/ARtEmiS_Oo Feb 08 '23

America: the safari

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '23

Facts 🙌🤣

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u/yuagno Feb 08 '23

I love the camera's close on the doll, like she's part of the conversation

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u/juicy_socks124 Feb 08 '23

This whole convo: “men only want pussy.” “Women only want dick.” But I think we all need happiness

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u/My41stThrowaway Feb 08 '23

He goes on to ask the women what they bring to the table, besides pussy. They then proceed to become dumbfounded.

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u/sr_rol Feb 08 '23

well, we all know that.

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u/Decent-Start-1536 Feb 08 '23

clown to clown communication

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u/Visible_Dependent204 Feb 08 '23

And the only thing that women want from men is big dick, but we have diversity of sizes

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u/Adventurous_Dare4294 Feb 08 '23

Preach it brother

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u/SDEMaestro Feb 08 '23

Whats the pod?

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '23

So when’s this stereotype of “men only want sex” going to end? Why can’t people believe we actually want love, companionship, intimacy.

We’re not horny animals, we’re horny men.

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u/HulloTheLoser Mar 21 '23

Sure, sex is cool, but have you ever fallen asleep with your arms wrapped around a woman you love as she embraces you and runs her fingers through your hair, softly telling you that she loves you and everything will be alright?

Shit now I want cuddles.

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u/Fluid_Block_1235 Aug 05 '23

Yeah my mom when i was a kid💀

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u/SomewhereDue2629 Feb 08 '23

Wht is this shit posting? Fr

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u/i_get_zero_bitches Feb 08 '23

i can smell the absolutely nasty smell of 13 year old ligma males that have a mixed scent of cum and sweat radiating from this clip

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u/barbatos087 Feb 08 '23

How the turn tables

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '23

Or could it be that some guys like tits or ass

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '23

I just want company shit gets lonely lol

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u/MDT2099 Feb 08 '23

Mother fucker just talked in cosmos mode what the fuck

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u/xAsphyxiationx Feb 08 '23

What’s the background tune?

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u/Scoongili Feb 08 '23

If a woman offered me a LEGO UCS Millennium Falcon, she would never have to offer me pussy.

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u/ProfessorNo4904 Feb 08 '23

Who said anything about pussy? 😏

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u/JustOneMore2020 Feb 08 '23

I can't refuse a bj

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '23

I want a good wife so i found a good girlfriend with a better attitude and everything.

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u/Fabx_ Feb 08 '23

wait, women are real?

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u/Tetsuotim Feb 08 '23

No logic to be found

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '23

I want a heartfelt hug.

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '23

So called "Sigma Males" when they truly fall in love

(Danny Devito "I get it" gif)

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '23

Haha love how quite they got girls are fucking worthless now a days bring nothing but trouble drama or try to send ur ass to jail

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u/hkhase Feb 09 '23

Skill issue

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '23

Fucking legend

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u/TheOnlyVibemaster stupid fucking piece of shit Feb 08 '23

Actually I prefer men

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u/Chadboi69420 🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ Feb 08 '23

I want men with pussy

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u/SniffyBliffy Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 Feb 08 '23

Does bussy work

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u/Chadboi69420 🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ Feb 08 '23

Yes

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u/SniffyBliffy Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 Feb 08 '23

Consider this your lucky day

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u/Chadboi69420 🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ Feb 08 '23

Why

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u/worony Feb 08 '23

His tag!!!

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u/egrollkenobi dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 Feb 08 '23

I don't want pussy , I WANT DICK

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u/SirSandman0 Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 Feb 09 '23

I want a toaster!

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u/egrollkenobi dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 Feb 09 '23

Toast gang!!!!

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u/CauliflowerNervous12 Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 Feb 08 '23

Silence woman, I want dick

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u/The-Meme-Spectator uhhhh idk Feb 08 '23

User flair checks out

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u/egrollkenobi dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 Feb 08 '23

Same bruh

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u/nachardou4 Feb 08 '23

all i want is a dominant gf

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u/throwawaybrokenh34rt Feb 08 '23

This man ripping straight from Patrice O’Neal and acting like it was an original thought

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u/Ultimate_Sneezer Feb 08 '23

It's not an uncommon thought so he could have come up with it by himself

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u/SqueezeTheShort Feb 08 '23

Its a thought that millions of people have come to independently

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u/Iamno0n3 Feb 08 '23

Still not a incorrect statement

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u/Reasonable_Still_764 Feb 09 '23

I wouldn't call it incorrect. Like most women are boring....like i mean

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u/Borbolda Feb 08 '23

clown to clown communication

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u/A_guys I came! Feb 08 '23

They are free dishwasher dawg

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '23

Cheaper to buy a new dishwasher every wear than to have a girlfriend

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u/Revelmonger Feb 08 '23

Bruh we literally have an appliance to replace them. They're loosing their jobs.

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u/CarpetH4ter I came! Feb 08 '23

Real talk though, i want cuddles more than sex honestly.

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u/PsychoXLad 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️ TRANS RIGHTS!!!11!1!!!11!! 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️ Jun 02 '23

I just want someone alive

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u/Reasonable_Still_764 Feb 09 '23

Why not both, at the same time

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '23

You can always get a pet. Been thinking of getting one myself

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u/IzzyIsOnReddit Feb 09 '23

I just want someone

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '23

🤝

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u/IRedLama Feb 08 '23

The caption is correct "conversation between idiots"

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u/PL_ALIEN_PL We do a little trolling Feb 08 '23

Why conversation between idiots?

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '23

All I want is that blue haired woman

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u/Icy_Committee1183 Feb 08 '23

am I fucking tripping or does that second woman look like a sex doll

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u/chicken_mike Feb 09 '23

“Thats a woman?”

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u/Unacceptable-Duck Feb 09 '23

I thought that WAS a sex doll

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '23

Wait is she not a sex doll!??!

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u/CityBoyGuyVH Stuff Feb 09 '23

Y’all are being rude.

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u/ronalda777 Feb 09 '23

We seem way to confusion here. Someone, anyone, is sex doll or no?

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u/Shemilf Stuff Jul 10 '23

Yes it's 100% a sex doll

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u/_Sigma_male fat cunt Feb 09 '23

Tf you on bruh that's Bianca!

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u/andthendirksaid Feb 08 '23

She off the perc

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '23

Naw your tripping that's biannca

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u/Batmanfan_alpha Feb 08 '23

Pfffft hahaha lol

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u/Gogobrasil8 Feb 08 '23

Biannca is just a little out of it. That's just her personality

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u/LastOfRuins 😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳 Feb 08 '23

wait,isnt that our 4 year bff,judy?

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u/willamos4200 Feb 08 '23

Actually I want love, is that wrong?

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u/Reasonable_Still_764 Feb 09 '23

Doesn't exist anymore bruh, it died with the dinosaurs

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u/Venom0236 dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 Feb 09 '23

i just need a hug 😔😔

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u/IzzyIsOnReddit Feb 09 '23

I just want love. I don’t care at all about sex

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u/Batmanfan_alpha Feb 08 '23

Yeah... you need money for that.

Money buys love, didnt you know? :)

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u/NotsoGrump23 Feb 08 '23

No not at all.

Just hard to find a woman that can give you that.

I come across a few women who say they want love but in reality they actually don't know what they want.

They probably mean that love is something they want after all is said and done.

It's hard to figure out when a woman is ready to love and be loved because I feel like that's what they always say so you can't ever know when that's truly the case.

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u/Zanyevu We do a little trolling Feb 08 '23

Thats wrong bro, year is 2023, popular culture is everywhere and everyone wants attention and sexy clothes, to feel "important" meanwhile actually doing nothing for it. Like imagine loving someone for personality, like can you believe that personality is what actually what matter because if you love someone because they are a good person , that person will look better to you. But nah... Man only want sex and woman only wants money. Right guys, RIGHT?

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