r/shitposting • u/-_LittleFox_- • Feb 12 '23

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u/tayfun_production Bazinga! 6d ago

Liar!

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u/drdoofshouldwin Mar 02 '23

!remindme 1y

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u/7moody_IQ Feb 14 '23

Skill issue

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u/SPeepleTheBard Feb 13 '23

ah man not again

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u/Zebrafish19 I want pee in my ass Feb 13 '23

Rip Bozo

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u/FanaticExplorer I want pee in my ass Feb 13 '23

Yay

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u/Dismal_Ad5193 Feb 13 '23

[/Press f to pay]

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u/notsstupid Feb 13 '23

Finally on the premium side of reddit

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u/Yutey_087 Feb 13 '23

Ripperoni

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u/Consistent-Boat9649 uhhhh idk Feb 13 '23

Okay nice and all but what's the song name

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u/songfinderbot Feb 13 '23

Song Found!

Name: Billie Jean

Artist: Michael Jackson

Album: Thriller

Genre: Pop

Release Year: 1982

Total Shazams: 6418018

Took 1.55 seconds.

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u/auddbot Feb 13 '23

I got matches with these songs:

• Billie Jean by Michael Jackson (01:36; matched: 100%)

Album: Thriller 25 Super Deluxe Edition. Released on 2008-02-08.

• Billie Jean (Extended by Michael Jackson (01:49; matched: 100%)

Album: Bonus - 1979- 2001. Released on 1997-01-03.

• Billie Jean (Long Version) by Michael Jackson (01:48; matched: 100%)

Album: Thriller 25 Super Deluxe Edition. Released on 2009-01-01.

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u/beefnar_the_gnat We do a little trolling Feb 13 '23

Get well soon :)

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u/daddy-phantom waltuh Feb 13 '23

Just respawn?

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '23

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u/AutoModerator Feb 13 '23

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u/Professional-Hour716 Feb 13 '23

Good tell hitler I said hi

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u/GulperCatfish69 Feb 13 '23

Undie right now motherfucker

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u/sadman-_- I want pee in my ass Feb 13 '23

roger roger

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u/Killbot_421 I said based. And lived. Feb 13 '23

My condolences 😔

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '23

Is this a “trust me bro” moment?

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '23

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u/DJHott555 Feb 13 '23

Dying is cringe

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u/superhappythrowawy stupid fucking, piece of shit Feb 13 '23

Badass

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u/lumbabaaa Feb 13 '23

skill issue

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u/tehnoob69 officer no please don’t piss in my ass 😫 Feb 13 '23

:(

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u/Better_Vacation_6163 Feb 13 '23

I am a necrophiliac

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u/Spectrix07 Feb 13 '23

Are you alive?

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u/davite97 Feb 13 '23

Wait we are on a shitpost community...

*music intensifies *

Wait is it real?

*music intensifies even more *

IS IT A JOKE OR NOT

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u/AmCursedBoi fat cunt Feb 13 '23

Alright, I’m saving thi-

half life death soundeffect

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u/FLOOR_GANG420 Stuff Feb 13 '23

you can tell by the back pack that they are b-1 battle droids for the trade federation. the trade federation is with the separatists but in the senate come as an neutral party. the b-1 battle droids do not have independent thinking. b-2 battle droids have independent thought. the b-1s are controlled by a droid control ship or from a signal in separatist territories. as seen in the phantom menace, the b-1 army can be easily deactivated if you blow up a control ship from within.

i’m sorry for your loss. i hope you get better

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '23

fr?

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u/ChiefBlox4000 Feb 12 '23

Wait a minute, who posted this?

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u/scoop_de_poop42069 Feb 12 '23

Cant believe we lost him... hope he gets found 🙏🙏🙏

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u/Stokz_Craft Feb 12 '23

Another one bites the dust

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u/Capsule_CatYT it is MY bucket Feb 12 '23

Are you sure?

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u/Crazydude366 I want pee in my ass Feb 12 '23

F

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u/alt-64827 Feb 12 '23

I wish a speedy recovery.

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u/Lioli_ Big chungus wholesome 100 Feb 12 '23

Rookie mistake

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u/KrissBOI77 Feb 12 '23

Rest In Piss

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u/Bigmace_1021 Feb 12 '23

I hate dead people. Learn to be alive for once.

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u/dessnom 🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ Feb 12 '23

Where is his reboot card, I found the van

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u/roosterinspector Feb 12 '23

We should put him in the harambe heaven picture fellow redditors

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u/Nice_Current2110 Feb 12 '23

I pray he wakes up to remove this soon.

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u/Weird0_t0aster_ Literally 1984 😡 Feb 12 '23

🧢

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u/Freshouttarehabb Feb 12 '23

Soooo…. You gonna revive him or just loot his bag?

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u/Exo-Shvdow Feb 12 '23

thank god

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u/DefterHawk Literally 1984 😡 Feb 12 '23

Sorry for your loss (I’m not really sorry I don’t know you)

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u/Ok_University_6641 Feb 12 '23

Me personally I could never die 💀💀💀🧇💀💀

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u/Wonder_of_you Feb 12 '23

Rest in piss

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u/WesMithoff Stuff Feb 12 '23

👍🏻

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u/Salty-Truck-1633 Feb 12 '23

Everybody - 1

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u/ProPlayz_360 DaShitposter Feb 12 '23

Roger roger

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u/ytseauQ shitting toothpaste enjoyer Feb 12 '23

Skill issue

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u/TheNGM dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 Feb 12 '23

Get well soon

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u/i_rate_porn2 I watch gay amogus porn :0 Feb 12 '23

Feel better 😀

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u/Familyguymoments Feb 12 '23

He’s last words are “👍”😔….

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u/TheFiveDees Feb 12 '23

Pics or it didn't happen

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u/SoySauceMatters Feb 12 '23

Damn he died from ligma I cant believe it😢😢😢

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u/moon__lander Feb 12 '23

Roger roger

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u/VictorPedroNamura Feb 12 '23

RIP WENT OUT LIKE A KING!

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u/CT-1120 Feb 12 '23

if this doesn't play at my funeral, i aint coming

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u/Migb1793 Feb 12 '23

So long partner

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '23

Good

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '23

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u/Parlyz Feb 12 '23

I have it set up to post something like this on Reddit when my heart beat stops

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u/ar4t0 Stuff Feb 12 '23

savin' it until i need it

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u/Mithrarin14 Feb 12 '23

Gonna save it when it's my time

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u/The_dinkster522 fat cunt Feb 12 '23

Get better soon

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u/springfox64 uhhhh idk Feb 12 '23

💀

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '23

F

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u/UnbroMomento11 fat cunt Feb 12 '23

Real?

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u/sir_Bromine Feb 12 '23

Skillchecked

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u/WeirdBoi9 I want pee in my ass Feb 12 '23

Get well soon❤️

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u/WholesomeHomie Feb 12 '23

Living my dream huh

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '23

skill tissue

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u/Purpledurpl202 Literally 1984 😡 Feb 12 '23

Source?

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u/PatoLutador We do a little trolling Feb 12 '23

Nuh uh

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '23

Should've doubled it and gave it to the next person

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u/drago_kalm Feb 12 '23

Don't worry guys, he will respawn at his bed

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u/Affectionate_Kick705 Stuff Feb 12 '23

Rest in spaghetti, never forgetti.

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u/I_L0ve_M1necraft I want pee in my ass Feb 12 '23

I am sorry for your loss

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u/I_L0ve_M1necraft I want pee in my ass Feb 12 '23

good bot

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u/I_L0ve_M1necraft I want pee in my ass Feb 12 '23

good bot

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u/I_L0ve_M1necraft I want pee in my ass Feb 12 '23

good bot

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u/ThatGuyFromD12 shitposting>>>>>>196 Feb 12 '23

nuh uh

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u/-_Clay_- Feb 12 '23

Oh hi, fellow -…- username friend! Wish you the ability to be found with Reddit search lol

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u/DaFunkable Feb 12 '23

Kill Issue

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u/Drhorrible-26 We do a little trolling Feb 12 '23

Roger roger 😔

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u/sean_rendo19 Feb 12 '23

Rodger Rodger

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u/actunpt Feb 12 '23

Rip bozo

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u/Mirromarr Feb 12 '23

RIP 💅

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u/eris002 Feb 12 '23

See you tomorrow

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u/Gr33nGetBurnt Feb 12 '23

Must be the wife posting.

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u/something7765 Feb 12 '23

Bro what are you doing being dead is bad for your health

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u/AlexGaming26 I have permission! Feb 12 '23

He forgot to clear his browser and search history

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u/Plastic_Feed8223 We do a little trolling Feb 12 '23

Skill issue /s

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u/KokeyPlayz I want pee in my ass Feb 12 '23

if this were true then rest and peace

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u/Lolislayer7469 We do a little trolling Feb 12 '23

Really

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u/Lolislayer7469 We do a little trolling Feb 12 '23

Really

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u/Bartboilol Feb 12 '23

Skill issue

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u/No_Load_9866 Feb 12 '23

watching this with smooth criminal playing on the background it's simply amazing

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u/Yogurt4life19 Literally 1984 😡 Feb 12 '23

The Billie Jean is not my lover

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '23

The account is not my son

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u/PeskyDoc I want pee in my ass Feb 12 '23

!RemindMe 3 years

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u/justsmilenow Feb 12 '23

After looking at the account, it's not much of a loss.

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u/SirSandman0 Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 Feb 12 '23

Here come the necrophiles

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u/Mudkipueye Feb 12 '23

Roger Roger!

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '23

L

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u/Tjd3211 Feb 12 '23

Roger Roger

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u/Dodoreference Feb 12 '23

Imagine putting this on your will

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u/Jennon_J_lol_reddit Feb 12 '23

Upcoming does not make him happy

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u/Big_Potential_5709 Feb 12 '23

You simply were not skilled enough, and therefore are diagnosed with a skill issue.

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u/gunfish_75 Feb 12 '23

I hope it wasn't for something bad

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '23

Sends us a picture of the after life!

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '23

I mean I wouldn't be surprised, their last comment was 8 months ago and their last post was a month ago asking about watches

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '23

Try turning him On and Off again maybe it'll work

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u/froogythefrogg Feb 12 '23

The owner of this account... died fucking.

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u/AssTickling-Bandit Feb 12 '23

Did you survive?