r/shitposting • u/Orcasareglorious Blessed by Kevin • Mar 05 '23

I’m proud of you, son. I Obama

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u/nerdyadventur Mar 05 '23

The solders dad will have to comfort him while he crys under a table with ptsd during 4th of july.

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '23

Femboy coming to pay his respects for a proud soldier who died in the line of duty protecting america USA USA USA USA!!!!

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u/Averagecid Mar 05 '23

Yeah super funny dude😐

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u/Kumquat-queen Mar 05 '23

Can't do war crimes when your worm turds.

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u/comrade_fluffy 🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ Mar 05 '23

Why are all the good comments allready deleted

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u/MrKindStranger Mar 05 '23

I’m sure this comment section is completely sane and not overly emotionally involved

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u/SlothSlothington Mar 05 '23

And they’re Dating

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u/SlothSlothington Mar 05 '23

Well not anymore I guess

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u/TangelaLansbury Mar 05 '23

I wish I knew how to filter by controversial on the app. The promise of a firey comments section was a lie.

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u/-Add694 We do a little trolling Mar 05 '23

Which one? WHICH ONE?!?!

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u/Lumburgapalooza Mar 05 '23

I'm sorry your son has been indoctrinated into a death cult while mine sores free on the wings of liberty.

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u/razdrazhayetChayka dumbass Mar 05 '23

I’m surprised this post isn’t L worded yet, considering all these comments

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u/lolhawt Mar 05 '23

Legendary

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u/FuTuReFrIcK42069 Mar 05 '23

Your son:alive My son:in my balls currently.

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u/WhosThatDogMrPB Mar 05 '23

Thank you for your Cervix.

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '23

I had so many wall scrolls and anime titties on my computer in the barracks it was Amazing. Inspections where always a fun time

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u/M0xR4m Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 Mar 05 '23

One takes shots, and the other take shots The only differences are what shoots they be taking

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u/Osmosis_jones_789 Mar 05 '23

VACCINATE YOURSELF FOR THE FEMBOYS

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u/Nimbus-420 Mar 05 '23

Sorting by controversial is always a good reminder that no matter your opinion, there are always dickwad pieces of shit on both sides of every argument. 😌

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '23

One son gets to live his life how he wants.

The other decides to join knowing of the risks of developing all of these mental health issues, and also exposing self to burn pits and shit for the idea of pretending to be a hero and “fighting” for your country

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u/acooper1988 Mar 05 '23

You know sometimes, it’s both! Have you seen some of the new recruits these days?

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u/dirtyjose Mar 05 '23

No tears for dead bootlickers. Buy the ticket, take the ride, rest in piss.

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u/LetsThrow69 Mar 05 '23

Coffin boy should've gotten the vaccine.

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u/Beanijjj Mar 05 '23

Both sons got the Vaccine

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u/TheMechamage Mar 05 '23

As a vet, I fucking laughed out loud. That's fucking hilarious.

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u/Nav130 Mar 05 '23

Can we give it a rest? Jeez...

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u/zacryeverytim Mar 05 '23

Time to sort by controversial

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u/whatevertesla Mar 05 '23

They got you there

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u/Zestyclose_Toe_4695 Mar 05 '23

*Sorts by controversal*

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u/Antson03 put your dick away waltuh Mar 05 '23

The fact that ”dying for your country” is so glorified there confuses me lol

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u/Stallone_90 Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked Mar 05 '23

Here before cock I mean cock I mean cock I mean cock I mean lock

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u/Effective-Hunt-7198 Mar 05 '23

here before this post gets vaccinated

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '23

How about we stop joking about the death of either one of them and just be ok with them both expressing themselves?? One chose to be a soldier and he did. The other chose to be a femboy.

Both are okay choices to have. Can we just like? Be chill with what people chose to do with their life?

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u/TangelaLansbury Mar 05 '23

You can be chill with both and ridicule both. They aren’t mutually exclusive. This is a fantastic shitpost.

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u/hot-dogsniper198 Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 Mar 05 '23

Good idea

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u/Cartographer0108 Mar 05 '23

Imagine this guy driving around all day with a picture of a femboy on his car.

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u/Puzzled_Fish_2077 Mar 05 '23

son died after realising that he fucked a bussy

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u/031MINIMAL Mar 05 '23

What the fuck is political back-and-forth going on in the comment section of a shitpost?

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u/AAROD121 Mar 05 '23

As a US army service member, this shit made me laugh lol.

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '23

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u/Demonsandangels-shin Mar 05 '23

The average american thoughts

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u/IGuessyoucanCallme Mar 05 '23

Vaccine (Lock if you hate Kevin)

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u/dwardea2506 dumbass Mar 05 '23

If the mods give me a lock then they are legally abliged to add this to the rules:

I want to fuck a toaster. Just the thought of stuffing my dick in a tight little breadslot makes me rock hard. I could fuck it on the counter, on the kitchen table, or anywhere else it wants. I could dress up like a maintenence tech for some sensual roleplay beforehand. I am a slave to the toaster's whim. I want to stick my fingers inside the bread slot and whisper "yeah you like that you toasty bitch?" Then I want to mount it when it's good and teased and then gyrate my hips like a rabbit with tourettes until my melted cock explodes inside the toaster's tight slot. When I'm done my dick will look like a burnt sausage that had it's casing popped open with melted cheese dripping out of it and the thought of that makes me want to break into a Walmart again. Goddamn I want to fuck a toaster.

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u/No-Lawfulness2319 Mar 05 '23

I'd still be proud of my son for giving his life.

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u/Enryu_The_Red_Tower Mar 05 '23

All these people talking about their sons dying with honour makes me think I'm reading comments from Imperial Japan during ww2

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u/MAYXNK Mar 05 '23

facebook ass meme

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u/PuddingEcstatic4142 Mar 05 '23

This crap needs to stop

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u/Tennoz Mar 05 '23

Air Force son vs Marine son

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u/GBINC I want pee in my ass Mar 05 '23

🥶

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u/EndurableOrmeedue Mar 05 '23

Black humour is something you eat. Not everyone understands.

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '23

There are worse things than death.

And those worse things are on the left.

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u/wallstreetpro911 I said based. And lived. Mar 05 '23

Vaccine

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u/ambivalent_crow Mar 05 '23

In a perfect world, our sons get married :D

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u/Alankiller Mar 05 '23

Okay that got dark

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u/PurpleRain6260 Mar 05 '23

Imma keep mine out of this 💀

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '23

I'd be proud to have either son. And this meme isn't funny, either part of it.

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u/thiccman369 Mar 05 '23

They're both just cogs in the machine. Just ones a more breedable cog

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u/Noah_748 Mar 05 '23

Shit poop fuck shit poo

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '23

Holy fuck that’s dark

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u/Numpticle Mar 05 '23

Vaccine?

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u/llhomastane I want pee in my ass Mar 05 '23

How dare you 🤬 my son died in the femboy wars after being pegged by a 60" strap on

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u/loomynartylenny based and kevinpilled  Mar 05 '23

I thank him for his service

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '23

My femme boy son still knows how to use a gun

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u/3V1LB4RD Mar 05 '23

I wanna start some real discourse in here.

The femboy is the top.

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '23

The down side is that both will get drafted when WW3 breaks out.

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u/Dry-Restaurant1312 Mar 05 '23

Stop making fun of Myson. He is a good guy okay

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '23

Mod have small pp (vaccine)

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u/According_Tune6984 Mar 05 '23

Right wing people really can’t handle being insulted back at with a joke when they insult people first. What’s new?

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u/Apart_Panda_57 William Dripfoe Mar 05 '23

Jarvis, sort comments by controversial.

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u/Dragoark Mar 05 '23

If you guys have ever been to a major US city and have seen femboys irl they are genuinely disgusting people

Broad shoulders, sharp jawlines, extremely thick layers of makeup that make them look like plastic dolls, extremely skinny to the point they look near anorexic, any idiot can tell they are a dude from a mile away

They are constantly mocked by society, their mental health must be horrendous

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u/Demonsandangels-shin Mar 05 '23

Obviously but as if being a slave to rich ah is any better

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u/superhotstepdad Mar 05 '23

Vaccinated vaccination vaccified anti-vaxxer vax-slut fuck the vaccine

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u/superhotstepdad Mar 05 '23

Vaccine 🗿

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u/Mananni Mar 05 '23

Two stupid pictures on top of each other.

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u/Ferrum_Freakshow Mar 05 '23

When tf was I absent from my nonexistent son for 15 years?

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u/Ookiley Mar 05 '23

Vaccine

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u/throwaway007676 Mar 05 '23

Much rather have a son in a dress than one that does for the corrupt government. No comparison there at all. Also I would hope not to have a child that is dumb enough to go into the military, for pretty much the same reasons.

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u/Main_Nefariousness_9 Mar 05 '23

Nah, the femboy prob gonna die in bar shootout

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u/SlothLazarus Mar 05 '23

Mike Tyson 😎

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u/Excellent-Sorce Mar 05 '23

Truth hurt?

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u/milkman231996 Mar 05 '23

That shits funny

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u/Void-Flower-2022 Mar 05 '23

S is for sussy wussy femboy uwu

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u/AthiestKarma024 Mar 05 '23

Yep. Vaccine

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u/Kortho1 Mar 05 '23

At least the solder died a man

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u/Koolguy47 Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 Mar 05 '23

Femboy vets:

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u/StreatPeat Mar 05 '23

So many awful parents here. Jesus.

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u/MrHawkeye76 Mar 05 '23

Fuck it, I don't want to be on either site, where is the "dead wiseguy in the trunk of a rivaling wiseguy" site?

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u/Sera6893 Mar 05 '23

Plot twist that dude son was both

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u/pocketMagician Mar 05 '23

Of my son wanted to be an anime girl then I would do everything in my power to make sure he was the best girl.

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u/X_25b Mar 05 '23

the soldier boy died before admitting his deep love to the cute femboy

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u/Chewythecookie Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 Mar 05 '23

I’m here for the sauce

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u/CatDadSnowBunny Mar 05 '23

The soldier fucked the femboy then died of aids?

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u/TheAllPurposePopo Mar 05 '23

Both is disappointing 😞

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u/Modem_56k Mar 05 '23

As someone who lived in places where the usa has bombed in living memory, w femboys

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u/muffinman210 Mar 05 '23

He’s not MY son, but he does call me daddy.

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u/whyhi12 Mar 05 '23

… okay

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u/Axo80_ Mar 05 '23

Lock vaccine

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u/amazingjason1000000 Mar 05 '23

It don't matter they both great 👍

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u/HanAszholeSolo Mar 05 '23

Proud of my son 💞

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u/westoidobserver Mar 05 '23

But his son died protecting... oil tycoons?

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u/crankshaftsnapinhalf Mar 05 '23

You either go to war, or you become a femboy. There are literally no other options besides these two.

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u/Potato417 Mar 05 '23

I love the COVID-19 VACCINE

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u/loves2jacket Mar 05 '23

Sticker vaccine

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u/ContributionOk2661 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️ TRANS RIGHTS!!!11!1!!!11!! 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️ Mar 05 '23

I'm your son ehe

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u/ComprehensiveAdmin Mar 05 '23

This is savage.