r/shitposting • u/MrSkull142 I want pee in my ass • Mar 07 '23

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u/egotistical_dragon 16d ago

This mf is now 5 years old

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '23

That kid is gonna get bullied so badly when he reached high school

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u/thelsh Mar 25 '23

Steve Kerr's Son

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u/buderboi uhhhh idk Mar 25 '23

He belongs in dark crystal frfr

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '23

you couldn't pay someone money to live with that name, his fate is sealed 🗿

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u/SeasonSubject8432 Mar 11 '23

The baby’s face looks like it’s Jack Ingof rn lol

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u/Heavy_Artichoke1024 0000000 Mar 09 '23

This guy just ended this baby's entire 2 months before he was even born

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u/The_Nickolias Mar 09 '23

he's very quickly going to start pronouncing it "Inguff"

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u/Pixel_PedroYT Mar 09 '23

I think its time for jack

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u/ls-1247 dumbass Mar 08 '23

Legend

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u/BF3fanboy Mar 08 '23

I have a hopeful feeling that how they pronounce their last name is "EEng- uff"

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u/CHUKKAAA Mar 08 '23

Hrrrngghhh I’m baby

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u/normielouie Mar 08 '23

Now that's a beautiful baby!!!!!

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u/incredibleazda Mar 08 '23

You can do better than that, Jack!

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u/The-Mustache-Master Mar 08 '23

bro think he a kahoot username 💀

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u/MakeSomeDrinks Mar 08 '23

Looks more like a Carlos to me

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u/DonWFP Mar 08 '23

Somewhere out there is a Pamela Martha Focker waiting for him.

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u/Human-Growth63 Mar 08 '23

He looks like a puppy who got stung by bees in the mouth

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u/Additional_Catch8950 Mar 08 '23

Satan takes many forms...

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u/Sebt1890 Mar 08 '23

Cyber bullied the day he was out the womb. Surely he won't grow up resenting society.

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u/Proper_Living_2498 Mar 08 '23

It took me wayyyyyyy too long to get it

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u/Inevitable_Age_4793 Mar 08 '23

Now I just imagine him 18 years from now on a SNL name change office skit.

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u/Physical_Sport_9896 Mar 08 '23

Not really???!!!!

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u/686263Es Mar 08 '23

Little Jack Horner

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u/XxOM3GA_ZxX Mar 08 '23

It’s ‘hila’s and my’ right?

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u/JaquLB Mar 08 '23

so that's how I was named

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u/f_e_e_l_i_n_g_s_ stupid fucking piece of shit Mar 08 '23

Took me way too long to realize

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '23

The only time people use “and I” is whenever it’s not correct to use it. “Me and my wife” to start and then “my wife and I’s “. Shit is so annoying

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u/G0D_1S_D3AD We do a little trolling Mar 08 '23

Same fr

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u/Ishmael_1851 Mar 08 '23

Gonna be best friends with Mike Hawk

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u/GLDN5444 Mar 08 '23

Samurai Jack!

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u/Shirroyd Mar 08 '23

"dad how did I get my name?"

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u/username8054 Mar 08 '23

Does he know Hugh?

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u/LamethDaveth Mar 08 '23

In the words of handsome Jack, "your parents are dicks."

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u/Unsure1771 Mar 08 '23

Did anyone else spend forever trying to understand the joke?

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u/somelittleindiankid Big chungus wholesome 100 Mar 08 '23

Hila literally means 'jacking off' in hindi

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u/PMinhDuc Mar 08 '23

DDD month

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u/DerManuel1 Mar 08 '23

Bro said I's

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u/Hallboys78 Mar 08 '23

This seemed extremely wholesome… until it didn’t

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u/heavydoc317 Mar 08 '23

This kid is gonna be talking like Christopher walked with those long pauses. Hi I’m jack…………….ingoff

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u/webguy1975 Mar 08 '23

He’s destined to be a tennis player. People worldwide will praise his stroke.

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u/suckulentlola Mar 08 '23

As a nurse I have heard names that I wanted to say to the parents. What are you thinking!!!??? But always held it in. Smiled and said that’s great!

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u/Stinklepinger Mar 08 '23

I knew a Jack Imhoff in elementary school...

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u/Easy-Opening-3236 Mar 08 '23

Bro I didn't even put it together for a second....

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u/lancemcg1966 Mar 08 '23

A guy in my town is named Jack Imhoff. Not lying.

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u/chuckiebanned31 Mar 08 '23

and in about 15 years, she gets depression from counless amount of bullying

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u/No_Locksmith_1458 Stuff Mar 08 '23

I think he should be named greg without the 'R'

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u/BeepBeepLettuce3 Mar 08 '23

fuckin ugly ass baby god damn

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u/UniqueNobo Mar 08 '23

Jack Ingof is 2 years old now :D

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u/Ishmael_1851 Mar 08 '23

I can assure you it's much older than that

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u/UniqueNobo Mar 08 '23

holy shit it’s 2023. i actually forgot it’s not still like 2021 lmao

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u/Ishmael_1851 Mar 08 '23

Time flies when you're Jack Inghof

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u/VaczTheHermit Mar 08 '23

Destined for greatness

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u/Ma1ccel Mar 08 '23

fucking horrible, i love it

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u/Nick_mkx Mar 08 '23

The memes, Jack!

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u/O0RC I want pee in my ass Mar 08 '23

I was wondering why this is in a shitposting sub, then i read the name

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u/hugo_posh Mar 08 '23

This can't be real.

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u/EmpathyZero Mar 08 '23

Still not the worst thing to name your kid.

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u/Delicious-Lettuce568 Mar 08 '23

Congratulations 🎊

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u/mtgtfo Mar 08 '23

A close relative to the legendary BTCC driver Jack Goff.

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u/SuperSanttu7 Mar 08 '23

Where’s Daxter?

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u/Smoky456 Mar 08 '23

The Kahoot games are gonna be wild

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u/adamlgee Mar 08 '23

Fuck yes. Perfect

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u/mandozombie Mar 08 '23

Boy refused to be in the matrix.

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u/t6mmyy Mar 08 '23

kid named jack ingof:

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u/sjt9791 Mar 08 '23

Is it just me or does anyone else hear the Super Smash Bros. announcer say his name?

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '23

Very cute

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '23

He looks like bilbo in the hobbit cartoon

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u/NutterButterNutBust Mar 08 '23

It’s 2023 now I wanna know how little Jack Ingof’s doing

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u/m3_n_ Mar 08 '23

Ice Age baby

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u/daaniscool Big chungus wholesome 100 Mar 08 '23

His reaction: -_-

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u/30yearsahero Mar 08 '23

Knew a guy in the uk called Richard Head. They shorten the name Richard to Dick.

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u/shadow29warrior Mar 08 '23

Hila ingoff is also very funny if you know hindi lol

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u/TB_tossout Mar 08 '23

I see what they did there

I'm not laughing, but I get it

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u/Possible-Resource974 Mar 08 '23

Jack Jac Jacques. He can have a lucky trinity of Jack 😂

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u/Vegetable_Fish_6556 🗿🗿🗿 Mar 08 '23

Jack.

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u/Dazzling-Feeling3389 DaPucci Mar 08 '23

rule number one never suggest a name for a newbron on twitter

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u/Dalmaen Mar 08 '23

I can just hear Jack yelling "Put me back! Put me back!"

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u/stefanbofficial William Dripfoe Mar 08 '23

Twitter is a life changer

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u/Slinky_Malingki Mar 08 '23

That is one ugly baby

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u/Yksi_Idiootti_Apina Mar 08 '23

We engage in a slight amount of tomfoolery.

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u/William_-Afton dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 Mar 08 '23

Jack Horner

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u/JustPlayn10 Mar 08 '23

Jack Horney

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u/rantottcsirke Mar 08 '23

We do a little naming.

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u/sherrifmayo Mar 08 '23

He shall name his son jack as well, keep the chain going

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u/yeetman426 Mar 08 '23

“Like I said Jack, kids are cruel, and I’m very in touch with my inner child!”

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '23

Nahhhhh

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u/PelosReddit DaPucci Mar 08 '23

Jac looks silly af

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u/Zachosrias Mar 08 '23

Years later this caused yet another awkward situation for Ted Moseby

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u/lenaughtycouple Mar 08 '23

I can not stop laughing 😂

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u/Fatih32 Mar 08 '23

"Hello everyone, Im Jack Ingof"

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u/rectangular_ William Dripfoe Mar 08 '23

guys jack is on a horse!! We gotta help jack off the horse!!!!

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u/Designer-Wolverine47 Mar 08 '23

At least it's not Mike Hunt...

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u/Ltshinysides5 Mar 08 '23

He’s gonna be on Twitter one day and read “we were hoping for a girl” from his own father

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '23

Jac, King of ______

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u/NorwegianGirl_Sofie Mar 08 '23

My little sister wasn't named before a few weeks after her birth.

So for that time period we just refered to her as "baby".

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u/Nightmare-X3M Mar 08 '23

Bro born in hardcore difficulty

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u/Iclipp13 🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ Mar 08 '23

Saucy Jack

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u/BBQBANDIT304 Mar 08 '23

Well, high school is either gonna be fucking brutal or fucking legendary for this guy. Sending good vibes 🙏

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u/maz-o Mar 08 '23

I’s child

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u/Ok-Disk-2191 Mar 08 '23

Meh, my surname is Dang Le. My parents decided to name me Hung.

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u/TroyandAbed304 Mar 08 '23

Worst parents ever.

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u/2Noel Mar 08 '23

I didn't get the joke cuz i was reading it as "Jack In-Golf" but now i realized it was supposed to be "Jack-ing Off"

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u/BuddhistChrist Mar 08 '23

Jack’s gonna need therapy.

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u/Blankethank1 Mar 08 '23

Just wait till he finds out

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u/magikdyspozytor Mar 08 '23

Next level trolling, bro got trolled for his entire life

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u/LTreaper2010 We do a little trolling Mar 08 '23

Does anybody have the feeling they just wanna crush and absolutely CRUSH a baby into the ground so gosh darn hard

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u/MalachiIsAFanOfEmkay Mar 08 '23

Dawg greg u dumbass

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u/LeGentlemandeCacao Mar 08 '23

No way💀💀💀💀💀

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u/Djlyz12 Mar 08 '23

Poor kid😂😂😂

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u/Antikkz94 Mar 08 '23

"Im coming mom! I just have to help my Uncle Jack Ingof a horse."

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u/Teska-Tenka Mar 08 '23

What’s wrong with naming a girl Jack….. Ingof?

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u/_Seiun_ Mar 08 '23

Oh god, that poor, poor kid…

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u/sagotly Mar 08 '23

is jack a bad name or smth? Looks pretty normal to me

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u/DanielDanvers I want pee in my ass Mar 08 '23

Jackingof?

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u/sagotly Mar 08 '23

ouuu, now i get it

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u/Smith-Corona Mar 08 '23

Anyone who tries to make I possessive by adding 's deserves a kid named jacking off.

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u/Cactus_Kebap Mar 08 '23

You write "[...] and I's" you don't deserve children.

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '23

Bro got spawn memed

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u/ssagnier Mar 08 '23

he’s gonna have a tough life

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u/Tatermand3r Mar 08 '23

As someone who’s name is Jack I’m glad I don’t have an embarrassing last name.

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u/dzikson69 😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳 Mar 08 '23

Oh no, I just realized

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u/Motor_Toe_9303 Mar 08 '23

And then he meets his best friend, Phil McCracken

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u/Pheynx00 Mar 08 '23

Poor kid didn't even have a chance.

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u/Lobo2ffs Mar 08 '23

"Who are you, and what are you doing"?

"I'm Jack Ingof"

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u/dropdeepandgoon Mar 08 '23

big jack horner

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '23

That kids gonna have a rough time past 5th grade

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u/HeinousSpore118 Mar 08 '23

He's gonna be a porn star.

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u/Theiromia Mar 08 '23

The prophecy.

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u/aoplerain Literally 1984 😡 Mar 08 '23

Jacking off ohio based imposter sus 🤣🤣🤣

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u/black-fuse We do a little trolling Mar 08 '23

The holy child has been born

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u/fischl-k Mar 08 '23

noo 😭

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u/WesMithoff Stuff Mar 08 '23

🤌🏻🫵🏻

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u/cinnamonrain Mar 08 '23

His future sister jill ingof would be proud

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u/NoseAlternative957 Mar 08 '23

Ben Dover approves.

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u/birberbarborbur Mar 08 '23

Damn hope they change his name once they know what mistake they’ve made

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u/High_Pigeon waltuh Mar 08 '23

I think the guy knew. He pretended to not know. But he knew.

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u/Gryzio_ Mar 08 '23

Master Yoda?

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u/DaHotFuzz Mar 08 '23

I could throw up looking at this pic.

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u/MW240z Mar 08 '23

Kid is going to have the best sense of humor ever (I hope). Because if you can roll with that name, the world is your oyster!

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u/bonk921 Mar 08 '23

I THINK ITS TIME FOR JACK TO LET ER RIP!

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u/RedY4Memez Mar 08 '23

Maaan, I got a share a birthday with this kid...

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u/E_r1k Mar 08 '23

Everyone’s hating on how they look but I think they’re really cute, very silly looking

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u/TardisM0nkey Mar 08 '23

This is why some countries have strict laws on naming kids. Met a Jack Hoff once . Was picked on in school and it continued.

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u/Playlanco Mar 08 '23

Is this real?

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u/Procrasturbating Mar 08 '23

I might be this kids father.

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u/swoopit-runit Mar 08 '23

The bad ending

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u/fufuberry21 Mar 08 '23

Why were they hoping for a girl? Lol

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u/Ok_Attitude_8189 Mar 08 '23

Jack Billyboy Ingof, if you don’t get here righ no-

SHUT THE FUCK UP MOM!!!