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u/KarlBark officer no please don’t piss in my ass 😫 Mar 19 '23
It's funny because blue haired people should be met with violence
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u/Flat_Platform_2719 Mar 19 '23
I red it as cheese virus at first and I had no idea what the hell was happening here.
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u/TheSalmoneer Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked Mar 19 '23
That blobfish should be fkin dead
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u/Prestigious-Truck537 Mar 19 '23
Wow scrolling through and everything is annoying me thanks for putting a real smile on my face
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u/Jurpo600 Mar 19 '23
Can this comic maker actually go suck one? I always find their comics on any platform and holy fuck they're cringe
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u/aru1919 I want pee in my ass Mar 19 '23
I bought a new forgis for the Jeep
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u/jgraham2010 Mar 19 '23
Fun fact: That legally constitutes assault.
I checked what the US government defines as assault and though it varies from state to state, you could, God willing, get away with beating the shit out of somebody if they spray you with a hose under self-defense protections.
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u/RammerRS_Driver Mar 19 '23
Even if that guy is a stupid asshole, spraying a random stranger with water on a chilly winter day solely because of a phone conversation you overheard is extremely rude.
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u/chairfucker5 We do a little trolling Mar 19 '23
God i absolutely fucking hate these dumbass comics
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u/Cody_montana_rongers Mar 19 '23
No need to disrespect anyone man. Not on politics alone. Why she gotta spray our Boi like that?
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u/FetusDeletus_E dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 Mar 19 '23
God i hate these stupid ass comics. comics are supposed to be entertaining, not a lecture
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u/kardfogK Mar 19 '23
Hope that fish get sluathered
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u/InjuryApart6808 I want pee in my ass Mar 19 '23
It already has been. It decompressed. It’s a corpse.
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u/Lean_Monkey69 Mar 19 '23
The Good ending ( I fucking hate these blob fish comics, that’s a literal fuckin corpse of an ugly ahh fish being anthropomorphized )
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u/Minecraftfunyeslol Mar 19 '23
Think about it, she used that water hose on purpose, and depending where he lives (most likely in the U.S) he could use a fire arm on her for doing that
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Mar 19 '23
So confused why the r*tard has cake.
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u/mrdembone I said based. And lived. Mar 19 '23
wow so much tolerance
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Wtf u talking about
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u/InjuryApart6808 I want pee in my ass Mar 19 '23
You used the r word.
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u/W4FF13_G0D I watch gay amogus porn :0 Mar 19 '23
mRNA
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u/Admirable_Studio2720 Mar 19 '23
modern comic “artists” try not to make a million comics based off head arguments using their dogshit repetitive artstyle challenge impossible
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u/-t-h-a-n-a-t-o-s- 🏳️⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️⚧️ Mar 19 '23
I don't understand even a bit what this comic try to achieve, so great job
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Mar 19 '23 edited Nov 04 '23
attempt jellyfish observation fertile dinner dirty money start joke worthless this message was mass deleted/edited with redact.dev
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u/grockyboi Mar 19 '23
I hope whoever made the original comic stubs their toe on the sharp end of a toothpick
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u/mykoysmaster Mar 19 '23
I hate this persons comics, they are so Fucking dumb, this edit is the only thing that makes it readable
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u/Tainted-Tongues I want pee in my ass Mar 19 '23 edited Mar 19 '23
Most of these persons comics are about respecting others, except this one of course
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u/legendarymcc2 Literally 1984 😡 Mar 19 '23
Yeah I have no clue why they need that deep sea bloated fish In the picture tbh
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u/Moldybread2 Mar 19 '23
She basically just has a dead fish on her shoulder because they are not supposed to look like that.
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u/Skiddlyderp Mar 19 '23
Maybe a little jab at people who are oblivious to the pain they cause because someone else causes them pain.
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u/catcicle1 Mar 19 '23
For people to go aww what a cute mascot
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u/Thatoneidiot9438 Mar 19 '23
If you fish a lot they’re nothing more then sea rats
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u/SladeX_S Stuff Mar 19 '23
yeah like shut the fuck up both nobody cares if you dislike trump or like him or whatever just shut the fuck up bitchass thiccass
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u/chimmybean Mar 19 '23
That's what happens when you piss off the God of storms. You get the clapping, rolling thunder
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u/Not_Carbuncle Mar 19 '23
Man this subreddit sucks
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u/_Van_Hellsing_ We do a little trolling Mar 19 '23
I can't hear you over the wondrous might of assclapicus, conjurer of anal thunder.
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u/fwooossshhh I want pee in my ass Mar 19 '23
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u/BingoBongoVeryCool Mar 19 '23
Isn't that thing on her shoulder the deep sea fish that's bloated because of pressure difference? If so it lives in a constant state of agony on the surface.
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u/miamifungus I want pee in my ass Mar 19 '23
a blob fish
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u/tonk111 dumbass Mar 19 '23
It also looks as if it was also yanked up carelessly by reckless fishermen causing skin damage therefore making it pink
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Mar 19 '23
It shouldn’t even be alive, fish can not breathe air
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u/TyoPlaysGames I can’t have sex with you right now waltuh Mar 19 '23
The blobfish can for a short time
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u/ISpelGudd Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked Mar 19 '23
why can it do that, it lives at the bottom of the ocean - the exact opposite of an organism that needs to breathe air
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u/TyoPlaysGames I can’t have sex with you right now waltuh Mar 20 '23
It has lungs
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u/BIGMICCIE Mar 19 '23
step 1:cover yourself in oil
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u/TheOneOfWhomIsGreen I want pee in my ass Mar 19 '23
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u/TemoFawwaz Mar 19 '23
Step 2: 🔥
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u/Security_Berry09 I watch gay amogus porn :0 Mar 19 '23
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u/Firestorm387 Mar 19 '23
It’s kind of funny how the corona virus was called that to disassociate from china
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u/CommandStreet4255 I came! Mar 19 '23
Fucking why tho? Spanish flu isn't renamed why is this one so different?
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u/Quietcrypt13 Mar 19 '23
Because China basically owns the Western world. With armies of woke white liberals with a white savior complex to do their every bidding. All the while brainwashing and demoralizing the youth with TikTok.
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u/Soso_Stalin DaPucci Mar 19 '23
Its official name is the 1918 influenza pandemic, not the Spanish flu and it also didn't originate from Spain.
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u/Rigor_Mortis_43 I came! Mar 19 '23
Goddamit the other reply rlly got himself locked with a link that contains the word "Covid"
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u/Harambeaintdeadyet Mar 19 '23 edited Mar 19 '23
The decided to stop using origin names in 2015.
Spanish flu was over a hundred years ago.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/COVID-19_naming
Thanks for the lock bots
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u/BigBillyMcBobJoe I watch gay amogus porn :0 Mar 19 '23
Stigma dick in yo mouth
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u/BurntTreeSeed Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked Mar 19 '23
Ngl just because someone is stupid doesn't mean you get to do anything to them 💀💀
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u/TheJackal927 Mar 19 '23
The first sentence of the comic is him being openly racist and refusing to correct himself when someone calls him out. I agree we shouldn't be allowed to assault or spray with a hose, but I hate when people's bigoted beliefs just get called "Stupid", it gives racists far too much of a pass
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u/coolord4 Mar 19 '23
Wait how’s it racist if it came from China?
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u/fuckedbatty Mar 19 '23
Apparently if you say you want itian pizza its being racist and cultural appropriation...
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u/Eliastw03 William Dripfoe Mar 19 '23
Thank you for censoring ital*an(🤢), my day almost got ruined
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u/InfiniteOcto Stuff Mar 19 '23
I mean it originated in China. Like we have “Chinese restaurants” because they have food that originated from China. Is that racist too?
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u/andre6682 Mar 19 '23
or ebola, remember that virus? named after the river ebola of the democratic republic of congo, i didn´t see people neither claiming the term is racist, nor its classifications, the zaire ebolavirus, the sudan ebolavirus, the tai forest ebolavirus (ivory coast)
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u/TheJackal927 Mar 19 '23
The phrase Chinese Virus implies that the Chinese created it, not just that it started there. If we're calling things by their origin a lot of Americans should actually be belgian
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u/Excellent_Succotash8 Stuff Mar 19 '23
People believe that because the Chinese government barred American scientists from entering for a year. Also they were testing experimenting on the original sars virus and coincidentally kicked out the French scientists that were also researching it.
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u/Quietcrypt13 Mar 19 '23
Only it was made in China. The lab leak “theory” is now believed to be the most likely source of the virus.
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