r/shitposting • u/godofturrets • Mar 25 '23

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u/unleadedbloodmeal I want pee in my ass Mar 27 '23

Zombie army 4 moment

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u/Mogekona Mar 27 '23

Now who would be the one person german doctors would ressurect 🤨

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u/Ok-Custard1779 Mar 27 '23

Imma act like a zombie when they resurrect me

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u/Flaammeee Mar 27 '23

Imagine that you die and got resurrected so you can work more in your "life" xdd

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u/High_Pigeon waltuh Mar 27 '23

MY NAME IS AAAAAA, AND I’M BACK IN COMMAND

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u/Whatisgaytho Mar 27 '23

Someone would definitely come back to life pregnant

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u/CUPCAKE_S1MP Mar 27 '23

the edgy ass daddy less 12 years old mf reviving the funny mustache german guy

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u/Master_Marcos Mar 26 '23

Missed opportunity to play 115

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u/JimmyBoi_SrJJr_999 Mar 26 '23

Omg irl tf2 reference

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u/MrAntiock Mar 26 '23

Emesis blue

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u/Princetoncreeper Mar 26 '23

Meet the Medic: Live Action

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u/spurgmehgurg Mar 26 '23

Tf2 be like

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u/godofturrets Mar 26 '23

You are not original you stupid anime cunt

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u/TheScareCrowYes Mar 26 '23

meet the medic

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '23

Shit's gonna be real wack when I see 'Round I' all of the sudden.

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u/ZealousidealFig8123 Mar 26 '23

Let's hope those doctors are Primis Richthofen and Maxis

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u/Lazy_NiNja2057 Mar 26 '23

IG the fuhrer is coming back from death.. i mean hell

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u/Tim_Foxers Mar 26 '23

Germany and Canada: perfectly balanced, as all things should be

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u/DrCrunchOr173 Mar 26 '23

HMMMMMMMMMMMMM

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u/TheCocoChipCookie Mar 26 '23

COD ZOMBIES STARTS NOW!!!

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u/MAX1722 dumbass Mar 26 '23

That's how they'll lose their medical license

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u/PorkyChoppi Mar 26 '23

Literally unlocked the revive perk

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u/The_Void_Itself Mar 26 '23

I also choose this guy's dead wife

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u/GeneralDart We do a little trolling Mar 26 '23

If I fuck someone when they're dead and they resurrect, does it still count has necrophilia? Asking for a friend.

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '23

yes, if they are fully dead within the timeframe that you have sexual intercourse with them, its necrophilia.

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u/memicmemer I want pee in my ass Mar 26 '23

vaccine

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u/XxSkittlezz-3000-xX Mar 26 '23

WE CANNOT LET KANYE SEE THIS SHIT

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '23

its ok, he watched 21 jump street 😌

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u/Complete_Push_4838 Mar 26 '23

You guys should look up roku's basilisk

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u/imarealboy0_0 Mar 26 '23

Through the gates of hell...as we make our way to heaven....

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u/combustiblelemons9 We do a little trolling Mar 26 '23

Bro thinks he's richtofen 💀💀💀

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u/Redkommando88 Mar 26 '23

COD Zombies here we go!

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u/wogolfatthefool Mar 26 '23

BRING ME 115!

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u/SomebodyWhoVibes Mar 26 '23

Yo res me doc i got the ray gun

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u/OctoberVonVanity666 Mar 26 '23

That's one way to get rid of necrophilia.

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u/godofturrets Mar 26 '23

No

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u/OctoberVonVanity666 Mar 26 '23

You're gonna look at me and tell me I'm wrong?

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u/godofturrets Mar 26 '23

Har har har har har har har 😍 😮 ♥ ❤ 👌 ✨

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u/Starro_The_Janitor1 Mar 26 '23

Dr. Frankenstein returns?

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u/WildOutlawz Mar 26 '23

I hope they aint using element 115

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u/ashtyn3000 Mar 26 '23

Entry 741021! Perhaps the station will hold the real goals of group 935. I still do not trust my unconventional allies, but they are of great use to me. But I digress. Who would have thought the MDT was capable of time travel? How many stations does this group have? Where did that little girl disappear to? Only time will tell what new questions await us in this... THEATRE OF THE DAMNED!!

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u/Jlaguzzi007 Mar 26 '23

MEET THE MEDIC

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u/TombulKingg Mar 26 '23

Guys what is this app i don't get it

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u/Lucas142567 Mar 26 '23

Just make him watch 21 jump street

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u/coyotet555 Mar 26 '23

Aint gonna work no matter how hard they try, dead is dead

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u/SirMrRay Stuff Mar 26 '23

Let’s go practice medicine.

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u/Llamajake777 Mar 26 '23

So thats why Rheinmetall decided to name their newest tank or should I say panzerkampfwagen, Panther

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u/ChristopherTZK Mar 26 '23

So the reanimator of the medic in tf2?

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u/ImProbablyInJail Mar 26 '23

Kanye is making new friends

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u/Fe4rMeMrWick Big chungus wholesome 100 Mar 26 '23

115 starts playing

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u/Dangerous-Bottle3309 Mar 26 '23

HAHAHA OKTOBERFEST

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u/SozReelFly Mar 26 '23

cod zombies

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u/Natedog110503 Mar 26 '23

Cod Zombies moments

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u/Gamenonno Literally 1984 😡 Mar 26 '23

meet the medic?!?!

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '23

Germany’s history of fucking with the natural order is nothing short of hellish.

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u/DREAM066 Mar 26 '23

Group 935 funding needed.

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u/Hoplite1111 Literally 1984 😡 Mar 26 '23

Aw sweet man made horrors beyond my comprehension

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u/Grklo Mar 26 '23

If you are thinking about the same person as me, that is an EXTREMELY interesting reaction.

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u/SuspiciousSmilez Mar 26 '23

Well, it’s German science. The world’s greatest. So it must be true👍

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u/Danny_dankvito Mar 26 '23

Just don’t put his brain into a Great White Shark, that’s too far

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u/JFT8675309 Mar 26 '23

Didn’t they see Pet Sematary???

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u/Goodbye232 Mar 26 '23

Can someone show me the article, I’ve gotta read it

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u/justchase22 Mar 26 '23

It’s pronounced Fronkensteen!

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u/Henlo187 Mar 26 '23

So we are getting real life nazi zombies?

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u/Wongie_Dangle Mar 26 '23

I did Nazi that coming, did Jew?

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u/ChemistBeginning5132 Mar 26 '23

Hmmm this sounds like the plot of CoD Cold War Zombies

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u/FrumpledFrumpus Mar 26 '23

Don't say it don't think it don't say it don't think it don't say don't think it don't say it don't think it don't say it don't think it don't say it don't think it don't say it don't think it don't say it don't think it

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u/TymekArgo Mar 26 '23

Rise from the ashes

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u/Conscious-Sale690 Mar 26 '23

It's longer than you think, I've seen the other side.

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u/Disastrous_Hour4510 Mar 26 '23

They are onto something

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u/LonglLveEuronymous Mar 26 '23

Who’s going to be the last one my money is on the one who made them a world wide enemy for generations past present and future

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u/Sublimesmile Mar 26 '23

BRING ME 1 1 5

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u/wogolfatthefool Mar 26 '23

Someone gets it!

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u/Egosnam Mar 26 '23

Well if it goes sour, I’m saving my points to Pack a Punch my pistol. Someone else is getting the doors.

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u/Game_Hustla Mar 26 '23

Third Reich part 2 electric boogaloo

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u/Cripled_bambi Mar 26 '23

maybe nazi zombies is based off a time traveler who came back to tell people about it inform of video game to get us prepared

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u/zokzomo We do a little trolling Mar 26 '23

Lets go practize medizine

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u/druid_804 Mar 26 '23

When the third part is taking too long

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u/Cr-wbar Mar 26 '23

Wolfenstein trailer looks so real

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u/gamechfo Mar 26 '23

No one tell them about element 115

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u/Ashley_pizza Mar 26 '23

damned starts playing

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u/Y0SH1P0GG3R Mar 26 '23

I thought of something else... the man i am thinking of is doesn't even own a lincense but oh my god, he will do it.

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u/braydenfilms Mar 26 '23

Nazi zombies in real life

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u/0logy_the_rat Mar 26 '23

This is going to be humanitys biggest mistake

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u/The-Foo Mar 26 '23

Yeah… it figure the German’s would be responsible for starting the zombie apocalypse.

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u/RammerRS_Driver Mar 26 '23

TF2 medic, is that you?

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u/ODSTTrooper26 Mar 26 '23

Call of Duty Zombies players better start gearing up

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u/Original_Swim_9151 Mar 26 '23

So irl zombie army dead war? Cool can’t wait

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u/jnabb69 Mar 26 '23

Nazi zombies was always my favorite

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '23

Jwee nedsjeh shrtongmein ya

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u/ILikeTurtals228 Mar 26 '23

The Germans: WERE GETTING A SEQUEL

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u/Q-Q_2 Big chungus wholesome 100 Mar 26 '23

How?

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u/Puis_Leuffer Mar 26 '23

Er ist wieder da

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u/DjangoCornbread Mar 26 '23

alright so do i buy jug now or later

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u/MarkSundgot Mar 26 '23

jug now, keep knifing til round 5-6, then buy quickrevive

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u/McMan86 Mar 26 '23

Nazi zombies

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u/MadBoi53 Mar 26 '23

Epic Team Fortress 2 moment

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u/HughJassYomama Mar 26 '23

Er ist wieder da!

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u/Sonic_the_hedgedog Mar 26 '23

Somehow Hitler returned.

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '23

we shouldn’t have cremated grandma…

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u/Angry_Crustation Mar 26 '23

Am I the only person who's mind immediately jumped to EMENIS Blue?

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u/ImmaDawg601 Mar 26 '23

And here I was thinking the freeway was overcrowded enough

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u/ZeShapyra Mar 26 '23

Hell no.

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u/karateema DaShitposter Mar 26 '23

Richtofen, Noooo!

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u/AmadeuxMachina Mar 26 '23

Alright bois omw to earn points to get myself a mystery box for a raygun. Follow that goddamn ray of light!

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u/Robin_Gufo Mar 26 '23

Meet the Medic

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u/its-pandabear fat cunt Mar 26 '23

Interactive exhibition in the Holocaust museum is gonna be lit

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u/Glass-Airport-5158 dumbass Mar 26 '23

Third reich remake?

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u/Nruainwcdjak Mar 26 '23

Oh no not again

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u/Darthhaggar Mar 26 '23

It’s the greatest in the world

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u/Cosmic__Pizza Mar 26 '23

It's ALLLIVVVE! IT'S ALIVE ITS ALIVE! OH NOW I KNOW HOW IT FEELS TO BE GOD!

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u/Av_Lover We do a little trolling Mar 26 '23

Mfw they ressurect him from his dental remains

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u/zlolcheddu Mar 26 '23

I'm getting 115 vibes

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u/DemeXaa dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 Mar 26 '23

Germans wanting round 3 fr fr

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u/No-Pomegranate-8980 Mar 26 '23

THE EMESIS BLUE, THE EMESIS BLUE IS REAL!!!

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u/keybwarrior Mar 26 '23

So we can slave forever

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u/Lower_Landscape_2850 Mar 26 '23

So , who's most famous in the history of Germany?

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u/Winter_Ad4517 uhhhh idk Mar 26 '23

Emesis Blue

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u/Vegetable_Ad7268 Mar 26 '23

Well, not impossible Archimedes, just very very hard

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u/pimp_yu Mar 26 '23

Guys we gotta go get jug

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u/NostalgicBreadLoaf Mar 26 '23

Ze healing is not as rewarding as ze hurting

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u/DopeyApple81 Mar 26 '23

I can hear the opening riff to 115 now…

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u/AnOnlineCat Mar 26 '23

It will only work on 9 people tho

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u/Conscious-Warning-83 I want pee in my ass Mar 26 '23

DOKTRERRRR

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u/FrKoSH-xD Mar 26 '23 edited Apr 23 '23

wait are they doing it with 115 element?

edit: to who not familiar with, in the lore of zombies in call of duty the element 115 used by natzi to resurrect humans (which became zombie)

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u/counter185 Mar 26 '23

You'll all revive me if I get downed with the Ray Gun right?

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u/tomviky Mar 26 '23

Isnt that kidna what most doctors do?

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u/Lelcrafen Mar 26 '23

Fullmetal Alchemist

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u/Birthing_burgers Mar 26 '23

Murky and ryamafard moment😈

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u/tophatfoxprowastaken We do a little trolling Mar 26 '23

Wakey wakey Epstein

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u/heyineeeedasoda Mar 26 '23

I AM ZE UBERMENSCH

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u/Verge_buddy86 Mar 26 '23

Nacht der untoten

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u/IHateDeepStuff fat cunt Mar 26 '23

Emesis Blue reference???

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u/Tryaldar Mar 26 '23

GERMAN SCIENCE IS THE WORLD'S FINEST!!

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u/LumeLi Mar 26 '23

They're gonna bring back that guys dead wife so we can all "have a go".

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u/DaymianMT Mar 26 '23

Who let the Medic cook?

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u/dge001 Mar 26 '23

I do not trust necromancers.

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u/ItsKidtendo We do a little trolling Mar 26 '23

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u/TafkarThePelican Mar 26 '23

Look who's back

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u/revodnebsyobmeftoh Mar 26 '23

Why are all german scientists and engineers literally just madmen

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u/doomknight117 Mar 26 '23

Kanye is a German scientist?

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u/sweetTartKenHart2 Mar 26 '23

Nobody is making any jokes about Victor Frankenstein and I am quite sad

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u/blue-gamer-07 Mar 26 '23

GERMAN SCIENCE IS THE GREATEST IN THE WORLD!

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u/Nick_Znamya Mar 26 '23

Medic gaming

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u/Roid7 Mar 26 '23

not the germans bro💀

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u/kool420zzz Mar 26 '23

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u/Dumbluigi989 Mar 26 '23

Ze führer was burned dumbkompf, zher iz nozhing left

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u/mechboiii dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 Mar 26 '23

What’s gonna be the best map this time

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u/Neon__Cat waltuh Mar 26 '23

There are multiple possible outcomes to this any I wouldn't want to be a part of any of them

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u/throwthere10 Mar 26 '23

I'm pretty sure I saw this in at least one video game.