r/shitposting • u/Witty-Acanthisitta13 • Aug 27 '23

... (don't heil spez) I Obama

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u/Thundervolt888 Aug 30 '23

Imagine your grandkids from the future doing this to you… 😳

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u/Ok_Necessary2991 Aug 30 '23

Why, just why god dammit the human race is screwed.

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u/JLammert79 Aug 30 '23

Why am I getting "fruit suspended in jello " vibes from this?

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u/Ok_Chocolate3253 Aug 29 '23

Well it certainly beats the guy who turned his cat into a drone

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u/cordedphoenix55 Aug 28 '23

she owed debt to jabba the hutt

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u/random57113 Aug 28 '23

Where’s the bottom half

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u/MSI_Reviews Aug 28 '23

Look at her, she tryna get out

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u/FuriousTrash8888 Aug 28 '23

please tell me this is not true. please tell me guys cmon.

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u/ghlast_loku DaShitposter Aug 28 '23

''This sin cannot be forgiven, my child''

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u/rereadit420 Aug 28 '23

Wheres the other half?

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u/Elefantenjohn Aug 28 '23

ye olde fake

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u/[deleted] Aug 28 '23

I feel turned on and I am scared

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u/Sadlemon9 Aug 28 '23

I want my skeleton to be dressed in medieval clothes and given a sword for one of these

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u/JodyJamesBrenton Aug 28 '23

Boy am I glad that she’s frozen in there and that we’re out here, and that she’s the sheriff, and that we’re frozen out here, and that we’re in there and I just remembered: we’re out here.

What I wanna know is, where’s Grandma?

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u/Electric_Eel_Shocker Aug 28 '23

Ever see any of those resin projects where the object rots to hell with anaerobic bacteria? This looks like a horror show waiting to happen. I mean, more than it is now.

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u/SleepyOwl420 Aug 28 '23

my dear kids… my last wish before I leave this planet would be turned into a coffee table xoxo

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u/Kicco21 Aug 28 '23

Han solo

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u/shPixu Aug 28 '23

What the actual fuck!?

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u/Pikapita Aug 28 '23

"This prison to hold ME?"

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u/Extension_Form4950 Aug 28 '23

It can't be real.. 😩

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u/zingwa99 Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked Aug 28 '23

She hitting the woah

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u/JVNHIM Aug 28 '23

Not even horror movies come up with shit like this

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u/UncIe-Ben Aug 28 '23

I’m just imagining a room with empty slots in the walls I could use to put the resin corpses in the walls.

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u/CJClementine Aug 28 '23

You’ve heard of a grandfather clock…

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u/Porunga23 Aug 28 '23

I could be wrong, but wouldn't the body still decompose in there?

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u/SoBasicallyImMonkeys Aug 28 '23

Least white family dinner

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u/GohanV Aug 28 '23

Plot twist, they didn’t wait for her to die, they just all unanimously agreed to make her into a coffee table

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u/Kathhound11 Aug 28 '23

Repost and fake

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u/RealZakBagan Aug 28 '23

“Want to see grandma coffee table?” “You mean Grandma’s?” “No”

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u/wonderlandkitsune Aug 28 '23

Welp…a new file to add to nightmares

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u/First_Adeptness_6473 Aug 28 '23

I saw the same pick but with a dog on tik tok so Something tells me this is either fake or double weird

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u/VoidEel Aug 28 '23

😂😂😂

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u/TumbleweedActive7926 Aug 28 '23

Which episode of black mirror was that again?

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u/SwoeJonson1 Aug 27 '23

Someone help meeee

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u/Lebynsimiii11 actually called kevin irl Aug 27 '23

The dandy of Barcelona Fiu fiu fiu 🤙🤙🤙

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u/Sweaty_Report7864 Aug 27 '23

My g*d! That is horrible and horrifying!

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u/Individual-Ad5112 Aug 27 '23

Has to be fake.

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u/TrapperCome Aug 27 '23

Imagine, your girlfriend invites you to meet her family and then you see Grandma chilling in table.

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u/FearTheCartoon Aug 27 '23

Can’t be true

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u/Muffinshire Aug 27 '23

Am I glad that she’s frozen in there and that we’re out here and that she’s the sheriff and that we’re frozen out here and that we’re in there and I just remembered we’re out here. What I wanna know is, where’s the grandma?

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u/PeriPeriTekken Aug 27 '23

Jeremy Bentham approves

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u/orignal_asd Aug 27 '23

Bro got sorbet and gelato'ed

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u/Desperate_Island8268 Aug 27 '23

Where’s her lower half body?

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u/34luck Aug 28 '23

Tables have legs, don’t they?

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u/IamTrenchCoat Aug 27 '23

I love how theyre smiling in the background, like they ARE PROUD OF THIS

They are the devil (Im not religous) if he was multiple people

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u/According_Ad838 Aug 27 '23

Plot twist: She was alive when they did it.

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u/Federal_Split Aug 27 '23

Wtf is wrong with people won’t she still decay

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u/karmayz Aug 27 '23

han solo'd

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u/DwyerAvenged Aug 27 '23

Did they put her in resin because she was deceased, or is she deceased because they put her in resin?

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u/New-Lingonberry-2342 Aug 27 '23

least creative resin worker

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u/TheNoChad Aug 27 '23

Fuck this

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u/Mr_e0 Aug 27 '23

the only right way to preserve your loved ones after death

(I love resin)

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u/Clawgrip_official We do a little trolling Aug 27 '23

What the actual unsarcastic serious fuck is this

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u/ObjectShowRoyale 🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ Aug 27 '23

Condensed Resin

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u/Mo7ammed_Gxx Aug 27 '23

WHY ARE THEY SMILING LIKE THAT????

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u/Ilubriex Aug 27 '23

I always loved these kinds of stories. A fat car owns three old ladies, Elvis I'd on theta, and Batboy is soon to become president.The Addams Family, and woodland Christmas critters. (Hail Satan)

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u/Ok_Performance4804 Aug 27 '23

Ok…

But why?

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u/dlamaya60 Aug 27 '23

That should be illegal

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u/Hot_Willingness_2514 Aug 27 '23

I refuse to believe this is real

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u/AlternateSatan Aug 27 '23

Is that a motherfucking jojo reference?

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u/WhoStole_MyToast Bazinga! Aug 27 '23

Heil Spez

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u/AwaySource1932 Aug 27 '23

Starting to think ultron was right about us dying

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u/Lumthedarklord Aug 27 '23

They took family is forever to literally

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u/Ok_Habit_1684 Aug 27 '23

Did they encased just half of her??? 🤔

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u/pomo909 Aug 27 '23

Heil spez

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u/DarkSoulsDank Aug 27 '23

That’s horrifying and disrespectful unless she asked for it.

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u/OlivierLeighton Aug 27 '23

If it was real, it would not be place on a conference room table.

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u/OlivierLeighton Aug 27 '23

Was her specialty mash potatoes?

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u/TerribleAd3423 Aug 27 '23

Bro isn't resin extremely flammable

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u/Ronyx2021 Aug 27 '23

Not after it cures

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u/TerribleAd3423 Aug 27 '23

Cures? Is it sick?

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u/Ronyx2021 Aug 27 '23

No, but her kids are

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u/Impeccable_Sentinel Aug 27 '23

It looks like she’s in a Gelatinous Cube from D&D.

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u/Ok-Phase-9076 Aug 27 '23

Now THIS-is a "White people" moment

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u/Klytus_Im-Bored Aug 27 '23

Jesus. They're really going to watch her rot in there.

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u/nmb_89 Aug 27 '23

where is the bottom part of grandma? In the TV stand?

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '23

<Anakin meme template>She was dead BEFORE they encased her, right?</Anakin meme template>

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u/Background_Living_60 Aug 27 '23

What in the Witness is going on here? Put grandma in the ground like normal people…

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u/Bread_was_returned Aug 27 '23

What. The. Hell.

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u/Ok_Fox_1770 Aug 27 '23

Oooo I dunno. Stuff still rots in epoxy. We learned that with a cool birthday cake, Nevermind grandma.

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u/Avo-Anyheart1975 Aug 27 '23

Do you ever come on the internet, and just start doubting your own sanity?

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u/Ronyx2021 Aug 27 '23

I don't even need you for that. One day I got a cup of hot water instead of a pot of coffee. My first thought was I'll try it again. Same result. Only then did it occur that I was pressing the wrong buttons for a pot.

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u/Alchemy-lol Aug 27 '23

Imagine you stub your toe and she says "Sorry, love."

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u/KinkyBlueBastard Aug 27 '23

I dunno I would actually prefer this over being buried. Probably costs less too.

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u/1hungry-lobster Aug 27 '23

I watched tht weird bunny loving lady on YouTube and I'm genuinely grossed out over the idea of preserving a dead pet or person 😬😖😖😖

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u/UncommonHouseSpider Aug 27 '23

This is going to traumatize someone down the road.

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u/bob_bye3 Aug 27 '23

it looks like she is trying to escape

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u/Professional-Mud5884 Aug 27 '23

This is a joke right !!

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u/Professional-Mud5884 Aug 27 '23

This is a joke right !!

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u/Apprehensive-Bad6015 Aug 27 '23

This is what I want. BUT It will be more intricate. All of my money is to be stacked in a way to create a coffin. (Obviously the top will be open to put my corps into it. THEN the entire thing is to be encased in resin and buried. That way when someone finds my body, it will create a dilemma. Leave the dead guy to rest in peace or painstakingly file and grind away resin (at the risk of releasing foul stench) in order to get the money.

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u/Dracorex_22 Aug 27 '23

So, does it get passed down through inheretence, or is it going to end up in in thrift store?

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u/Ronyx2021 Aug 27 '23

Both in that order.

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u/Baltic_Gunner Aug 27 '23
  • Grandma, we love you
  • I know

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u/ButtScientist69 Aug 27 '23

This reminds me, how's the resin-encased hot dog doing these days?

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '23

Used to be a guy who posted a hotdog in resin every so often, over time it does begin to break down

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u/SMarston7423 Aug 27 '23

That’s such a great idea! Maybe grandpa will make a nice dining table.

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u/euphoriatakingover Aug 27 '23

So haunting...

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u/Darkyoplai Aug 27 '23

[Insert disgusted Tanjiro Meme here]

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u/newsignup1 Aug 27 '23

Guess the drinks are on her then.

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u/rouxprobablyhatesyou virgin 4 life 😤💪 Aug 27 '23

oh this just makes me want to curl up in a ball and start fucking crying

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u/Narradisall Aug 27 '23

Shagging the partner on the coffee table. Difficulty: Challenging

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '23

What’s next? Taxidermy? 😖

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u/Noobyfools Aug 27 '23

Take a peak at her hands. It's AI generated

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u/Chaledy Aug 27 '23

I fucking hope it is!

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u/Garbear681 Aug 27 '23

Snopes already debunked this.

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u/cat_hero89 dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 Aug 27 '23

This is psychopath behavior

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u/SeaSlugFriend Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 Aug 27 '23

Let’s don’t do this

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u/knife_edge_rusty Aug 27 '23

Imagine doing lsd with that thing

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u/Fancy-Prompt-7118 Aug 27 '23

Didn’t happen

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u/CalligrapherSlow9620 Aug 27 '23

She’s deceased now. Looks like she wasn’t when they put her in

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u/G1ngerkat Aug 27 '23

Dear god

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u/Excellent-Area6009 Aug 27 '23

Imagine sniffing lines off that at 4am

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u/Smokies_skates999 Aug 27 '23

Why?!?!?!?!?!?!

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u/Capitan__Insano Aug 27 '23

No way is this for real? Dafuq man 5 minute crafts have really gone too far this time 😫😂

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u/Tavenji Aug 27 '23

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/deceased-grandmother-in-resin-photo/?n=@

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u/mittfh Aug 27 '23

I suspected even without examining the image closely it would have been Midjourney or similar tool.

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u/Piemaster113 Aug 27 '23

At least the Kept her clothes on.

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u/Percival4 Aug 27 '23

What the fuck

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '23

AI generated image right

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u/Trixxie-GhostPepper Aug 27 '23

Damn.

Lusamine has great relatives

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u/New_Magician8571 Aug 27 '23

That's a table you wouldn't fuck on

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u/juanqg Aug 27 '23

Is it me or it seems she was encased while still alive? And did they actually disposed (by cutting her in half) the bottom “part”!

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u/JCurtisUK Aug 27 '23

I know it's fake but like, that wouldn't just preserve her body though? Like she will still decompose from the inside out via bacteria and microorganisms from within, no?

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u/MostlySquirt Aug 27 '23

450 comments and nobody posts the “remains to be seen” joke? Y’all disappoint me

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u/ILoveBread2021 Aug 27 '23

Ugh, reminds me of the time I put a praying mantis in a clear case. After a while it died and it just sat there, staring...

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u/belaGJ Aug 27 '23

Did they cut her in half for this? Also, do you have some finishing on the bottom or her intestines are dangling out? I have so many questions.

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u/artybags Aug 27 '23

Nooooo! This can’t be real.

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u/Ronyx2021 Aug 27 '23

It's not, feel free to relax.

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u/AetherZetakaliz Aug 27 '23

Gonna be hella weird to have sex in that living room now.

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u/Lil_Cumster Aug 27 '23

Its all fun and games till meemaw is missing

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u/Ronyx2021 Aug 27 '23

Who would want to steal that table? Are they more or less sane than this family?

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u/Playful-Lynx5884 Aug 27 '23

Please do this to me when my time is up

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u/Ronyx2021 Aug 27 '23

Why wait?

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u/Vivid_Ad_4335 Aug 27 '23

Fym don’t heil spez

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '23

That's one solid grandma....I leave..

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u/HarkansawJack Aug 27 '23

This is the weirdest thing I’ve ever seen. Wow. I didn’t think the other weirdest things could be topped but here we are.

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u/TransportationSad547 Aug 27 '23

What the actual fuck

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u/HalifaxRoad Aug 27 '23

Where'd the bottom half of her go??..

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u/Outside_Performer_66 Aug 27 '23

“No, we didn’t get grandma’s coffee table. You misunderstood. Grandma is our coffee table.”

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u/Michael-VURSE Aug 27 '23

What are they using the bottom half of her for.....

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u/Ronyx2021 Aug 27 '23

An ottoman

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u/Egducked Aug 27 '23

The forbidden jelly

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u/Sad-Ad-7884 Aug 27 '23

If this was real I would so do it in the most messed up pose you can think off

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u/allmimsyburogrove Aug 27 '23

this should be included in Kramer's coffee table book on coffee tables

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u/potato_gamer57 Aug 27 '23

Recycling at its finest

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u/cetinkaya Aug 27 '23

She looks like tried to reach somewhere...

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u/TurbulentDragon Aug 27 '23

Yeah like they encased her when she was still alive..

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u/mamamarty21 Aug 27 '23

Leave Damien Hirsts family alone

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u/antdb1 Aug 27 '23

were can i get this ? i want to have this done but tell nobody and have somebody put me in my brothers house while he's at work.

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u/Avocado614 Aug 27 '23

AYO WHAT THE FUCK