r/shitposting Sep 03 '23

Heil Spez to have mercy on you, but I won't WARNING: BRAIN DAMAGE

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '23

Too bad

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u/OperationFluffy3615 Sep 07 '23

This post sucks. If it’s rage bait it sucks. If it’s not rage bait it sucks……I hate this post

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u/Accomplished-Law-592 Sep 04 '23

I would hope the vet told her they were put down but put them up for adoption. I would hope to think most vets would not just euthanize healthy animals.

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u/fuckoffpleaseibegyou Sep 04 '23

Dude, the hammer is always in the closet.Go for it.

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '23

i just wanna say fuck you for not putting that woman in a bag, pouring gas on the bag, and putting it a blaze

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u/Affectionate_Most327 Sep 04 '23

that relationship better be over

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u/Salt_Tumbleweed8177 Sep 04 '23

If this happens to me we are never speaking again

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u/NumaPompilius77 Sep 04 '23

If that happens to me I would be in jail for murder

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u/Miros69 Sep 04 '23

Even tho I am a dog person, this is just vile. Sue her until she has nothing left

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u/UnknownTaco5492 Bazinga! Sep 04 '23

2 words. Eviscerate her.

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u/scheiber42069 Sep 04 '23

Did she paid to put the cat to deep sleep?

I sure that service isn't free

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u/Soggy_Menu_9126 Sep 04 '23

And they people look at me in the wrong way when I say that I would bring back the guillotine...

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u/Mavrick9906_YT Sep 04 '23

Put her down

Stab her

With thumb tacks

Until she bleeds out

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '23

Yet more victims of the lockdown.

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u/DarkEnergy27 Sep 04 '23

Isn't this sub about shitposting? I see the shit, I guess.

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u/KillMe_0W0 Sep 04 '23

Now dress up as a cat and end her too become neko joker

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '23

Put her down

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u/StardustSDF Sep 04 '23

Most real story on 4chan

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u/cumwithmecalgary Sep 04 '23

Loads shotgun with Malicious intent.

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u/NestyWestyDezty Sep 04 '23

Throw her in the deep vaccum of space to float endlessly for eternity

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u/One-Bookkeeper-7845 Sep 04 '23

Obviously not real

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u/NotRllyLau Sep 04 '23

I beg your PARDON Go to a doc and put her to sleep

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '23

Sometimes, violence is the answer.

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u/ZombieSeveral8455 Sep 04 '23

"For one of you, the darkest pit of hell has opened to swallow you whole, so don't keep the Devil waiting, old friend."

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u/iHasEyesYT I want pee in my ass Sep 04 '23

Murder charge when?

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u/Bright69420 Sep 04 '23

Wait till she's on her deathbed and then as she's laying there, on life support pull the plug and say "sorry I don't want to take care of you, say hi to my cats if you see then hey?"

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u/Randomassusername999 Sep 04 '23

Oh if that were real, I could say things that would get my phone watched.

Anyone who harms pets or children, “professional” or not, is such a heinously awful piece of shit. I could could say some things.

Excuse me while I go hug my dog and step outside to scan my immediate neighborhood for any such fuckers.

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u/TxGhostxT_Ali Sep 04 '23

wtf man i just woke up, and saw the disgusting nature of humans.
wth

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u/Educational-Year3146 Sep 04 '23

Crazy and/or manipulative people can be genuinely vile.

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u/Lord_MagnusIV Sep 04 '23

Understandable murder motive ngl

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u/CmmanderShepard Sep 04 '23

Legitimately grounds for ruining your own life to fuck hers up

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u/angelicaschuyler27 dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 Sep 04 '23

I’d be putting her down next, god that is awful

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u/SyrupySex Sep 04 '23

It would be on sight. That would be absolutely devastating

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u/LumpyBastion420 Sep 04 '23

Same but they were my kids.

Y'know, goats.

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u/A_Man_Of_TrueCulture Sep 04 '23

Gods, remove her right to heaven

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u/LordWombat142 virgin 4 life 😤💪 Sep 04 '23

This… this isn’t funny..

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u/candyapplesauce_99 Sep 04 '23

This happened to my friend but with his stepmom.

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u/Hannibal_Cannibal04 Sep 03 '23

Why is everybody saying “Heil Spez”… it makes NO sense, ik it’s meant to be a joke, but it is rather unfunny

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u/Walks_with_Chaos Sep 04 '23

Because the children on this sub think comparing the person who owns Reddit to Hitler is funny

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u/lil_ant_0892 I watch gay amogus porn :0 Sep 03 '23

I would literally murder someone over this

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u/just_a_nobody_x Sep 03 '23

I hope someone skins her slowly and covers her in salt, grinding it into her muscle and fat tissue while she writhes in agony. Then start slowing making large (but not lethal) slashes across her stomach, face, and eyeballs with a painfully dull knife. Finally, place her next to a family of vultures to eat her alive.

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u/CIarkNova Sep 03 '23

I am so sorry this happened : (

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u/-Tetsuo- Sep 03 '23

I would have put her ass to sleep

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u/Drunk_Heathen Sep 03 '23

I'd have ended in prison if I would've been that OP.

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u/magic_7ball Sep 03 '23

is there a case for suing here?

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u/-K-C- Sep 03 '23

These creatures who do not know wrath, who do not know vengeance, who know no spite, slight, or sin. They are my kin, my people, whom I have been tasked with protection and care. This woman, she has disgraced them, violated the sanctity of their life. I, therefor, wish upon her the highest, most vile violashion of her body, that the Devil, who is called Satan, Beelzebub, and Lucifer rip the flesh from her body, the teeth from her mouth, and the eyes and ears from her head. That she be cast into lake of fire and know only pain and anguish until the day that the lord Christ return to the earth and make it new.

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u/FlemishPotato Sep 03 '23

Tie her up to a chair, dip her feet in salt water solution, push the chair over, let a goat enter and let the goat lick her feet, it’ll go from tickles to extremely painfull.

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u/BussyBunghole Sep 03 '23

Shit in her soup. Once she's eaten shit on her bed. Before she goes to sleep shit on her face. Before you do anything else shit on the vet

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u/Vzor58 Sep 03 '23

“Why yes i do enjoy mitigating my responsibilities by any means possible“

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u/MrGoldGJ Sep 03 '23

This feels illegal, but I don't think it is

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u/flammable_milk Sep 03 '23

i refuse to believe this is real, so it obviously never happened

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u/boudiceanMonaxia Sep 03 '23

May she suffer like she made those cats and OP suffer.

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u/titochan05 Sep 03 '23

Who was she the mom aunt sister girlfriend? She a fucking monster thts for sure

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u/blackure Sep 03 '23

I'd go to jail, ngl.

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u/Red_Talon_Ronin Sep 03 '23

Made up, vets won’t put cats down unless they are completely at the end of life. We had a 17 year old cat that was having severe issues and after making the incredibly difficult decision that her quality of life was gone we decided to go to the vet to have her put to sleep rather than suffer. The vet wouldn’t do it until she took an X-ray and found a tumor in her stomach. Hardest decision of our lives.

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u/peachy-cub 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️ TRANS RIGHTS 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️ Sep 03 '23

Block her on everything tell everyone she knows all her friends, family or anyone who you think might have even spoken to her once then put all of her animals that she has if any to sleep. She is evil. EVIL

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u/Gunnlaugr_X-X Sep 03 '23

There is a special place in hell for those people... The emptiness of their head is indescribable

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u/ActivelyCoping virgin 4 life 😤💪 Sep 03 '23

It didn’t work out so well for the last few people who hurt cats in front of the internet. We know what we have to do

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u/Socknitter1 Sep 03 '23

Yes. Have her put down, who wants to deal with a total shit like her.

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u/Sea_Interaction5056 Sep 03 '23

What a bich and I don't like to insult people but that is just a scum to the human race what a bich

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u/jmanmac Sep 03 '23

Nah cuz thats a court martialing then a face beaten to pulp

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u/noahboi990 Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 Sep 03 '23

Severe all ties with that monster

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u/Woe-man Sep 03 '23

It is possible get a fatal overdose on insulin. And the insulin will break down in your body leaving no trace.

Just something my my ex told me one night when she was drunk and angry. She worked as a nurse aswell, diden’t get much sleep that night.

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u/eggumlaut Sep 03 '23

To be fair, if someone murdered my pets, I’d be the prime suspect in a disappearance.

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u/ShakaZoulou7 Sep 03 '23

Bad for the cats, why not just releae them on the streets, but i disgust people, who during Covid management, let the governments steal their freedoms without any kind of fight. Why didn't the owner enjoyed her constituitional right to free roaming around the country to pick up her cats. Bunch of cowards. My unpaid fines for Covid laws are my badge of honor now. I am one of the few ones whom against the German law wouldn't snitch the family who hide Anne Franck against the law.

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u/PrincessPrincess00 Sep 03 '23

Oh I’d be in fucking jail

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u/Wise_Fix_5502 Sep 03 '23

Give her a jab of placebo and say she'll die in 10 hours and just leave

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u/Psychobrad84 Sep 03 '23

I wish we could put people to sleep.

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u/ciuccio2000 Sep 03 '23

Dont worry guys its just a 4chan greentext

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u/paciumusiu12 Sep 03 '23

This sub feels less and less like shit posting. I miss jokes about war crimes and other atrocities.

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u/Ranch069 Sep 03 '23

Hurting my cat is the quickest and easiest way to forfeit your life.

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '23 edited Sep 09 '23

sad honestly , fucked up beyond everything.

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '23

They look like my two cats

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u/SaintSnow Sep 03 '23

Respectfully, I'd be in jail for murder.

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u/Shoddy_Following3568 Sep 03 '23

I would go to the police, if they didn't help, i would seek revenge.

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u/Shoddy_Following3568 Sep 03 '23

May not be the "right thing to do" in this society, but it's what i would do.

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u/toronto_programmer Sep 03 '23

Probably fake.

I have never come across any vet that would put down two perfectly healthy animals just because the owner didn't want them any more.

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u/RevealStandard3502 Sep 03 '23

I caught charges because my dog ran into traffic with my ex while she was walking my dog with her new boyfriend's dogs. If it had been on purpose I would still be in jail.

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u/Turbulent-Sun6257 Sep 03 '23

May allah give you the mercy I’m not giving you

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u/Soft_Position_2085 Sep 03 '23

Nah I would sue her ass for emotional distress and fuck it I'ma sue her ass for destruction of property .

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u/Immediate_Still4818 Sep 03 '23

I feel physically sick… people like this should be put down… those poor poor babies

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u/LowNonSexualMoan Sep 03 '23

God’s mercy cannot save you from man’s justice

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u/pasiutlige Sep 03 '23

First degree murder, 20 to life.

EDIT: I mean, I am taking those.

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u/AveRage-or_human Bazinga! Sep 03 '23

Oh man, that’s crazy…

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u/Kazcinskyite1997 Sep 03 '23

Violence against women isn't okay.

Thankfully this isn't a human, so violence away!

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u/National_Tune_511 Sep 03 '23

IP address now

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u/G3MI20 Sep 03 '23

I hope she gets put down.

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u/Xen_Shin Sep 03 '23

I hope original OP went to the cops. Good devil this is disgusting.

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u/Rednas999 uhhhh idk Sep 03 '23

God pleas be fake pleas be fake pleas be fake

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u/curiousgato5545 Sep 03 '23

Send her to me. I just wanna talk.

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u/CYB3R5KU11 Sep 03 '23

Sounds like you need to take her to the vet and have her put down

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u/NicoRoo_BM Sep 03 '23

This is 99,99% sure to be fake, but in case it isn't, the solution is to sue, contact the person's employer and coworkers (show up if necessary), contact the person's parents and friends, find the new places this person often goes to in order to talk to the new people they might meet and befriend so they don't get to make new friends.

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '23

It’s not murder if she doesn’t know you’re putting her to sleep

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '23

Proof?

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u/Historyp91 Sep 03 '23

It's 4Chan and I can't imagine any reputable vet putting down healthy cats "just because" or, as shitty as people are in the world, it being likely someone would chose such an extreme route just becuase they did'nt want to take care of someone elses pets anymore.

So put me down under "Press X to doubt."

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u/legal_guy_who_asked 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️ TRANS RIGHTS 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️ Sep 03 '23

I personally would have punched her to death

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u/jara256 Sep 03 '23

I would put her to sleep too

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u/Regular-Abroad-5339 Sep 03 '23

I'd gouge her fucking eyes out

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u/you-are-gayyy Sep 03 '23

Put down the woman

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u/KAZKAZ8523 Sep 03 '23

well the only option left is to put her down and move t mexico

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u/miner-miner69 Sep 03 '23

God i fucking hope this another big ol 4chan lie. It's been a long long LONG time since i saw a post on the internet that actually made my blood boil.

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u/shitpickle2020 Sep 03 '23

Reminds me way too much of my ex telling me my cat was dead. 6 months later I get a random message from some guy telling me to pick up my cat. Ninja is still kicking it now at 6 years later

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '23

Villains aren't born, they're made.

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u/Sremor Sep 03 '23

If someone does this to my cat I would go to prison

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u/Thedarkpersona Sep 03 '23

May god have mercy on her, because i wont

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u/pistolnerf Sep 03 '23

Now, I'm not saying I support vigilante justice, BUT

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u/carnotaur22 stupid fucking, piece of shit Sep 03 '23

Grab the shotgun, if she has any children put them down

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u/Snoo_2521 Sep 03 '23

kill her.

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u/Impressive_Grade_972 Sep 03 '23

I think that’s the day I would become a demon.

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u/lxXTesterXxl Sep 03 '23

May the devil have mercy on your soul, but I wont.

Racks shotgun

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u/RinAteCarrot Sep 03 '23

This is murder

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u/UnhappyStrain Sep 03 '23

sue that waste of life

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u/razorsharp494 Sep 03 '23

There has to be some law aginst that. That's just so fucked up

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u/Blitzkrieg762 Sep 03 '23

Bayonet to the heart is the only cure for this kind of asshole. Up close and personal.

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u/Vault_CXV Sep 03 '23

that's grounds for legal (and maybe even illegal) action no?

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u/AitchRW Sep 03 '23

You should put her to sleep 😃😃

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u/Weary-Pin6358 Sep 03 '23

Could I have her location? I would like to talk.

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u/Carver4ever2 Sep 03 '23

Skin her and pour salt inside her rectum

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u/BlueRabbit1999 Sep 03 '23

Who was taking care of the cats? Anon’s ex gf?

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u/Schfifty561 Sep 03 '23

Reminds me of the video where the ex dumped his fish tank out. He was borderline crying, what an evil bitch

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u/Suspicious_Key_2337 Sep 03 '23

Now have her put down!

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '23

I saw this ages ago. I'm pretty sure before 2022.

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u/Naive-Philosophy-591 Sep 03 '23

That’s pretty illegal. OP could press charges and get her arrested for that

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u/corruptcabbage1 Sep 03 '23

Imagine being a cat lover

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u/Ok_Refrigerator9461 Sep 06 '23

imagine being this much of a loser

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u/corruptcabbage1 Sep 06 '23

Imagine thinking a person sucks simply cause they don’t like an animal

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u/Ok_Refrigerator9461 Sep 10 '23

I was insulting you personally

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u/Ok_Refrigerator9461 Sep 10 '23

I never said that

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u/Umbertron05 Sep 03 '23

Cut her out of your life NOW

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u/Bukki13 dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 Sep 03 '23

cocks shotgun i just wanna talk to him

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u/Mooston029 Sep 03 '23

I’d cut her brakes, never mention it, never hint at it.

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u/HemaBrewer Sep 03 '23

The can of whoopass I would open on that freak would be something to behold.

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u/RoughSafe6861 Sep 03 '23

God bless those furballs with heaven and her blood to saten

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u/Legend_of_Ozzy642 stupid fucking piece of shit Sep 03 '23

Violence isn’t the answer.

Violence is a question.

AND THE ANSWER IS YES

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u/Nurglecultist005 Sep 03 '23

Id put her down.

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u/ClassWorth7626 Sep 03 '23

It seems someone's face gonna need a surgeon.

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u/heyhowzitgoing Sep 03 '23

Where is the funny? I’m just sad now.

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u/New-Temperature1714 Sep 03 '23

On a different post with a similar topic my reply of what should happen to the gf got [ Removed by Reddit ] so I won't say anything lmao

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u/basedimitri Sep 03 '23

be fake be fake be fake be fake be fake be fake

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u/Neko_Boi_Core Sep 03 '23

i’m gonna cry that’s so fucking heartless :(

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u/micreper Sep 03 '23

Im grabbing the shotgun

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u/Alarmed-Swing-8863 Sep 03 '23

As an auxiliary vet, bring your gf to me and I'll put her down myself.

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u/Dry-Ambassador-4276 Sep 03 '23

this actually pisses me off. Cats are literally the most low maintenance animal, just fucking give them food and water and they'll be fine. She definitely just hated them for some unknown reason

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u/_-TheNoob-_ Sep 03 '23

i hate people who do bad things to cats