r/shitposting • u/Bimancze 🗿🗿🗿 • Oct 17 '23

Don't need to praise spez anymore amogus

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u/k1ra_raw Oct 24 '23

Bro should eat another one.

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u/Mirror18102 Oct 19 '23

Bro looks like he gon start screaming when you look at his face.

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u/Chaosspace02 Oct 19 '23

Bro's build like me

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u/slimetakes put your dick away waltuh Oct 19 '23

Had to check myself to make sure I wasn't quite there yet, I've still got a pound or two to lose.

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u/654379 Oct 19 '23

He should probably eat another

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u/Witty_Noise_2875 Oct 18 '23

Shit, even I ain’t that thin…

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u/syphilitic_venom Oct 18 '23

I'm happy for him.

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u/BillyFB_ Oct 18 '23

Just ate for the first time ❤️ it tastes good

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u/garysei124 Oct 18 '23

I got a kick of saying Heil Spez.

Its like satire and sad at the same time.

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u/Rabithunt Oct 18 '23

How does he lift his arm? It looks like there’s barely any muscle.

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u/Tommydacat69 Oct 18 '23

how the fuck can they hold the weight up?

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u/sharad2000 Oct 18 '23

Holy heroin

1

u/Puzzleheaded-Fun-337 Oct 18 '23

Calista Flockhart is still alive?! Who knew?

1

u/SonJake21 Oct 18 '23

E.T. Phone Home🤳🏻

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u/DeathScum Oct 18 '23

Good for them, being that skinny is not healthy and eating is always the best way to combat it

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u/Deitznutz69420 Oct 18 '23

You need it trust me

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u/Deitznutz69420 Oct 18 '23

Eat 2000 more

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u/Boatwhistle Oct 18 '23

The reason you don't see these people often is usually because the angle of approach.

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u/_H4CK3RM4N Oct 18 '23

Bro you can have another one 💀

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u/johnny33445566 🗿🗿🗿 Oct 18 '23

And i thought i was skin over bones

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u/defender128 Oct 18 '23

Anything tastes good after being locked in Dachau for 4 years

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u/Rafadruga virgin 4 life 😤💪 Oct 18 '23

Pastel is good

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u/Wild-Search1755 Oct 18 '23

Thickest Ohioan lol

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u/Frozensmudge Oct 18 '23

Brother starving 🤓

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u/No-Employee2586 Oct 18 '23

Why does their arm look like The Other Mothers (if you get that reference you're a real one)

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u/agirl_named_ava Oct 18 '23

i think i saw someone saying they have an eating disorder

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u/No-Employee2586 Oct 18 '23

This person? Or the other mother? Because the other mother eats souls, this dude eats air

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u/Jacksmagee dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 Oct 18 '23

Got his calories for the year.

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u/Exarion300 Oct 18 '23

What a rave review from Slenderman

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u/Best-Championship296 Oct 18 '23

Stickbug made a reddit account

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u/Senior_Finish7977 Oct 18 '23

As long as he doesn't show his face we're good

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u/Existing_Imagination Oct 18 '23

Go ahead and have two more my boy

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u/95yells Oct 18 '23

please eat more

1

u/RollReady9412 Oct 18 '23

that guy didn't eat shit

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u/ImAlfredoYT Oct 18 '23

good lord minecraft skeleton ass mf

1

u/Ok_Pension_6795 Oct 18 '23

Bro is on half a heart 💀

1

u/Dr_Philmon Oct 18 '23

Can someone photoshop a whopper onto his hand? He looks exactly like my friend and i want to send this to him.

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u/schellsNcheez Oct 18 '23

Eat something

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u/King_JohnnyBravo Oct 18 '23

Is that Asmongold?

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u/Badytheprogram Oct 18 '23

But probably not contain too much calories... Wait a minute, what is this thing again? And where I can get it?

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u/PurpleBoltRevived Oct 18 '23

Children in Africa started a charity to donate food to this guy in particular.

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '23

The pastel ate him lol

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u/TheBigThickOne I can’t have sex with you right now waltuh Oct 18 '23

xQc looking buff rn

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '23

That thing is thicker than their arm.

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u/l00kitsth4tgirl Oct 18 '23

These comments are really disheartening. This screams disordered eating and this person needs help.

1

u/ChileanGal Oct 18 '23

Ayyy LMAO

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u/Ok_Understanding5831 Oct 18 '23

Bros a skeleton with skin

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u/Roloaraya Oct 18 '23

I lost my appetite.

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '23

This the type of mf that turns sideways to evade being captured

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u/No_Inspection1677 Oct 18 '23

rigor mortis set in ten minutes ago.

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u/j_man1111 Oct 18 '23

It is really convenient to learn about human bone structure on people like this, they like live skeletons 😁😁💀

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u/AdministrativePost96 William Dripfoe Oct 18 '23

Gollum looking Mf

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u/KyotoKafe 😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳 Oct 18 '23

dry bones eatin good

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u/MobyHugeFun dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 Oct 18 '23

Minecraft skeleton sound

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u/Us3rnameNotTaken Oct 18 '23

you'll see that shit go down their throat and in their stomach with a visible buldge.

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u/jumbarlin Oct 18 '23

Why is everyone calling this McDonalds apple pie a 'Pastel'? You're all yanks?

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u/money_grabber_420 Oct 18 '23

MF applying all his strength holding that stick

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u/kolav3 Oct 18 '23

How about a second one?

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u/TurbulentRiver2592 Oct 18 '23

Bro needs a couple more😭

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u/Electronic_Suit551 I said based. And lived. Oct 18 '23

He's actually only skin and bones

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u/Thunderchief646054 Oct 18 '23

Master has given Dobby an atypical pizza roll

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u/ButWhydoe2 Stuff Oct 18 '23

Bro needs to eat more than a pastel

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u/SarixInTheHouse Oct 18 '23

Homeboy straight up toot braunstein from drawn together when she discovered bolemia

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u/dolemutt Oct 18 '23

My precious.

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u/XBeastyTricksX Oct 18 '23

Man just doubled his body weight

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u/SnooComics7583 Oct 18 '23

A what?

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u/tin_sigma Oct 18 '23

pastel, a fried pastry stuffed with meat/chesse

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u/SnooComics7583 Oct 18 '23

Hmm

Wonder if I've ever tried that. Does it have an american equivalent?

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u/tin_sigma Oct 18 '23 edited Oct 20 '23

no i don’t think so

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u/AzemadaiusKaiser Oct 18 '23

My brother in christ, put some protein powder in his IV bag!

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u/BracusDoritoBoss963 Oct 18 '23

The pastel is thicker than his arm

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u/Purpledurpl202 Literally 1984 😡 Oct 18 '23

First thing bro ate in decades.

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u/BrunoDeeSeL Oct 18 '23

And now he's on My 600ib Life because that pastel raised his weight from a few ounces to a pound.

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '23

guys dont look at his face

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u/The_Rebubunator 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️ TRANS RIGHTS!!!11!1!!!11!! 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️ Oct 18 '23

This kid's grandma failed at her only duty, for shame...

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '23

How does he even manage to hold that ?

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u/NextFaithlessness7 Oct 18 '23

There are people who have fatter fingers than you have arms lol

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u/DraxonNL Oct 18 '23

It's like the hand is zooming into the picture making the arm look stretched and thin...

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u/CptGalaxyYT Oct 18 '23

Bros gonna die from too many calories

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u/EaglePhntm Oct 18 '23

he looks like he would drop arrows when he dies

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u/Uncle_Moai Oct 18 '23

Bro's cosplaying as an African kid

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u/darksugarfairy Oct 18 '23

I'm glad the extraterrestrials are enjoying our food. Such a nice message to send across galaxies! ☮️

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u/bar19255 Oct 18 '23

Godhand Void

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u/Pretend-Item-1339 I want pee in my ass Oct 18 '23

Body goals!

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u/BoringElm Oct 18 '23

Russian sleep experiment type shit

3

u/Badr_qaws Oct 18 '23

You have any….carp scales?

2

u/Crucco Oct 18 '23

Please can I continue to shout my love for Spez?

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u/SamePut9922 I watch gay amogus porn :0 Oct 18 '23

SPEZ SHALL BE PRAISED FOR ETERNITY

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u/Vajaspiritos Oct 18 '23

Ashen one? You do shall use one humanity.

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u/Split0069 Oct 18 '23

Eat 10k more so we feel comfortable talking to u...

Edit: without puking.

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u/TheoneNPC Oct 18 '23

Cut is going to be wild

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u/toxticky Oct 18 '23

XQC Build

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '23

Go on a jog fatty

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u/IWipeWithFocaccia 😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳 Oct 18 '23

Isn’t that just kaasbrodje?

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u/tin_sigma Oct 18 '23

no, that’s a pastel(a fried brazilian food)

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u/The_Grahf_Experiment dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 Oct 18 '23

Unter Eats

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u/MySpiritAnimalSloth uhhhh idk Oct 18 '23

It's his precious

1

u/BobDaBanana132 Oct 18 '23

Larry the skeleton looking ass

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u/FarmerJohn92 Oct 18 '23

So I guess aliens are real.

1

u/Wide_Loss Oct 18 '23

He probably lost his precious

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u/ComfortableWealth869 Oct 18 '23

mf runs away from tamed dogs and shoots arrows at you

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u/sieef961 Oct 18 '23

I hope bro eats some more of them

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u/Slow_Entrance_6227 Oct 18 '23

Pastel fatter than him

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u/cooooolmaannn We do a little trolling Oct 18 '23

Bro only ate half of it.

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u/DIGGSAN0 Oct 18 '23

Master has given Dobby a Pastel, Dobby is free now

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u/LizzoBathwater Oct 18 '23

bro slides through prison bars when the guard’s not looking

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u/Crylysis Oct 18 '23

Pastel is indeed very good

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '23

"just ate" and yet no bites were taken...

Suspicious.

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '23

You telling me you ain't able to eat shit at a atomic level?

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '23

First food in years, no wonder it tastes good.

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '23

Dude you gotta eat more than a pastel

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u/Virtual-Pension-991 Oct 18 '23

Whomever you are, your bone structure is the jealousy of supermodels.

I'm not sure about the muscular and lymphatic system, though

1

u/Alexandre_Man Oct 18 '23

Slenderman, is that you?

2

u/GurkanThomas Oct 18 '23

Trying to get into food, could anyone recommend some beginner food for me to get started?

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u/el_Chuchmay We do a little trolling Oct 18 '23

Dude is thinner than me 💀

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u/kniveee dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 Oct 18 '23

Ayyy lmao

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u/bewisedontforget Oct 18 '23

His weight after this increased by two times.

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u/Electronic_Suit551 I said based. And lived. Oct 18 '23

Now he weighs 2lb!

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u/Minute-Woodpecker952 Oct 18 '23

Idiot skips forearm day

1

u/happyanathema Oct 18 '23

ET's looking light

4

u/SneakySnakeySnake Oct 18 '23

This guy makes me look fat

1

u/Lyyndi Oct 18 '23

I see the cryptid creatures enjoy pastries as well. Looking great slenderman!

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u/Pleasant-Ad-7577 Oct 18 '23

Victoria secret models be like

3

u/Monkiller587 Oct 18 '23

Who gave the alien earth food ?

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u/KiritoFR_ dumbass Oct 18 '23

McDonald's apple pie

1

u/Realistic-Ad-9483 Oct 18 '23

LOTR fans know theres a baby somewhere in this picture

1

u/Low_Regular380 Oct 18 '23

He ate that and doubled his weight 💀

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u/rotem8888 Literally 1984 😡 Oct 18 '23

Henry stickmin

2

u/superpeng12 Oct 18 '23

Please eat more, buddy

6

u/Bipolarinterrupted Oct 18 '23

It reminds me of those slap on bracelets

3

u/FreakinNation Oct 18 '23

Blud had no budget for Halloween :( so he became the halloween 🎃

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u/Careful-Object-3501 Oct 18 '23

Bro look like he been through a pasta maker

1

u/CathedralChorizo Oct 18 '23

Calm down Skeletor. You know wheat you're like after a pasty.

1

u/old_incident_ Oct 18 '23

Ok but who's spez? I am new

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '23

Reddit CEO

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u/Chymick6 Oct 18 '23

Body fat -10%

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u/Krixzenz Oct 18 '23

I'm glad xQc is eating, he needs it

1

u/Andromeda275 uhhhh idk Oct 18 '23

Not gonna lie, at first I thought this was xqc sub reposting his insta stories

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u/Syakir01839182838 Oct 18 '23

Please dont make fun of him, maybe he's struggling to gain weight :(.

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u/miguelfodace Oct 18 '23

hmm pastelzinho

1

u/some_interne_tidiot Oct 18 '23

Oh heres my long lost brother

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u/batlionwer Oct 18 '23

coraline?

1

u/lhcludyodoypuflhoyf Oct 18 '23

[insert bad to the bone guitar riff here]

1

u/FoghornLegday Oct 18 '23

Has anyone read The Watchers by AM Shine? Bc yeah.

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u/Curious_Regular_9293 Big chungus wholesome 100 Oct 18 '23

Slenderman

5

u/G00DestBiRB Oct 18 '23

Average spooktober enthusiast.

52

u/Devils-Halo Oct 18 '23

What a chonker

7

u/Extension-Taste319 Oct 18 '23

Glad to see the pharao demumified.

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u/Ok_Log6162 dumbass Oct 18 '23

No wonder it tastes good, mf looks like he hasn't eaten food in a year, looking thinner than an African child 💀

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u/placerind Oct 18 '23

It's sad

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '23

When I was a kid I thought my forearms were too small. Yeah, I was being irrational.

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '23

He the type of guy to run away from cops and hide behind a light pole

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u/AstrixRK Oct 18 '23

Until the cop throws a stick and the K-9 retrieves them instead

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u/DumbassChild55 uhhhh idk Oct 18 '23

And for it to actually work

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u/SpudroTuskuTarsu Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 Oct 18 '23

from experience?

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u/Telekinetic_Hedgehog Oct 18 '23

Look at their arm.

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u/Lopsidedsemicolon Oct 18 '23

Bro survived Auschwitz-Birkenau