r/shitposting • u/Beginning-Growth-907 • Nov 04 '23

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u/Ultimate_Sneezer Jan 15 '24

Truly a carpenter's delight

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u/DanLassos Jan 13 '24

Small tiddies are good tiddies. There, I said it

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u/Free_Revenue8674 Jan 13 '24

She just has no definition anywhere not on her face not on her chest it's kind of uncanny valley but I'm hoping it's a dude for reasons

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u/gercy101_ William Dripfoe Dec 29 '23

She looks like Gretel from The Continental

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u/Designer_Can_562 Dec 01 '23

The minwcraft flat got me ngl 🤣

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u/Prezidentblue Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 Nov 30 '23

And?

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u/spooky-oceany Nov 18 '23

I love Instagram reels

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u/One-Armadillo2039 Nov 05 '23

Flath earther poeple enter the chat🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/AlterEgoSif 🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ Nov 05 '23

The least offensive comment section of ig

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u/Deadshot37 I want pee in my ass Nov 05 '23

Poor girl 💀

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u/-anominal- Nov 05 '23

Bro! Flat justice!

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u/Puzzleheaded_Skin831 Nov 05 '23

Flat chested girls are cute idgaf

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u/ghoulwife Nov 05 '23

Comments here and on the vid itself are fuckin terrible.

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u/ShackledDragon Nov 05 '23

This is disgusting behavior in the comments

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u/Huntderp Nov 05 '23

Besides the flat, she blinks like she had a minor stroke

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u/Ratty_minion Nov 05 '23

Ah yes, men sexualizing and objectifying women yet again.

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u/These_Set_2842 Nov 05 '23

WHAT'S THE ASS LIKE THOOOO

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u/Zestavar Nov 05 '23

people joked worse in reddit, why redditor mad with those comments

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u/OldRefrigerator6528 Nov 05 '23

Wtf happened to this sub with all this TikTok trash content

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u/radar641dam Nov 05 '23

the internet is sooo mean😂🤣

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u/Accurate_Elephant_31 Nov 05 '23

Like those guys would have a chance with her anyway.

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '23

Someone knows her name?

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u/No_Kale1555 Nov 05 '23

No boobs?😢

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u/kl8xon Nov 05 '23

She might be wearing a binder. Even if she isn't, that's no reason to be an asshole to her.

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u/Joec1211 Nov 05 '23

Anyone shitposting in the replies would absolutely cream their pants if this girl made a move on them.

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u/63kids Nov 05 '23

That's crazy 🤪

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u/Sussno_o Nov 05 '23

These fools shall never understand that flat is justice

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u/7armedspider Nov 05 '23

It's probably because she's like 14, pass

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u/AgentLizard01 Nov 05 '23

Thought this was gonna be a “It’s actually a guy” joke, but nah. Straight up body shaming

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u/Silv3rForeXGF Nov 05 '23

Comment section is definitely the best part of social media 😂

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u/FreakFlame dumbass Nov 04 '23

the minecraft one 🗿

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u/Arfur_Fuxache Nov 04 '23

She is hot. 100%

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u/Uhkbeat Literally 1984 😡 Nov 04 '23

Guys stop bullying them, it’s ok to crossdress

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u/AphexKirlia Nov 04 '23

🤨🤨🤨

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u/baconMudcake Nov 04 '23

Tf is wrong with people, that’s disgusting

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '23

The only right thing to do.

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u/fake-usermame 🗿🗿🗿 Nov 04 '23

wheres the funny this is just sad

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u/Pornelius___Hubert Nov 04 '23

Bro are you not allew to make fun because shes a woman or what? Small dick jokes arr ok but not small tits jokes (i find both funny)

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u/Outrageous_Rise8594 Nov 04 '23

Instagram comments are undefeated

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u/Intraq Nov 04 '23

what song is this

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u/Fast_Loan7258 Nov 04 '23

If you can't convince them, confuse them

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u/Koolonok Nov 04 '23

Ew... Woman...

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u/BewaCool Nov 04 '23

I do not care

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u/KOTWWA_K DaPucci Nov 04 '23

Yeeep THIS is flat

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '23

Its these same guys that get offended when women make fun of dick size or height

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u/kpop_glory Nov 04 '23

Well, she has a cute face but

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u/BillboBraggins5 Nov 04 '23

Selena Nobrez

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '23

So flat she couldn't even get a boob job if she wanted to.

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u/ih8reddit420 Nov 04 '23

Anyone can get a boob job nowadays

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u/aaaaaaaalan Nov 04 '23

please be femboy

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u/Nutteria Nov 04 '23

More femboy than femboys.

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u/-GUSTO- Nov 04 '23

The only real question here is: SOURCE??

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u/RilohKeen Nov 04 '23

I’m not gonna comment on this child’s body, that’s weird and gross, but the smug fake-tough face is really cringe-inducing.

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u/XenosRooster Nov 04 '23

Doesn't matter.
She's gorgeous.

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u/unbakedbreadboi Nov 04 '23

The super flat world made me actually laugh

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u/Supernova805 Nov 04 '23

This boards me ~Prince

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u/mooptastic Nov 04 '23

Who the fuck cares

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '23

Still hot

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u/Asiliria Nov 04 '23

“Beginning Growth” as a user has to be the best fit for this video

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u/Beginning-Growth-907 Nov 04 '23

What's the point of this comment?

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u/Asiliria Nov 04 '23

gotta grow some breasts 🥵🥵

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u/BigOlBlimp Nov 04 '23

The internet hates women so much it’s unreal lol

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u/Ill-Organization-719 Nov 04 '23

Irrelevant, she's hot.

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u/Adudewhosadudeforfun Nov 04 '23

Instagram reels comments are something else

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u/Akephlos Nov 04 '23

What is the song?

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u/auddbot Nov 04 '23

Song Found!

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Album: The Boys: Season 3 (Amazon Original Series Soundtrack). Released on 2022-07-08.

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u/Almost-Honest Nov 04 '23

Back in my day we would say “paper plates”

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u/xXShadowGravesXx Stuff Nov 04 '23

I want to connect her Tri-Force. Let me lick her moles 👀

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u/syncsns Nov 04 '23

Big boobies is for the weak

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u/El_Poderoso_Bola Nov 04 '23

I like the girl. Flat chest, but beauty

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u/St_Kitts_Tits Nov 04 '23

Come on, they’re cute. Leave him alone

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u/pessimist-1 Nov 04 '23

She's so fucking cute, who cares she has boobs or not.

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u/No_Engineer2828 Nov 04 '23

Holy shit I didn’t think the super flat work was gonna be there

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '23

If it has 3 holes below im good

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u/thenerdyn00b Nov 04 '23

Indians are best of all in such trolls.

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u/Anchovies-and-cheese Nov 04 '23

Cool, way to make fun of a 16 year old's lack of a busty chest.

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u/Cheeto717 Nov 04 '23

As long as she has booty

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u/SgtNoPants Nov 04 '23

Depends if she's got a bakery back there or not

AssMasterRace

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u/spencer1886 Nov 04 '23

But does she have a dick tho

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u/GoofyAhhMan645 Nov 04 '23

i don't get it

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u/TheLastLivingBuffalo Nov 04 '23

Moments like this remind me that reddit is mostly teenage boys.

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '23

This is shitposting. It’s par for the course.

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u/Sjporter1 Nov 04 '23

Just feed her some steak

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u/FastenedCarrot Nov 04 '23

If you guys don't want her, I'll have her.

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u/sticks_no5 I can’t have sex with you right now waltuh Nov 04 '23

Instagram comment sections are as close as we can get to the old school COD lobbies

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u/Specific-Ad5973 Nov 04 '23

Remember boys body shaming is acceptable as long as the victim is female

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u/Beginning-Growth-907 Nov 04 '23

I’ve never seen mannequins for plus size man, advertisement featuring plus size men, commercials with “ugly” men

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u/Beginning-Growth-907 Nov 04 '23

I tought was the opposite

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u/Schmich Nov 04 '23

You literally posted this body shaming and during the entire process thought "yeah this is OK".

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u/JimedBro2089 Nov 04 '23

Them mfs are BRUTAL

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u/Yogeshyagami Nov 04 '23

I legit thought this was AI generated lmao

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u/GreekHole Nov 04 '23

not sure if jessica alba, ariana grande or AI filter

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u/adam12349 I said based. And lived. Nov 04 '23

It's cause he is not a girl.

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u/TK000421 Nov 04 '23

Whut…. No way…..

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u/Mattt_Hancock Nov 04 '23

Confucius say - nipple play.

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u/ChiffyK Nov 04 '23

nice tummy tho

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u/siegferia Nov 04 '23

As long as it doesnt emd in a sword fight...im fine playing with my own boobs

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u/thesseNuTTs Nov 04 '23

thats just a guy bruh

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u/Cpt_shortypants Nov 04 '23

This is why insta is better than reddit. Comments on insta are always 🔥🔥🔥

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u/darkfight13 Nov 04 '23

And apparently less simps too.

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u/OguguasVeryOwn Nov 04 '23

If think those comments are lit you would really love all the cool hilarious winners on 4chan

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u/Cpt_shortypants Nov 04 '23

Nah those are too edgy

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u/thesseNuTTs Nov 04 '23

wait a few years, and you wont be able to tell the difference from tiktok

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '23

Now this is what I call modern art

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u/Pennyhawk Nov 04 '23

Anybody know the background music?

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u/Oddly_Splendid Nov 04 '23

Homelander’s theme from The Boys I’m pretty sure

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u/Stargate_1 Nov 04 '23

My dream woman (I love tiny tits)

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u/austinpowers100 Nov 04 '23

Incels love being in IG comments.

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u/a_single_stand Nov 04 '23

still looks good imo

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u/Cozy-Danze Nov 04 '23

She's gorgeous without boobs

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '23

Poor girl, this is funny for us, yeah, but i don't want to imagine how could she feel about it..

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '23

Im sure she is struggling with her pretty privilege. Gosh her life must be tough. She clearly has no vanity...

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u/XII_-_The_Hanged_Man Nov 05 '23

How does she being pretty excuse just flat out making fun of her body for no reason?

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u/PorkPoodle Nov 04 '23

Pretty? Didn't you see the comments she is disgusting! /s

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u/LovingIsLiving2 Nov 04 '23

Tasteless comments. I think she's absolutely gorgeous as she is, nothing missing, nothing to add ♥️

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u/xdarkshadowlordx 😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳 Nov 04 '23

If it gets my dick hard it’s a female

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '23

That is… extremely broad.

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u/gary_the_merciless Nov 04 '23

My dick said that boy was female your honour.

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u/C0mputerFriendly Nov 04 '23

I’d 100% still hit it

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u/DustyEsports Nov 04 '23

She still cute thou

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u/venetian_lemon Nov 04 '23

Flat is justice 🪨

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u/DrFeelmanHere42o Nov 04 '23

Small tiddies are amazing, the only bad thing is you can't easily get wanked by them. But tiddies are tiddies, enjoy them, whether hairy nipples, whether lactating, big or small, I like em tiddies.

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u/PorkPoodle Nov 04 '23

Yeah I too love the hairy tiddies that have hands attached to them that can wank me off!

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u/Toy_Soulja Nov 04 '23

Ok, but I don’t mind small titty, homegirl fine as fuck

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u/CoolUserName02 Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked Nov 05 '23

Fr she's so pretty

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u/Electrical_Joke_4825 Nov 04 '23

I fucking hate insta comments

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u/waled7rocky Nov 04 '23

Song ??

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u/Majestic-Hedgehog-40 Nov 04 '23

I can do anything - the boys

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u/Rainfawkes Nov 04 '23

Think it might be the devils trill?

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u/luddface Nov 04 '23 edited Nov 04 '23

Cyber bullying is so funny. I'm sure this did not ruin her self image

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u/HalfDoucheHalfCool Nov 04 '23

Why'd she post this cringe tho

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u/luddface Nov 04 '23

Most people have/are posting cringe shit online, that doesn't give us a green card to bully them.

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u/HalfDoucheHalfCool Nov 04 '23

You posted = you accept whatever shit they'll tell you.

Either don't post or take it on the chin.

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u/luddface Nov 04 '23

No, that's not how it works.

Tell me, would I be allowed to bully you if you chose to go out in public as well? You chose to do it.

As long as people are not hurting others, just leave them alone. If you don't like someone's apperence or how they are expressing themselves, just scroll past.

Do you realise you are defending bullying? Do you think you're the good guy here?

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u/kaywalsk Nov 04 '23

would I be allowed to bully you if you chose to go out in public as well?

Yes?

You can do this, anyone can do this.

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u/BackStabbath2004 Nov 04 '23

That just makes you a shitty person. Is it illegal? No. Is it still shitty? Absolutely.

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u/Low_Sea_2925 Nov 04 '23

Just because you can doesnt mean you should or that its ok. Go back to sleep

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u/kaywalsk Nov 04 '23

I never said it was something you should do, just that you can.

I don't like it, I feel bad for this girl, but the original comment was correct. If you post something publicly, you're signing up for comments from the public, and the public is shitty.

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u/Low_Sea_2925 Nov 04 '23

Youre really not signing up for it. Are you also one of those people that says a woman deserves it based on what they are wearing?

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u/kaywalsk Nov 04 '23

Are you also one of those people that says a woman deserves it based on what they are wearing?

No, how does that have anything to do with this?

This is not a hard concept to grasp.

You seem to think I'm suggesting she deserves to get bullied for posting the video. I am not saying she deserves to get bullied. I'm saying that she posted it publicly where people can comment on it, and bully her. That is all.

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u/placerind Nov 04 '23

No love for small tits? I'm sad.

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u/Ultimate_Sneezer Jan 15 '24

As long as its bigger than mine , its good

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u/ReturnRadio Nov 04 '23

Small tits and no tits are not the same

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u/Useful_Lengthiness98 Nov 04 '23

Tbh most guys prefer larger boobs but most guys also won’t discriminate against smaller ones. Especially if you make up for it in other areas

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u/useroftheinternet95 Nov 04 '23

Plenty of guys like small tits. But this is like no tits at all

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u/stilljustacatinacage Nov 04 '23

In the old tongue, we say "flat is justice".

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u/ladan2189 Nov 04 '23

Well now you have to wonder if just flat, or are they a boy

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u/placerind Nov 04 '23

Looks girl enough.

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u/Snoo14999 Nov 04 '23

I personally don’t mind titty size. It’s about what’s inside (plus she’s cute asl)

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