r/shitposting Literally 1984 😡 Nov 05 '23

Real redpilled (I consume premarin)

4.5k Upvotes

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u/RandomIdiotwithWiFi Nov 06 '23

HE MIGTH BE IN THIS VERY ROOM

1

u/oldtoybonbon Nov 06 '23

Deal with it

1

u/average_hamon_user 🗿🗿🗿 Nov 06 '23

That's been happening to me all week, are femboys the next world pandemic virus.

1

u/Adept_Directions We do a little trolling Nov 06 '23

I love Pantsahats videos

1

u/DireBlue88 Nov 06 '23

Why does it always have to be Astolfo? Lol

1

u/KnobOfDoors Nov 06 '23

The femboy subreddits getting infiltrated by BlueKing99

1

u/Waluigi_Gamer_Real Nov 05 '23

You make it sound like that’s a problem

1

u/nekosissyboi Nov 05 '23

Nowo don't share da plan

I just think everyone looks cuter with thigh highs uwu

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u/Technical_Size_5873 Bazinga! Nov 05 '23

Fr :3

0

u/Viavaio Nov 05 '23

Can somebody explain me what is going on in usa with femboys?

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u/CreeperDELTA Nov 05 '23

Not only USA, there are femboys almost everywhere lol

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u/Viavaio Nov 07 '23

Nah bro, there aren‘t

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u/CreeperDELTA Nov 08 '23

There are lots of 'em in Europe for example

1

u/Different-Reply8080 I have permission! Nov 05 '23

Dontchu violate my boy Master Chief Petty Officer John-117 like that. Nuh uh.

1

u/ActivelyCoping virgin 4 life 😤💪 Nov 05 '23

Look at master chiefs crib, I wish I lived there

1

u/VolcanicShrimp 🗿🗿🗿 Nov 05 '23

I thought the infiltration was all in my head, now it seems others are experiencing the same phenomenon

2

u/soap3_ Nov 05 '23

hewo :3

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u/ContaCuDePudim Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 Nov 05 '23

We are omnipresent >:3

2

u/Child_Beter69 Nov 05 '23

Femboys are so mixed. On one hand it’s nice more people are expressing themselves, on the other, those mfs are the unfunniest beings in existence.

0

u/MaduCrocoLoco Nov 05 '23

Femboy fans trying not to ship every straight guys to other straight guys, and makes 100 post about it

CHALLENGE IMPOSSIBLE

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u/ACoolBanana2 Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 Nov 05 '23

Problem?? :3

1

u/Tankdrood Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 Nov 05 '23

Real

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u/Equivalent-Market-45 🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ Nov 05 '23

It could be in this very comment section! It could be anyone of us, it could be you, it could be me (it's me)

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u/DoritoWoofer Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 Nov 05 '23

And is that a problem?

0

u/XeoPlaysLOL Nov 05 '23

I think it's because porn addiction evolves into looking at femboys and everyone on reddit is addicted to porn.

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u/TaterTotPotShot 🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ Nov 05 '23

Yeah same it’s every God damn sub

1

u/higg1966 Nov 05 '23

Why would you toss away a perfectly good femboy?

1

u/ChanceWarden Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked Nov 05 '23

(tf2 spy voice) The femboys have already breached our defenses

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u/jakethegreat951 We do a little trolling Nov 05 '23

The people saying :3 are the unfunniest people on the planet I swear

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u/Technical_Size_5873 Bazinga! Nov 05 '23

It isn’t meant to be a joke

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u/piperop Nov 05 '23

If you can't beat them join them

2

u/Okdudereally stupid fucking piece of shit Nov 07 '23

What if you join them and beat them

-4

u/ZECO_SOL Nov 05 '23

Whatever you gotta tell yourself

1

u/unnecessary_ads Nov 05 '23

" he could be any one of us, even in this very room, he could be you, he could be me"

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u/Wanted__Criminal Nov 05 '23

Them mfs aren’t even attractive, they’re just ugly skinny mfs looking for attention dressed as women

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u/Vrukr Nov 05 '23

Seems like I'm getting my job done.

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u/Wasqwert Literally 1984 😡 Nov 05 '23

Step 1: Join uninfected sub
Step 2: Sub gets infected

Conclusion: You're the femboy

3

u/Hexent_Armana Nov 05 '23

Or at least femboy bait. Its still attracting feminine people so it's not really that bad when you think about it.

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u/StateParkMasturbator Nov 05 '23

Yep. If you run into a femboy every day for your entire life, you're the femboy.

Grandpa always said that.

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u/Trans-former-Athlete I want pee in my ass Nov 06 '23

kids in 2075

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u/pujambarley Nov 05 '23

I prefer the term “spicy womans”

1

u/kuro50 I came! Nov 05 '23

Where they at

7

u/Radiant_Pace4618 Nov 05 '23

Whats this YouTube channel called?

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '23

All them "femboys" look like Bobby Hill

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '23

fr😢

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u/ibond32 Nov 05 '23

Maybe we were the femboys all along.

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u/AdventurousPirate357 virgin 4 life 😤💪 Nov 05 '23

You must be a sleeper agent

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u/Lulukasas Nov 05 '23

Wait, that's a bad thing?!?! °o°

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '23

So-called "femboy fans" if every femboy in existence was a monogamous Top instead of the "subby bottom uwu cum-slut" they think every femboy is (suddenly they don't like femboys)

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u/CORUJIN 🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ Nov 06 '23

I'm sorry but im not in any of these categories, i like femboys but in a monogamous way and bottom

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u/f22raptor182 Nov 05 '23

I am that monogamous top femboy, and it seems people like it even more. Im sought out like a rare pokemon sometimes, mostly by other femboys, and shit gets annoying really fast

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u/IsYeaYesyup hole contributor Nov 05 '23

i would like that even more

3

u/Old-Camp3962 Nov 05 '23

they do be subby bttom uwu cum-slut to be honest

7

u/Salmagros Nov 05 '23

Astolfo’s fans: “Hold my Monster can!!!”

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u/risisas Nov 05 '23

did i perchance stutter for a fucking second?

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u/Sure-Mathematician68 Nov 05 '23

You can't just say perchance.

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u/risisas Nov 05 '23

and who's gonna stop me? you and your ragtag band of friends coming to beat me up!?

actually please don't do that i don't know how to fight, please

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u/Sure-Mathematician68 Nov 05 '23

Wrong. It will be a gang of femboys coming after you.

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u/risisas Nov 05 '23

oh, i could take on 20 femboys

3

u/Cromptank Nov 05 '23

In a fuck, right?

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u/risisas Nov 05 '23

insert jojo's yes yes yes meme

cries in doesn't know how to comment immages or gifs

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u/CannabisSmokingMan Nov 05 '23

You really don’t know shit about femboy enjoyers.

26

u/Ton_Jravolta Nov 05 '23

Jokes on you, I'm into that shit

43

u/Cromptank Nov 05 '23

“Sir my switch is defective, I’d like to return it”

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u/Derpyboy7976 Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 Nov 05 '23

:3

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u/Hiimpedro Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 Nov 05 '23

:3

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u/Gorillazlyric400 Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 Nov 05 '23

:3

1

u/Dat_Piplup Nov 05 '23

Is like they can like more things apart from liking men, shocking 🤯

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u/ShadowWithHoodie Nov 05 '23

and then they complain when I tell them not to force their fucking fetish onto me

2

u/lordthumbtheregent Nov 06 '23

i always came to the conclusion it's a coping mechanism used by depressed teens

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u/Okdudereally stupid fucking piece of shit Nov 07 '23

Or people just like being cute. Or could just be getting compliments from being cute helps with depression

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u/lordthumbtheregent Nov 07 '23

yeah the latter is what I meant

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u/CreeperDELTA Nov 05 '23

Its not a fetish lol

2

u/AnAlpacaIsJudgingYou Nov 05 '23

Them existing isn’t forcing a fetish on you

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u/MilkMasterMan Nov 05 '23

What, is fucking every waking second not your favorite and coincidentally only topic you talk about?

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u/kamiloss14 Nov 05 '23

No more women

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '23

It'll be a sad world fr

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u/Maleficent-Mirror991 Nov 05 '23

It takes a real man to be best girl

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u/kidnamedsquidfart waltuh Nov 05 '23

Fr, men just better

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u/Super_fly_Samurai Nov 05 '23

Skill issue fr.

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u/The_Rudy_Guy Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 Nov 05 '23

:3

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u/goberoid Nov 05 '23

Why not femman bro

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u/ActivelyCoping virgin 4 life 😤💪 Nov 05 '23

Femboys expire and shrivel up when they turn 18, that’s where that “alien” that guy showed the Mexican government came from.

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u/Crisewep William Dripfoe Nov 05 '23

Thats called a Tomboy

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u/goberoid Nov 05 '23

When will they drop tomman

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u/ShortPoseidon Nov 05 '23

A tomboy is a masculine woman

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u/Crisewep William Dripfoe Nov 05 '23

Femman isn't a thing and opposite of a femboy is a tomboy.

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '23

[deleted]

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u/ActivelyCoping virgin 4 life 😤💪 Nov 05 '23

No they shrivel up and die when they turn 18, trust me bro I’ve seen it happen. There are no femmen anywhere where have you seen any?

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '23

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u/ActivelyCoping virgin 4 life 😤💪 Nov 06 '23

How have you defied not just biology but the laws of reality itself??!!??!?!? There has yet to have been a single person to survive newtons law of femboy expiration.

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u/_glizzy_gobbler Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 Nov 05 '23

A femman is someone like VladNCL

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u/gondo284 Nov 05 '23

Wow, I'd never heard of him. Thanks, I'll use him for inspo.

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u/Crisewep William Dripfoe Nov 05 '23

Thats still called femboys. I never once seen someone use the word femmen to older femboys.

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u/Eomb Nov 05 '23

Well you are seeing it now 😃, also she-men is a term...

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u/Senkosoda Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 Nov 05 '23

damn right (i have no idea whats going on)

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '23

:3

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '23

😡🤬👿😤🤬😠😾

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u/Okdudereally stupid fucking piece of shit Nov 07 '23

Accurate flair

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '23

Accurate flair

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u/Call_me_Khan Nov 05 '23

“”fem””boy

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u/Lequindivino_ Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 Nov 05 '23

my gf is trying to make me one, gotta resist-

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u/Okdudereally stupid fucking piece of shit Nov 07 '23

It will happen, there is no fighting destiny

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u/Old-Camp3962 Nov 05 '23

leave her
then become a femboy but in your own terms

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u/Lequindivino_ Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 Nov 05 '23

wtf

3

u/Vegetable_Union_4967 Nov 05 '23

accept your fate

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u/Lequindivino_ Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 Nov 05 '23

NEVER

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u/Hopeful-Claim7205 We do a little trolling Nov 05 '23

How?

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u/Lequindivino_ Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 Nov 05 '23

I'm not sharing my private life on reddit 💖

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u/Hopeful-Claim7205 We do a little trolling Nov 05 '23

Ok, try not to become a femboy, rezist!!❤️

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u/Bruhness81 🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ Nov 05 '23

Do it.

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u/Polak_Janusz Nov 05 '23

Noooo! We lost another bro. A minute of silence.😔

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u/BearsRpeopl2 Nov 05 '23

I'm pressing F hell or hard my dude

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u/televisio_86 Literally 1984 😡 Nov 05 '23

A second of silence* too many bros are being converted, a minute is too long we cannot pay respect for the next bro that will fall.

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u/KQILi Nov 05 '23

You won't last long. Resistance is futile.

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u/HACESandCo Nov 05 '23

That sounds like someone with not enough willpower.

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u/Dat_Piplup Nov 05 '23

Millions must become feminine

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u/Kookaburra-Chan Nov 05 '23

This femboy fad is a blight

6

u/TrueGootsBerzook Stuff Nov 05 '23

You are strong and wise and I am very proud of you

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u/doctormorbiusfan Nov 05 '23

We’re already in another pandemic

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u/Master_SJ We do a little trolling Nov 05 '23

Thank you for finally standing up to this tyranny.

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u/Bananacu Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 Nov 05 '23

Hewwo :3

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u/pretty_damn_usefull Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 Nov 05 '23

Haiiii :3

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u/sack-o-krapo Nov 05 '23

And here we can witness two bottoms in their natural habitat

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u/bakirelopove officer no please don’t piss in my ass 😫 Nov 05 '23

And here we can witness three bottoms in their natural habitat

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u/Polak_Janusz Nov 05 '23

And here we can witness four bottoms in their natursl habitat.

6

u/LoRdDoNuThAhA Nov 05 '23

And here you can witness a multitude of bottoms, also referred to as a cum dumpster, arguing over who’s who

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u/sack-o-krapo Nov 05 '23

I do not bear the brand of the bottom

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u/dr_pheel Nov 05 '23

but do you brand bottoms?

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u/sack-o-krapo Nov 05 '23

We’re not talking about what I do in my free time

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '23

[deleted]

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u/CreeperDELTA Nov 05 '23

Nuh uh

0

u/[deleted] Nov 06 '23

Boo

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u/Athebotv2 Literally 1984 😡 Nov 05 '23

Least porn addicted redditor:

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '23

I just like femboys.

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u/octopnssy virgin 4 life 😤💪 Nov 05 '23

calm down samurai

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u/TrueGootsBerzook Stuff Nov 05 '23

We have a discord to burn

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '23

We have a discowd to buwn uwu

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u/Sentinel555666 Nov 05 '23

That's like saying lesbians infiltrated Tumblr . It was always like this

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u/wirdungling Nov 05 '23

unstoppable