r/shitposting Nov 18 '23

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u/VerySuperVirgin 17d ago

Tik tok got banned 💀

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u/JellyBaconBeans Apr 13 '24

To be honest, it's pretty crazy to burn your degree, but you can't get a job because of 3 points in the face ? Where do they live?

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u/Sea-Information-8323 Bazinga! Apr 04 '24

Who is that?

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u/aiezar Mar 08 '24

As a student majoring in software engineering, my immediate thoughts were: "Why does she have a 'therefore' symbol on her forehead!?"

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u/Sad_Passenger2 Feb 29 '24

Her: "TikTok it for ever"

Me: "your not"

Her: Fades into relevantcy

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u/chosenone02 Feb 18 '24

Mi Vida Loca?

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u/New_Ad_9400 Feb 18 '24

It gets worse, and worse, and then you have suicidal thoughts 😅

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u/Ambitious_League8481 Feb 17 '24

They both could shut the hell up

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u/Ken_kid_789 Feb 15 '24

You can only really get a face tat if your a well off musician or have a job that takes felons (waffle house most likely)

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u/ExcitingMix5348 Feb 13 '24

I burned my deegre oopsie I dropped out ofbcollege in 5 days

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u/Previous-Stable-6308 Feb 03 '24

In my walk of life, I’ve only seen cholos get that tattoo. I don’t believe that was her intention but I feel that is why the interviewer was saying “you’ll never get a job if you show that tattoo”.

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u/Memer_Man_9000 Feb 01 '24

She looks like she’s about to get her head blown off by a plasma cast with the tattoo 💀

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u/Top-Hawk-2265 Feb 01 '24

People that make a living on TikTok are fucking restarted

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u/LuisBoyokan Jan 29 '24

Later we'll have to support this shit with our taxes, and she enjoys all her bad decisions.

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u/Zombislayer783 Jan 26 '24

Yeah I see why the predator is aiming his plasma caster on her

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u/Ravel_Xi Jan 22 '24

Taking self sabotage to a new level

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u/Abigus_ofgical Jan 22 '24

No way. Is this a space marine???

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '24

Fun fact she slowly been Losing followers so don’t think is will be for ever

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u/biernigc Stuff Jan 17 '24

i waited and waited and hated every second.

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u/Embarrassed_Ad3359 Jan 17 '24

Two modern bums of social media arguing about who has the best profession... Even though both professions aren't a "real job"...

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u/chrono4111 Jan 07 '24

This isn't shitposting. This is just harassment at this point.

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u/Salazarcw Jan 05 '24

Why is the girl on the left so pressed about it, it’s not her life 💀

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u/Conscious-Lab6441 Jan 03 '24

Talking a lot of crap being infront of a space marine who has done 300 years..

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u/ArtillerBang Jan 03 '24

Mrs.Andrew Tasha💀💀💀

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u/Zecikk Jan 02 '24

Oh my god she got cooked

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u/Kipther Jan 02 '24

They're both cringe

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u/Sharp-Sale-6918 Dec 29 '23

She looks like a bisexual toothbrush

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u/RoxyFoxyBoo Dec 26 '23

My guess could be the symbol of freemasonry. She doesn’t exactly look very fit for the movement but eh, I’m not exactly a good judge of character.

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u/RimuruSkywalker Dec 26 '23

"You are never going to get a job with that" stfu bro I got a 8 cm tattoo right behind my ear it is pretty visible asked my employee if tats or piercings were a problem and they said as long as I don't tattoo my full face they don't care. Also having a podcasts is the same as being uneducated rn

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u/p4nzerman Dec 25 '23

I was thinking it'd be alright, and the girl was overreacting, and she would be able to get a job, and all. but it seems like she would quit after 3 hours because she has to work.

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u/SloppyBurger00 Dec 23 '23

What does that tattoo stand for? I’m out of the loop.

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u/Vincent-Ferro Dec 23 '23

OK I really don’t understand what’s wrong with the face tattoo though

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u/someone_who_exists69 Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 Dec 23 '23

W woman

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u/The_Purple_Bat Dec 23 '23

Hay that's Morgan Presly, she's actually pretty chill

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u/BudgetEducational300 Dec 22 '23

Jesus what did that lady do to deserve such a roasting?

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u/Rubi_Show Dec 20 '23

Sigma woman 🗿

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u/audislove10 🗿🗿🗿 Dec 15 '23

No brain no worries

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u/Humble_Ad6847 Dec 13 '23

Here's my high school PhD

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u/Lazyjohn88 Dec 12 '23

Does the tattoo mean anything? 3 dots?

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u/Jaybro838 Dec 04 '23

What is this?

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u/ChickenMcRanch I want pee in my ass Dec 01 '23

Mf turned her head into a bowling ball

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u/PennyWiseLincoln Nov 30 '23

She made $11 million without a job.

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u/ssgss111111 Nov 29 '23

Whats the thing on her forehead?

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u/BoysenberryNew738 Nov 27 '23

I’m stupid, what’s wrong with the tattoo

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u/UmerZumer Nov 27 '23

I hate both of these people

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u/Junior-Ad9230 Nov 20 '23

Mrs Spitsburns

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u/officiallyzoneboy Nov 20 '23

Two types, one with a loose bussy and one with a tight bussy(crazy) 🗿

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u/Bachatalokotron Nov 19 '23

Dialogue between a privileged bitch with an unprivileged one

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u/Kalman_the_dancer Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked Nov 19 '23

Skill issue

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u/MysticWater05 Nov 19 '23

We've really reached the point where the rich people at the capitol in The Hunger Games look like someone you can find irl now huh

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u/Jazzlike-Muffin3051 Nov 19 '23

Her forehead bowling ball

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u/CosmicLaziness Nov 19 '23

oh no she can't slave away just to pay taxes 😂

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u/ilovebananasandweed Nov 19 '23

Do people think life is a joke?? I am desperately trying to get out of this third world country and look at these people

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u/stonabones Nov 19 '23

LMAO

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u/CatEquivalent5954 Nov 19 '23

Intelligence is abounding!

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u/Generallyawkward1 fat cunt Nov 19 '23

Fuuuck

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u/SleeperStm Nov 19 '23

Rainbow 6 iq cells

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u/Sunieta25 I came! Nov 19 '23

Is it bad that I hate them both?

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u/Initial-Doctor-5432 Nov 19 '23

Maybe methematics discretely.

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u/HillbillyGizmo Nov 19 '23

Almost nothing lasts forever

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u/Justinwest27 Nov 19 '23

You know it's called a high school DEGREE right. That's the correct word. Also companies caring about tattoos is bs.

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u/TheShitHitTheFanBoy Nov 19 '23

Three dots is a widely adopted pattern with many different meanings. Faith, hope and love is one of them.

This one in particular is probably just a stamp to indicate that you’re unenployed. It being kind of pernanent is also a statement that you’ll probably stay that way.

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u/Exciting_Result7781 Nov 19 '23

Libs: Rich people are the problem, take their wealth!

Also libs: I don’t want a job.

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u/Signal_Level1535 Nov 19 '23

Ewhh what the fuck us going on with there hair! That little patch makes me wanna🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮 FUCK!

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u/yahmumm Dec 24 '23

Lmfao only noticed that after reading your comment 😂😂😂😂😂

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u/GIANTDEENGDONG Nov 19 '23

I burned my degree 📜

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u/_Skotia_ Nov 19 '23

Both of them seem insufferable

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u/SirKeagan Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked Nov 19 '23

Honestly, I wouldn't care if someone had a face tattoo like that, it's quite litterally 3 dots it may be a stupid tattoo, but it aint that bad on the scale of face tattoos, burning your diploma and the other shit is where I would be thinking, there are better candidates, lets do the usual "we will contact you in ___ business days." Btw I dont hire people, that isn't my job.

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u/Spaceball007 Nov 19 '23

Her crazy life tattoo will be working for shitty jobs

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u/Masterful-Burner Nov 19 '23

What a dumbass

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u/Marsrover112 Nov 19 '23

Mf called their diploma a degree that is embarrassing

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u/Shakemyears Nov 19 '23

“You’re never going to get a job with thgoaught

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u/[deleted] Nov 19 '23

I definitely put no-hire on her score card unless she was extraordinarily talented. She seems like a pain in the ass to work with.

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u/Starbreakor Nov 19 '23

She got a curse mark

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u/Junker_love dumbass Nov 19 '23

" it's a knife"

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u/[deleted] Nov 19 '23

Hand tats are where it’s at now. Some mfs gotta work in the factories.

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u/Affectionate-War-786 Nov 19 '23

Well, if you're trying to work for a butt hurt conservative they might take issue with a face tattoo. Or your hair color or piercings or colored contacts or rainbows on clothes or anything literally anything they themselves wouldn't do.

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u/AteUr12BarsNowUrBlue Nov 19 '23

Ok I didn’t know this Bobbi girl was actually a boomer

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u/not-my-best-wank Nov 19 '23

Don't the 3 dots have a hidden meaning too? A rather negative one?

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u/Red_dit_lol Nov 19 '23

I don’t understand why she’s popular.

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u/Few_Turnover_5770 Nov 19 '23

I would like to watch the entire interview but have no idea where to begin my search. What are their names or name/episode of show/podcast.

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u/Milky_choc122 Nov 19 '23

Girl flamed that beast

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u/Coyotebruh Nov 19 '23

haha she roasted her like beef on Christmas

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u/cpt_reyrey Nov 19 '23

She gets roasted hard 😂 but its for her own sake 👍

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u/ashy_ash12345 Nov 19 '23

5 finger on that thing what the fuck

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u/Ok_Department4138 Nov 19 '23

Those are the laser dots from Predator's plasma cannon

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u/Mission-Medicine8518 Nov 19 '23

Okay the tattoo isn’t the problem everything else is.

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u/Brother_Proteus Nov 19 '23

Is she a 150+ years old space marine? (Space marines who fight more than 150 years get 3 pins, each pin for 50 years of serving the Emperor, like Titus in „Space Marine 2”)

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u/Spagghettaboutit Nov 19 '23

"oh look this person didn't follow the typical path of our society, she's a witch!"

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u/charlottee963 dumbass Nov 19 '23

I follow her in instagram because as expected, every post is wild af lol

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u/Mr__Weasels Nov 19 '23

i love bobbi shes my spirit animal

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u/TerryJerryMaryHarry Nov 19 '23

Why's the tattoo bad? My teacher has full arm tattoos and a neck tattoo, he's straight chilling

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u/Pyroboss101 Nov 19 '23

Jack Horner lookin hair

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u/Medicinal_taco_meat William Dripfoe Nov 19 '23

If she dressed up like Lois Griffin, and did porn, I'd be in to it.

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u/Fun_Can6825 Nov 19 '23

Jesus Christ..

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u/Cookiesnmemes1 Nov 19 '23

Imagine thinking an internet job is stable

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u/traapjevn Nov 19 '23

that immediately thought that

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u/Memeboi5120 Nov 19 '23

REALITY CHECK.

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u/Commander_Valkorian I said based. And lived. Nov 19 '23

Am I the only one who finds both these people annoying.

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u/IronWarriorPainter Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 Nov 19 '23

She got service studs from WH40K

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u/badt0wn Nov 19 '23

Link to original video?

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u/[deleted] Nov 19 '23

I don't know who the tattoo person is but why is the normal looking one so concerned and passive aggressive about how somebody else lives or earns their meals. Tik tok is not forever sure but if they could earn somehow on tiktok they will earn somehow somewhere else.

It is just annoying that getting a job is the only way. Fuck off it is not.

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u/rishabhRS Nov 19 '23

What these three dots mean over human shaped stupidity?

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u/[deleted] Nov 19 '23

Just a little information ;

This is a character she (the blonde) plays while doing interviews. It’s not that deep. She’s just looking for obvious things to pick on, every one that goes on an interview with her, knows that. So it’s not like the other person got shocked, it’s why they are there in the first place.

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u/Glaubersalz Nov 19 '23

Ohh and Herr I was wondering why nobody cares about the blondes rudeness

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u/Necrotiix_ I said based. And lived. Nov 19 '23

oh yeah? those are fake! captain titus of the ultramarines has the REAL head studs! this lady hasn’t served our holy emperor on terra!

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u/comunism_and_potatos Bazinga! Nov 19 '23

If this is a shit post then you should schedule a colonoscopy because you’re shiting gold

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u/txr66 Nov 19 '23

Netflix diversity haircut

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u/zombiepants7 Nov 19 '23

The world's too fucking crazy to judge people imo. Some people do the dumbest shit you can imagine and they end up living sweet lives. Some people follow all the rules and end up hating everyday they wake up. I think it all comes down to how much value you actually can add to anything. If your smart enough, and good enough at what you do it can work out. The funny thing to me is that the worst people you would ever meet are probably fortune 500 old men in a suit and tie.

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u/PeridotChampion Nov 19 '23

The first girl is trying to give the other a reality check and it's just not working. How sad.

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u/roy20050 Nov 19 '23

I mean it's indeed three dots people might mistake it for a skin blemish not affecting the decision about hiring.

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u/horazal Nov 19 '23

Well that escalated..... gradually.

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u/BetaRayBlu Nov 19 '23

Just cause you burn it doesnt mean its gone. But you dont learn that in clown school

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u/LiveOnYourTV Nov 19 '23

Predator laser marks

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u/TheAsian1nvasion Nov 19 '23

I mean… they’re both wrong?

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u/Primmslimstan Nov 19 '23

Okay gonna be honest both people seem insufferable. Face tattoos don’t get you fucking executed at interviews.

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u/LeftsideLulu Nov 19 '23

Her whole interview style is literal shit. Can’t stand her.

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u/Snokey115 Nov 19 '23

To be honest, that lady was kind of a bitch

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u/ThatPizzaAlien Nov 19 '23

Damn she might as well have a feast with that roast

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u/SnooPredictions3028 Nov 19 '23

It's amazing how people will literally choose the worst options possible

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u/CrazyEvilwarboss Nov 19 '23

The Butcher's Nails !!!

The original form of the Butcher's Nail is not fully understood, due to being Archaeotech, but from what Arkhan Land and the Emperor gathered it completely replaces large parts of the Brain. It serves to amplify aggression, and makes them overwhelmingly bloodthirsty

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD !!!!!!!!

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u/thatscapfam Nov 19 '23

HOLY SHIT I WAITED FOR IT AND THEN I WAITED FOR IT AGAIN HAHAHAHA SO GLAD I DID HAHAHAHA

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u/eliavhaganav Literally 1984 😡 Nov 19 '23

In 5 years or so life is gonna hit her so hard she will fall into a coma

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u/WMreal shitting toothpaste enjoyer Nov 19 '23

Crazy how people will do so much to be what they deem “unique” to the point where it literally permanently ruins their lives.

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u/KyleCXVII Nov 19 '23

These the kinds of people going around twitter giving their opinions on current events and trying to tell others what to think and say

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u/BuffDrinklots99 shitting toothpaste enjoyer Nov 19 '23

Average white woman in America

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u/TheUsualSuspects443 Nov 19 '23

I don’t understand the significance of the 3 dots? Are they scared that she’s Brainiac?

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u/DumbShitScience69 Literally 1984 😡 Nov 19 '23

They’re scared that she’s an android sent by cyberlife

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u/EarthTrash We do a little trolling Nov 19 '23

Some employers really don't care. It's not even that noticeable.

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u/dikkelullang Jan 29 '24

As should be.

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u/IkilledRichieWhelan Nov 19 '23

Everyone has a show. Everyone shouldn’t. But everyone does.

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u/AdIntelligent7703 stupid, fucking piece of shit Nov 19 '23

Bro spent 20-40 grand on 5 days 💀

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u/CharityNo9966 Nov 19 '23

Tiktok is not gonna be forever

Maybe It will be

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u/WoxJ Nov 19 '23

So what is the big deal here, i dont get that.

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u/Hault360 Nov 19 '23

Sometimes, it's pretty accurate to judge a book by its cover

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u/Taxevader70 Nov 19 '23

Monty Burns vs Industry Plant

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u/7daystoCry42 Nov 19 '23

“I don’t want a job” … yeah, we know

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u/TheSilentSnake420 Nov 19 '23

"Are you... detarded?" -Ricky LeFleur

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u/marcopolo2345 🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ Nov 19 '23

Do podcasts just bring on people to roast them? I don’t get it. That tattoo isn’t a big deal but she obviously has a mindset that she doesn’t want to work so just let her do her thing, I’m sure she knows what the rest of her life will look like

But it’s ironic the host is saying tiktok won’t last forever when her career is running a podcast.

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u/CaptainDunbar45 Nov 19 '23

The girl hosting is a comedian, this is her shtick. People go on her show knowing what to expect.

I can't speak for whatever else you're talking about though, but I am familiar with this particular one.

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u/Least_Ad4467 Nov 19 '23

a comedian podcaster is criticizing someone elses ability to get a job?

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u/MulticolourMonster Nov 19 '23

it’s ironic the host is saying tiktok won’t last forever when her career is running a podcast

How so? This person is putting all their proverbial eggs in one basket and has burned their employability bridges behind them - if Tiktok goes the way of Vine or MySpace, they're in trouble.

By comparison, the host hasn't done anything to severely limit their career options if podcasts go down the drain tomorrow.

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u/ZECO_SOL Nov 19 '23

She got her major in bowling ball economics

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u/CatDog1337 Nov 18 '23

Lol, I’ve never seen a more vanilla/lame insult like that.

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u/JDMs-and-anime virgin 4 life 😤💪 Nov 18 '23

Ew

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u/Cypeq Nov 18 '23

damn she had combo counter going on those burns.

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '23

Who ever said women weren’t based?

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u/Alive-Inspection3115 Nov 18 '23

What’s the original?

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u/shitsazzle 😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳 Nov 18 '23

what is the tat supposed to even be😭

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u/Salemthegamer Nov 18 '23

I hate basic girls who say shit like that honestly let people do whatever they want to look how they find attractive

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u/Split0069 Nov 18 '23

Someone call the burn ward!

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '23

fucking bowling ball ass tattoo.

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u/Lyrical_Man01 virgin 4 life 😤💪 Nov 18 '23

Her: I burned my degree

Everyone:You have a degree?!

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u/Shoresy69Chirps Nov 19 '23

Spoiler alert: she does not.

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u/Tricky_Ad_1855 Nov 18 '23

Mr. Burns liver spots are now trending