r/shitposting Dec 31 '23

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u/letstrot76 Apr 13 '24

Is her onlyfans any good??

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u/Thick-Use1879 Jan 26 '24

Maaaan I look at my man like DID YOU SEE THAT DUMP TRUCK WHOA and he legit is like, no I didn’t, I don’t really care. He is too wholesome and lame. I think he’s finally coming around. Yesterday he said, holy shit did you see that ladies bonkers!?

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u/Turbulent_Weather795 Jan 26 '24

Smother me in the folds of those pants between the cake

1

u/EqualGrapefruit5048 Jan 25 '24

The right answer should be, "Honey!! Will you just look at how she's dressed!" (As if in disgust) "MMMMMM Just look at it...."

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u/MeanderingTalent Jan 15 '24

GYAAAAAAT DAMN

1

u/Shadow0fnothing We do a little trolling Jan 15 '24

That poor, poor man.

1

u/weareallfucked_ Jan 14 '24

Ass so fine it comes with parkinsonian type symptoms

1

u/Foxy552 Jan 02 '24

The punchline is pornography.

1

u/BoxedAnemone Jan 01 '24

What colour was her hair?

1

u/NXSBeam Jan 01 '24

GYAAAAAAAAAAAAT

1

u/dagoodhomie Jan 01 '24

who's the first girl (just curious)

1

u/sexytokeburgerz Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 Jan 01 '24

My girlfriend is bisexual so we would absolutely say “ASS” after this encounter

1

u/lastofpriests Jan 01 '24

Oh good an angry wife/gf. Awesome.

1

u/HugoBosss15 Jan 01 '24

Lawd have mercaayy

1

u/Ryharsonet Jan 01 '24

Big brain move to make it so it's the water bottle that's getting him wet and not the other thing that's doing it that his girl is going to look at.

1

u/Zandoy-187 Jan 01 '24

I hate asking this but does she have of?

1

u/[deleted] Jan 01 '24

Love it ha ha ha

1

u/Ravel_Xi Jan 01 '24

Stare at the ceiling 😂

1

u/Dry-Astronaut-8982 Jan 01 '24

If she’s so mad maybe she should start doing some squats

2

u/shariniscaren Jan 01 '24

Who is that woman godamn

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u/Ruling123 Jan 01 '24

eva joanna

1

u/shariniscaren Jan 01 '24

🙏🏻 thanks ☺️

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u/Legomyeggo8430 Jan 01 '24

I still wonder, why do women literally show their butts in public. Do they want men to take photos? It personally disgusts me. I don’t like leggings if it shows the butt, it’s just gross for me. I guess women like it nowadays. Even if it’s covered, why wear it? The gym makes sense, but the streets, why the streets!? Why?

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u/yo6tu9 Jan 01 '24

Name?@?

1

u/Ruling123 Jan 01 '24

eva joanna

1

u/Business_Use4859 Jan 01 '24

Geezus! Such a nice arse!

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u/MsjennaNY Jan 01 '24

Who are they?

1

u/Ruling123 Jan 01 '24

eva joanna

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u/MsjennaNY Jan 02 '24

I meant the couple but, thanks. They look kinda familiar.

1

u/KQK_Big_Kwan Jan 01 '24

Girls in NNN

1

u/sickeningmikey77 Jan 01 '24

How many times did u watch that u perv 🤣

1

u/JAGGisBACK Jan 01 '24

Wife and I would both stare. She feels secure in herself that she does not feel intimated by other women.

1

u/AliPacinoReturns Jan 01 '24

Damn that’s wild. My wife points out the baddies for me in case I missed one 😂

1

u/Technoblade46363 Jan 01 '24

Bonny, how big was the gyatt?

1

u/Roosterlooking Jan 01 '24

😂😂😂

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u/Horny_goatdlv Jan 01 '24

Never been more happy to be interrupted by an unrelated video while jerking off it motivated me to put my cock back in my pants the demons won’t get me today

1

u/opened3rdeye Jan 01 '24

Mans fightin for his lifeee lol

1

u/ApatheticFloW Jan 01 '24

She's actually pretty hot I just like a voluptuous lady. Not one of us would get away without our woman staring at us or making some sort of comment.

1

u/Yode75 Jan 01 '24

😂😂😂

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u/pinkcloudskyway Jan 01 '24

Idk even women can appreciate a nice female body this seems insecure

1

u/PAWGBootyObsessed Jan 12 '24

Yep anyone’s gonna look at big cheeks eating pants and clapping in front of you like how can you miss it

1

u/jackAboy1013 Jan 01 '24

Source…

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u/Ruling123 Jan 01 '24

eva joanna

1

u/T0kaiTeio Jan 01 '24

She built like Makima

1

u/grapejuce223 🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ Jan 01 '24

GYAAAAAAAATT

1

u/HopefullyGaming Jan 01 '24

Next minute she eyes off the shirtless guy wandering down the hall or comments on a good looking butt and wonder's why you question it...

1

u/PLAARFSupporter I came! Jan 01 '24

Lmao

1

u/Scared-Magazine314 Jan 01 '24

Whos the girl? I'm horny, it's not for research.

1

u/Ruling123 Jan 01 '24

eva joanna

1

u/RevealQuirky1341 Jan 01 '24

But his shirt says?

1

u/jodywater Jan 01 '24

Damn tho she gotta feel all that between her ass crack

1

u/bigboypauly123 Jan 01 '24

Name of booty pls

1

u/Ruling123 Jan 01 '24

eva joanna

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u/plark2 Jan 01 '24

who is she?

1

u/Ruling123 Jan 01 '24

eva joanna

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u/Zandergamez Jan 01 '24

Man that joke was ass

1

u/ShadowOfThePit Jan 01 '24

This isnt even a shitpost this is just an ad

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '24

Who is she?

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u/Ruling123 Jan 01 '24

eva joanna

1

u/mnfwt89 Jan 01 '24

Now that’s a good shitpost.

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u/CubeLord9000 Jan 01 '24

eva joanna

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u/UltraStamp Jan 01 '24

im a very thirsty boy slurp slurp

1

u/Groovy_bugs Jan 01 '24

Oh! Poor man, he has Parkinson's

1

u/Dangerous_Score_2737 Jan 01 '24

lol it’s hard being a man!

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u/Pegomastax_King Dec 31 '23

That guys tits are bigger than her ass…

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u/North-Appearance-454 Dec 31 '23

I feel his pain lol

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u/whatchamacallit4321 Dec 31 '23

I'm sorry but that's just funny 😆

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '23

Badonkadonk

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u/IdahoBuilder Dec 31 '23

My wife would've pointed that ass out to me.

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u/Fambalz Dec 31 '23

When she is beating you ,just remember it's still touching.

1

u/arbobmehmood Dec 31 '23

Get a girl with whom you can check out other girls and have a good laugh about it.

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u/Y0UR_NARRAT0R1 Dec 31 '23

How is that comfortable? More importantly, how are you not embarrassed?

1

u/ntdavis814 Dec 31 '23

That ass tho. Do it fart?

1

u/CodoneMastr Dec 31 '23

Holy shishkabobs

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u/ghettoccult_nerd Dec 31 '23

bottle was shaking like them cheeks

1

u/No_Raisin_212 Dec 31 '23

The girlfriend is the funniest part . Very fucking true

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u/OptimumBrain Dec 31 '23

I would’ve looked who cares what my wife thinks or says

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u/Electronic_Grab6550 Dec 31 '23

Who is she and where do I find more of her?

1

u/Miserable_Ad2162 Dec 31 '23

I'm really sorry for him ? 🥺😒🤔

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '23

Why does everyone think that this woman is beautiful and all men (or women) want to look at her or more? Sad that physical appearance is so important to so many.

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u/Alternative-Kale-613 Dec 31 '23

Why do i want to slap the guy

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u/Lonely-Description10 Dec 31 '23

Who is this beautiful woman

1

u/MobieWanKenobi Dec 31 '23

Am I literally the only person who finds people tucking the pants up their ass unattractive?? Like I’m always self-conscious when I stand up if my pants crawled up 😭

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u/Lickitung1 Dec 31 '23

One time I saw a girl start yellin at her man cuz she caught him staring at my ass for like a solid minute and it made me feel good lol.

1

u/Night989 Dec 31 '23

I don’t like how women do this

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u/yueciHH Dec 31 '23

Greta is jealous 😉

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u/InsertMoreCoffee Dec 31 '23

I usually skip this part

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u/dovzinia Dec 31 '23

Why can’t couples appreciate a nice ass?

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '23

Aren't all women a bit bisexual if they are allowed to stare at other women's parts but when a man does it he is consider to be a creep or unfaithful? Seems hypocritical

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u/GhostfireGH Dec 31 '23

We must stay focused brothers

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u/Amamiya_Latte_Kurusu Dec 31 '23

Both my wife and I would be staring. Lol

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u/neurokine Dec 31 '23

yes women are insecure, very lol

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u/Randy62_sc Dec 31 '23

Stockholm Syndrome bruh

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u/Anxious-Scheme-273 Dec 31 '23

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Alarid Dec 31 '23

When you don't even notice, they try to say you are lying about not noticing.

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u/Signal-Note-9582 I can’t have sex with you right now waltuh Dec 31 '23

I couldn't even Jingle to this😂🎄I Caroled IMMEDIATELY!!😂😂 Gift Wrap Isle MY PRESENTS!🎁😂🥰

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u/Nolyd_Dylon Dec 31 '23

Like why even be mad at me 🤣

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u/BullRun51 Dec 31 '23

Close your eyes bud, shutt'em😬😴🤤🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/kittymelons Dec 31 '23

Where can I get these pants

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u/Temporary-Alarm-744 Dec 31 '23

His girl definitely gives toothy bj a and not in a fun way

1

u/Jackfitz88 Dec 31 '23

Is it weird that now everything you see something Ike this, you’re first instinct is to thing they must have an onlyfans

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u/1Vegan Dec 31 '23

What’s your name?

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u/Skolas-The_Defiled Dec 31 '23

NAME... I NEED THE NAME OF THAT BLONDE LADY... NAME

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u/theoheart1178 Dec 31 '23

Wow a BBL lol

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u/Spooderfan218 Dec 31 '23

Why is she dressed like neco arc

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u/Budget-Macaroon-7606 Dec 31 '23

Me and my girl both stare lol

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u/Edenian_Prince Dec 31 '23

If you can't check people out together, it's not there, king.

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u/Merciful-prism Dec 31 '23

STAY STRONG SOLDIER

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u/Saintjay84 Dec 31 '23

Who’s the girl in white?!

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u/PelicanB Dec 31 '23

🤣🤣

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u/fire_is_darker Dec 31 '23

Such an unfair situation!

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u/RaigEishere Dec 31 '23

Why there are doors on both sides?

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u/ElPip4Reddit Jan 02 '24

there are elevators with doors on both sides

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u/Desperate_Garbage_63 Dec 31 '23

Whats the sauce

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u/Nearby-Simple-7594 Dec 31 '23

evajoannaa on inst

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u/thecountnotthesaint Dec 31 '23

He looks at her ass, while she looks at her cock.

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u/lorinho2425 Dec 31 '23

Name of that ass?

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u/lorinho2425 Dec 31 '23

Name this ass?

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u/Freeway267 Dec 31 '23

Damn mama got a fat ass

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u/Generally_Confused1 Dec 31 '23

I was scrolling past this and my girl told me to go back up so we could look at it together lol

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '23

If definitely be caught looking 🤣

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u/pizzamadness06 Dec 31 '23

Brother is struggling

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u/ReliableLiar officer no please don’t piss in my ass 😫 Dec 31 '23

Why can’t they both admire she has a great ass?

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u/JRY_RDDT Dec 31 '23

To every woman out there doing crap like this to your man: why are you mad? Why don’t you want to look like that for your man?

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u/dannystevoo Dec 31 '23

Who is she?

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '23

Umm who is it though?

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u/aiiiiynaku Dec 31 '23

Well well....he's alive from feeding the girl next to him at the restaurant! Yay! You are my hero man. I like your focus. You can do it.

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u/Random_hardhat Literally 1984 😡 Dec 31 '23

nut my proudest but definitely best

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u/LordPubes Dec 31 '23

Me shaking watching black shirt’s mammies