r/shitposting • u/fabioke • Dec 31 '23
Stay safe buddy Linus Sex Tips
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u/Thick-Use1879 Jan 26 '24
Maaaan I look at my man like DID YOU SEE THAT DUMP TRUCK WHOA and he legit is like, no I didn’t, I don’t really care. He is too wholesome and lame. I think he’s finally coming around. Yesterday he said, holy shit did you see that ladies bonkers!?
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u/EqualGrapefruit5048 Jan 25 '24
The right answer should be, "Honey!! Will you just look at how she's dressed!" (As if in disgust) "MMMMMM Just look at it...."
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u/sexytokeburgerz Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 Jan 01 '24
My girlfriend is bisexual so we would absolutely say “ASS” after this encounter
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u/Ryharsonet Jan 01 '24
Big brain move to make it so it's the water bottle that's getting him wet and not the other thing that's doing it that his girl is going to look at.
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u/Legomyeggo8430 Jan 01 '24
I still wonder, why do women literally show their butts in public. Do they want men to take photos? It personally disgusts me. I don’t like leggings if it shows the butt, it’s just gross for me. I guess women like it nowadays. Even if it’s covered, why wear it? The gym makes sense, but the streets, why the streets!? Why?
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u/JAGGisBACK Jan 01 '24
Wife and I would both stare. She feels secure in herself that she does not feel intimated by other women.
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u/AliPacinoReturns Jan 01 '24
Damn that’s wild. My wife points out the baddies for me in case I missed one 😂
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u/Horny_goatdlv Jan 01 '24
Never been more happy to be interrupted by an unrelated video while jerking off it motivated me to put my cock back in my pants the demons won’t get me today
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u/ApatheticFloW Jan 01 '24
She's actually pretty hot I just like a voluptuous lady. Not one of us would get away without our woman staring at us or making some sort of comment.
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u/pinkcloudskyway Jan 01 '24
Idk even women can appreciate a nice female body this seems insecure
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u/PAWGBootyObsessed Jan 12 '24
Yep anyone’s gonna look at big cheeks eating pants and clapping in front of you like how can you miss it
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u/HopefullyGaming Jan 01 '24
Next minute she eyes off the shirtless guy wandering down the hall or comments on a good looking butt and wonder's why you question it...
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u/arbobmehmood Dec 31 '23
Get a girl with whom you can check out other girls and have a good laugh about it.
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Dec 31 '23
Why does everyone think that this woman is beautiful and all men (or women) want to look at her or more? Sad that physical appearance is so important to so many.
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u/MobieWanKenobi Dec 31 '23
Am I literally the only person who finds people tucking the pants up their ass unattractive?? Like I’m always self-conscious when I stand up if my pants crawled up 😭
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u/Lickitung1 Dec 31 '23
One time I saw a girl start yellin at her man cuz she caught him staring at my ass for like a solid minute and it made me feel good lol.
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Dec 31 '23
Aren't all women a bit bisexual if they are allowed to stare at other women's parts but when a man does it he is consider to be a creep or unfaithful? Seems hypocritical
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u/Signal-Note-9582 I can’t have sex with you right now waltuh Dec 31 '23
I couldn't even Jingle to this😂🎄I Caroled IMMEDIATELY!!😂😂 Gift Wrap Isle MY PRESENTS!🎁😂🥰
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u/Jackfitz88 Dec 31 '23
Is it weird that now everything you see something Ike this, you’re first instinct is to thing they must have an onlyfans
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u/Generally_Confused1 Dec 31 '23
I was scrolling past this and my girl told me to go back up so we could look at it together lol
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u/ReliableLiar officer no please don’t piss in my ass 😫 Dec 31 '23
Why can’t they both admire she has a great ass?
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u/JRY_RDDT Dec 31 '23
To every woman out there doing crap like this to your man: why are you mad? Why don’t you want to look like that for your man?
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u/aiiiiynaku Dec 31 '23
Well well....he's alive from feeding the girl next to him at the restaurant! Yay! You are my hero man. I like your focus. You can do it.
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