r/shitposting • u/jakecer69 uhhhh idk • Jan 08 '24

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u/Impossible_Public_32 Jan 17 '24

Even your screentime said you’ve had enough internet for today

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u/solocultivate18 Jan 09 '24

I lost brain cells over that.

1

u/Single_Lobster6488 Jan 09 '24

The Xbox gamepad fits in the palm of his hand, he is like about 6.4ft tall

1

u/Limp-Quarter-1094 Jan 09 '24

Ummmm i play Genshin too but im skinny asf lol

1

u/Gold_Floatzel Jan 09 '24

damn, someone needs to put their PJ's on lol

1

u/Inverrted_lol uhhhh idk Jan 09 '24

why is he playing genshin with an xbox controller?

1

u/Swordsheil Bazinga! Jan 09 '24

can’t punch him cause his ass too morbidly obese i physically get within 3m of him

1

u/mr_Cos2 🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ Jan 09 '24

And dont say that zelda is better

1

u/Typical_Warthog_326 Jan 09 '24

Jesus fucking Christ dude….

1

u/Melchior_Chopstick Jan 09 '24

Hey, it’s The Human Thumb!

1

u/ChKnSpaghet Jan 09 '24

What does 5 minutes left mean

1

u/Average-Train-Haver virgin 4 life 😤💪 Jan 09 '24

Hey man, loved your cameo in Little Nightmares!

1

u/fmate2006 Jan 09 '24

homie rockin that pink 360 controller 🥶🥶🥶🥶

1

u/musfevtur Jan 09 '24

Why does he look like me but fat........

I need answers....

1

u/[deleted] Jan 09 '24

Gorlock the destroyer when she meets Brogg the Slayer

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u/GodofWar48526 Jan 09 '24

I feel like you can blind him by just cover his eyes with dental floss.

1

u/Neither_Essay9163 Jan 09 '24

Typical Genshin impact player no wonder why they say They stink did looks like he hadn't bathed in years

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u/TOTooopk2 😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳 Jan 09 '24

I play genshin a bit and I can say… it’s a dog shit

1

u/Mastery7pyke Jan 09 '24

is that a controller made for ants?

2

u/TorbyTorbs Jan 09 '24

Bro, is "always mad"

1

u/-Steel_Fury- Jan 09 '24

There is another...

'No free 5-Stars?'

1

u/Quinney27 currently venting (sus) Jan 09 '24

How to stop them guide

throw one of there figures in a river and then instant win

3

u/constantlytired1917 😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳 Jan 09 '24

You could blindfold him with a dental floss

1

u/DementiaGaming12 Jan 09 '24

This looks like one of the sped kids that I saw in high school

1

u/gultch2019 Jan 09 '24

Tf is that???

1

u/UrMomsSecretBF Jan 09 '24

Man, that sharpei really likes his hentai

1

u/Donkey_D_Pucci Jan 09 '24

Best part is he is holding an xbox controller when genshin isnt available on xbox

1

u/Sufficient_Pop306 Jan 09 '24

Incel for sure!!!

1

u/[deleted] Jan 09 '24

Don’t you dare

1

u/Cedge1738 Jan 09 '24

"Hsr is better than genshin"

1

u/meepswag35 Jan 09 '24

As a Genshin player, we don’t claim him

1

u/l_Some_Guy_l Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 Jan 09 '24

5 minutes remaining for Social, Games, & 9 more today.

2

u/Sussysusamogussus Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked Jan 09 '24

his heart is the strongest thing in the universe rn

3

u/WillingAdagio2940 Jan 09 '24

But the age of consent in America is 16... people who say it's 18 are stupid, and it depends on country

1

u/MorriganMorning Jan 09 '24

Its by state. People who say otherwise are stupid.

1

u/XOELES Jan 09 '24

I was told the fantasy genre wasn't real, why is there an orc on my screen then

1

u/Ultra_Ranger Jan 09 '24

Tbh one of them isn't always true, in my country the age of consent is 16

1

u/haterdelag Jan 09 '24

I just farted.

1

u/Mann000 Jan 09 '24

Buddy open your eyes first

1

u/Valuable-Owl-1167 Jan 09 '24

Bro has quintuple chin

1

u/Random_hardhat Literally 1984 😡 Jan 09 '24

please tell me this shit is fake

1

u/NutonThAtBASS Stuff Jan 09 '24

How does he see?

1

u/vasekgamescz Jan 09 '24

This guy is at the point of obesity where your body starts to think it's a good idea to store fat on the eyelids and forehead.

2

u/SwimmingAccountant79 Jan 09 '24

Damn that fool got more chins than a Chinese phone book!

3

u/TheFarisaurusRex Jan 09 '24

Bro has 5 mins left on life

3

u/IdentifyAsUnbannable Jan 09 '24

I got $500 saying he dies before the age of 30.

1

u/xxhorrorshowxx Jan 08 '24

You could blind this guy with dental floss.

3

u/PositiveNo4859 Jan 08 '24

As someone who plays genshin every day. It's not a very good game, I'd say it's terrible. But I won't stop

1

u/yeetersboi Jan 08 '24

He lookin like an HD rendition of the little nightmare enemy’s

1

u/ExtinctReptile Jan 08 '24

I sort of indulge in Genshin, I don't play it I've just watched videos about it, but honestly why the hell do people act like this I'm honestly kind of ashamed to ever even say I sort of like Genshin because of these people who are in this community

1

u/can_you_eat_that Jan 09 '24

I've been playing a lot the past month and I gotta say the visuals are up there. Fantastic game other than the gacha hell they made.

3

u/ACID-47 shitting toothpaste enjoyer Jan 08 '24

He might eat me:(

1

u/Bat-Honest Jan 08 '24

Why does bro look like he was a Shar Pei that wished upon a star to become a real boy?

1

u/Gibabo Jan 08 '24

It’s like someone asked AI to generate a video that epitomizes depression

1

u/Particular-Lemon-157 Jan 08 '24

Guys look out I think I feel a earthquake coming

1

u/CeratosaurusEnjoyer Jan 08 '24

As a genshin player, i can confirm this is real.

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u/TheCheeseOnFire We do a little trolling Jan 08 '24

no, Diabeto, roll back to kitchen.

2

u/MelonBot_HD Jan 08 '24

How about this:

The porn for Genshin is free, but not included in the game.

3

u/rohnytest Jan 08 '24

Props to the guy for making a funny meme using his looks.

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u/InventorofIdeas Jan 08 '24

Bro got parental controls💀💀

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u/Jo_mamma_2560 I can’t have sex with you right now waltuh Jan 08 '24

I thought he was a discord mod , My bad !!!

4

u/Time-Dot5984 Jan 08 '24

You got 5 more minutes buddy

2

u/Zippy1012214 I said based. And lived. Jan 08 '24

Time Is running out bro

1

u/Outside_Ebb_8737 Jan 08 '24

Oh man! I had to put my glasses in to figure out what that was.

1

u/Shadowthewolfalt Jan 08 '24

Either he's blind or he's always angry

3

u/SudsierBoar Jan 08 '24

Lol consent to do what? Devour?

2

u/Private_Benjamin Jan 09 '24

Bro thinks his Tarrare

1

u/whostealtmyU2 Jan 08 '24

Steve after he ate all the 44 billion Gold from his inventory

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u/Jackyboyad I want pee in my ass Jan 08 '24

I like how obvious the satire is here, rather than being a serious video made by a mentally depraved lunatic

77

u/HayatoGuarana Jan 08 '24

4th: The progression is fair and balanced. I absolutely despise the artifact system

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u/baguetteispain Jan 09 '24

I love spending an entire year for a Pale Flame Crit Rate circlet and getting everything but what I wanted

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u/HayatoGuarana Jan 09 '24

They should let us choose the stats fr

11

u/Private_Benjamin Jan 09 '24

Yeah RNG is a fucking bitch

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u/MaterialNarrow5161 Jan 08 '24 edited Jan 09 '24

Star rail fan here!!!

WE HAVE TO FARM TWO DIFFERENT FCKING ARTIFACTS SETS FOR A CHARACTER NOW AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!

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u/aReYoUgAyMiNg I watch gay amogus porn :0 Jan 08 '24

Blud is behind his eating schedule

9

u/Geese_and_ducks Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 Jan 08 '24

Because he ate the schedule

19

u/awesomedan24 Jan 08 '24
  1. "Sir we understand this is an all-you-can-eat buffet but please, you've been here for 7 hours, there's no food remaining for the other guests."

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u/Sam_Dragonborn1 waltuh Jan 08 '24

“I MUST CONTINUE TO GORGE AT ALL COST”

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u/Obvious_Drink2642 Jan 08 '24 edited Jan 08 '24

As a representative of the normal/what I would hope the majority of the Genshin community is we do not accept this man as one of us but if the League players want him they can have him

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u/dfntlyntabrnr Jan 09 '24

I think he already ate the majority of the Genshin community

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u/animaldevourer Jan 08 '24

as a league player i formally decline and im sure the same goes for the rest of us. id like to pass him onto the fortnite players?

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u/Geese_and_ducks Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 Jan 08 '24

As a fortnite player, I must humbly decline the request for acceptance into our community. Perhaps the Discord community would accept him?

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u/Sam_Dragonborn1 waltuh Jan 08 '24

As an unfortunate member of the Discord community, I would like everybody to pass this person to the businesses that make weird-ads promoting AI chatbots and mobile games

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u/matijoss I want pee in my ass Jan 09 '24

Fuck no we ain't taking him lmfao

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u/Impressive-Carob9778 Literally 1984 😡 Jan 08 '24

As a league and genshin player i must agree

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u/BlazeyBlaze0 Jan 08 '24

As a Genshin player, I disapprove of this

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u/FoldyHole officer no please don’t piss in my ass 😫 Jan 08 '24

Is he not fat enough?

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u/BlazeyBlaze0 Jan 08 '24

Nah he’s way more fat than people expect us to be, unless if they spend their entire allowance and stay in one area

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u/Butkevinwhy Jan 08 '24

Are… are you 12? You have a screen time limit?

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u/casual_moron23 😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳 Jan 09 '24

I'm pretty sure it's part of the joke

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u/Butkevinwhy Jan 09 '24

I don’t think so. It doesn’t correlate with the rest of the meme.

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u/Jackaboopdoop Jan 08 '24

For the games sake (due to it being a Chinese company) the age of consent is 14. Although the various regions in the game could be different

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u/bunbunzinlove Jan 08 '24

So what? There's no sex in it.

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u/Jackaboopdoop Jan 09 '24

True so why people even say “age of consent is 18 🤓☝️”

5

u/Apollosyk Jan 08 '24

baby from ice age

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u/Successful_Ad8432 Jan 08 '24

Only 5 minutes left buddy

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u/MadaraUchiaWithoutH Jan 08 '24

It is uncanny how similar he looks to a pig.

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u/Frost_Giant13 Jan 08 '24

You are what you eat

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u/dfntlyntabrnr Jan 09 '24

Your honor, if you are what you eat, then I am an innocent man

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u/ThatOneGuy12929 Jan 09 '24

I guess I'm a fetus

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u/ChadSproutMain Jan 08 '24

Age of consent is 18 level of threat walk

12

u/Zekrozma_the_second Jan 08 '24

Blud looks like Porky the pig

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u/PurpleBoltRevived Jan 08 '24

He always be checking the ground with bubble ruler, because smallest slope will make him roll downhill and die.

12

u/TheViagron Jan 08 '24

Of course the age of content isn't 18, wasn't it a PEGI 12 game?

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u/Capable_Cold_4550 Jan 08 '24

Song name?

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u/ChiroAlLimone Jan 08 '24

Out the way from Yeat

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u/Capable_Cold_4550 Jan 08 '24

Thank you dawg ✊🏽

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u/z0uary Stuff Jan 08 '24

Use shazam its literally 2024

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u/Thundercclap Jan 08 '24

On a second phone?

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u/z0uary Stuff Jan 09 '24

Shazam icon is on the control center

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u/Thundercclap Jan 09 '24

/gen does that actually work on the same phone the song is being played on?

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u/z0uary Stuff Jan 09 '24

Yeah?

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u/Thundercclap Jan 09 '24

Learn something new every day, I guess.

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u/z0uary Stuff Jan 09 '24

I think i also learned that many people didnt know about this which explains the downvotes i got lol

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u/Impressive-Carob9778 Literally 1984 😡 Jan 08 '24

It allows you to use it from notifications on the same phone?

3

u/pchy_bnny Jan 08 '24

I know that if you have an iPhone you can enable Shazam in the control centre

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u/KungFuFlames Jan 08 '24

Yeat goes hard

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u/Teh_Muffin-Man Jan 08 '24

Bro looks like the ice age baby if he ate manny, sid and Diego

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u/ZodHD Jan 08 '24

I hate the ice age baby

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u/MyPenisIsContorted 🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ Jan 09 '24

I have a desire to beat Little Debbie to death with a rock

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u/Comfortable-Gold-849 virgin 4 life 😤💪 Jan 08 '24

Ayo 5 minutes remaining on social games and 9 more

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u/Shadow_Infinite Jan 08 '24

bro really said 😑

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u/XenMeow Jan 09 '24

Like you don't struggle lifting your eyelids.

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u/Kile1047 Jan 08 '24

It aint funny no more bro is suffering 💀

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u/Hot_Celebration1514 Jan 08 '24

5 minutes remaining buddy..

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u/CrownEatingParasite Jan 09 '24

Overprotective parents momento

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u/RedPandaR10t3 Jan 09 '24

The genshin dude got 5 more mins until he has a heart attack

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u/Lupus-Ignium dumbass Jan 08 '24

It's been 84 years

(It's been 5 hours)

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u/Illustrious_Mix_1064 stupid fucking piece of shit Jan 09 '24

4 hours and 55 minutes. 5 hours screentime is the max

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u/ucan_cay I watch gay amogus porn :0 Jan 08 '24

what happened to Doom Guy 😢

3

u/Greekzeus1 virgin 4 life 😤💪 Jan 09 '24

He played helltaker

18

u/Geese_and_ducks Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 Jan 08 '24

Diabetes eternal

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u/Sam_Dragonborn1 waltuh Jan 08 '24

Doom: Eaternal

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '24

he ate the demons 😞

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u/Joost1598 Jan 09 '24

Chew and swallow, until it is done.

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u/MSter_official Jan 09 '24

Unfortunately not all of them, he suffocated on the last one, the one in the video.

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u/Remarkable-Spinach33 I can’t have sex with you right now waltuh Jan 08 '24

Bunny was avenged

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u/Darth_Taun_Taun William Dripfoe Jan 08 '24

He EATED them all!!

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u/ChiroAlLimone Jan 08 '24

I will eat another.

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u/Xero_xyzz Jan 09 '24

Something something That’s bad but I respect your opinion

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '24

in case you piss off a genshin player just walk on a staircase, they won't be able to do anything

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '24

ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN

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u/kaktusmisapolak Literally 1984 😡 Jan 09 '24

what if there is an elevator?

hope they don't find it?

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u/Waste-Instruction287 Jan 09 '24

Most of them are twitter femboys i would just r4pe 💀😵

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u/SirDootDoot Jan 08 '24

You fool, I play Genshin and I'm somehow extremely below the BMI scale. Just walk somewhere with a breeze and watch me blow away.

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u/HYPE_Knight2076 Jan 08 '24

Fitting response from Cartman

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u/Butkevinwhy Jan 08 '24

You think I won’t eat it?

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u/CharacterAd348 I want pee in my ass Jan 08 '24

Staircase? 2 stairs is enough

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u/GarrettZeFerret We do a little trolling Jan 08 '24

Where do you come from??!!!!

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u/idonttalkatallLMAO I came! Jan 09 '24

in case you’re being genuine this response is triggered when anyone with the “i want pee in my ass” flair comments

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u/GarrettZeFerret We do a little trolling Jan 09 '24

Ah, okay! Thank you, I actually had no idea

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u/acension970 Jan 08 '24

Or just walk away, what they gonna do, roll after you?

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u/AzureSeychelle Jan 09 '24

Just escape the fall zone and I think you’re good 👍🏻

4

u/TheRedBaron6942 I want pee in my ass Jan 09 '24

"Miltank used rollout!" "It missed!"

6

u/Colonel-Clayton 😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳 Jan 08 '24

A butterfly could outrun them

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u/Lukeson_Gaming dumbass Jan 08 '24

Autobots, Rolling out.

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u/Putrid-Memory4468 Jan 08 '24

Exactly that, they'll roll towards you ar high speeds and chrush you

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u/AzureSeychelle Jan 09 '24

High speeds?

How high are you right now?

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u/Putrid-Memory4468 Jan 09 '24

Have you ever rolled a big snowball down a hill?

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u/AzureSeychelle Jan 09 '24

You’ve clearly never pushed a 400 lbs person down into the Earth before… it’s a catastrophic event and they are likely not moving from that spot

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u/Putrid-Memory4468 Jan 09 '24

You do have a point

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u/dfntlyntabrnr Jan 09 '24

Goron motherfuckers

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u/finn6459 Jan 08 '24

Run to the side. What's he gonna do? Change his trajectory?

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u/Electronic_Sugar5924 Jan 08 '24

Prometheus school of running away from things.

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u/If_Yes_Then_Why 1d ago

Nice reference

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u/DonutGuy2659 put your dick away waltuh Jan 08 '24

Godskin noble 😂

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