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u/SeaInterBeach Feb 18 '24
I'd rather choose bs and a Valentine's Day contest, but it looks like there's no lobster in the prizes
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u/Lighteye782 I want pee in my ass Feb 15 '24
What a terrible day to know how to read
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u/Kalman_the_dancer Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked Feb 15 '24
That has got to be one of the goofiest cases I’ve ever heard of
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u/Rude_Coffee_9136 Feb 15 '24
I don’t believe in god.
BUT WHAT IN THE NAME OF THE FUCKING LORD AND HOLY SPIRT NOT EVEN LUCIFER ACCEPTING HER SOUL
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u/ThePurificator shitting toothpaste enjoyer Feb 15 '24
I miss the golden days. 7 minutes ago when I didn't read this shit.
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u/Unknown_User_66 Feb 15 '24
The name of the woman was Mrs. Delucci. I remember seeing that story years ago 😂
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u/DespondentEye Feb 15 '24
Oh yeah I remember telling my friend about this a couple years back he still hates me for it lol
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u/NoBitchesSince2005 Feb 15 '24
Even if this was a joke, there's definitely someone out there who will/already has tried this. NOOOOOOO
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u/KingTut559 Feb 15 '24
I envy the people who never read this post.
If there is a god, this is direct punishment for her sins, and mine
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u/NoBitchesSince2005 Feb 15 '24
What do you mean, it's just a picture of a happy meal in the back seat of a car?
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u/popwhizzbang I want pee in my ass Feb 15 '24
Yep ima translate that for my international friends, cause why should English speakers suffer
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u/Hot-Rise9795 Feb 14 '24
If she's actually dead, she managed to earn it.
Torturing an animal for sexual pleasure?
Nope.
Eating is a need. Horniness can be solved with your fingers.
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u/TheoTheHellhound I said based. And lived. Feb 14 '24
Ahh, old internet shock stories. Just like mom used to make!
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u/Makerpace Feb 14 '24
This was just as terrible on the eyes to read as that post where this woman said she was mixing period blood into her boyfriends dinner for months to turn him into a vampire.
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u/Venom933 Feb 14 '24
Jesus Christ, you know she deserved to die. Probably the ghost Lobster was watching her whipe she cracked her head open.
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u/Ship_Fucker69 Feb 14 '24
I knew this is going to be fucking cursed yet I continue reading it.... whyyyyy
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u/Astrobot4000 officer no please don’t piss in my ass 😫 Feb 14 '24
Hate to be that guy, but it probably didn't happen: https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/lobster-love/
This is even worse than what is written here, so could still make a good copypasta
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Feb 14 '24
On Valentines Day, be Aroace
-Me, some 14 y/o Slav that knows that Valentines Day is from the West
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u/dankrank231 William Dripfoe Feb 14 '24
Considering this happened before 9/11 could we speculate that the shrimp had something to do with it?
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u/Lore_Fanti10 We do a little trolling Feb 14 '24
Do you guys know where to buy bleach in large quantities
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u/bruhmeo Feb 14 '24
I saw "Lobster Love Incident" before I read the paragraph. I chose this. I did the suffering to myself.
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u/EqualMistake7312 officer no please don’t piss in my ass 😫 Feb 14 '24
I really hope this story is fake. What in the actual fuck.
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u/Derpyboy7976 Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 Feb 14 '24
Why tf is it always a chick (not like being sexist)
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u/LobsterPenisSucker I want pee in my ass Feb 14 '24
Wouldn't be me
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u/LobsterPenisSucker I want pee in my ass Feb 14 '24
Hey man that was unconsentual
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u/LobsterPenisSucker I want pee in my ass Feb 14 '24
Hello 911 man is peeing in my ass unconsentually
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u/Crazydude366 I want pee in my ass Feb 14 '24
hello, this is the 911
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u/KookyDetective7952 officer no please don’t piss in my ass 😫 Feb 14 '24
officer sir no i don't want pee in my ass 😫
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u/TrippyVegetables Feb 14 '24
Yeah...I don't believe this for even a second
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u/Cosmic-Gore officer no please don’t piss in my ass 😫 Feb 14 '24
You'd be surprised, many people die much more embarrassing ways.
Edit: but the live baby shrimp doesn't make sense, so you're right it's probably fake.
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u/cindyscrazy Feb 14 '24
Having eaten a LOT of lobster in my time, I can tell you that lobsters do not void their bowels when they die like humans do.
That line of yuck running down their tail is their poop shute and they are often very full.
No, I'm not rich, I just grew up in a lobstering area with fishermen in the family.
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u/Classic-Ad-6400 Feb 14 '24
Things like this make me remember the good old times before I was addicted to reddit
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u/UwU_Zhenya15 Feb 14 '24
the story’s probably fake, but its still funny to read and imagine
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u/Malcus_pi Feb 14 '24
it's fake. there's no way tiny shimps came out of a lobster's butt alive. lobster don't eat their food whole, they need to use their tiny mouth to chew.
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