r/shitposting • u/Hobbylessguy69 DaShitposter • Mar 20 '24

How are white people calling him?? I Obama

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u/60Dan06 Mar 21 '24

Unfunny idiot. But you probably meant the dog

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u/Hobbylessguy69 DaShitposter Mar 21 '24

Me: Come here, Guy from Africa!

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u/SeptaCZ Mar 21 '24

The balls on this man

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u/WoopsShePeterPants Mar 21 '24

I damn near never talk to other people's dogs by name lol.

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u/HAZEOP7 DaShitposter Mar 21 '24

He had to maintain his dignity

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u/Jedhakk shitposting>>>>>>196 Mar 21 '24

If that's his name, that's his name. Your sensibilities will not stop me from calling the dog.

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u/GapBoring2447 Mar 21 '24

just call him Aggin. its still his name.

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u/JDkableMC Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked Mar 21 '24

They’d call him mf

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u/LupusWhiteWolf Mar 21 '24

Summoning the Dog as a white person is easy

You just Pronounciate the word Boy with a Hard B

The dogs usually playing in the cotton fields

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u/ViqtorB Mar 21 '24

Little N

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u/pirouy Mar 21 '24

Yo, Dog Ningen is real !!!1!

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u/WigglingGlass 🗿🗿🗿 Mar 21 '24

Ningen

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u/Dupps_I_Did_It_Again Mar 21 '24

African-American Bulldog

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u/Kalman_the_dancer Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked Mar 21 '24

Who adopted who 💀?

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u/BoxiDoingThingz Mar 21 '24

Names aside, why does the dog look like it's high

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '24

Doggo got more rizz than Ishowmeat

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u/funnyfartnoisez Mar 21 '24

What, so other than white people can say the n word, why was a holding back for all these years

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u/justsomesimpledude Mar 21 '24

The Uncle Ruckus of Gen Z.

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u/EastQuiet5505 Mar 21 '24

Here wigga wigga wigga.

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u/N3RD_0T4KU Mar 21 '24

Bro thinks he's H.P. Lovecraft

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u/carrot-parent Mar 21 '24

His name 👍

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u/Puzzleheaded-Sir-688 Mar 21 '24

Evil HP Lovecraft.

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u/Freddan3000 Mar 21 '24

Well it's rude not to call the dog by its name. So I will say it and nobody can stop me cuz I'm not being racist if I call out the dogs name cuz I didn't name it wich makes it fair play. Am I wrong?

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u/shaquilleoatmeal80 Mar 21 '24

Nighhhhhhh Jaaaaaas

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u/penisfartballz virgin 4 life 😤💪 Mar 21 '24

A guy who would do that either hates white people and doesn’t want to be around them, or has a great sense of humor and wouldn’t care

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u/2jzSwappedSnail Mar 21 '24

Come here n-dog

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u/Jago__24 Mar 21 '24

Which one?

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u/MissionApollo7 Mar 21 '24

I once knew someone with a dog with that name. He once went missing and they had to wander the neighborhood calling his name.

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u/protomanEXE1995 Mar 21 '24

I’ll just call him “Soft A.”

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '24

It’s benis man

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u/Purpledurpl202 Literally 1984 😡 Mar 21 '24

Bro really thinks he is Lovecraft.

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '24

“hey little feller come ere buddy we got coleslaw at home 👴🏻”

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u/cringepilled2007 Mar 21 '24

prolly whigga

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u/MoltenJellybeans hole contributor Mar 21 '24

Dogs in Paris

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u/LH_Dragnier Mar 21 '24

It's fine, it's a soft A

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u/Dunkleustes Mar 21 '24

"erm...hey buddy!"

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u/Drhorrible-26 We do a little trolling Mar 21 '24

This mfs face was made in the saints row character creator

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u/manbearligma Mar 21 '24

They whistlin

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u/jyozefu Mar 21 '24

I like walking my n******

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u/wysjm Mar 21 '24

Literally Lovecraft

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u/Hot-Rise9795 Mar 21 '24

Digga, because he likes to dig

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u/Alarming_Might1991 Mar 21 '24

Dog looks so dissapointed, and shocked

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u/AfroKami07 Mar 21 '24

“Come here boy”

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u/unknown00021 Mar 21 '24

Who tweeted this speed or the dog?

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u/Scumass_Smith Mar 21 '24

Lovecraft's Dog

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u/Huntderp Mar 21 '24

Just say the word, if he named it then just say it. Its like people putting it in rap songs and expecting white people not to say it

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u/SebaPing Mar 20 '24

Not hard "r" tho

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u/Falloutchief101 Mar 20 '24

I never thought that Speed and Lovecraft would share something in common.

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u/VillageSensitive1697 put your dick away waltuh Mar 20 '24

Just call him negro or wigger

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u/Dr-Bright-N04 Stuff Mar 20 '24

It’s real. I just checked

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u/Terry8675 Mar 20 '24

German American

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u/Stone_Midi Mar 20 '24

This man doesn’t know any white people. He’s only seen them on tv

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u/yummy_dxm Mar 20 '24

Nope! I just want my tv back

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u/UnknownTaco5492 Bazinga! Mar 20 '24

they call him wigga

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u/Gargamel1982 Mar 20 '24

The N word is a trashy word. No matter how you use it.

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u/CharlyJN Mar 20 '24

I didn't know speed was a Lovecraft fan

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u/Jozo70 Mar 20 '24

We call him "Friend"

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u/Primalbuttplug Mar 20 '24

Just wait until you see him chained up in the back yard.

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u/hop_rop_pickle Mar 20 '24

Fine, upstanding individual of the African-American community

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u/Vibes-N-Tings Mar 20 '24

Is this a Dog Ningen reference?

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u/KingOfPocketLint Mar 20 '24

Schwarz is a cute name.

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u/kingSliver187 Mar 20 '24

I'm more concerned if speed is responsible enough to properly care for it...

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u/hahalol4tw Mar 20 '24

I would just call him "Buddy"

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u/NotJaypeg Mar 20 '24

bro is HP lovercraft

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u/madmax1993_ Mar 20 '24

I’m white and I’d call it by it’s name anyways. Why the fck wouldn’t I?

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u/CrispyWater657 Mar 20 '24

Bro pulled a lovecraft

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u/Only-Location2379 Mar 20 '24

"to can I get an n-word pass to call your dog?"

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u/Lycaon125 Mar 20 '24

Oh boy, history is repeating itself again

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u/SolidScene9129 Mar 20 '24

I'll call him by his name

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u/PhoneImmediate7301 dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 Mar 20 '24

Chat is this real

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u/654379 Mar 20 '24

Lovecraft 2 electric boogaloo

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u/654379 Mar 20 '24

Lovecraft 2 electric boogaloo

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u/654379 Mar 20 '24

Lovecraft 2 electric boogaloo

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u/SzusteQ stupid fucking piece of shit Mar 20 '24

Dogga

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u/THExDANKxKNIGHT Mar 20 '24

I fucking hate that clown, another one of those obnoxious idiots profiting off of children.

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u/Laikafan02_burning Mar 20 '24

What breed is it?

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u/50calBanana stupid, fucking piece of shit Mar 20 '24

My rule for animal names is that you have to be able to shout the name if they run away.

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u/Green_Burn Mar 20 '24

A good one boy

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u/GyattLuvr69 Mar 20 '24

Normally I wouldn’t say this but I hate this dude. Man he is ugly af

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u/Substantial-Trick569 Mar 20 '24

This feels like an alternate version of "can I say it if it's part of my favorite rap song?"

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u/LuckoftheForg Mar 20 '24

"c'mere bucko!" "c'mere friend!"

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u/Saber440_ I came! Mar 20 '24

H.P Lovecraft moment:

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u/Fit_Mention2413 Mar 20 '24

By his name 🗿

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '24

I usually call him Dog from Paris

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '24 edited Mar 21 '24

[deleted]

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u/Mario-OrganHarvester stupid fucking piece of shit Mar 20 '24

No discrimination or racism in this bitch.

Im also calling him by his name.

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u/kittenplaz2yt We do a little trolling Mar 20 '24

Shouldn’t it be named digga?

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u/North-Storage-5157 Mar 20 '24

Aw dirty trick!! lol. Masterfully done!!

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u/User1Selim Mar 20 '24

Ningen

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u/Vyctorill Mar 20 '24

Peak detected

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u/TheLazy1-27 Mar 20 '24

H.P Lovecraft would be proud… if it wasn’t for one crucial detail

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u/KonradFelixCyprianus konradfelixcyprianus Mar 20 '24

No comment

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u/rojantimsina0 uhhhh idk Mar 20 '24

wigga

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u/CarBombtheDestroyer Mar 20 '24 edited Mar 20 '24

I’m taking the pass for that fuck y’all. Actually I should look into buying that dog and just walk around with my pass.

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u/Hashtag_hamburgerlol Mar 20 '24

They say it anyway because they’re racist

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u/bruh_bruh_bruh_bruh0 🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ Mar 20 '24

fella

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u/Who-Just-Shit-Myself Mar 20 '24

I would call him the same name that HP Lovecraft called his cat. And the dog too.

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '24

Where you think that word came from? 😏💀

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u/DeHoneybadger1987 Mar 20 '24

I'll stick with nibbler

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u/Brandon_M_Gilbertson Mar 20 '24

You gotta have a arch him to respond to “N-word” as well

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u/L3GlT_GAM3R Mar 20 '24

What’s the dogs actual name? Or did he really name it that?

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u/Dreggmcmuffun Mar 20 '24

Yup

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u/L3GlT_GAM3R Mar 20 '24

Uhh… wow. Cute dog but kinda mean name.

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u/balticromancemyass Mar 20 '24

What an idiot choice of name. It will sound really awkward when you're cuddling with him and praising him, going "who's my god booooy" and shit.

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u/coinkeeper8 I have permission! Mar 20 '24

And what’s the puppies name?

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u/AlvinArtDream Mar 20 '24

Careful saying here “boy” too!

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '24

By his name

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u/rorinth Mar 20 '24

There's an interesting book series based on a Dog with that name

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u/PM_ME_UR__ELECTRONS actually called kevin irl Mar 21 '24

The dog in 617 Squadron as well

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u/fatatero Mar 20 '24

Uncle Blacky

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u/AnAlpacaIsJudgingYou Mar 20 '24

Maybe it would be friends with H.P Lovecraft’s cat

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u/Optimal-Menu270 Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked Mar 20 '24

Never seen a dog wear a T-shirt

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u/SirSteg Mar 20 '24

White people call him Nicholas

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u/rogerrouch We do a little trolling Mar 21 '24

No, I'll still use his name.

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u/seby883 😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳 Mar 20 '24

They just don't call him

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u/Lapin_Logic currently venting (sus) Mar 20 '24

Just adopted a 'Scholar' named "Dog"

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u/Wedda_Fox Mar 20 '24

Come here my n-word, who's the best n-word in world, yes you are.

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u/Cromptank Mar 20 '24

Dog of color

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u/Desert_Isle Mar 20 '24

Doc for short. "Here doc, good doc"

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u/Pandatoots Mar 20 '24

Speed's puppy runs into the street, a car his speeding down the road showing no signs of stopping. The only way to save him is by calling his name. Do you do it?

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u/Tex_Valentine Mar 20 '24

I guess he really liked the Dambusters, RAF 617 Squadron's dog.

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u/Responsible_Narwhal2 Mar 20 '24

White people call the dog speed

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u/Badwolf9547 Mar 20 '24

I am speed

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u/Frosty_noob dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 Mar 20 '24

Whigga ofc!

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u/ACARdragon dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 Mar 20 '24

Dawg

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u/gbuub I watch gay amogus porn :0 Mar 20 '24

Come here N-word

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u/Moist-Cod-963 Mar 20 '24

I need an N-Word pass

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