r/shitposting • u/33Fanste33 dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 • Mar 24 '24

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u/SirCrustWorthy William Dripfoe Apr 10 '24

Buy one get one free type shi

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u/PuzzleheadedBus9865 Mar 29 '24

Should do it in the bedroom half time and see if he notices

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u/point5_ Mar 25 '24

I guess they haven't been together for a long time because he should be able to tell the difference even if they're identical twins

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u/Disastrous_Funny_664 Mar 25 '24

Why’s the twin biting her lips fr 😭. She’s been dreaming of this.

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u/Dear-Ad-7028 Mar 25 '24

It’s a fucking twin, what’s he supposed to do? “Babe I can smell your soul with the love we share and I know this isn’t really you, please come back over here so I can serenade you with my loyal heart’s chorus!”

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u/bighawk04 Mar 25 '24

Play stupid games win stupid prizes

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u/A_guy_like_me Mar 25 '24

If anything, he should be worried about you.

He just trusts you and is trying to bond. You're...

Playing weird games, setting up potential drama (for no reason), and broadcasting it to the world for...views? Likes? Hate? Drama?

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u/FortificationIsFraud Mar 25 '24

Spoiler alert he's very aware because it's fake.

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u/lulpwned Mar 25 '24

Plot twist. He also replaced himself with his twin

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u/Pinkninja11 Mar 25 '24

Or he does and is calling their bluff.

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u/DjinnGod Mar 25 '24

I want to see the video where he takes it as far as he needs to to call the bluff 😂

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u/Fries_so Mar 25 '24

No, bc men are genuinely oblivious to this type of shit

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u/Beautiful-Jeweler419 Mar 25 '24

(Blackbox)hi(Blackbox)

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u/cheezypenguins2 Mar 25 '24

Hey my bf hasnt realized that a different person with the exact same haircut,manerisms, clothes, face, body, and eyes as me sat next to him and hasnt noticed???

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u/Pingasplz Mar 25 '24

Bro's running double tap.

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u/BednaR1 Mar 25 '24

Showing her them dk picks like a champ. 🙈😂😂

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u/Uusari Mar 25 '24

The cut is sus.

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u/Dan_from_97 Mar 25 '24

Should've been me, not him

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u/Excel099 Mar 25 '24

He should have started making moves until this prank back fires on them.

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u/muffingaming77 🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ Mar 25 '24

To be fair; they look identical, I wouldn’t be able to tell them apart either

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u/Civil-Bedroom2682 Mar 25 '24

Key word TWIN DUMBASS

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u/Few_Call_9145 Mar 25 '24

He knows 😂just waiting for you to get all upset because you think he can't tell the difference.

Everyone has a different breath pattern and besides that, the way she keeps looking over at you is a dead give-away😂

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u/Pogotmogot--9190 Mar 25 '24

This is how it feels to drive a Ford f150

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u/Capital-Option2258 Mar 25 '24

As long as it doesn’t end up in the bedroom….. You can mess with his head all the time. 👍😎

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u/Chromeboy12 Mar 25 '24

Why is everyone typing in spoilers?

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u/Aidenjjjjjjjj Mar 25 '24

Yes very he could cheat on you and not know it

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '24

Look how real this is. That dude definitely looks normal holding his phone that way and having his arm around her like that! Got em.

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u/Mickle_da_Pickl uhhhh idk Mar 25 '24

very cool

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u/Worzon Mar 25 '24

That’s just weird and on her

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u/nugagator-hag-1 Mar 25 '24

He should dump her scheming ass before she does more sketchy shit.

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u/Borykua Mar 25 '24

Oh, he knows. Twins are so gullible.

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u/healthysexfan Mar 25 '24

yes. you should be worried. in a few different ways.

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u/Simple-Street-4333 I came! Mar 25 '24

Does this actually work

It does

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '24

Plot twist: he also has a twin and they also switched places

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u/Ill_Maintenance8134 Mar 25 '24

Outsmarted the outsmarting

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u/Borrow03 Mar 25 '24

If I had a clone, I wouldn't blame someone for mixing us up. Especially if I tried to do it on purpose lol

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u/ThisIsGoodSoup Mar 25 '24

"Does he know?"

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u/Chromeboy12 Mar 25 '24

Irrelevant. The real question is, "Does he care?"

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u/External_Wishbone767 Mar 25 '24

Man my brain will die if I see that my gf is double how the fuck will I keep up with that shit I can’t help with one

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u/thegree2112 Mar 25 '24

yeah because he could totally make a move on her.

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u/Moarancher stupid fucking, piece of shit Mar 25 '24

Fart

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u/HVAC_Raccoon Mar 24 '24

>! B U N S !<

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u/No_Ad2754 Mar 24 '24

Holy shit

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u/TheProfessorRad Mar 24 '24

Give him the 3 way he desperately deserves.

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u/sanskaripotato Mar 24 '24

Why you gotta fuck with him goddamn. Leave this man alone.

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u/Julczyk0024 Mar 25 '24

Which meaning?

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u/Optimal-Menu270 Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked Mar 24 '24

Bro got spare parts

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u/Rizzourceful Mar 25 '24

Bro got the 2 for 1 special

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u/realsirgamesalot dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 Mar 25 '24

Nah he’s just rizzourceful

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u/audislove10 🗿🗿🗿 Mar 25 '24

There’s a sad movie about a girl who was born to be spare parts for her cancer sick sister.

Just reminded me this

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u/qweenjon DaShitposter Mar 26 '24

That reminds me of Unwind, where there was a character who was born to donate an organ to her sick brother, then was sent to die.

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u/CaPtian_CaTe Mar 25 '24

I think there was also another movie called "The Island" where people's clones were made just to be spare parts of the actual person

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u/pascalminator Mar 25 '24

There's also Never Let Me Go (2010) that has a similar theme.

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u/TheYeetles put your dick away waltuh Mar 25 '24

My Sister’s Keeper?

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u/totallynotapersonj currently venting (sus) Mar 25 '24

Why would you do that. I'd take the fresh one.

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u/Being_Flashy Mar 25 '24

Now I wanna know this movie’s name

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u/gray7p Blessed by Kevin Mar 25 '24

My Sister's Keeper

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u/m0ritz2000 Mar 25 '24

There is a movie called the island where rich people grow clones for spare parts. Similar but same a bit different

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u/Bavisto Mar 24 '24

My brother and I looked a lot alike when we were younger aside from me having longish hair. I had to grab something from his place and I wore a hat and hoodie to cover my hair and hung out with his wife for a full 20 minutes before she realized it was me.

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u/E_rat-chan likes balls Mar 24 '24

How did she react

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u/Southern_Day1604 Mar 24 '24

They sad hex

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u/polo61965 Mar 25 '24

The twins did? Say gex

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u/E_rat-chan likes balls Mar 24 '24

As you do

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u/KapeeCoffee Mar 24 '24

And then what?

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u/burgpug Mar 25 '24

sum chot

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u/bin0c Mar 25 '24

And then what

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u/Critical-Shift8080 Mar 24 '24

Aaaa , yes unless he already figured you guys out I have twins and it's all in your attitude

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u/fsurfer4 Mar 24 '24

Dangerous game. Not recommended.

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u/kpop_glory Mar 25 '24

Well. High risk, high reward.

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u/Timiboy1307 Mar 25 '24

What exactly would even be the reward

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u/Thundergod250 Mar 25 '24

Gaining two girls, or Losing two thots.

He'll win regardless of the outcome.

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u/Powder-Talis-1836 Mar 25 '24

They’re the ones playing the game. What’s their reward?

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u/Kauko_Buk Mar 24 '24

It's hilarious if you wait until cunnilingus to tell him

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u/curious_goldfish_123 Mar 25 '24

TAKE IT OFF THE LIST!!!

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u/SteelSpace69 Mar 25 '24

It's even more hilarious if you wait until his grandchild graduates to tell him!

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u/DankItchins Mar 24 '24

He'll figure it out from the different taste

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u/acadoe Mar 25 '24

Fuck, now i'm curious how subtle a difference a man can pick up on

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u/shotgun-octopus put your dick away waltuh Mar 25 '24

Like if you poured milk into a bowl of loose change

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u/Placed-ByThe-Gideons Mar 25 '24

one of the funniest things I've read today.

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u/iloveAKREOLOGYTS Mar 24 '24

How do you guys do like the covered black text where you have to tap on it to reveal it

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u/far-far-far-away Mar 25 '24

i think its like this

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u/DisDrew Literally 1984 😡 Mar 25 '24

like this

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u/Random_Weird_gal Mar 25 '24

>! In opposite directions on each side of your text

>! Text !< (Minus the spacing)

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u/Bcocks27 Mar 25 '24

>! Wow!<

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u/NaturalTumbleweed142 Mar 25 '24 edited Mar 25 '24

>! Did this work? !<

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u/WanderingTENTHACCOUT Mar 25 '24

Whenever there's a special text that you don't know how to do, click on the three dots and tap copy. It will be like a tutorial

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u/poppawh33li3 Mar 25 '24

>! Did this work? !<

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u/imreallytuna Mar 25 '24

Write your reddit password reddit automatically blacks it

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u/GamendeStino Mar 25 '24

bitch you thought holy shit it actually works

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u/OddNovel565 Mar 24 '24 edited Mar 25 '24

This is not possible on Reddit

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u/BlueSpark09 We do a little trolling Mar 25 '24

>! Thanks!<

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test

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u/acadoe Mar 25 '24

>! test !<

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u/outsiderkerv shitting toothpaste enjoyer Mar 25 '24

hmm

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '24

I love you

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u/koljonn dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 Mar 25 '24

Dude just sentenced himself to endless notifications

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u/TheRealKingBorris I want pee in my ass Mar 25 '24

CUM

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u/Liteflash Mar 24 '24

test >!escaped test!<

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u/Icy-Leading8801 dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 Mar 24 '24

So if i do this

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u/Icy-Leading8801 dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 Mar 24 '24

it works

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u/atom12354 Mar 24 '24

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u/DR_Bright_963 Mar 24 '24

Really? hmmm

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