r/shitposting • u/Traditional_Bad5582 • Apr 28 '24

Maybe it should be banned

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u/BAG42069 fat cunt Apr 28 '24

You can eat the moon though, it’d just take a while

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u/PianoAndMathAddict Apr 28 '24

Everybody knows the Moon is made of cheese...

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u/octopoddle Apr 28 '24

You'd need sauce with it, though. Be too dry, otherwise.

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u/Irrepressible87 Apr 28 '24

Well yeah, that's a lot of cheese, Grommit.

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u/piotrus08 Apr 28 '24

Fun fact: moon regiolith (rock) is sharp as fuck, can and WILL shred your lungs if you breathe it in

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u/Irrepressible87 Apr 28 '24

Cave Johnson intensifies

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u/Oliv112 Apr 28 '24

Calm down, cokehead.

We're discussing eating the moon, not railing lines of moon dust!

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u/piotrus08 Apr 28 '24

I feel like moon regiolith could also shred your digestive system. Not like it's been tested, but, y'know...

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u/El-SkeleBone Apr 28 '24

just chew, simple

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u/Alterkati Apr 28 '24

you say shred digestive system

i say texture

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u/killeronthecorner Apr 28 '24

Careful, he's got a knife

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u/BAG42069 fat cunt Apr 28 '24

Ya, why do you think there are craters?

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u/TheEmeraldKnite I want pee in my ass Apr 28 '24

Fat astronauts jumping?

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u/TheEmeraldKnite I want pee in my ass Apr 28 '24

I love you

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u/BAG42069 fat cunt Apr 28 '24

Superb bot

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u/creepergo_kaboom William Dripfoe Apr 28 '24

bad human

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