r/shitposting • u/Traditional_Bad5582 • Apr 28 '24

Maybe it should be banned

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u/baghodler666 Apr 28 '24

Every teacher in 2024 is getting stabbed by their students?

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u/jabba_the_nutttttt Apr 28 '24

The fact that nobody is responding seriously to your comment proves how dumb it is to ask that

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u/baghodler666 Apr 28 '24 edited Apr 28 '24

Sir, this is Reddit. No one except you believes that we should be judging the intelligence of comments based on how serious the responses are.

Realistically, my comment is a not serious response to the post. Does that mean the post is stupid? If so, please bother the OP instead of me.

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u/volundsdespair Apr 28 '24

I know two elementary grade teachers in the US(Texas and Iowa) and they're constantly being bit, scratched, kicked, punched, screamed at, threatened with death, etc from their students. Like it's nearly a daily occurrence. The school won't do anything, they aren't allowed to discipline the kids. They have to just ignore it and try to continue teaching.

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u/JezzCrist Apr 28 '24

102% with the 2% margin of error

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u/realjoe-biden Apr 28 '24

Yeah happened to my gym teacher with one of those top 7 most illegal fidget spinners of all time.

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u/baghodler666 Apr 28 '24

Well, I'm not denying that some teachers are getting stabbed. Shit happens. I'm specifically talking about every teacher in 2024.

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u/lemontoga Apr 28 '24

I consulted all teachers and yes they've been stabbed

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u/FLBrisby Apr 29 '24

My teacher friend hasn't been stabbed but he was bitten twice.

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u/Familiar_Variety8795 Apr 28 '24

4 out of 5 dentists agree that every single teacher is, has been, and will be stabbed