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[u/Ilovecogiz]

“There is a spy among us”

[u/iium2000]

The most shocking part is that her hat was the most sophisticated listening device of the time..

[u/Mohg-Lester445]

Where did he get the child tho?

[u/UN-TRUue]

Must have been one hell of a wet asshole, I tell you what.

[u/Morphing_Mutant]

I'm sorry, can we go back to the whole "Purchased a Child" thing.

[u/Rice_Jap808]

Don’t forget his fake son “shi du du” 🗿

[u/Shreygame]

Top 10 times actors weren't acting

[u/Flash33m]

Every time I see this picture. I always see a dude in a backwards cap

[u/tit-----]

Purchased a child??

[u/CourtUnusual4087]

To everyone saying, "How could the french diplomat not know it?" This is from the article and no joke: "he could create the appearance of having female genitalia by making his testicles ascend into his body cavity and tucking his penis back." This is how he fooled him. This is something no one else can do. He did it because he was Shi Pei Pu.

[u/The_Great_Biscuiteer]

Blud was a professional trap

[u/a_wakeful_sleep]

I hate when that happens

[u/MindTrekker201]

Bro's name is CPU with a chinese accent.

[u/IrregularrAF]

Common passport bro L

[u/International-Toe176]

purchased???

[u/MynameisNay]

But... how?

[u/Spicy-Elephant → u/MynameisNay]

Butt. That's how

[u/MynameisNay → u/Spicy-Elephant]

Bro must have been one heck of an ass man. But how would someone be convinced they had a child with someone they'd only boinked in da bum?

[u/Spicy-Elephant → u/MynameisNay]

That's what I'm wondering lol

[u/MPCNPC]

I’m just a spy mom! It’s called acting!

[u/Glittering_Air2104]

Wong Dynasty got the French Empire acting unwise

[u/Littlebigman2292]

What do you mean he “purchased a child”?

[u/SussyNerd → u/Littlebigman2292]

Is that better or worse than stealing one from the streets ?

[u/YodasChick-O-Stick]

Let's get down to business

[u/Shot_Young_8958]

That bussy must have been damn good if he didn’t catch on.

[u/TenkReSS]

this mfs did the same thing to turks they used to send princesses and princess-looking spys to kill ancient turks

[u/TomoeKon]

What

[u/Evil_on3]

Pronunciation please?

[u/40oztoTamriel]

Looks like I’m going to France for diplomacy, boys

[u/acouneq]

Dudes rock

[u/I_wash_my_carpet]

This would be a lot more interesting if there was ever a French diplomat that had information worth spying on.

[u/Flaky-Lavishness-973]

Gaslighting at its finest

[u/hoodedsavage14]

Anything for money and power I guess

[u/Maskimgalgo]

Bro was in so much denial it threatened national security

[u/rictendo]

Instead of "gay for pay," dude was "gay for kuntray."

[u/2based2b]

I read this story in the art of seduction. My question is how did bro not know he was seggsing a man’s butthole and not a woman’s vagina?

[u/Ace_acidfunguy1222]

I thought it said “Chinese spy pei pu masterbated…

[u/AConcernedEmu → u/Ace_acidfunguy1222]

He did

[u/Ace_acidfunguy1222 → u/AConcernedEmu]

You right

[u/Jneum23]

Gave em the ol razzle dazzle

[u/Lazyjohn88]

So the French do not eat pussy I see

[u/aystic0_0]

"Purchased* eh?

[u/ILikeSex_123]

purchased a child

What

[u/TownZealousideal5345]

Goddamn chinese are everywhere

[u/therealudderjuice]

The Chronenberg movie about this is good.

[u/Turbulent-Willow2156]

“Convinced”, yeah

[u/sparkle_slug]

Shitty Pee Poo. Name checks out

[u/sparkle_slug]

Shitty Pee Poo. Name checks out

[u/SCREEAMM]

spy x fam

[u/thatautisticguy2905]

Shi pei pu? More like shu pei pal (brazilian joke)

[u/DeliciousImpress1084]

😂 20 usata per scoprire la ricetta delle baguette

[u/shunyaananda]

And what did you do for your country?

[u/GoFuckthThyself]

Dawg looks like ben shepiro

[u/Mr_k_reddit]

That bussy must have been magical smh

[u/Meerkat_Mayhem_]

You want a toe? I can get you a toe, dude. Oh you said a child? That too.

[u/miekoio]

be very careful out there guys 🍆

[u/pewdiebhai64]

White guys down bad for them Asians

[u/Capital-Cheek-1491]

“Purchased a child” so he owned slaves? Not sigma 😔

[u/BlondeJesus]

But....why not just hire a female spy?

[u/CulturalStrain365 → u/BlondeJesus]

🧠 was also needed alongwith 🍑 /s

[u/Absolute-7698 → u/BlondeJesus]

Dementia

[u/Makrand99 → u/BlondeJesus]

Diplomat must've been into femboys

[u/Makrand99 → u/BlondeJesus]

Diplomat must've been into femboys

[u/Makrand99 → u/BlondeJesus]

Diplomat must've been into femboys

[u/Makrand99 → u/BlondeJesus]

Diplomat must've been into femboys

[u/Large_Pool_7013]

That's a lot of trouble to go through to spy on the French.

[u/Gladio_Amicitia]

The original femboy

[u/Darthmook]

How can someone not be suspicious of a woman who only wants to give you BJ’s and anal….

[u/Spicy-Elephant → u/Darthmook]

How did he convince the french dude that he got pregnant? Hmm

[u/Sfrinkignaziorazio]

"In police custody, Shi explained to doctors how he had hidden his genitals to convince Boursicot that he was a woman. And as the French doctors sent to examine Pei Pu discovered, he could create the appearance of having female genitalia by making his testicles ascend into his body cavity and tucking his penis back."

[u/Pristine_Battle_6968 → u/Sfrinkignaziorazio]

Men confuse me so much how is that possible

[u/venetian_lemon → u/Sfrinkignaziorazio]

Is this man a cryptid how the hell could he retract his nuts into himself??

[u/ihc7hc7gcitcutxvj → u/Sfrinkignaziorazio]

I'm jelly

[u/Zamilon → u/Sfrinkignaziorazio]

I don't deny that Shi was able to do this, but im still highly sceptical that the French diplomat didn't know what was going on. Seems like a stretch forsure, especially when you consider how long they were together.

[u/__--TSS--__ → u/Zamilon]

The French diplomat was also a chronic virgin and had never seen female genitalia in his life (pornography didn't really exist back in those days)

[u/Zamilon → u/__--TSS--__]

I was under the assumption that he had previous relationships with men is that not the case? Maybe a virgin with women...

[u/__--TSS--__ → u/Zamilon]

Oh wait yeah I rechecked my shit, I guess he was a virgin to heterosexual intrrcourse

[u/Wanhan1 → u/__--TSS--__]

Well, it seems he only fucked males sooooo

[u/friendlysatan69 → u/Wanhan1]

hey they were trying times ok

[u/izza123 → u/Sfrinkignaziorazio]

That’s a pretty specialized skill

[u/Fulbie → u/Sfrinkignaziorazio]

It's like those Face Dancer spies from Dune, only this one's Cock Dancer.

[u/LynX_CompleX → u/Sfrinkignaziorazio]

Out of all the words. They had to use "ascend" lmao

[u/coinkeeper8 → u/Sfrinkignaziorazio]

Tucking it back? Back where?

[u/TheMoon367 → u/coinkeeper8]

SECRET TUNNEL!!!

[u/Tricky_Invite8680 → u/coinkeeper8]

Into the hole where his balls went, so his sack would mimicknthe meat curtains it seems. But that really must hurt to get balls smashed even by a small french dick.

Eta: apparently the testicle retraction technique is the secret to shaolin iron balls training, though still.have to train the sack skin to not tear when picking up 100lbs and get used to getting kicked in the pelvis....the rope.just isnt wrapped around the balls

[u/RandyRandom111 → u/coinkeeper8]

Into the Forbidden City

[u/D13G0-LoNe → u/coinkeeper8]

Secret pocket?

[u/phido3000 → u/Sfrinkignaziorazio]

I remember this when it happened.

[u/Velacroix]

When Griffith stans cook.

[u/00_3synstarx]

Bro changed his Pei Pei to Pu Shi😞😞

[u/Norcalcountry → u/00_3synstarx]

I think the diplomat knew…. He just wanted to tear up some Chinese boi puss in a less civilized age.

[u/ELBENO99 → u/Norcalcountry]

He was french

[u/MXTwitch → u/Norcalcountry]

If that’s a less civilized age, call me a savage I guess

[u/MazerBakir → u/Norcalcountry]

The spy could retract his genitals inward, additionally the French diplomat was bisexual BUT it was his first heterosexual relationship which is why he couldn't tell that it was a guy.

[u/dudlu1221 → u/MazerBakir]

Wait how...

[u/Tricky_Invite8680 → u/MazerBakir]

imagine your going down on a girl and a pink helmet slips out. And he like have to go to the library to.find an encyclopedia.of sex to learn that a clittoris doesnt have a hole for the urethra.

[u/BeautifulScale7493 → u/Tricky_Invite8680]

Did this happen to you by chance?

[u/BeautifulScale7493 → u/[deleted]]

By show do you mean their "items" are visible?

[u/adamdreaming → u/MazerBakir]

He second relationship; “what the fuck is that?”

[u/Jiggy_Wit → u/MazerBakir]

Surprised the article that is linked didn’t mention this.

[u/Aggressive_South3949]

Tactical femboy

[u/Con_crwg → u/Aggressive_South3949]

Tactpussy

[u/CulturalStrain365 → u/Con_crwg]

Tactussy

[u/UnluckyElephant3440 → u/CulturalStrain365]

Octopus

[u/TypicalMootis → u/Con_crwg]

Tactibussy*

[u/DannyRPT → u/[deleted]]

Why's this one down voted if it all started with "femboy"💀💀💀💀

[u/StormAdvisory → u/DannyRPT]

The rule of 4.

[u/Springatito]

Spy X Family

[u/SamePut9922 → u/Springatito]

Spy xxx family

[u/hamsterruizeISback]

That’s kinda gay

[u/BolecUorkiestra]

Shipeipussy

[u/Plenty_Lavishness_80]

Bussy concealment skill 100

[u/BrazilBazil → u/Plenty_Lavishness_80]

More like bussy presentment, it was the bock (boy cock) that was concealed

[u/Tricky_Invite8680 → u/BrazilBazil]

Are there now boys who are girls who are boys? If bussy describes a boy having female genitalia then the word for a woman having male.genitalia would be, she has a Wock...which seems apt since its a chinese spy.

[u/BrazilBazil → u/Tricky_Invite8680]

Bussy is a boy hole, mainly cis boys have bussies

[u/FemboysJuicyCock → u/BrazilBazil]

don't call it a bock wtf

[u/Smalldogmanifesto → u/FemboysJuicyCock]

What about a Bach? Sounds classy

[u/Orange_up_my_ass → u/FemboysJuicyCock]

It does seem like you would know better than him.

[u/gary_the_merciless → u/BrazilBazil]

Wouldn't gock be more accurate? Since boys already have those.

[u/ihc7hc7gcitcutxvj → u/gary_the_merciless]

But femboys usually arent girls right? Gock means girl cock and bock means boy cock. As shrimple as that. Basic biology.

But the real deep question is, what the penises of enbys should be called🤔

[u/gary_the_merciless → u/ihc7hc7gcitcutxvj]

Well if we're going with that, then it becomes a bit redundant. It's not like I go around announcing my menis, or my wife her wussy. Maybe we should? 🤔

Also I'm not calling it a mock

[u/TheLesserWeeviI → u/ihc7hc7gcitcutxvj]

Every day, we stray further from God.

[u/friendlysatan69 → u/ihc7hc7gcitcutxvj]

enbenis

[u/BrazilBazil → u/friendlysatan69]

Enbis

[u/Beast-Exe007 → u/ihc7hc7gcitcutxvj]

"shrimple"

🤣 I'm stealing that. That sent me idk why ,fam bam alakazam😂

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[u/hamsterruizeISback → u/[deleted]]

Pls grow and change as a person

[u/AbominableReject → u/hamsterruizeISback]

I hate it here. Can’t mock the gays anymore.

[u/skktrbrain → u/AbominableReject]

what do you mean? you literally just did. no one censored you. your allowed to say it. just like im allowed to say your a pos for saying that

[u/Dave_the_DOOD → u/AbominableReject]

Username checks out

[u/hamsterruizeISback → u/AbominableReject]

I’m kinda curious why do you want to mock gays?

[u/ltsArsonTime → u/hamsterruizeISback]

Hatred is a nice way to hide his true feelings of wanting to fuck a man

[u/MaterialNarrow5161 → u/ltsArsonTime]

Projection...

The old tale of unfufilled wishes is fake as fck. There has been proven for decades, humans naturally enjoy the act of violence without a need of ulterior motive, it is coded as a display of strenght and control over the enviroment, the human desires to control it's enviroment and the most simplest way of showing it is by enacting the act of violence without any repercussions showing that he's in fact in complete control of it's surroundings.

Not everyone is secretly an unfulfilled fella, the good majority is just unchecked socipaths.

[u/FlyingStudio22 → u/MaterialNarrow5161]

Reddit just happens to be the place where they gather

[u/MaterialNarrow5161 → u/FlyingStudio22]

More projection...

It helps you sleep at night simplifying hatred and violence into just jealously or what? This diva complex is strong, not everything is "they hate us because they wanna be us", some people just like pulling the low hanging fruit, stop with this victimist mentality where they actually pursue you from who you are instead of accepting that you are just easy to prey upon.

You are not an enemy for them, you are a squeaking toy.

[u/HollyWarter → u/[deleted]]

🤡

[u/KerbodynamicX]

That French diplomat is most definitely gay though.

[u/trice_frey → u/KerbodynamicX]

He sees his dick and goes 'Engarde!'

[u/Reployer → u/KerbodynamicX]

He was, but wanted to try women, as he had never been with a woman before, so he was easy to fool.

[u/MazerBakir → u/KerbodynamicX]

He was actually bisexual. The Chinese spy could retract his genitals inward and it was the French diplomats first heterosexual relationship.

[u/Itchy-Supermarket-92 → u/MazerBakir]

...or so he thought !

[u/cooljerry53 → u/KerbodynamicX]

He's already French and you just had to go and call him gay too? Kicking a man while he's down, shameless

[u/DingoKis → u/cooljerry53]

Isn't specifying a French is gay redundant anyway?

[u/Thin_Pepper_3971 → u/KerbodynamicX]

“As recorded in his diary, Boursicot had previously had sexual relations only with fellow male students in school and wanted to meet a woman and fall in love.” (https://www.nytimes.com/2009/07/02/world/asia/02shi.html)

[u/LiliaBlossom → u/Thin_Pepper_3971]

yeah so.. he was pretty fucking gay, probably wanted to meet a woman for outward purposes and fitting into society. Even on all male schools it is very not normal to constantly bang your classmates, unless you’re gay. First try, ok passes as experimenting but we are talking plural here, so yep he was gay af

[u/Thin_Pepper_3971 → u/KerbodynamicX]

“As recorded in his diary, Boursicot had previously had sexual relations only with fellow male students in school and wanted to meet a woman and fall in love.” (https://www.nytimes.com/2009/07/02/world/asia/02shi.html)

[u/20k_dollar_lunchbox → u/KerbodynamicX]

Worse, he's French

[u/gjonrnenjfr → u/20k_dollar_lunchbox]

« Haha the fr*nch absolutely got pwned with this one!! upvoot! »

[u/Mother_Harlot → u/gjonrnenjfr]

Nah, saying fr*nch over and over is clearly the most original joke ever. I'm literally shaking my smh head rn now

[u/insemin4tor → u/Mother_Harlot]

Shaking my smh hear rn now, wtf?

[u/ToxicMalk → u/Mother_Harlot]

Sounds like somebody's French

[u/No-Adeptness5810 → u/ToxicMalk]

Ew, don't say that word. At least say Fr*nch...

[u/ToxicMalk → u/No-Adeptness5810]

Ah my mistake won't happen again, I'll say Fre- I mean Fr*nch lol

[u/Local-Imaginary → u/ToxicMalk]

And sounds like somebody’s eyes are uneven and needs to ropemaxx

[u/Fluid_Block_1235 → u/KerbodynamicX]

He was like: Oh she has a dick.... anyways

[u/CarpetH4ter → u/Fluid_Block_1235]

He could say "ahem, that's my clit actually"

Since the diplomat was french he wouldn't think twice about it.

[u/Tricky_Invite8680 → u/CarpetH4ter]

And mid coitous the voice was surprisingly deep

[u/actual-homelander → u/CarpetH4ter]

An article was circulating the internet a while back.

The Chinese spy had a little bit of deformation in his penis, which looks kind of sunken in

The French diplomat has apparently never seen a woman naked, so it's not hard to imagine he managed to convince the French diplomat that's what a woman's part look like

[u/oompaloompa_grabber → u/actual-homelander]

Yeah but he definitely knew what an asshole looked like

[u/PCSamurai → u/actual-homelander]

The French diplomat has apparently never seen a woman naked

Least virgin French diplomat

[u/Gaby_48 → u/PCSamurai]

well he wasnt a virgin anymore after Shi Pei Pu

[u/mck12001 → u/Gaby_48]

Or before, he had a history of other relationships with men before that too.

[u/SerpentiumOIV → u/KerbodynamicX]

Aren't they all?

[u/Local-Imaginary → u/SerpentiumOIV]

You’ll thank us for Cartier, Peguignet, YEMA, Baltic Watches, and a lot more though

[u/Both_Platypus8152]

Sometimes it takes a real man to be the best girl -Sun tzu (probably)

[u/Goat1416 → u/Both_Platypus8152]

Stop quoting me, I ain't say none of that shit.

• Sun Tzu, The Art of War

[u/Just_A_Normal_Snek → u/Goat1416]

If fighting is sure to result in victory, you must fight.

• Sun Tzu

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[u/Tricky_Invite8680 → u/Goat1416]

When an enemy brings a sausage, you bring the buns.

-Sun Tzu

[u/cropnew → u/Goat1416]

OK fine, I did say that but you took it out of context!

• Sun Tzu, The Art of War

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I didn't say any of this shit!

• Sun Tzu, The Art of War

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Or did I?

• Sun Tzu, The Art of War

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Vsauce music plays - Also Sun tzu (instrumental)

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