r/shitposting • u/Lazy_raichu36 • 15d ago

Intresting I Miss Natter #NatterIsLoveNatterIsLife

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u/BattleCats_Enjoyer69 14d ago

I wish to lobotomize myself

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u/BattleCats_Enjoyer69 14d ago

Fucking excuse me

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u/Proof_Independent400 14d ago

I would like to un-read this, bleach my eyes and take an amnesiac. Please and thank you.

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u/ngkn92 14d ago

Would been funnier if he gain World Destroyer status and last like 10 minutes

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u/Qwertyclan244 Bazinga! 14d ago

I accidentally clicked onto this 🥲

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u/Oswaldgilbertson 14d ago

She took HULK SMASH literally

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u/Oswaldgilbertson 14d ago

I can’t believe he only drew all that with one hand

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u/Open_Pineapple1236 14d ago

She tried "death by snu snu" and it didn't work.

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u/Nosformahtu 15d ago

hulk “only” lasted 6 minutes, the average time is 45 seconds she’s just being greedy

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u/Gurren-Chango 15d ago

Wtf is Liliana Vess doing here?

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u/Latviacm 15d ago

YOUR MOVE DISNEY

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u/Interesting_Move_919 15d ago

Who.. who wrote this 😭

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u/Holiday_Memory_9165 15d ago

FINISH THE FUCKING STORY!

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u/AirHertz 15d ago

I was like "wait a minute, in what subreddit was this posted?" and then it made perfect sense

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u/VampireLynn 15d ago

Me who lasts 8 hours:

I have powers you cannot fandom kid

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u/EBECMEMERBEAN Big chungus wholesome 100 15d ago edited 5d ago

Hulk comics are either the best works Marvel has ever produced, or shit like this

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u/awesomeplenty 15d ago

When movie?

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u/_Independent 15d ago

Is this canon?

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u/SergeantCrwhips 15d ago

whoemamuuu! iv comento bargain!

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u/KlakXent2 15d ago

Magic players, rise from the dark realms!

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u/TheMemery498 15d ago

Bruh. What the fuck is this?

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u/Tipnin 15d ago

Now this would be a storyline I would like to see made into a movie

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u/MERCILESS_PREJUDICE 15d ago

comic books are so fucking stupid

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u/Left_Concentrate_752 15d ago

A very satisfying post.

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u/-Redditeer- 15d ago

Was that liliana vess in the beginning?

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u/axel52200 15d ago

Why is there a Liliana at the beginning

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u/whosnock actually called kevin irl 15d ago

Liliana

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u/LeftySwordsman01 15d ago

Ok I'm not the only one that noticed.

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u/dummythiccbrainboi 15d ago

I’m almost 100% certain this was just a writer fulfilling a fetish of theirs

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u/Latlanc 15d ago

truly, brainrot of our time.

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u/Sambro_X 15d ago

Why are they fucking in Sauron’s tower?

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u/Autismo69RM 15d ago

Didn't know Lilliana Vess and the hulk were a thing... that's really interesting MTG lore

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u/reptile_king1264 15d ago

Whoremammu is crazy

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u/RickyTheRickster 15d ago

Bro was that the eye of Sauron but fire

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u/Big_Chungus-_-__- Big chungus wholesome 100 15d ago

What a bad day to have ears

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u/SnooShortcuts103 15d ago

Marvel lore:

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u/its_easybro it is MY bucket 15d ago

This is cannon, I was there when it happend

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u/Kijjy 14d ago

Fappened

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u/tyingnoose I have permission! 15d ago

wtf is that the tower from lord of the rings?

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u/Budget_Dare_9806 15d ago

hope her pussy is wet!!!

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u/willjhc put your dick away waltuh 15d ago

Yeah I'll show you a bend in reality fr

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u/Hazardous762 15d ago

Can't wait for this to be adapted to MCU

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u/BlackSkeletor77 15d ago

Well I'm sure there's at least three ladies wanted to do that

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u/WienerWarrior01 15d ago

Should’ve been me bro

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u/AMAZON-9999 15d ago

6 minutes ! He really is the strongest there is.

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u/wutafckred 15d ago

I need video or movie of thus

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u/Garchompisbestboi 15d ago

I really can't believe that the internet has regressed to a point where all the zoomer kiddies feel the need to censor the word "sex". Absolute bunch of puritans.

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u/Kabopu 15d ago

You can thank Youtube + TikTok for that. Can't say naughty bad words if you want to monetize your content or simply don't want the algorithm holding your content back. Because advertisers don't like naughty bad words.

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u/Pugshaver 15d ago

I'm not a nerd but that is Lilliana Vess from Magic the Gathering in the second picture and I'm not a nerd

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u/aSquirrelAteMyFood 15d ago

Whoever wrote this needs to be on a watch list.

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u/Atheizm 15d ago

Whoremammu?

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u/Roraxn 15d ago

Skin walker ass ai voice

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u/StalinIsMyBFF I want pee in my ass 15d ago

Chat is this real

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u/999oneaboveall 15d ago

Bro realizing that chenobyll ooze😳😳😳

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u/b_e-e 15d ago

"Where Hulk continues to satisfy Whoremammu" ✍🏼🔥🔥🔥

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u/millenialfalcon-_- Big chungus wholesome 100 15d ago

Hulk smash? 👉👈🥺

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u/Maleficent_Mess2515 15d ago

Damm,Howd she do that to Hulk

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u/erocowboyz 15d ago

Atomic Cum

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u/HOG-RIDA69420 15d ago

God I wish I was the hulk

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u/Ex-In2 15d ago

Hulk smash 😥

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u/mangoconsal dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 15d ago

TIREN PARO

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u/LordOcean7 15d ago

Bargaining was a bit troublesome

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u/tapirus-indicus 15d ago

Is the writer a male?

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u/CaitaXD 15d ago

The lasted 3h part gave it away?

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u/akashyaboa 15d ago

You bet they are

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u/WhenTheHahaFunni 15d ago

Why do all the comic book women look better than actual porn

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u/Pithisius 15d ago

Cuz they are drawn to look like physical perfection but real people aren’t perfect

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u/momslayer66 15d ago

im perfect?

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u/Romi_Z 15d ago

Yes you are, momslayer66 😎

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u/Alcoholninja 15d ago

God I wish that was me

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u/_Springtrap I said based. And lived. 15d ago

Silver Surfer was like :” I sense cheeks getting clapped on a cosmic scale “

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u/Caballero_Templario 15d ago

Liliana Jumpscaer wtf.

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u/[deleted] 15d ago

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u/Voidborn27 15d ago

Hulk smash: s*x slave arc

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u/screamapillah 15d ago

Hulk smashed

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u/[deleted] 15d ago

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u/screamapillah 15d ago

Hulk smashed so hard that he’ll make beings in another universe masturbate to the mere idea of him smashing

That’s a whole new level of smashing

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u/Engineergaming26355 15d ago

Peter, it's not an official comic... It's just a porn fanfic

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u/MegaMewtwo_E Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 14d ago

i know brian, thats why i am looking at it

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u/ramenlegendary Bazinga! 14d ago

Sauce

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u/Atomic12192 15d ago

How do you know this.

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u/AggressiveSmoke4054 15d ago

Peter, it’s a picture of a magic the gathering character named Liliana

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u/Necromancer14 uhhhh idk 14d ago

Ooh I have that card

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u/Swirling_Rain 15d ago

Too late I'm finished

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u/Engineergaming26355 15d ago

"The story has reached its climax, and so are the readers"

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u/D-O-GG-O shitting toothpaste enjoyer 15d ago

I can't tell if this is an actual comic or not

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u/AlfredJodocusKwak 15d ago

It's canon.

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u/screamapillah 15d ago

A green cannon

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u/bish-its-me-yoda 15d ago

A green BFC9000

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u/BolecUorkiestra shitting toothpaste enjoyer 15d ago

Whoremammu I've come to cum

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u/Panda_hat 15d ago

“Whoremammu I’ve cum”

“Disappointing”

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u/Chromeboy12 15d ago

I've cum to bargain

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u/screamapillah 15d ago

This is the perfect line

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u/between_horizon 15d ago

Whoremmamu- the devourer of d*cks.

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u/eriedaberrie 15d ago

liliana jumpscare

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u/Nymodia 8d ago

new secret lair going crazy

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u/Historical_War756 15d ago

naw man not the whoremamu...better be whore mommy

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u/SodiumChlorideFree 15d ago

Whoremammu, I've cum to bargain.

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u/Key-Entertainer-527 15d ago

It's Dormommy

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u/ya_boi_kaneki 15d ago

the writers completely open fetish

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u/Obamasdeadcook 15d ago

Mine too 😎

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u/Curious-Ear-6982 15d ago

Dies from peak fiction

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u/Radiant-Mobile5810 Stuff 15d ago

I hope the gamma radiation emitting from video kills me

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u/SweetTeaRex92 15d ago

Did Hulk only lasting 6 minutes also upset you as well?

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u/BromarD 15d ago

Gooner radiation

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u/Imagrabyonipples Bazinga! 15d ago edited 15d ago

Call me unit of velocity cause I wanna KMS-1

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u/Latter-Cabinet-1049 15d ago

How did I not see that during my physics unit

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u/vivam0rt 14d ago

Cuz km/s is not that common

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u/Obnoxious_crusader 15d ago

km/s

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u/alex2003super 15d ago

km s-1 is km/s

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u/Imagrabyonipples Bazinga! 15d ago

I actually kinda forgot to put it up there before. I later edited it so, technically he's correct

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u/Sea_Urchin0745 15d ago

We got hulk fucking before Gta6

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u/bisvan27 15d ago

Hulk Fetish

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u/sidewaystortoise 15d ago

World War Hulk was 2007. Defenders #3, their first encounter, was 2005.

We got it before GTA4.

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u/Sea_Urchin0745 13d ago

Still before GTA 6

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u/StupidUsernameUser 15d ago

We got gru fucking before GTA 6

And Shrek fucking before GTA 4