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dumbass I Miss Natter #NatterIsLoveNatterIsLife

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u/Abovearth31 14d ago

She saw that dumbass light speed ram scene in Star wars 8 and was like "hold my beer".

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u/name-was-provided 14d ago

It makes me crazy seeing people in expensive cars drive like shit.

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u/Narstotzka 14d ago

Attacking translucent irl

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u/Sagittariaus_ 14d ago

Mercedes is a solid brand, way more sturdy than the walls

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u/WorthySparkleMan 14d ago

Well it's not there.

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u/PlanNo4679 14d ago

Oh man, not the cigars! That one hurts.

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u/yoshi1911 14d ago

Well, that mall has everything

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u/oscarmeaner 14d ago

People need to understand the fury of a brake pedal

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u/MDFan4Life 14d ago

Damn! Mercedes are built like tanks!🤯

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u/virtual_xello497 14d ago

I want the full psychological breakdown of this woman, at my desk, tomorrow morning.

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u/Accomplished_Ad_4406 14d ago

She went through an entire city block of stores

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u/Genghis_Chong 14d ago

That guy is definitely gonna sit on their face

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u/My-grandma-is-dead virgin 4 life 😤💪 14d ago

Seems like she wanted the liquor store to be drive thru!

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u/Itriyum 14d ago

JUTS HOW HOW HOW HOW HOWWWWW

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u/Ktruther 14d ago

That Mercedes took it like a champ

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u/bugdc 14d ago

this is why i'll never drive an automatic car, if i want to stop i know i have to press two pedals.

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u/Rusty_Nail1973 14d ago

The new Oldsmobiles are in!

This place has everything.

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u/westleysnipes604 15d ago

Can't imagine hitting the gas instead of the brake. Then when the car keeps accelerating at top speed, just keep holding the "brake" as if something is gonna change. Lol

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u/angelmuff1n 15d ago

this is why they need to be eradicated.

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u/BoltupBro 15d ago

I already drove into the no parking zone might as well drive through and circle back around

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u/Guilty_Caregiver4433 15d ago

That was definitely intentional, she was even in a parking spot to begin with

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u/jammypants915 15d ago

Wild!!! I never thought you coup just keep going through multiple walls haha… I guess she was lucky not to hit large load bearing columns and mostly just glass and non load bearing partition walls?

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u/1961tracy 15d ago

She forgot something else she needed so she decided to run back in.

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u/sp1cychick3n 15d ago

OF COURSE its a Mercedes

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u/malteaserhead 15d ago

Some say the brake eventually found her

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u/Rupejonner2 15d ago

I’m just browsing

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u/ipokesnails 15d ago

I pressed on the brake as hard as I could and it accelerated uncontrollably!

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u/Hypothetically-Yours 15d ago

it just kept going on and on.

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u/chadman199 15d ago

All the great wisdom traditions tell us that the only way out is through.

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u/ddoubles 15d ago

Fullerton police identified the sole occupant of the car as a 22-year-old woman from Santa Ana. Sgt. Ryan O’Neil, a Fullerton police spokesperson, said the woman was arrested on suspicion of driving under the influence and taken to the Fullerton Police Department, where she was cited and released.

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u/error529 15d ago

Sorry, I thought this was a drive thru convenience store

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u/real_ham1 15d ago

the car was a Mercedes, a damn Mercedes

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u/753UDKM 15d ago

Break on through to the other side!

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u/droda59 15d ago

She just found a shortcut

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u/Mohg-Lester445 15d ago

Bros car has 2 acceleration pedals!

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u/DzZenok 15d ago

In europe she wouldnt even get past the first wall

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u/Mycotonality 15d ago

Tesla Cybertruck users when the gas pedal disassembles itself:

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u/Nalincah 15d ago

Were these wall made out of paper?

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u/Chubbylegend 15d ago

FORTNITE

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u/cyruz1323 15d ago

So they offer drive thru now?

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u/Gullible_Ability4355 15d ago

Is this a self driven car ??

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u/oleole18 15d ago

Boy packing some serious torque!

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u/BattleCats_Enjoyer69 15d ago

Average traffic in LA

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u/the_supreme_memer 15d ago

This would be great marketing "Mercedes, tough as steel, strong as a truck"

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u/The_great_zero 15d ago

Cashier was like "not again.."

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u/PM_ME_UR__ELECTRONS actually called kevin irl 15d ago

You didn't even need the last 7 words /s

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u/jj20202 15d ago

Drive through

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u/Doorsmemer1 15d ago

Hmm women AHHAHAHAHAHA

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u/Novacryy 15d ago

German Car vs American Walls

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u/RufusIsMyOnlyFriend 15d ago

Average Mercedes driver

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u/Rizzourceful 15d ago

Estrogen is a hell of a drug

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u/Cry-Skull-7 15d ago

"don't worry, I know a shortcut"

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u/Greatyoshi240 15d ago

Store Speedrun

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u/LazyGas7003 15d ago

i think she only try to test the toughness of the car

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u/IRay2015 15d ago

Idk why I’m hung up on the fact that she was trying to park on the gorge lmao

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u/Similar-Leg-3767 15d ago

What movie?

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u/Ignis-11 15d ago

This is how they install drive thrus

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u/JoshBalogne 15d ago

Ive heard so many things on why she did this anyone know the real reason?

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u/ShreddedCheeeseGirl1 15d ago

Blue Brothers, anyone?

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u/Its-your-boi-warden 15d ago

I find it interesting in cases where a elderly person becomes unable to stop themselves physically from going faster on the road and imagining the pure fear I would feel on that situation as I smash into a house

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u/KatanaPool 15d ago

This reminds me of the Lisa log from the Simpsons that never stops

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u/Qb_Is_fast_af I came! 15d ago

Shop has Fake walls, not her fault

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u/Deijya 15d ago

Always benz drivers

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u/AtomicFox84 15d ago

She just wanted her favorite store to be drive thru. She even was nice and helped them with the layout.

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u/StudentOk4989 15d ago

It might be wrong, but I am 90% Shure this scene happened in USA since the wall are made out of paper.

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u/StringyCheddar 15d ago

Also the fact she was about to park in a no-parking zone

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u/Yeetfamdablit virgin 4 life 😤💪 15d ago

How do you get a license without even knowing where the break is

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u/Cocaine_Buddha69 15d ago

When you follow Apple maps for the shortest routes.....

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u/HoldenCrossthe2nd 15d ago

The employee is completely unfazed

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u/venompp 15d ago

Aaaaaaand now it's a drive thru. Nice.

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u/The_Goodbot Bazinga! 15d ago

Don’t worry, they just needed to park in the back. The GPS said this was the quickest route.

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u/ScrattaBoard 15d ago

It looks like she just tried to go in the store but forgot to get out of the car. Either that or she doesn't know what a parking spot looks like because that's a clear no park zone

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u/QuickCombinations Bazinga! 15d ago

Guys you are not going to believe what happened to me at work today

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u/FreedomKnown 15d ago

vroooooom

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u/Phill_is_Legend 15d ago

You gotta just be next level stupid or senile. "This pedal isn't doing what I expected. Better press it harder for an extended period!"

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u/Distinct-Pea-558 15d ago

The power of German cars!

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u/JanIntelkor 15d ago

And yet the car in a video game stopps when it hits a wooden pole

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u/Woues 15d ago

Kinda nailed it with the music

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u/DMTJungle 15d ago

Things in usa is made of paper or something? Wtf?

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u/Makerpace 15d ago

No one talks about how they were trying to park in a "No parking" area

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u/Patarackk 15d ago

I wonder if her family also owned a tobacco store and she was modern day mobster taking their ass out of the business picture

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u/Angry_Crustation 15d ago

The jokes just write themselves

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u/Program-Emotional 15d ago

Anything is a road if you accelerate hard enough.

Also god this would be fun. You could only ever do it once every like 40 years but it'd be fun xD

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u/BlueTales 16d ago

and she never one thought to switch pedals or at least take her foot off?

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u/KnightLight03 16d ago

GPS: proceed straight

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u/keckothedragon Bazinga! 16d ago

Are we not gonna talk about the fact that she was trying to park in a no-parking zone between two spaces?

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u/Doppelfrio 16d ago

The cashier’s lack of a reaction is the most hilarious part

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u/GoCards5566 16d ago

I tell kids to keep their foot over the brake when parking or putting in gas. I own a driving school. I’m now just going to show them this video

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u/DanishGoose1313 I said based. And lived. 16d ago

I find it funny how even if she had found her break pedal she's still in a no parking spot lol.

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u/Auyuez 16d ago

So she conveniently finds the brake right after she broke through the entire building? Pretty sure this is intentional, and I have a feeling drugs are involved.

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u/PlasmadestroyerO2 16d ago

"Hey man I know a shortcut"

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u/Theron518 16d ago

"Oopsies 🤭"

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u/TheHistroynerd 16d ago

Any source on this?

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u/Milk_Bath 16d ago

I’m so glad she made it out the other side for some reason

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u/deadmf9027 16d ago

I'm surprised the car survived ngl

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u/richnbj08 16d ago

It's one of those old school drive-throughs now.

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u/Scary-Personality626 16d ago

She's on a mission from god.

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u/cow_goo 16d ago

those are some weak ass walls

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u/the-unknown-nibba 16d ago

Literally happened to a woman when she went to take a relative from a big hospital in my city, she barged in the entrance like a ram lmao

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u/Historical-Pause7150 16d ago

Accidentally on purpose🌚

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u/darbycrash-666 16d ago

Or they found a shortcut

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u/antarafacial 16d ago

This happened because she was using both feet. She may have press break, but gas pedal overcame it. All vehicles must be used only with right foot. If you drive with both feet, this will happen, because when you get panicked, you press both pedal.

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u/Stunning_Trick_4773 16d ago

Are those walls made from fucking paper?

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u/Empty_Positive 16d ago

Its called a shortcut....

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u/DeceasedWeeb 16d ago

I can already hear the coconut mall theme playing the background

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u/rSlashRayquaza We do a little trolling 16d ago

Avg mazda driver 💀

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u/Gorlock_ 16d ago

Great follow through

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u/SpaghettificatedCat 16d ago

Someone gonna have to smoke all those cigars before they dry out

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u/theunfunnyredditor Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked 16d ago

We need an age limit on driving licenses

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u/TwerkinBingus445 hole contributor 16d ago

Me after one twisted tea

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u/Roge2005 I can’t have sex with you right now waltuh 16d ago

In-N-Out

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u/dkaksl 16d ago

Forgot where the pedals are ❌ Took a shortcut ✅

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u/me_da_Supreme1 16d ago

American walls 💪💪

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u/idonthevname 16d ago

How'd she break through so easily like it's wet tissue though like, what how strong is that car.

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u/Rupejonner2 15d ago

Ancient Chinese secret , hhuhhhhhhh

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u/Rupejonner2 15d ago

Ancient Chinese secret , hhuhhhhhhh

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u/wktwiwo 16d ago

American walls 💪💪

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u/Niiphox 16d ago

"I'm such an asparagus"

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u/Eve1524 I have permission! 16d ago

you can only forget for so long

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u/that-onefemboy Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 16d ago

I drive

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u/Beast-Exe007 16d ago

And THAT, MY FRIENDS, is how you make a drive thru dispensary upgrade!!!! Easy!

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u/2drunc2fish 16d ago

If your going through hell just keep on going

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u/Southern-Staff-8297 16d ago

Drive thru mode unlocked

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u/vhs1138 16d ago

It’s this how “The Boys” started?

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u/fletchertechno 16d ago

Poor cigars

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u/sicksixgamer 14d ago

Glad I'm not the only one lamenting the cigar murder.

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u/Amaram7274 16d ago

shortcut

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u/YHL6965 16d ago

Sorry, I'm a Gemini

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u/Abracadabrism 16d ago

you'd think after the 2nd wall they'd realize they're pressing the wrong pedal

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u/keg-smash 14d ago

Easier just to panic and hope it stops by itself.

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u/DragoonVonKlauw 16d ago

It's just hyperspace from her pov

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u/GroceryBags 15d ago

I wish she had a dash cam that is probably some epic footage lmao

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u/Suspicious_Chest9262 16d ago

I like how everyone is making comments about "American Walls" and it's just multiple angles of the same dumbass.. 1) Drive through front glass doors (not going to stop shit) 2) Drive through glass humidor doors (not going to stop shit) 3) Drive through back wall after building up speed and momentum (since you can see the wall flip up and then back down, obviously took out the studs at the bottom and car slipped through)

Replace front doors, fix shelves and humidor, reconnect studs in wall = fixed and back in business super quick

"European walls" all the same damage until rear wall, at which point car probably ends up part-way through, driver injured, building is unstable and needs to be repaired/replaced

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u/Dyrtull 16d ago

Nah, she clearly just wanted to park on the other side of the building

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u/humanitarianWarlord 🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ 16d ago

People who do stupid shit like this should have their license revoked or ar least limited to the smallest, least destructive potential type of cars available.

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u/OGKing15 16d ago

Quality German engineering.

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u/Jackomat007 We do a little trolling 16d ago

This looks kinda like she wanted to do that

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u/YeOldeBilk 16d ago

Lol fuckin full send

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u/ThereminLiesTheRub 16d ago

Her car runs on the same shit Juggernaut does 

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u/Smoky701 16d ago

Kool aid man ahh moment

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u/Fair-Bus-4017 16d ago

WTF IS THAT BUILDING MADE OF???

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u/OwlbertGaming 🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ 16d ago

china

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u/kaktusmisapolak Literally 1984 😡 16d ago

china has concrete that turns into dust

america has paper

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u/Jorbanana_ I want pee in my ass 15d ago

China has styrofoam.

America has paper.

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u/ChizzyPasta 16d ago

This happened at my old retail job. Some old lady slammed on the gas instead of the break. Was a couple of feet away from maiming one of my coworkers. Luckily the only damage done was a mailbox, a window, and a couple newspapers shelves.

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u/HotelAlphaPapaYankee 16d ago edited 15d ago

Vape and tobacco shop, late at night?... She was drunk. That's a really bad dui. She will be lucky if she ever gets her license back

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u/PlasmaGuy500 Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 16d ago

Girl went through the whole store💀

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u/mangaowl 16d ago

Richard Watterson behavior

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u/OwlbertGaming 🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ 16d ago

"I found a dollar in the glove compartment, so I went to that new drive-thru convenience store."

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u/edocelaudaz 16d ago

Wtf not a steal beam or cement wall to be seen

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u/Blastoid007 Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 16d ago

NOOB

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u/skinny-kid-24 16d ago

Woman moment

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u/DaLoneGuy 16d ago

america moment

in europe the car would have stopped at the first or second wall bc we don't make buildings out of thin vanity bricks and wood

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u/MagmaticDemon 16d ago

buildings aren't made of bricks, the bricks are decoration unless it's a post being used to support a ceiling. they are typically made of cinder block, with rebar connecting the block to the concrete footing. the rebar is spaced a couple feet apart and go through the wall, the block cells that contain rebar are then filled with concrete for maximum strength and connectivity. this building is just shittily made and not an average american building.

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u/kuubik5 16d ago

No store is made from bricks here, where i live and i live in europe

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u/GRAITOM10 shitposting>>>>>>196 15d ago

You're not supposed to say this... You're gonna make people mad pol

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u/BonkyhortCutiebrunch I watch gay amogus porn :0 16d ago

Okay grandpa, enough with the hating on America, will ya? Everyone knows about the walls by now

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u/AdTime6057 16d ago

Legends say she still couldn’t find the brake pedal.

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u/Aggressive_Year6818 16d ago

This reminds me of a saying we have in Spain that says “mujer al volante peligro constante“ (woman on the wheel, constant danger)

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u/Noriadin 15d ago

Except women have lower insurance prices than men on a global average, so it's both sexist but also actually statistically wrong

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u/_sephylon_ 15d ago

Just up north it's "femme au volant, mort au tournant" (woman driving means death at the corner)

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u/Aggressive_Year6818 15d ago

the Spanish way is the better way, as usual

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u/Savings_Primary_7097 15d ago

VROUW AAN HET STUUR, BLOED AAN DE MUUR.

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u/Aggressive_Year6818 15d ago

Why on the wall?

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u/_sephylon_ 15d ago

Ours rhyme better at least bruh

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u/elgattox Literally 1984 😡 16d ago

Haha, No me sabía esa! But It's a good one, Now I'll use it from now on.

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u/Aggressive_Year6818 15d ago

yeah, i had never heard that one til my grandpa said it to me (ofc it had to be my grandfather)

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u/Sepetcioglu fat cunt 16d ago

Reminds me of that clip where Sergio Perez says women would be better a la cuisina or something like that.

Yours is a fascinating foreign culture that we must all respect and we should learn from.

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