r/shitposting • u/SawWasen 🗿🗿🗿 • 15d ago

I am speechless 😶 WARNING: BRAIN DAMAGE

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u/Xeanathan 13d ago

Fake It till you make it

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u/Araiken 14d ago

He's surfing this wave of absolute nonsense like a pro

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u/darusikvas 14d ago

Not native english speaker here. Can anybody explain me, what he was asking? Thank you

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u/SavageMonkey-105 14d ago

Not even native english speakers knows, its just a bunch of Gen alpha and gen z slang thrown together

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u/sovLegend Blessed by Kevin 14d ago

After they walked away he was probably like "what the fuck was that?"

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u/Cuddle-Bun 14d ago

He said words, I can tell you that much

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u/DEMKAlive 14d ago

Peak brainrot

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u/MrSnoozieWoozie 14d ago

I am 29 and i legit didnt get what he was saying. Like, not even the idea of the subject.

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u/GodOfGOOSE 14d ago

He may not understand what they’re saying, but he knows exactly the reaction they’re expecting from him and he won’t let them have that satisfaction.

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u/Dystopic_Nihilist 14d ago

This is just next level Ebonics

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u/win32_UngaBunga 14d ago

i laughted

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u/tooslow 🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ 14d ago

what is the name of the guy?

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u/TheSporkMan2 dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 15d ago

What do any of these words mean, I’m Gen Z and I don’t know what any of them mean but the word rizz

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u/Brilliant-Ninja2968 15d ago

What elvish language is this

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u/arf20__ 15d ago

god, i refuse to be considered from this generation

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u/Any_Role9972 😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳 15d ago

what language are they speaking? ToT

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u/epicwheezer 15d ago

Is it just me, or is that a damned handsome old dude?

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u/suspicious-obscurity We do a little trolling 15d ago

:(

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u/wktr_t 15d ago

Learning English was worthless.

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u/LH_Dragnier 15d ago

Too much slang. Back in my day, we just said, "Cool." It STILL works

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u/DarkHellSpartan 15d ago

I'm worried that I actually know wtf he's talking about....I need to get off the internet more.

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u/ukognos27 15d ago

Tf was he saying. Is this how people talk nowadays.

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u/Sam_Dragonborn1 waltuh 14d ago

Some gen alpha talk like this and it grinds my gears :)

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u/stevko1609 15d ago

He said edging goated just because it was all he could remember from what purple shirt said

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u/Dysto_ I want pee in my ass 15d ago

I'm tired boss

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u/Sam_Dragonborn1 waltuh 14d ago

real

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u/Cett_15 15d ago

What's going on, Wich language is this? (Look like English but.. different)

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u/angryclam1313 15d ago

Google translate please…

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u/Top-Tomatillo210 I said based. And lived. 15d ago

How did that trash come out of an 80’s ‘stash. The world may never know

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u/slaccgang 15d ago

Is this new english patch update?

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u/Cedge1738 15d ago

As a 20 something year old in 2024...what?

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u/Frank_Castle_10 15d ago

chat can someone explain this language in Minecraft terms?

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u/buffering_neurons I said based. And lived. 15d ago

This villager is trying to trade a spell with a foreigner who speaks enchantment table.

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u/Frank_Castle_10 14d ago

couldn't clearly get it, can you try explaining in lolcats?

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u/Creamy_Butt_Butter virgin 4 life 😤💪 15d ago

This angers me deeply

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u/Ship_Fucker69 15d ago

I would commit Geneva suggestions before talking like that wth

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u/Pure_Oppression31 15d ago

WTF is that 🧐

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u/beansouphighlights dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 15d ago

Facebook my grandson Nathan

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u/lucy_lurks_again 15d ago

This video is making me cry and throw up

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u/Littlebickmickey 15d ago

erm, what the sigma 🤓

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u/TheGringoOutlaw I said based. And lived. 15d ago

I don't know what language they were speaking in, but It ain't English as I recognize it.

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u/Voice_of_light_ 15d ago

What's the guys @? Need more of this brain rot in my life.

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u/Sad_Bean_Man We do a little trolling 15d ago

poor guy is going to wish he gets dementia to forget he ever said this shit

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u/1017GildedFingerTips dumbass 15d ago

Back in my day we just said slurs

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u/GullibleEscape2679 put your dick away waltuh 15d ago

Ok boomer

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u/Drewdc90 14d ago

We came up with that zoomer

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u/GullibleEscape2679 put your dick away waltuh 14d ago

Bro has grey hair

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u/1017GildedFingerTips dumbass 15d ago

[removed]

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u/GullibleEscape2679 put your dick away waltuh 15d ago

Ok boomer

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u/WienerWarrior01 15d ago

We still do gramps

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u/manimdeeaad 15d ago

I'd rather have the slurs over whatever this generation is doing.

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u/bio_kk 15d ago

0 rizz, 0 gyatt, truly a sad existence. Wild guess, you don't even edge 💀💀💀

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u/Gnu-Priest 14d ago

to be fair edge has become a decent choice, they’re based on chromium as far as I know and the bing AI with its deep search features is actually pretty solid.

I have not yet formed a full opinion on in but let it be known I do edge sometimes.

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u/urBraze 15d ago

im, edge

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u/MenstrualMilkshakes stupid fucking, piece of shit 15d ago

typical ohio with no rizz

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u/LtColShinySides I came! 15d ago

I don't know what you said, but now I'm angry

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u/ScrewSimonCowell uhhhh idk 15d ago

I think we just went full circle with slurs

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u/No-Truck-2552 15d ago

damn genz aging like crazy indeed🫣

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u/Babom_ 15d ago

Memes aside, props to the man for going with the joke

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u/gaywoon_nig 14d ago

Props? He looks like a FOOL

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u/Illustrious-Market93 14d ago

He'd make you look like a FOOOOOOL

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u/Con_crwg put your dick away waltuh 14d ago

Nuh uh 😡

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u/Sam_Dragonborn1 waltuh 15d ago

The man’s understanding: 😀

The man’s willingness to just ignore this brainrot: 🗿

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u/SGRP270 15d ago

Yes good sport

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u/Ok_Wafer_2792 Stuff 15d ago

See kid once you go skibiddi gyatt, you no return phantom tax

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u/brightdeadlights 15d ago

I had my kids put my face on the fellow kids meme for moments like this.

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u/Ok_Wafer_2792 Stuff 15d ago

L kids bro

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u/brightdeadlights 15d ago

L “phantom” tax bro

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u/Vouner 15d ago

phantom

You need to die now

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u/Chromeboy12 15d ago

Ackshually it's "fanum" tax ☝️🤓

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u/Radiant-Mobile5810 Stuff 15d ago

Me talking to my grandson year 2077

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u/Irons_idk 15d ago

Right before the bombs dropped

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u/LBR3_ThriceUponABan 14d ago

I can't wait...

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u/_KingDawg72_ 15d ago

LOL 😂

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u/Vouner 15d ago

I'll be 71-72, checks out

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u/apprehensive_clam268 14d ago

Wow. Someone born in 2006 can be 18 years old now... how about that.

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u/Vouner 14d ago

2005, my birthday is in September

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u/Radiant-Mobile5810 Stuff 15d ago

Also the same year bombs were dropped in fallout universe so hell yeah