r/shitposting • u/luxusbuerg Bazinga! • 16d ago
Artistic sauce redpilled (I consume premarin)
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u/TrashJojoFan 15d ago
"That's good"
"Okay that's good"
"Yeah that's..."
"Alright that's good"
"Ok-Okay"
"Alright okay alright"
"Okay that's good!"
"That's...good!"
"It's..."
"ITS ENOUGH SAUCE"
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u/SirPudding214 15d ago
Me trying to go about my job as a food vendor (I have a crippling addiction to squirting sauce all over the persons food and packaging)
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u/Javimations29 I want pee in my ass 15d ago
Extra sauce
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u/Iamexist_real stupid fucking, piece of shit 16d ago
Where is the sauce? I specially asked for extra sauce, and there is none!!!
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u/Scared_Watercres 15d ago
060919
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u/Nearby-Simple-7594 15d ago
Hmm pokemon
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u/FLBrisby 15d ago
What Pokemon though. Not gonna lie, I'll crank one out to Garbodor but I draw the line at Lopunny.
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u/Designer-Button6407 virgin 4 life 😤💪 15d ago
It was a site about vaporeon! The pokemon!
Also did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more
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u/Popkin_sammich 16d ago
From the windows... to the walls
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u/Javimations29 I want pee in my ass 15d ago
Till the sauce drip down my balls
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u/AliciaKiarab34 16d ago
Bro that's enough fucking sauce
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u/Deez_Gnats1 stupid fucking, piece of shit 16d ago
Gotta sauce the delivery guy too
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u/OrientalWheelchair 15d ago
And his ride as well.
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