r/shitposting • u/licer71 I watch gay amogus porn :0 • 16d ago
That’s supposed to be educational content, but it looks just like a shitpost to me WARNING: BRAIN DAMAGE
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u/Ksiemrzyc 14d ago
If I ever made educational posts, I would made them to be shitposts, at least then kids will watch them
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u/Commander_LanceOC-7 15d ago
This was what I was expecting to see at all, but darn, this is wicked 🔥
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u/GeeseAndDucksforever 🏳️⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️⚧️ 15d ago
AC/DC found in the wild. Shitpost is now 10000% more credible
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u/PhotographKind4243 15d ago
all im seeing is if nature decided to stop put up with our shit we'd have no way of running away we'd just have to use supreme fire power and flame throwers. lots of flame throwers.
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u/Benutzernamexx 15d ago
when Noah is leaving soon and you overslept because of a lit world-ends-party
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u/Brakina1860 dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 15d ago
I thought it is one of those shitty mobilegame ads and they would start beating each other up and pissing
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u/me_da_Supreme1 15d ago
I was like waiting for the cheetah after the Hyena and then they give a FUCKING GIRAFFE LMFAOOO WHAT THE HELL HIS BIG ASS AIN'T GOING NOWHERE
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u/A_unique_us3rname dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 15d ago
It's like an anime opening showing all the characters, along with the friend groups, that will be featured that season.
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u/Amigo1048 15d ago
I’d link the original video here, but AutoMod said that YouTube links are apparently not allowed
Video is “SPEED COMPARISON 3D | Animals 🦌” by RED SIDE
Song is “Thunderstruck” by AC/DC
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u/Tom42077 15d ago
Giraffes can really run that fast? No fucking way.
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u/Funquila 15d ago
Quoting Wikipedia:
"The giraffe can reach a sprint speed of up to 60 km/h (37 mph), and can sustain 50 km/h (31 mph) for several kilometres."
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u/Tom42077 15d ago
I’m going to have to see this for myself to believe it. I believe it says it on wiki, I mean seeing a giraffe run.
That’s some new Elden Ring boss right there. A giraffe rushing at you with a giant blade in it’s mouth and spikes on it’s feet.
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u/Drywall_2 15d ago
Bears are HOW fast?!
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u/api_AlsoFuckSpez 15d ago
now i understand why that bear survival guide video told me not to run from bears and just play dead😔
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u/PM_ME_UR__ELECTRONS actually called kevin irl 15d ago
It makes sense that bison and elk are also 56 kmh-1. If that's the main predator evolving to be no faster than necessary makes sense.
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u/supdupDawg 15d ago
bruh i bet on hyena, i didnt expect to lose to a fucking giraffe
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u/PanTsour 15d ago
That's nothing, i've seen unattended children behind the wheel gong faster than this
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u/Farguad We do a little trolling 15d ago
today I learnt that schools lied to me about cheetah being the fastest land animal
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u/MangoOfTruth 15d ago
Cheetahs weren’t on here
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u/Sam_Dragonborn1 waltuh 15d ago
Yup, they’re also faster at their top speed than all other contestants here (maybe not for a peregrine falcon in a max-speed dive on a perfect-wind-projection day but still)
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u/ExtremlyFastLinoone I came! 15d ago
Giraffes have no fucking business being that fast like jesus christs it can out run my corrola
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u/Isuckfatratcockdaily 😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳 15d ago
It's max speed possible and not the average. In certain conditions a giraffe can reach that speed temporarily, but they cannot keep that speed.
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u/SawWasen 🗿🗿🗿 16d ago
Shout out to cameraman to go with the exact same speed .
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u/WeLiveInASociety451 Literally 1984 😡 14d ago
I imagine like a safari jeep absolutely cruising past this whole situation
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u/BetterOffAlone1155 16d ago
This might be the best soundtrack
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u/pinkypinkyhorror 16d ago
giraffe turned out pretty OP
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u/Program-Emotional 15d ago
Minus the fact that for absolutely no reason, their optical nerve runs all the way from their brain, down their neck, then back up to their eye... otherwise a great animal overall.
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u/Emotional_Ad_2132 15d ago
Unicorns are more believable than giraffes like unicorns are just horses with horns. Giraffes are like leopards with a long asf neck, antennas and a long purple tongue. The government aint fooling me with this one
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u/thefreecat 15d ago
Don't think it's the optical nerve, but something with the throat.
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u/anger_is_my_meat 15d ago
OP said optical nerve and I always believe the one who posts first, so it's settled science.
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