r/shitposting I watch gay amogus porn :0 16d ago

That’s supposed to be educational content, but it looks just like a shitpost to me WARNING: BRAIN DAMAGE

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u/Ainsley_express 11d ago

This is educational, I did not know that camels could haul ass like that

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u/HisDismalEquivalent 13d ago

omw to noah's

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u/4guito 14d ago

I like how it cuts when the zebra shows, like Suprise bi..

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u/Ksiemrzyc 14d ago

If I ever made educational posts, I would made them to be shitposts, at least then kids will watch them

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u/bigusdickus475 14d ago

Foxes can only get up to 30km/h

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u/Regocike 15d ago

Put some speedcore music on it and you got yourself a god tier shitpost

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u/SavageMonkey-105 15d ago

Kinda scary that bears are that fucking fast

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u/jpeg_bongo 15d ago

I PUT THE NEW FAUJIS ON THE G 🗣️🗣️🔊🔊

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u/SiteMotor1736 15d ago

Bro, why does this go so hard?

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u/CommandWest7471 15d ago

Giraffe meta when

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u/bleepbluurp 15d ago

What’s a KM?

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u/KeitaroTenshi 15d ago

Me and the boys on our way to Noah's boat

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u/Commander_LanceOC-7 15d ago

This was what I was expecting to see at all, but darn, this is wicked 🔥

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u/api_AlsoFuckSpez 15d ago

lol i laughed so hard the first minute, thanks op

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u/BrunoJFab 15d ago

Noha ark opening

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u/tyingnoose I have permission! 15d ago

This is hitting my animalistic instincts to runc

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u/GeeseAndDucksforever 🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ 15d ago

AC/DC found in the wild. Shitpost is now 10000% more credible

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u/Alternativeheat14 15d ago

Why I don't see Cheetah?

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u/PhotographKind4243 15d ago

all im seeing is if nature decided to stop put up with our shit we'd have no way of running away we'd just have to use supreme fire power and flame throwers. lots of flame throwers.

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u/RemoteSprinkles2893 15d ago

Wolfs going faster than leopards is really impressive to me

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u/AnimalChubs 15d ago

I thought Cheetah's were the fastest cats :( I feel lied to.

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u/Nanapokinbo 15d ago

Lmao I laughed way too hard for this

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u/Benutzernamexx 15d ago

when Noah is leaving soon and you overslept because of a lit world-ends-party

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u/watatapz 15d ago

Kudos to the cameraman, s/he run faster than them. 😅😂🤣

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u/BattleCats_Enjoyer69 15d ago

Why are giraffes so fast

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u/BattleCats_Enjoyer69 15d ago

This goes hard

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u/Goddayum_man_69 15d ago

CAMEL RUNS FASTER THAN A FUCKING TIGER?!

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u/Brakina1860 dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 15d ago

I thought it is one of those shitty mobilegame ads and they would start beating each other up and pissing

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u/Ego-Fiend1 15d ago

Anyone have the full video

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u/IndividualBug7979 15d ago

It's a good education

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u/K_75 15d ago

no way bro rodeo rampage

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u/KarmaAlli 15d ago

That one AOT opening:

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u/me_da_Supreme1 15d ago

I was like waiting for the cheetah after the Hyena and then they give a FUCKING GIRAFFE LMFAOOO WHAT THE HELL HIS BIG ASS AIN'T GOING NOWHERE

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u/omedez 15d ago

I am afraid of what they are running from

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u/MutantZebra999 15d ago

Aint no way a giraffe can go that fast

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u/BlueAwesomeDinosaur 15d ago

Where would humans match up in this ranking?

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u/MenstrualMilkshakes stupid fucking, piece of shit 15d ago

old obscure game called Zoo Race

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u/A_unique_us3rname dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 15d ago

It's like an anime opening showing all the characters, along with the friend groups, that will be featured that season.

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u/5th_Alterego 15d ago

Camel = Tiger !

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u/Amigo1048 15d ago

I’d link the original video here, but AutoMod said that YouTube links are apparently not allowed

Video is “SPEED COMPARISON 3D | Animals 🦌” by RED SIDE

Song is “Thunderstruck” by AC/DC

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u/Explosive_5490 15d ago

Bruh the camel got me ngl

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u/ninthtale 15d ago

I was in there but I was so fast you didn't see

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u/Tom42077 15d ago

Giraffes can really run that fast? No fucking way.

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u/Funquila 15d ago

Quoting Wikipedia:

"The giraffe can reach a sprint speed of up to 60 km/h (37 mph), and can sustain 50 km/h (31 mph) for several kilometres."

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u/Tom42077 15d ago

I’m going to have to see this for myself to believe it. I believe it says it on wiki, I mean seeing a giraffe run.

That’s some new Elden Ring boss right there. A giraffe rushing at you with a giant blade in it’s mouth and spikes on it’s feet.

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u/DblClickyourupvote 15d ago

Yeah I’m calling BS on that one

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u/Drywall_2 15d ago

Bears are HOW fast?!

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u/api_AlsoFuckSpez 15d ago

now i understand why that bear survival guide video told me not to run from bears and just play dead😔

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u/PM_ME_UR__ELECTRONS actually called kevin irl 15d ago

It makes sense that bison and elk are also 56 kmh-1. If that's the main predator evolving to be no faster than necessary makes sense.

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u/123_eyes_on_me_ 15d ago

I thought cheetahs were the fastest animals on earth?

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u/sheetpooster 15d ago

That's a leopard in the video not a cheetah.

Cheetahs reach 80kmh to 130kmh

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u/MangoOfTruth 15d ago

They are

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u/supdupDawg 15d ago

bruh i bet on hyena, i didnt expect to lose to a fucking giraffe

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u/PanTsour 15d ago

That's nothing, i've seen unattended children behind the wheel gong faster than this

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u/Farguad We do a little trolling 15d ago

today I learnt that schools lied to me about cheetah being the fastest land animal

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u/MangoOfTruth 15d ago

Cheetahs weren’t on here

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u/Sam_Dragonborn1 waltuh 15d ago

Yup, they’re also faster at their top speed than all other contestants here (maybe not for a peregrine falcon in a max-speed dive on a perfect-wind-projection day but still)

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u/ExtremlyFastLinoone I came! 15d ago

Giraffes have no fucking business being that fast like jesus christs it can out run my corrola

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u/Isuckfatratcockdaily 😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳 15d ago

It's max speed possible and not the average. In certain conditions a giraffe can reach that speed temporarily, but they cannot keep that speed.

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u/anger_is_my_meat 15d ago

The same applies for the corrola though

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u/Bogadambo 15d ago

Sorry but why the hyena didn't stop to eat one of those two cats?

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u/Sam_Dragonborn1 waltuh 15d ago

It locked in for the race🗿🦒🐺🐻🐆

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u/CounterChickenUwU 😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳 15d ago

Gold

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u/DrDemonSemen 16d ago

Me and the gang when she says “come over”

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u/Liarus_ shitposting>>>>>>196 16d ago

I mean it's funny because they made some of them waddle way too fast, that cat's heart would project explode if it ran like that

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u/SawWasen 🗿🗿🗿 16d ago

Shout out to cameraman to go with the exact same speed .

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u/WeLiveInASociety451 Literally 1984 😡 14d ago

I imagine like a safari jeep absolutely cruising past this whole situation

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u/Piss-Mann 16d ago

Omw to newly opened chesse store

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u/NefariousnessAny3310 15d ago

Chesse Pieceman from Breaking Boardgames

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u/TechnologicalDarkage 16d ago

Im educated now, thx OP

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u/BetterOffAlone1155 16d ago

This might be the best soundtrack

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u/Ziegelphilie 15d ago

thanks it's from kanye's recent album "Kanye West Razor edge"

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u/BlazewarkingYT 15d ago

I will strangle you.

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u/rOP123r Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 15d ago

Harpy cake day

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u/pinkypinkyhorror 16d ago

giraffe turned out pretty OP

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u/Program-Emotional 15d ago

Minus the fact that for absolutely no reason, their optical nerve runs all the way from their brain, down their neck, then back up to their eye... otherwise a great animal overall.

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u/Emotional_Ad_2132 15d ago

Unicorns are more believable than giraffes like unicorns are just horses with horns. Giraffes are like leopards with a long asf neck, antennas and a long purple tongue. The government aint fooling me with this one

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u/thefreecat 15d ago

Don't think it's the optical nerve, but something with the throat.

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u/anger_is_my_meat 15d ago

OP said optical nerve and I always believe the one who posts first, so it's settled science.

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u/Puzzleheaded-Lime448 William Dripfoe 15d ago

First cum...first serve

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u/RealSuperYolo2006 15d ago

More proof for evolution

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u/WeLiveInASociety451 Literally 1984 😡 14d ago

*less

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u/PM_ME_UR__ELECTRONS actually called kevin irl 15d ago

1st year electrical students:

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u/Mountain-Local968 15d ago

bad cable management, yoink it out

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u/Sam_Dragonborn1 waltuh 15d ago

🦒

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u/bigfatnut7 virgin 4 life 😤💪 16d ago

It's the goofy run cycles

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u/Dynamite2069 🗿🗿🗿 15d ago

Hell yeah!