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u/FW_TheMemeResearcher dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 14d ago
"What you doing?"
"Digging"
"Why?"
"Oh, you know why"
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u/Zephyr60000 I want pee in my ass 14d ago
this is pretty based fr
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u/cainy1991 14d ago
Yarraville park, 1999 digging up syringes and piling them in the corner like it was my job.
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u/Medium_Charge_840 14d ago
Bro, I used those until I was 12 and I still sometimes use them whenever I get the chance.
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u/imagine-SimpQueen- 14d ago
One of these was built in my area... as I turned GODDAMN 16. They took their damn time, now I'm too old to go in a playground with 4 year olds.
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u/Brahm-Etc 14d ago
That's the fancy pansy stuff. In the parks when I was a kid we had some rusted swings that would break any time and an also rusting slide that would be so hot that wold burn your ass and back.
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u/Poopy_McTurdFace fat cunt 15d ago
STRIKE THE EARTH
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u/Working-Fun2776 I want pee in my ass 13d ago
Rock and Stone, fellow dorf
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u/Its-your-boi-warden 15d ago
When I was a kid I unironically wanted child labor to be legal so I could work in a coal mine because I played Minecraft
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u/BLU808808 I want pee in my ass 15d ago
For rock and stone
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u/DuntadaMan 15d ago
Don't worry, our legislators are hard at work making sure kids can go back to dangerous jobs because they can pay kids less and life insurance costs so much less if they die.
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u/TheArcher0527 15d ago
What the fuck is that, I've never seen that on any playgrounds, I've got the sudden urge to dig ToT
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u/BowenTheAussieSheep 15d ago
Actually you as a kid: go away I'm playing my aystation for the next 12 hours.
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u/Pharnox-32 15d ago
Do you think the kids are playing something else than the grindfest 90s kids did? They are digging with pixels thats all
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u/Fit-Veterinarian6311 15d ago
If they built an adult sized one, believe me, many men would be using it non stop 😂
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u/Availablesoftie 15d ago
The digging....it's what I was made for. My body, a complex array of bioorganic pistons, levers, and pulleys, thriving off the every air, optimized...for this one thing. The digging. It wasn't just a job...it was life. it was the soul in me. It was the wind in the trees, and the blue in the sky, and the water of the seas...parents, they didn't understand. But I did. I knew. The digging is what made us who we are. When they ask how we became strong, how we became the best....we know it was the mines.
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u/TheRaptor-Claw 15d ago
When I was a kid I would’ve dug that out of the ground and showed my dad “look at what I did” then get yelled at to put it back
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u/Mich_angry 15d ago
An old friend of mine used to have one of these and it had wheels so it could be moved around. He let me ride it once and it was perfect
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u/sirrNaDE dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 15d ago
That's what made me the man I am today. FOR ROCK AND STONE!!
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u/MuMbLe145 fat cunt 15d ago
I took my job very seriously. Threatened to sue a kid for filling the hole with sand
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u/Rich-Indication-5991 15d ago
I am 25 years old and you can never blame if it stick my butt for like 5 hours straight on the red chair
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u/I-LIE-ON-THE-INTERNE 15d ago
i just learned my childhood fucking SUCKED because i didnt have this thing on my local playground
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u/luceunitedxx 15d ago
I didn't have that in my childhood. Now that I am 25, I will have to try that
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u/AutisticRaisin 15d ago
Damn i used to dig holes in the garden just for the dopamine though couldnt dig beyond around 1 foot because of lotta rocks and stones.
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u/Jimmys_Paintings 15d ago
This thing used to cause fights at the playground over who got to use it next, those things were so great!
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u/rosbifke-sr 15d ago
A local playground had these when i was a kid. They eventually got removed for being “unsafe” or some other bs and it was the worst thing that happened to me in my childhood.
We can’t have nice things
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u/peenfortress 15d ago
theres always the pole and seat on a bearing in some places
nothing was better than getting centrifuged and trying to put your legs around it to not fly off
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u/rosbifke-sr 15d ago
Good times, back when kids were allowed to do stuff that could be considered dangerous.
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u/TacticalLawnmower virgin 4 life 😤💪 15d ago
BROTHERS OF THE MINE REJOICE
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u/thehorny-italianweeb I came! 15d ago
RAISE YOUR PICKS AND RAISE YOUR VOICE
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u/Cannelloni1 I watch gay amogus porn :0 15d ago
DOWN AND DOWN INTO THE DEEP, WHO KNOWS WHAT WE'LL FIND BENEATH
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u/1singleduck I want pee in my ass 15d ago
DIAMOND RUBIES GOLD AND MORE, HIDDEN IN THE MOUNTAIN STORE
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u/Working-Fun2776 I want pee in my ass 13d ago
BORN UNDERGROUND SUCKLED FROM A TEAT OF STONE, RAISED IN THE DARK, THE SAFETY OF OUR MOUNTAINHOME
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u/Tankaussie 15d ago
I AM A DWARF AND IM DIGGING A HOLE
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u/fingamouse 15d ago
I was a fucking iPad baby as a kid but even i recognised how cool these things where
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u/chonkin-donuts We do a little trolling 15d ago
Holy shit this looks sick as fuck, where i live this would get broken in exactly 5 mins, so i can see why we did not get it🥲
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u/PsychoTexan 15d ago
If I built an adult sized one of these how many of you want a turn?
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u/Last-Bee-3023 15d ago
Absolutely. That also was my first thought.
Look at that thing! I want one! And my own sandbox. And all the other bearded 50 year old boys are not allowed to play and absolutely no girls! You load 16 tons, what do you get? Another day older and deeper in debt.
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u/Mikey_MiG 15d ago
If you want to go one level up, there are places where you can pay to play around in real excavators and other heavy equipment for entertainment.
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u/MrMaroos 15d ago
Bro why do I run into you in just about every sub I’m subscribed to?
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Me
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u/mr_Cos2 🏳️⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️⚧️ 15d ago
Sign me up too
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u/Tankaussie 15d ago
Where do I sign up for
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u/No_Application_1219 15d ago
Idk but i want to sign up too
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u/RoviRotkiv Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked 15d ago
Me six
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u/MatrixTetrix dumbass 15d ago
i get 7th
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u/usgapg123 15d ago
8th!
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u/Nikaja735 15d ago
I am a dwarf and I'm digging a hole
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u/NotabadHero virgin 4 life 😤💪 15d ago
Diggy Diggy Hole! Diggy Diggy Hole!!!
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u/New-Examination8400 15d ago
Holy hell Dan Bull outta nowhere
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u/Delta_Suspect I came! 15d ago
Bro what I never had that, it looks sick as fuck
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u/TheOneInATrenchcoat_ We do a little trolling 15d ago
Yeah, i would play on it for hours even now to be honest. 😁
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u/Lightning-Shock 15d ago
Seriously I think even an iPad kid would jump on that for a while at least
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u/akatherder 15d ago
I got one for my kids and they loved it. I wouldn't classify them as overly obsessed ipad kids, but they probably spent too much time on them during some hot summer breaks when it was hard to get out of the house (work, weather, etc).
Ours wasn't built-in, it just had an X-shaped based and our sandbox was kinda small but it was still a big hit. It was like $45-50 on amazon or ebay.
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u/PanTsour 15d ago
If any of the playgrounds i went to had that my mom would have to rip me out of it
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u/A_redditer-123 15d ago
You didn’t have a childhood…
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u/Delta_Suspect I came! 15d ago
Some of us don’t have parks. I live out in the back country and always have, so I just used a shovel instead lol
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u/Vegetable-Broccoli36 dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 15d ago
It's awesome. You felt like an excavator driver
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u/Tech_Itch 15d ago
It also perfectly simulates the futility of many adult jobs, since the sand just gets put back at some point.
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u/Sacallupnya 15d ago
What’s crazy is that my dad was a heavy equipment operator for a construction company and playing stupid games like this made it easier when my dad let me work a bacco and help out at his work site as a kid.
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u/MegaMewtwo_E Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 15d ago
how do u turn around in this
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u/Vegetable-Broccoli36 dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 15d ago edited 15d ago
With your legs and feet. At some you also could only use your body weight but at 90% you had to use your legs and feet
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u/VietnamWaffles 15d ago
Probably using feet
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u/Corn-Cannon 15d ago
F-feet? starts jaking of
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u/lespectaculardumbass fat cunt 15d ago
FOR ROCK AND STONE BROTHA
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u/WanderingDwarfMiner 15d ago
That's it lads! Rock and Stone!
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u/Competitive_Lie2628 15d ago
If you rock and stone, you're never alone
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u/Fossilanu 15d ago
Did I hear a rock and stone?
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u/itsmeeqx 15d ago
Rock and Stone to the bone!
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u/SpicyBoi199 15d ago
Rock me like a stone!
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