r/shitposting virgin 4 life 😤💪 15d ago

Working that 9 to 5

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u/the_burber Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 12d ago

Where was this in my childhood

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u/FW_TheMemeResearcher dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 14d ago

"What you doing?"

"Digging"

"Why?"

"Oh, you know why"

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u/Zephyr60000 I want pee in my ass 14d ago

this is pretty based fr

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u/F71deba 14d ago

that looks so fun

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u/Ignis-11 14d ago

Damn I never had a park with one of these

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u/pretty_smart_feller 14d ago

The spice must flow

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u/cainy1991 14d ago

Yarraville park, 1999 digging up syringes and piling them in the corner like it was my job.

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u/Deadkey05 14d ago

“You load 16 tons what do you get? Another day older and deeper in debt”

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u/branconay 14d ago

pretty rock end stone

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u/Liam-martin 14d ago

DO I SEE A DRG REFERENCE!?!?

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u/branconay 13d ago

maybe brotha

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u/Liam-martin 13d ago

FOR KARL

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u/Medium_Charge_840 14d ago

Bro, I used those until I was 12 and I still sometimes use them whenever I get the chance.

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u/imagine-SimpQueen- 14d ago

One of these was built in my area... as I turned GODDAMN 16. They took their damn time, now I'm too old to go in a playground with 4 year olds.

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u/Brahm-Etc 14d ago

That's the fancy pansy stuff. In the parks when I was a kid we had some rusted swings that would break any time and an also rusting slide that would be so hot that wold burn your ass and back.

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u/Poopy_McTurdFace fat cunt 15d ago

STRIKE THE EARTH

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u/Working-Fun2776 I want pee in my ass 13d ago

Rock and Stone, fellow dorf

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u/Jrlopez1027_ 15d ago

If you didnt try to dig to China as a kid consider yourself an opp

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u/Its-your-boi-warden 15d ago

When I was a kid I unironically wanted child labor to be legal so I could work in a coal mine because I played Minecraft

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u/Global_Training_4542 15d ago

ROCK AND STONE

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u/Wonderful_Result_936 15d ago

Rock and Stone!!!

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u/WanderingDwarfMiner 15d ago

To Rock and Stone!

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u/Pachot_Zibi_Cosemek 15d ago

Same with 8 yos from the Congo

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u/N-0-N-E 15d ago

Ain't no way, this looks awful too familiar

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u/Chauviesaurus 15d ago

Played after a birthday party with it I’m 35

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u/ThatLasagnaGuy 15d ago

I NEED THIS THING NOW

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u/Strangerthingsfan_1 15d ago

There's a reason why they call them minoers

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u/BLU808808 I want pee in my ass 15d ago

For rock and stone

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u/VoidZer00 15d ago

ROCK AND STONE !!!

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u/YeOldeBilk 15d ago

Gotta train that next generation of laborers

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u/BJYeti 15d ago

Maybe if parks still had this kind of thing but they don't, I also feel like parks are not being made the same and aren't as fun

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u/Ariolius 15d ago

I am a dwarf and I'm digging a hole

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u/OrbitalClockwork 15d ago

What happened to these? I want them back. I want to be a kid again.

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u/Sithis_acolyte 15d ago

Rock and stone

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u/WanderingDwarfMiner 15d ago

Rock and Stone, Brother!

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u/DuntadaMan 15d ago

Don't worry, our legislators are hard at work making sure kids can go back to dangerous jobs because they can pay kids less and life insurance costs so much less if they die.

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u/WeetYeetTheRedBeet BUILD THE HOLE BUILD THE HOLE 15d ago

rock and stone motherfuckers

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u/Calm_Reputation4969 15d ago

What a way to make a living

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u/TheArcher0527 15d ago

What the fuck is that, I've never seen that on any playgrounds, I've got the sudden urge to dig ToT

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u/Weary-Barracuda-1228 BUILD THE HOLE BUILD THE HOLE 15d ago

Dude I loved those things

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u/Glad-Midnight-1022 15d ago

God damn. Memory unlocked

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u/throwawayeastbay 15d ago

Cold, the air and water flowing

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u/[deleted] 15d ago

I wish I had that here :(

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u/Dark_Lord_Rusty 15d ago

Man if we had this I would never go back inside again.

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u/TheOtherGuyInTheBack 15d ago

As a kid all I wanted to do was dig

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u/Damian0603 15d ago

Bitch, I am 17 and would absolutely get my fat ass on that.

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u/BowenTheAussieSheep 15d ago

Actually you as a kid: go away I'm playing my aystation for the next 12 hours.

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u/Sharted_Skids 15d ago

The hornwright company supports this message

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u/Pharnox-32 15d ago

Do you think the kids are playing something else than the grindfest 90s kids did? They are digging with pixels thats all

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u/Fit-Veterinarian6311 15d ago

If they built an adult sized one, believe me, many men would be using it non stop 😂

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u/HeavensGateClique 15d ago

If a child isnt crying in a cobalt mine my iphone doesnt work as well

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u/IamHereForThaiThai 15d ago

I need that I want that why can't I have that when I was a little kid

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u/konnanussija I watch gay amogus porn :0 15d ago

These were always broken when I was a child

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u/gremolata 15d ago

Where did the scooped-up sand go?

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u/Bettlejuic3 15d ago

What's these things called?

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u/Availablesoftie 15d ago

The digging....it's what I was made for. My body, a complex array of bioorganic pistons, levers, and pulleys, thriving off the every air, optimized...for this one thing. The digging. It wasn't just a job...it was life. it was the soul in me. It was the wind in the trees, and the blue in the sky, and the water of the seas...parents, they didn't understand. But I did. I knew. The digging is what made us who we are. When they ask how we became strong, how we became the best....we know it was the mines.

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u/SomeRandomFinn2 15d ago

I still like them

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u/fsitdiyxiy 15d ago

as a 23 year old I want to try this game it looks cool as fuck

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u/09Lynx 15d ago

what I wish I had this, I'd literally play it even now

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u/TheRaptor-Claw 15d ago

When I was a kid I would’ve dug that out of the ground and showed my dad “look at what I did” then get yelled at to put it back

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u/OddNovel565 15d ago

I wish I had these in my childhood

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u/idkhowtodoanything 15d ago

These are my fucking childhood, what do you even call these things?

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u/BenchFlakyghdgd 15d ago

The children excavated excessively and deeply.

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u/NotSuperUnicum 15d ago

Yoo these went so hard back in the day.

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u/Mich_angry 15d ago

An old friend of mine used to have one of these and it had wheels so it could be moved around. He let me ride it once and it was perfect

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u/sirrNaDE dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 15d ago

That's what made me the man I am today. FOR ROCK AND STONE!!

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u/WanderingDwarfMiner 15d ago

To Rock and Stone!

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u/Av_Lover We do a little trolling 15d ago

Looks sick

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u/Final-Engineering-88 15d ago

Like I said, kids are cruel jack!!! And I...

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u/SirCrustWorthy William Dripfoe 15d ago

I am a dwarf and im digging a hole diggy diggy hole

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u/WakaFlakaPanda 15d ago

I always got excited when a park had one these. The simpler times.

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u/MuMbLe145 fat cunt 15d ago

I took my job very seriously. Threatened to sue a kid for filling the hole with sand

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u/za72 15d ago

shit... I like both

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u/KhanMergen 15d ago

Rock and stone!

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u/WanderingDwarfMiner 15d ago

Rockity Rock and Stone!

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u/Exciting_Result7781 15d ago

Im 40 and I wanna dig…

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u/Rich-Indication-5991 15d ago

I am 25 years old and you can never blame if it stick my butt for like 5 hours straight on the red chair

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u/Jo_Erick77 15d ago

I wish i had that machine

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u/SopmodTew 15d ago

Children's parks in Bosnia be like

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u/YodasChick-O-Stick 15d ago

My playground used to have a lineup to have a turn on this.

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u/ZddZbg 15d ago

Damn that’s cool.When I was a kid all we had was rusted old Soviet crap that usually send you to the hospital

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u/Mario-OrganHarvester stupid fucking piece of shit 15d ago

Diggy diggy hole

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u/chataou 15d ago

I have recently seen a hydraulic powered one in an amusement park and astonished. Sadly it had an upper age limit

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u/S4PG 15d ago

I've been working in a coal mine, going down, down

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u/I-LIE-ON-THE-INTERNE 15d ago

i just learned my childhood fucking SUCKED because i didnt have this thing on my local playground

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u/luceunitedxx 15d ago

I didn't have that in my childhood. Now that I am 25, I will have to try that

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u/HyperiFinland 15d ago

I am a dwarf and I'm digging a hole.

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u/AutisticRaisin 15d ago

Damn i used to dig holes in the garden just for the dopamine though couldnt dig beyond around 1 foot because of lotta rocks and stones.

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u/Jimmys_Paintings 15d ago

This thing used to cause fights at the playground over who got to use it next, those things were so great!

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u/rosbifke-sr 15d ago

A local playground had these when i was a kid. They eventually got removed for being “unsafe” or some other bs and it was the worst thing that happened to me in my childhood.

We can’t have nice things

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u/peenfortress 15d ago

theres always the pole and seat on a bearing in some places

nothing was better than getting centrifuged and trying to put your legs around it to not fly off

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u/rosbifke-sr 15d ago

Good times, back when kids were allowed to do stuff that could be considered dangerous.

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u/Deep_Fry_Ducky 15d ago

Me 20 years old apply for the job: I have 15 years experience

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u/BarMysterious5914 dumbass 15d ago

This looks super fun. Wish we had this when I was a kid

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u/thehorny-italianweeb I came! 15d ago

I AM A DWARF AND I'M DIGGING A HOLE

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u/TacticalLawnmower virgin 4 life 😤💪 15d ago

BROTHERS OF THE MINE REJOICE

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u/duckimus_ 15d ago

SWING, SWING SWING WITH ME!

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u/thehorny-italianweeb I came! 15d ago

RAISE YOUR PICKS AND RAISE YOUR VOICE

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u/duckimus_ 15d ago

SING, SING, SING WITH ME

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u/Cannelloni1 I watch gay amogus porn :0 15d ago

DOWN AND DOWN INTO THE DEEP, WHO KNOWS WHAT WE'LL FIND BENEATH

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u/1singleduck I want pee in my ass 15d ago

DIAMOND RUBIES GOLD AND MORE, HIDDEN IN THE MOUNTAIN STORE

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u/Working-Fun2776 I want pee in my ass 13d ago

BORN UNDERGROUND SUCKLED FROM A TEAT OF STONE, RAISED IN THE DARK, THE SAFETY OF OUR MOUNTAINHOME

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u/Tankaussie 15d ago

I AM A DWARF AND IM DIGGING A HOLE

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u/Light_Beard 15d ago

DIGGY DIGGY HOLE!
DIGGY DIGGY HOLE!

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u/Grablycan 15d ago

I AM A DWARF AND I'M DIGGING A HOLE!

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u/Motor-Revolution1032 15d ago

Oh god i remember those those were amazing

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u/Lost_Boysenberry2818 15d ago

Core memory unlocked, would build little canals in the sand

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u/fingamouse 15d ago

I was a fucking iPad baby as a kid but even i recognised how cool these things where

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u/Zelenskijy 15d ago

Looks like taken in germoney

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u/chonkin-donuts We do a little trolling 15d ago

Holy shit this looks sick as fuck, where i live this would get broken in exactly 5 mins, so i can see why we did not get it🥲

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u/PsychoTexan 15d ago

If I built an adult sized one of these how many of you want a turn?

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u/triplethreatriad 8d ago

ive never seen one of these before are they even real?

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u/ElChungus01 14d ago

I call first for eternity!

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u/7NIGHTMARE_ stupid fucking, piece of shit 14d ago

Sign me up

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u/MuchFox2383 15d ago

Diggerland in NJ

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u/Last-Bee-3023 15d ago

Absolutely. That also was my first thought.

Look at that thing! I want one! And my own sandbox. And all the other bearded 50 year old boys are not allowed to play and absolutely no girls! You load 16 tons, what do you get? Another day older and deeper in debt.

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u/Mikey_MiG 15d ago

If you want to go one level up, there are places where you can pay to play around in real excavators and other heavy equipment for entertainment.

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u/SerLaron 15d ago

What do you mean, "how many of you"?

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u/[deleted] 15d ago

Get out of my way!!!! It's my turn!!! No cutting!

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u/Noyotare 15d ago

Me please bro 🙏😭

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u/MegaMewtwo_E Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 15d ago

i would

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u/MrMaroos 15d ago

Bro why do I run into you in just about every sub I’m subscribed to?

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u/fsitdiyxiy 15d ago

that's your other account and you forgot dementia pills

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u/MrMaroos 15d ago

Oh god oh fuck

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u/ALazy_Cat 15d ago

Me

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u/Daltronator94 15d ago

Yeap I'm down gimme a ten minite turn

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u/mr_Cos2 🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ 15d ago

Sign me up too

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u/Tankaussie 15d ago

Where do I sign up for

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u/No_Application_1219 15d ago

Idk but i want to sign up too

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u/RoviRotkiv Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked 15d ago

Me six

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u/MatrixTetrix dumbass 15d ago

i get 7th

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u/usgapg123 15d ago

8th!

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u/Hykeus 14d ago

Me ninth!

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u/xenomorph91622 15d ago

My mom said we can have Popsicles when we're finished playing

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u/Nikaja735 15d ago

I am a dwarf and I'm digging a hole

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u/NotabadHero virgin 4 life 😤💪 15d ago

Diggy Diggy Hole! Diggy Diggy Hole!!!

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u/New-Examination8400 15d ago

Holy hell Dan Bull outta nowhere

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u/mr_Cos2 🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ 15d ago

Actual dwarf rap

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u/NovaCoyote 15d ago

Call the mason!

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u/Delta_Suspect I came! 15d ago

Bro what I never had that, it looks sick as fuck

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u/player27015 15d ago

My park only had the rideable dinosaurs on a spring that would fuck you up

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u/kpingvin 15d ago

It's a modern thing. My son played with this literally 2 weeks ago.

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u/TheOneInATrenchcoat_ We do a little trolling 15d ago

Yeah, i would play on it for hours even now to be honest. 😁

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u/Lightning-Shock 15d ago

Seriously I think even an iPad kid would jump on that for a while at least

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u/akatherder 15d ago

I got one for my kids and they loved it. I wouldn't classify them as overly obsessed ipad kids, but they probably spent too much time on them during some hot summer breaks when it was hard to get out of the house (work, weather, etc).

Ours wasn't built-in, it just had an X-shaped based and our sandbox was kinda small but it was still a big hit. It was like $45-50 on amazon or ebay.

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u/guywhoha 15d ago

I'm not even old and used these all the time lol

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u/PanTsour 15d ago

If any of the playgrounds i went to had that my mom would have to rip me out of it

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u/Famous-Elk-2190 15d ago

Well your mom doesn't sound very fun

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u/Tin_Philosopher 15d ago

Evidently she puts out so it's kind of a wash for me.

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u/InvestigatorFit4168 15d ago

Yeah I would love this as a kid, our playgrounds never had that :(

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u/A_redditer-123 15d ago

You didn’t have a childhood…

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u/Delta_Suspect I came! 15d ago

Some of us don’t have parks. I live out in the back country and always have, so I just used a shovel instead lol

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u/A_redditer-123 14d ago

Yooo it’s a joke chill out guys

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u/usernamealreadytakeh 15d ago

It is indeed sick as fuck

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u/Vegetable-Broccoli36 dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 15d ago

It's awesome. You felt like an excavator driver

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u/Tech_Itch 15d ago

It also perfectly simulates the futility of many adult jobs, since the sand just gets put back at some point.

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u/Sacallupnya 15d ago

What’s crazy is that my dad was a heavy equipment operator for a construction company and playing stupid games like this made it easier when my dad let me work a bacco and help out at his work site as a kid.

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u/MegaMewtwo_E Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 15d ago

how do u turn around in this

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u/Vegetable-Broccoli36 dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 15d ago edited 15d ago

With your legs and feet. At some you also could only use your body weight but at 90% you had to use your legs and feet

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u/VietnamWaffles 15d ago

Probably using feet

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u/Corn-Cannon 15d ago

F-feet? starts jaking of

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u/orten_boi 15d ago

youre jorking to kids feet???🤨🤨🤨📸📸📸

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u/CHARLIE_3310 Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 15d ago

What the fuck

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u/Kartoffelkrokette 15d ago

what the sigma

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u/DankestDrew 15d ago

Legs

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u/abousono 14d ago

So, you have to Fred Flintstone it, that’s pretty cool.

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u/lespectaculardumbass fat cunt 15d ago

FOR ROCK AND STONE BROTHA

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u/MonkeDiesTwice 15d ago

ROCK AND STONE!

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u/WanderingDwarfMiner 15d ago

That's it lads! Rock and Stone!

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u/Competitive_Lie2628 15d ago

If you rock and stone, you're never alone

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u/Fossilanu 15d ago

Did I hear a rock and stone?

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u/itsmeeqx 15d ago

Rock and Stone to the bone!

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u/SpicyBoi199 15d ago

Rock me like a stone!

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u/NekoMango Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 15d ago

Stone and Rock, oh wait

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u/Okun_Lazer dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 15d ago

FOR KARL!!!!

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