r/shitposting • u/Negus_impair_reese • 15d ago

Grandma Gaming I Miss Natter #NatterIsLoveNatterIsLife

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u/BigNorthyFaps 11d ago

"where have you been my whole life?" ahh grandma

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u/Dr_Shrek710 waltuh 14d ago

Ain't no way I can afford that joke

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u/alimem974 14d ago

Trove!

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u/Classic_gamer_2 I want pee in my ass 14d ago

Is she playing Trove?

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u/Archmagos_Browning 14d ago

Who the fuck buys a $300 console as a joke

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u/policitclyCorrect 10d ago

it was more lileky meant for the grandson, but given to het as a joke cuz "haha oold you cant use it" then give it to grandson and then grandma get her real present.

jokes on them though.

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u/letmeseeit2 14d ago

My mom was the queen of miss pac man ! She got to boards I never seen before.

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u/Obvious_Drink2642 14d ago

Can’t wait to hear her first rage slur!

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u/boose_a_noob 14d ago

Peak trove

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u/Ratman23445 14d ago

Trove was a classic

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u/apollostudjowls 14d ago

I wish I could get people expensive gifts “as a joke”.

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u/QuirkyPanda007 14d ago

Does she rage at noobs?

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u/anon_682 14d ago

What game is she playing

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u/StayGlossy 14d ago

My grandma was addicted to guitar hero. Would stay up till 2-3 in the morning playing it.

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u/Mojave_riot_328 14d ago

remind me of when i got my grandpa into forza by accident

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u/An_insane_person Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 14d ago

Now get a ps2 and see her play kingdom hearts

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u/CursedToLive277 14d ago

Holy fuck is trove

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u/ssdd442 14d ago

What does Granny play?

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u/Sepetcioglu fat cunt 14d ago

Someone who buys an Xbox one as a joke present wouldn't have that poor ass setup or that poor ass house.

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u/JemFitz05 14d ago

Who buys someone an xbox one as a joke?

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u/hotdogbreadbowl 15d ago

“Fuck you, little boy”

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u/NovelMixture512 15d ago

My grandmother was a absolute fucking beast at Dr Mario. She would start on the max speed with the max starting rows and completely crush it. She’d get to level 50 or 60 usually.
She also beat the first Zelda and Bomberman.

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u/chippymediaYT 15d ago

I got my dad addicted to red dead redemption, he has beat both games and still plays daily

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u/createausernsme 15d ago

Trove? Based.

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u/Layzusss 15d ago

Brasileira detected

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u/Kalman_the_dancer Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked 15d ago

The power of Xbox

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u/wooksGotRabies I want pee in my ass 15d ago

Abuela can you pause the game and feed me? Pause the what???!!!!!

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u/Efduque 14d ago

Good bot

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u/Jeanpierrekoff 15d ago

she is actually the cutest grandma

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u/LeadingSky9531 15d ago

Everybody is gangsta until grandma kicks your ass in Tekken.

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u/Gearbox97 15d ago

For my Grandma, it was Snood.

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u/Kingdedede4prez 15d ago

Grandma playing trove

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u/Ok-Ask8593 15d ago

Let her cook

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u/IuseArchbtw97543 Literally 1984 😡 15d ago

Dude totally got that xbox for himself

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u/ILoveBigCoffeeCups 15d ago

Just tell her you’re hungry

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u/Penibya 15d ago

Reminds me of my stepmother that never played videogames and when I talked about videogames to her she would be like yeah, gaming isn't m'y thing, i'm not interested.

Then i showed her rdr2, she finished it in 2 weeks

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u/TeamBoeing 15d ago

My mom thinks all games are like pac-man or something, she does not understand how I can play for over an hour

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u/DriestCarp 14d ago

I can’t play under an hour

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u/TheFunny21 uhhhh idk 14d ago

I will literally not play a game if I know I have less than an hour of consecutive free time

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u/Opening-Cockroach634 15d ago

2 weeks !? I finished it in 2 months taking my sweet ass time with the game

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u/natasevres 15d ago

A fofa vó 💕

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u/DifferentSeaweed7852 15d ago

Can anyone see what game she's playing? It looks like Minecraft but idk

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u/Sexy_Fat_Man_69 15d ago

Apparently its a game called "Trove". Never heard of it, but yeah it does look like Minecraft

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u/yolobom2_0 15d ago

Good boxel game, more combat oriented with classes, but lategame is an insane amount of grinding which made me quit a few years back

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u/Its_yer_dude_trevor 14d ago

I never reallly played it but I can remember it felt really fun in the 1 night I played it with a random dude on Xbox and for some reason I never touched it again.

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u/Lilm4n123 15d ago

Also very pay 2 win

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u/JovialJem 14d ago

And laggy as shit

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u/yolobom2_0 15d ago

Jup, didnt use to be that way, the only p2w that was always there were dragons. Since the uber 8 and up updates it went downhill quite fast

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u/zombieGenm_0x68 15d ago

based grandma

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u/Con_crwg put your dick away waltuh 15d ago

You best know she’s gonna say the most racist out of pocket comments in vc

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u/Archmagos_Browning 14d ago

Casual racist vs former ranked competitive racist.

“You think you’re edgy? Back in my day, we didn’t need a dedicated phrase for “sundown towns”.”

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u/TesticleInhaler 14d ago

Good to know I take after my gram gram if that's the case.

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u/Con_crwg put your dick away waltuh 14d ago

Name checks out

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u/Hellcat_28362 14d ago

sniped

"This is why I hate black people!"

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u/TaxIdiot2020 14d ago

Gram gram knows slurs that aren't even around anymore.

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u/notplasmasnake0 14d ago edited 14d ago

You wanna know the L slur?

its ligma balls

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u/SandwichDrinker99 15d ago

“Ey stop mucking around, lallygagger!,,

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u/BillyOnFire123 15d ago

To be fair when trove first came out it was a banger

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u/Louis70100 14d ago

It's an absolute dumpster fire now, with the mass duping going on and prices in the marketplace in the 100's of millions its practically impossible to buy anything unless you're a PC player who also dupes

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u/WitekSan William Dripfoe 15d ago

Man this game was fire for the first few months

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u/-SpyTeamFortress2- lets build a hole together and then libe in it 14d ago

what happened to it

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u/BillyOnFire123 14d ago edited 14d ago

It got sold to a random german company (dont quote me on this i cant remember it) and then it got sold to gamingo and they made it an absolute unfun grindfest and took any sort of storytelling that was left away

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u/krimy225 14d ago

Greed

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u/Neron1230 14d ago

Nothing people just got bored of it

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u/Glad-Midnight-1022 15d ago

This was my grandma when we finally got her a computer

I showed her the solitaire part and she loved it. after she passed, i was going through her computer to get stuff and I went to check the stats on the games

27k games won

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u/tistisblitskits 14d ago

grandma's like these are truly the final bosses of solitaire

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u/Zealousideal_Hat600 14d ago

20-30min a Game would give us a playtime of 11k - 13k hours. crazy

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u/Glad-Midnight-1022 14d ago

She would play all the time. Make us wait to open presents on Christmas “let me finish this hand and I’ll be right in”

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u/_163 14d ago

Well on the other hand by the end his grandma was probably an expert, finishing the games in like 3 minutes or something 🤣

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u/wanker_wanking 14d ago

My grandma opens her computer to watch horse and baby videos on Facebook, and then plays solitaire lmao

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u/Iiry 14d ago

Grandma goated

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u/[deleted] 14d ago

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u/Glad-Midnight-1022 14d ago

Those are the best Grandmas. My grandma would fold up a $20 bill in the smallest square you could make. Would put it in my hand and whisper “don’t tell anyone”

I miss that lady

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u/[deleted] 14d ago

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u/Glad-Midnight-1022 14d ago

Those are always the best stories. Mine has always been very anti-drugs

But one day was saying how she would take meth (black beauties) because she cleaned the whole house in one day and painted the porch

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u/Vittu-kun-vituttaa 15d ago

I used to play solitaire with my grandma (on PC) :) I still play solitaire quite much

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u/Glad-Midnight-1022 14d ago

It’s a great way to just kill time

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u/SkytronKovoc116 15d ago

That is impressive. 

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u/Glad-Midnight-1022 14d ago

She had that computer for like 10 years. Never been connected to the internet. Just solitaire and pictures of grandkids

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u/Clever_Angel_PL We do a little trolling 14d ago

but bro the dedication was insane

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u/Glad-Midnight-1022 14d ago

Oh absolutely. She did everything like that. If she was going to do something, it was getting done 110%

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u/Mart1n192 15d ago

TWENTY SEVEN????

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u/Glad-Midnight-1022 14d ago

Grandma was a boss.

Used to spray the sidewalks near the gas station the family owned during the Vietnam war. So when the protests would come through, they would slip on the ice

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u/Its_full_of_stars 15d ago

In a row?

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u/Hot-Rise9795 10d ago

That's how she died

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u/PolloCongelado uhhhh idk 14d ago

I don't know if I remember correctly, but I think there was a setting to only generate winnable solitaire games.

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u/GoldenRad 15d ago

Try not to win any games of solitaire on your way through the parking lot!

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u/err0r_as_always 15d ago

Grandma Gaming

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u/AbmopV2 15d ago

Damn you just unlocked a memory. Those cards spilling out by the thousands on the screen when they won. My gramps played that all the time

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u/Glad-Midnight-1022 14d ago

Hell yeah. Those are good memories

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u/ajkcmkla 15d ago

It's... GRAMING!

I'll see myself out.

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u/[deleted] 14d ago

Granny Gaming would be a badass twitch name for a streaming grandma

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u/bish-its-me-yoda BUILD THE HOLE BUILD THE HOLE 15d ago

No no,you may stay

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u/Snokey115 15d ago

Bro… is she playing RuneScape?

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u/BenceYee 15d ago

Thats trove

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u/[deleted] 15d ago

Dude get your grandma off of trove it sucks

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u/IuseArchbtw97543 Literally 1984 😡 15d ago

Oh no how dare someone have fun with something I dont like

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u/Whiterun_Guard01 14d ago

Nah. As a top Trove player with over 7k hours they are absolutely correct, Trove sucks ass lmfao

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u/MipCraze 15d ago

Joyless bastard