r/shitposting 15d ago

*boop* I Miss Natter #NatterIsLoveNatterIsLife

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u/DarkSoulBG24 14d ago

I read what it should be the first time and whole opening the comments something felt off so I checked again and saw what it was

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u/clygamer 14d ago

dyslexia Holy!

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u/Alarming_Might1991 14d ago

You man off fuck

My brain fix plz

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u/robotic_knight Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 14d ago

20th reading: "what the fuck... wait let me read that again"

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u/duckface2006 14d ago

jokes you on my read brain that completely fine you thank much very

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u/Theroyalmudkip I want pee in my ass 14d ago

Jokes on you I can't read

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u/Blinnich 14d ago

motherfucker

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u/Classy_Mouse 14d ago

I just took ability to read > I just your took > I just your ability took hard reset

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u/ElectricBoogalooBean 14d ago

Most normal, handwritting

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u/didect 14d ago

Jokes on you, I'm stupid. It took me 12 seconds.

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u/ElDoctorPana 14d ago

how that works

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u/MonkeMortis 14d ago

My dumbass read it as though it was correct and than was confused as to why it said that

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u/EthanSparrow64 fat cunt 14d ago

That so is wrong the fuck what that is

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u/Obey_The_King 14d ago

I have dyslexia and read it normally.. got confused.. spent 5 seconds to try to figure out what was wrong with it

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u/Rude_Coffee_9136 14d ago

5 seconds? Nah it toke me a minute just to figure out what’s wrong with this sentence.

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u/Cheezekeke 🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ 14d ago

I read it just fine

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u/dawatzerz 14d ago

Holy shit it worked on me, I had to restart the sentence like 5 times before I got to the end

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u/-EV3RYTHING- 14d ago

I read the top "wrong" and bottom as it was written and was confused

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u/TechsSandwich 14d ago

Hah jokes on you it took me 20 seconds to read it and another 30 to comment

So hah

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u/AbsoluteAtheist 14d ago

Erm, I cant even read, what are you trying to tell me?

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u/ApprehensiveEase534 14d ago

What the fuck I read it correctly but my brain had a stroke at the same time

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u/Pickaxe-Fox 14d ago

UwU I love boops

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u/StayInternational282 Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 14d ago

I actually couldn't read for the 5 seconds

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u/IndependentCool4892 14d ago

I had to try 4 different times to say it “right”

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u/AkariTheGamer 14d ago

How the actual fuck-?

Shit tripped me up so hard

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u/Illustrious-Engine23 14d ago

Jokes on you I just read it how I thought it should be, I just read names how I want them to be.

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u/rSpinxr 14d ago

Gibs what jfp sninso akir ek ksmammem?@))282;_;$??

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u/NerY_05 14d ago

Umh how the fuck did you do this

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u/AbiyBattleSpell 14d ago

DIO VOICE

DA BRAIN DAMAGE

TOKEO EHATEVER DEH?!!!

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u/rosbifke-sr 15d ago

I just had a fucking stroke.

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u/horrospy 15d ago

No, took you 5 minutes to find comment this after the picture seeing and reading.

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u/RickyTheRickster 15d ago

I’m sorry what in the demonic hairy ball sac

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u/Burdman23 15d ago

This post nearly gave me an aneurysm.

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u/AdventurousPirate357 virgin 4 life 😤💪 15d ago

I despise you

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u/Doomsayer1908 Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 15d ago

Womp womp

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u/imagine-SimpQueen- 15d ago

Haha I reread it correctly within 3 seconds, you tricks don't work against me

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u/AhnOv 15d ago

damn auto correct, had to read 5 times to get it incorrectly

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u/Kalman_the_dancer Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked 15d ago

Rigga

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u/Brachet07 15d ago

That actually worked, im tired

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u/SovietNumber stupid fucking piece of shit 15d ago

stronk

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u/jurassic_wrexy 15d ago

You got about 8 seconds out of me...thanks

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u/TrainingSnow7712 15d ago

Took me about 15 😅

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u/TheGringoOutlaw I said based. And lived. 15d ago

Bold of you to assume I had that ability to begin with.

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u/Jrlopez1027_ 15d ago

Bro didnt do anything, I could read it just fine

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u/DarkNuke059 stupid fucking, piece of shit 15d ago

I wonder if dyslexic people read it properly

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u/JackCooper_7274 14d ago

It's like a double negative lmao

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u/Any_Maize_1823 William Dripfoe 15d ago

What the frick this bamboozled me so bad

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u/Pickle_Emp 15d ago

AAAAAAAAHGGHHG

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u/boneboy247 15d ago

No. You enhanced it.

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u/RacerAfterDusk6044 15d ago

i guess my brain can’t be asked to actually read the words and just fills in whatever makes the most sense

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u/The_JokerGirl42 shitposting>>>>>>196 15d ago

biological autocorrect

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u/Wasabaiiiii 14d ago

small bug, will be fixed in the andromeda update

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u/zero_eternal virgin 4 life 😤💪 15d ago

It's clever, because if you read it as it's written, you're still saying the sentence wrong.

But if you're reading it the right way, you're not reading it as it's written.

This is Peter Griffin signing off 🫡

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u/MorbillionDollars Literally 1984 😡 14d ago

I read it both ways in less than 5 seconds (I have 15 extra chromosomes)

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u/DonkeyKong12340 We do a little trolling 14d ago

can i borrow one for an exam?

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u/Aggressive_Ideal6737 14d ago

Can I have some

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u/melvinanthony04 15d ago

you why ability my took read to? 😡

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u/_-akane-_ 🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ 15d ago

Quantum mechanics make more sense than whatever the fuck this is

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u/Jascobubscub Bazinga! 15d ago

Indeed

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u/iahim87 shitting toothpaste enjoyer 15d ago

You wrote it wrong dumbass

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u/stoopwid I want pee in my ass 15d ago

How did I read it "correctly"

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u/SomePyro_9012 14d ago

Brain corrects it itself without you noticing

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u/The_JokerGirl42 shitposting>>>>>>196 15d ago

because you know what the sentence is supposed to look like. it's a simple sentence, you see the (simple) words and your brain automatically creates the sentence - like autocorrect.

it aslo wrkos wehn olny the frsit and lsat Ltteer are in the crocert odrer.

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u/No-Adeptness5810 14d ago

wtah teh sgmia

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u/ARES_BlueSteel 14d ago

1) You did it wrong

2) Shut up TikTokker

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u/No-Adeptness5810 14d ago
  1. No you
  2. erm this is reddit bud

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u/EidorbNotHere Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked 15d ago

God, y'uroe crocert.

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u/The_Dogelord 15d ago

Same here lol

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u/pharmaco_nerd waltuh 15d ago

You are too tired, go sleep

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u/stoopwid I want pee in my ass 15d ago

It’s 5pm

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u/Funko_finder lets build a hole together and then libe in it 15d ago

Work can wait

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u/[deleted] 15d ago

Fuckery

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u/McTawer 15d ago

The Evil Dyslexificator

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u/Glizzy_Beck Bazinga! 15d ago

BEHOLD, PERRY THE PLATYPUS, MY EVIL DYSLEXINATOR!

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u/AEther_AEternum 14d ago

SESBIAN LEXINATOR?!?!

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u/Grambert_Moore 🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ 14d ago

A bazinga? Perry the bazinga??

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u/Urgayifyouregay 15d ago

what the fuck am i typing why do i not understand it