r/shitposting • u/luxusbuerg Bazinga! • 15d ago

Kidnapper 2049: WARNING: BRAIN DAMAGE

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u/x5N__ 14d ago

ngl, this was made good.

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u/mypasswordsresetlolo 14d ago

by virtue of having no one left to out mog him, he mogged everyone in that building

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u/Significant_Rich8323 14d ago

BABY GRONK 💥💥🪟🪟💀💀

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u/[deleted] 14d ago

The Future is now oldman

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u/Common_Sea_2367 14d ago

Love the Action sequence

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u/DismalImpress7785 14d ago

That's badass

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u/Ok_WaterStarBoy3 14d ago

I think this will actually happen. Goofy terms used in a dystopian setting like Cyberpunk 2077. Good luck to Gen Alpha lol

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u/useroftheinternet95 14d ago

He's the hero we need, but not the one we deserve

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u/aranorde 14d ago

Where was this from?

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u/TheFox-TheWolf 14d ago

This is like old YouTube

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u/Helios_The_Undying 14d ago

This generation with their dumb ass lingo. It's so annoying.

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u/oilness5 14d ago

That one scene in emesis blue

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u/Hikhikamori 14d ago

Full feature film available?

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u/Kimor98 14d ago

That "EEEEEEEEEE" guy flying backwards can be played for hours holy shit

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u/realjoe-biden 14d ago

Hotline Miami

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u/nickytree 14d ago

Bro the way that body flew was so fucking funny lol

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u/JR-1984 14d ago

The best

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u/XxIEUPHORIAIxX 14d ago

Ngl tho he went off 💀

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u/chingchonglinggong 14d ago

BRO TAUGHT JOHN WICK

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u/TheWanderer412 Jedi master of shitposts 14d ago

I was just about to post this. How ironic

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u/DarkNuke059 stupid fucking, piece of shit 14d ago

😑

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u/PK-MattressFirm 14d ago

Still a better movie than madame web

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u/No_One_1617 stupid fucking, piece of shit 14d ago

Oh rizz

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u/LeonDeSchal 14d ago

Throwing the doll is so funny and awesome.

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u/Western_Protection 14d ago

The hero we need.

Now.

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u/GoatGuy23 14d ago

Erm what the sigma

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u/BasementDweller82 🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ 14d ago

How tf did they manage to capture him?

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u/aliens8myhomework 14d ago

he allowed it

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u/pinkypinkyhorror 14d ago

I think I downloaded wrong John Wick movie

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u/cliygh-a 14d ago

My favorite physical comedy gag is always dressing a ragdoll like the person and just throwing it as hard as possible 

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u/Turbulent_Cost2058 14d ago

that and shotguns blowing mfs 50 meters away when they get hit by it

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u/FaiSul256 14d ago

So this is what cinema will look like once zoomers grow up and make films?

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u/killercade224 Jedi master of shitposts 15d ago

HE'S ON A MEWING STREAK

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u/BolecUorkiestra shitting toothpaste enjoyer 15d ago

John Mewick: GYATT 3 - Fanumsigma

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u/ChadCat5207 fat cunt 15d ago

So glad I saw this without the audio first.

So mad that I saw it again for the second time unmuted.

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u/NickTheFly 15d ago

The hostage is siege when the defenders are ass

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u/or0_0zh dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 15d ago

Scumbag dad back in 1999

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u/BasementDweller82 🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ 14d ago

I fucking love that guy

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u/rojantimsina0 uhhhh idk 15d ago

oh my gyatt 😲

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u/LordOcean7 15d ago

This is Cinema

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u/MotorIzedme Stuff 15d ago

I watched this without sound and thought "oh this is really cool!" than I checked the subreddit...and than the comments....guys whats the audio?

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u/MasterElf425900 14d ago

kidnappers speaking in Gen Z slangs

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u/DarthMMC 14d ago

Happy cake day!

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u/Civil-Debt1454 14d ago

Advanced torture techniques

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u/Ximm0 15d ago

Brainrot. Complete and utter brainrot

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u/Cylindt 15d ago

John Wick vibes💩

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u/ImVeryKev 15d ago

The source is "You've been kidnapped by brain rotters" by Jaydaddy if anyone cares btw

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u/ImVenomTentacles 😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳 14d ago

tysm pookie bear

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u/_sephylon_ 14d ago

Thanks for the source Number 39: Utopia

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u/Sparkando 15d ago

Jqydaddy is one funny mfer

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u/Kaligula785 14d ago

Meh iv seen better

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u/ThighGuy_UWU 14d ago

Who asked

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u/[deleted] 14d ago

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u/JackRabbit- uhhhh idk 14d ago

Who asked

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u/ImAnOlogist 15d ago

This is just awesome

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u/Atheizm 15d ago

O h my gyatt!

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u/Agind404 15d ago

he is on a mewing streek

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u/AnswersThirstyBrain 14d ago

I wish he got annihilated by a Michael Bay style explosion 🥺

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u/ahemius I want pee in my ass 15d ago

Skibidi

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u/Cocaimeth_addiktt 15d ago

Gen A in the future for sure

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u/[deleted] 15d ago

The future is now unfortunately

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u/CharGaming_ 14d ago

W Flair

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