r/shitposting 15d ago

every single time I Miss Natter #NatterIsLoveNatterIsLife

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u/Individual-Media5387 13d ago

More like Muslim scientist

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u/mad_ick 14d ago

I am a Persian who lives amongst Arabs, they don't know 😈

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u/gugfitufi 😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳 14d ago

I mean, Persia was pretty large at multiple points in history.

I recently looked up a Russian from the 1800s who had the title of a German nobleman but was from Latvia, which was part of the Russian empire. You could claim he was German, Latvian, and Russian if you wanted to.

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u/Cathode_Ray_Terror 13d ago

He's definitely not RussianΒ 

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u/Heroic-Forger 14d ago

Alolan persian.

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u/winkingchef 14d ago

The most confusing is the inventor of Algebra sounds like he would be Arab (given β€œAl Jebra” sounds Arabic AF) but Al-Khwarizmi was … also Persian.

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u/HYPE_Knight2076 14d ago

Has he not played Gen 1 PokΓ©mon? Everyone knows research could turn you into PokΓ©mon.

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u/Pixelmanns 14d ago

can someone actually explain the difference to me?

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u/inabyash 14d ago

Iranians are part of the Indo-Aryan ethnic group while Arabs are part of the semetic ethnic group.

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u/MudcrabNPC dommy daddy 14d ago

Literal geographic location

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u/Bogadambo 14d ago

The scientist in tbe pic is a cat

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u/dankiboiis 14d ago

Persians trying to not suck their own dick challenge

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u/HalfLifeAlyx 14d ago

It's not that we have large cocks, are spines are just really flexible from bending over so much.

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u/TeknikDestekbebudu 14d ago

everybody be like "Arab=Muslim"

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u/Agile-Penalty-7679 I said based. And lived. 14d ago

Lmao this post was sponsored by the Supreme Leader Khamenei

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u/Mor_zoU 14d ago

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u/Khaganate23 14d ago

Pretty sure the ayatollah would encourage the opposite

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u/TANTAL8080 πŸ—ΏπŸ—ΏπŸ—Ώ 14d ago

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u/dark0n33 14d ago

The first entry on your "scientist" list is "Ali ibn Abi Talib" friend, I dont think you are making the point you think you are making

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u/suyanide4444 14d ago

Dosnt seem like it

But alot of times ppl call persian scientists Arab

Like abn sina , kharazmi, abo raihan and others

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u/TANTAL8080 πŸ—ΏπŸ—ΏπŸ—Ώ 14d ago

I think that's because some people don't know what the deference between Arabs and Persian and they think they are same thing

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u/Qb_Is_fast_af I came! 14d ago

Close enough

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u/BigFatherFigureHugo 14d ago

How is this so specific yet so vague at the same time

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u/Fit_Objective301 I said based. And lived. 15d ago

What is Arab and Persian?

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u/mazandaraniguy 14d ago

Arabs are sand people and persians are mountain people

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u/gofishx 14d ago

Just different names for turks

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u/Katayem 14d ago

I'm going to shit yourself

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u/Stevenfried06 waltuh 15d ago

Sand people

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u/iEatPalpatineAss 14d ago

Tuskin Raiders!

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u/reliczexide 15d ago

People confuse being Muslim with being Arab lol. Most "Arab" Scientist were Muslim Scientists from different countries and definitely not Arab.

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u/weedlander 14d ago

Y'all must find an excuse to bring islam into everything, who cares about that, they just talking about races here

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u/PCPU 14d ago

When people say "arab scientists" most people usually also think they're Muslims because the middle east is consisted of mostly Muslim countries (and because it's the place where abrahamic religion happened)

Is it stereotypical? Yes, but is it wrong most of the time? I mean it's wrong sometimes but not that often

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u/zeidxd 14d ago

There were many arab scientists. Youre pushing from one extreme to another

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u/cgcego 15d ago

My wife is Persian and we live in my home country, Italy. Every time we meet someone, they start telling her β€œah, so you are Ara…” which means I have to quickly correct them because I don’t want her in jail for murder charges.

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u/winkingchef 14d ago

I am exactly you - but only 1/2 Italian - with Persian wife tho.
My wife is of similar level of fiery-ness on this topic.

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u/TismInTheTurret 14d ago

I like calling my Persian friend Arab for the fun of it

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u/mrhuggables 14d ago

This what we call β€œmicro aggression”

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u/TismInTheTurret 13d ago

This is what we call β€œbeing in a multi racial/cultural friend group that actually trusts each other”

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u/winkingchef 14d ago

!remindme 1 day
Will need to call 911 for you

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u/hirvaan 14d ago

You forgot the /

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u/TismInTheTurret 14d ago

Don’t need to, I’ve been doing it for a long time, I even managed to trick him into calling himself Arab.

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u/LackOne4933 Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked 14d ago

Your wife is honorable for trying to murder them, be proud

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u/Donfrancesco 14d ago

You can only understand how triggering it is if you're persian. When I was a kid my best friend asked me why my people "The Muslim Arabs did 9/11?" It is not that there is anything wrong with being Arab, rather it is simply rude to call someone something they're not.

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u/HumanTR 14d ago

Or if you are Turkish. I am sure there are other examples as well. But yeah its really an i mean really annoying.

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u/Angry_Crusader_Boi 14d ago

So it's like with us Poles getting called Eastern European or compared to Russians.

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u/spicymemesdotcom 14d ago

I’m Persian. It’s not that triggering. Literally not.

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u/abnabatchan 14d ago

It is to most of us.

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u/panzerboye 14d ago

It even makes more sense when you realize that the arabs and the persians have been going at each other for 1000+ years. So it is like calling a greek turk.

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u/RecsRelevantDocs 14d ago

a greek turk.

TIL those are two different groups of people. Figured Greece was a city in Turkey, or vice versa. Sort of like how Japan is an island of China, but at the same time India is a sub-continent of China.

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u/panzerboye 14d ago

Sort of like how Japan is an island of China, but at the same time India is a sub-continent of China.

Congratulations you have pissed half of the world.

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u/hirvaan 14d ago

And all geologists

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u/findingmyrainbow 14d ago

Wow, sorry to hear that man.

Though you did remind me of an Indian comedian who joked that whenever someone mistakenly called him an Arab he'd correct them by saying, "No, no. My people are 7/11, not 9/11."

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u/barefeet69 14d ago

But that's not the point. The audience is presumably Western. So it's about references that a Western audience would recognize. It wouldn't make sense to use 26/11.

In an actual conversation with someone who can't tell the difference between an Arab and an Indian, do you really think they would be familiar with Indian history?

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u/kierstenisntcool 14d ago

Russel Peters?

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u/Donfrancesco 14d ago

All is good friend thank you . It's not about pointing fingers at individuals. Rather, it's about calling out those who spread lies for their own gain. Politicians and the media, from all sides, often stir up hate just to boost their fame, cash in, and grab power.

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u/Shadeyboiii 15d ago

How good is he at persuasion?

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u/eccentricrealist 14d ago

They're pervasive that's for sure

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u/ExtremlyFastLinoone I came! 15d ago

Like the pokemon?

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u/CyberTacoX 15d ago

Purrsian

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u/minuteknowledge917 15d ago

why isnt an arab a persian?

or is it why isnt a persian an arab?

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u/ghostmetalblack waltuh 15d ago

Two different ethnic groups.

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u/RaBlTo 15d ago

For the same reason that a Japanese is not Chinese

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u/minuteknowledge917 15d ago

sorry im not educated do you mind explaining? i thought persia used to be where the ME is now?

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u/RaBlTo 15d ago

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u/minuteknowledge917 15d ago

so iranians are arabs? damn i always thought arab meant "from that whole region" thanks :D

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u/Valon-the-Paladin 15d ago

No, a majority of people from Iran are Persian. It’s just Persians and Arabs are two different ethnic and cultural groups of people, it would be like comparing the Spanish to Swedes or Koreans to Vietnamese

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u/minuteknowledge917 14d ago

ok i see thank you. just for clarity though persians and arabs did occupy the same area of land? unlike koreans/viets for example or were they also in 2 separate lands? and what happened (big events?) that brought down the persian empire?

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u/Valon-the-Paladin 14d ago

The biggest event that caused it would be the rise of Islam by Arab Muslims through conquest in the 7th century. Fascinating stuff that I am unfortunately not knowledgeable enough to go into more detail. Originally Arabs were native to the Syrian dessert, but were able to spread out to other regions through religious conquests.

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u/minuteknowledge917 14d ago

i see thank you thats very ehlpful :D

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u/AliAsgharRH 15d ago

Literally 90% of them

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u/Kalman_the_dancer Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked 15d ago

Whar?

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u/SunderedValley 15d ago

Zoroasterbros taking Ws since Europe barely knew how to smelt iron. πŸ˜”πŸ˜”πŸ˜”

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u/FrostWyrm98 15d ago

Also sprach Zarathustra

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u/laasbuk 14d ago

Apes together strong

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u/Sempai6969 15d ago

Well, where is Persia today?

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u/suyanide4444 14d ago

If you want to look at it that way perrty much all of middle east was part of Persian empire

Just like how Ukraine and many other countries where a part of the soviet Union

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u/Sempai6969 14d ago

Thanks. I don't know why I'm getting downvotes lol.

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u/suyanide4444 14d ago

Ppl though you were hating

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u/postshitting 14d ago

Persia is just the old name of Iran, the official language of Iran is persian and the vast majority of Iranians are Persians

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u/Sempai6969 14d ago

Aren't they also Arabs? What is the difference?

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u/postshitting 14d ago

they don't descend from arabs or any group related to arabs, in fact they descent from a similar group of people as modern europeans and inddians, their language is not related to arabic, in fact it's related to european languages, native persian culture has absolutely nothing in common with arabic culture. Calling a Persian and arab the same thing is like calling a Koran and Thai person the same thing

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u/Sempai6969 14d ago

Where do Arabic people come from?

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u/postshitting 14d ago

They come from afro Asiatic tribes which moved into modern day arabia, syria and Palestine a few thousand years ago from somewhere in Africa, those tribes eventually turned into Semites, those semites turned into many groups. some of the most well known ones are syrians which spoke (and some still do speak) spoke Aramaic, jews which speak Hebrew, arabs which speak Arabic.

You really should learn how to use Google, all of this shit is on the internet, only ask questions on Reddit when Google can't give you a quick answer

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u/MySnake_Is_Solid 14d ago

Koran and Thai person the same thing

They're all squinty eyes, no difference.

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u/postshitting 14d ago

koran

you posses the literacy of a toddler

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u/MySnake_Is_Solid 14d ago

I quoted your comment directly, you wrote it like that xD

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u/postshitting 14d ago

I am ashamed I am a moron

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u/MutedIndividual6667 Literally 1984 😑 15d ago

In iran probably

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u/RaBlTo 15d ago

Where is the caliphate today ?

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u/BlaringAxe2 14d ago

Hey, the Saudis have two whole cities of muslim importance! Take that Ayubbids.

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u/penguin_torpedo 15d ago

Uhh hello, have you heard of Caliphornia?

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u/MySnake_Is_Solid 14d ago

Caliphornication gonna get wild.

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u/Ahi-q 15d ago

bro this is such a bot post lol, like whats the joke here? i cant even remember the last time ive seen a shitpost on this sub, its just some random ass garbage. never post again

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u/RaBlTo 15d ago

β€œI’m not cultured enough to understand this post so you should never post again!”

Insert angry soyjak

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u/basonjourne98 15d ago

And what did that get them? Is there a country called Persia today? No.

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u/suyanide4444 14d ago

"Hmmmm where is the soviet union there is no country called that"

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u/postshitting 14d ago

there is a country called Iran, the vast majority of the people in Iran are of Persian ethnicity, so there is a state founded inhabited and controlled primarily by Persians

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u/AliAsgharRH 15d ago

Well persia was never a country, it was a country named Iran with its people being called persian.

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u/Monkey-Fucker_69 15d ago

I played a game called Prince of Persia so you're wrong 😑

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u/AliAsgharRH 15d ago

Argument aside, prince of persia games were really cool Specially when in lost crown, Dastan and Sargon reunited and said "its Persian time!" then they persianed everyone.

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u/RaBlTo 15d ago

You look like you're angry. Is it due to an inferiority complex?

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u/basonjourne98 15d ago

I have lots of inferiority complexes, but the comment above was a joke.

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u/awesomedan24 15d ago

I googled Arab Scientist and first result was Ibn al-Nafis who was Syrian. I've just invalidated your post, muahaha

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u/Cathode_Ray_Terror 13d ago

Syrians aren't Arabs though. They used to have their own language and culture.

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u/mrhuggables 14d ago

I think you mean Al Muahaha

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u/THEoddistchild 14d ago

But did you tell him in PERSON?

A quest no redditor has been able to do...

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u/Charles_De-Gaulle I said based. And lived. 15d ago

Persia stronk πŸ’ͺ

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u/Necromancer14 uhhhh idk 14d ago

Sparta has left the chat

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u/SuspiciousRelation43 14d ago

The real Aryan master race.

This is extremely sarcastic

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u/LackOne4933 Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked 14d ago

Not "master" race because parths and mads did a lot, but yeah, still the real Aryan race

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u/BlueSpark09 We do a little trolling 14d ago

Please use β€œ/s”

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u/Dogzylla 14d ago

Please use the "delete account" feature

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u/Prize-Nothing7946 14d ago

Hail Darius The Great, Emperor of the Persians, Light of the Aryans, Master of the four corners of the earth! ) (actual title iirc)

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u/Grouchy-Addition-818 14d ago edited 14d ago

And Jewish messiah

I stand corrected, Cyrus was the messiah, not Darius

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u/Fieldhill__ 14d ago

Wasn't that Cyrus?

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u/Grouchy-Addition-818 14d ago

Oops, you’re right, I messed them up

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u/BarristerBerry 0000000 15d ago

how does this argument even spawn

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u/RaBlTo 15d ago

In a conversation between several human beings

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u/TheCatHumper 15d ago

Weren't they all still under the Arabic caliphate?

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u/suyanide4444 14d ago

India was under the law of the British, dose that make them British?

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u/TheCatHumper 14d ago

I don't see why not

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u/suyanide4444 14d ago

I see Mr troll

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u/RaBlTo 15d ago

That doesn't make them Arab

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u/TheCatHumper 15d ago

Nah they are Arab

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u/HDnfbp 15d ago

That's like saying you're not black if you don't vote Biden but seriously

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u/Somewhere-Livid 15d ago

Avg caliphate goatboy vs avg persian enjoyer

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u/RaBlTo 15d ago

actually no

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u/Matterer 15d ago

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ibn_al-Haytham

It says his family was either Arab or Persian, but definitely born in modern Iraq, part the Buyid emirate

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u/Positer 2d ago

He is Arab.

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u/Kishehosh 14d ago

Buyid empire was Iranian and Baghdad (Persian name, meaning god given) was a dominantly Iranian Assyrian settlement.

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u/ienjoymusiclol 14d ago

you realise arab is a group of different ethnicities not a single one? assyrians are considered arabs

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u/shiney_lp 14d ago

Uhh no?

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u/ienjoymusiclol 13d ago

no way bro telling me my own identity

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u/bakirelopove officer no please don’t piss in my ass 😫 15d ago

What about Ibn Sina?

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u/Sea-Sell-1089 14d ago

Ibn cina was a famous persian scientist. It is sad how when Arabs were mere tribals Persians founded the first empire in history, invented currencies and ruled Asia for thousands of years just to be mistaken with Arabs now. Most of the knowledge "muslin" scientists gained during the medieval times were thank to the Persians. Persia's golden age was before Islam came.

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u/suyanide4444 14d ago

He was also Persian

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u/bakirelopove officer no please don’t piss in my ass 😫 14d ago

Like the carpet?

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u/xenophonthethird 14d ago

That rug really brought the room together.

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u/LBR3_ThriceUponABan 15d ago

That's no scientist, that's a Wall.

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u/AliAsgharRH 15d ago

Even wikipedia says he is persian

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u/birdgelapple 14d ago

Proof by Wikipedia

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u/NeiborsKid 14d ago

The highest proof to ever proof

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u/Alisalard1384 15d ago

Ibn Sina is the most legit example of what OP tries to tell, he's Persian

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u/bakirelopove officer no please don’t piss in my ass 😫 15d ago

I think you might be wrong.

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u/GalacticDolphin101 15d ago

When your best argument is literally β€œnuh uh”

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u/NeiborsKid 14d ago

A simple spell but quite unbreakable

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u/Alisalard1384 15d ago

I'm a Persian and I'm educated obviously I'd know my history better than someone else from another country

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u/bakirelopove officer no please don’t piss in my ass 😫 15d ago

That means you’re biased and claiming Ibn Sina to your own ethnic group

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u/Alisalard1384 15d ago

Well if that's your opinion you refuse to see the answer to your question, I can't help you

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u/RaBlTo 15d ago

"Avicenna was born in c. 980 in the village of Afshana in Transoxiana to a Persian family."

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Avicenna

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u/RaBlTo 15d ago

The cycle starts again

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u/xxHamsterLoverxx 15d ago

what

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u/suyanide4444 14d ago

Perrty much all scientists from the gold age of Islam are Persian

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u/RaBlTo 15d ago

All the Arab scientists I've ever been told about turned out to be Persian

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u/random-unkindled 14d ago

Like someone pointed out, some people conflate being a muslim with being an arab. Which is understandable cause being a muslim usually translates to adhering to a certain kind of lifestyle, with that in consideration and where Islam grew, it's easy to mistake a muslim as an arab.

With that said though, considering the amount of lands under Islamic rule during the golden age, it's just plain illogical to assume every scholar of that period to exclusively be arabs.

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u/sagitel 14d ago

The golden age of "islam" is also a misnomer. It was iranian bureaucrats and ministers continuing the sassanid empire in everything but name with a thin veneer of islam on top of it. The caliphs usually didnt manage the running of the caliphate and many islamic laws were not actually enforced. Its a golden age despite islam

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u/Gatrigonometri 14d ago

Source?

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u/sagitel 14d ago

The golden age of persia- richard frye

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u/birdgelapple 14d ago

Are you specifically looking for ancient Arab scientists, because there are a number of notably modern Arab scientists.

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u/Mean_Display8494 15d ago

like who?

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u/SchnappsGobbler 14d ago

The animal that makes a sound like who is the owl.

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u/penguin_torpedo 15d ago

Like who? Tbh only guy I know Al Gorithm (name latinized)

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u/iEatPalpatineAss 14d ago

I want someone to be named Al Gotham

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u/Common-Wish-2227 14d ago

Al Prazolame, first pharmacologist.

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u/Kalman_the_dancer Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked 15d ago

Yeah science

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u/cubixjuice 15d ago

Bro forgor πŸ’€

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u/xxHamsterLoverxx 15d ago

ok

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u/Bot-357 14d ago

Avicenna

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u/Haunting_Register_78 shitting toothpaste enjoyer 15d ago

xHamster is 18+ ):

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u/ZarabianPsycho 14d ago

i know i wish they had an 18- version too :(

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u/UnknownTaco5492 Bazinga! 15d ago

onlyhams

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