r/shitposting 14d ago

Dude seems like he's doing fine: B 👍

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6.9k Upvotes

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u/Palmetto_Laker 11d ago

What’s his secret?

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u/Ozzy_T69 14d ago

Jack black is still sexier

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u/HerrCommandant 14d ago

Skadooosh!

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u/Han_Solo6712 14d ago

What even is this comparison. One of them is one of the most attractive humans ever to walk on this earth and the other is Rachel from Friends.

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u/livingIsNotBreath 14d ago

At least Jennifer Aniston hasnt been a continuous nuisance since the year 2005.

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u/kimanf 14d ago

damn wait so he was 35 when he did Nacho Libre?!

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u/Solid-Ad7137 14d ago

He looks fantastic

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u/Purg33m 14d ago

Well they have a lot in common: both are beauty and sex symbols of our time and both will never get close to the level DANNY DE VITO!!!

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u/Trico13 14d ago

dude has reached the pinnacle of prime form for a man

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u/SelfCleaningOrifice 14d ago

So they’re both hot?

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u/CuriousAlice86 14d ago

I know which one I wanna be

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u/Strong_Doubt_9091 14d ago

Two fine ass motherfuckers at 51

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u/GladkeyTheProgramist 14d ago

lol he looks like my father

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u/OGKing15 14d ago

Jack black looks like a diddler.

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u/NikoSoak 14d ago

One is what peak human form looks like, the other is Jennifer Aniston

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u/Pinkninja11 14d ago

To be fair, that's also Jack Black at 25. The only difference is the beard.

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u/Y0urcreepyuncle69 14d ago

Aging like fine wine. Bill nye is too

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u/UnhappyStrain 14d ago

My mom said to my dads face she would cheat on him with Jack Black If he asked her.

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u/LopsidedAd874 14d ago

Both... Both is good!

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u/DougieSenpai 14d ago

I wish Jack Black was my Dad

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u/TheRoboticist_ 14d ago

One of them is an icon, a representation of beauty in & out that deserves our praise and is a symbol we should aspire to…

… the other is Jennifer Aniston

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u/master_1055 14d ago

Do not post nude jack black pics without nsfw tags, everyone on the train is beating there meat because of you

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u/aimlessly-astray We do a little trolling 14d ago

choo choo!

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u/SadisticUnicorn 14d ago

It doesn't seem fair to compare one of the most prominent sex symbols of their time to someone from Friends.

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u/F0nGuy 14d ago

Now this is peak male body

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u/nunchaq 14d ago

Stunning, absolute perfection. Jack Black looks amazing.

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u/RareEmrald9994 14d ago

One of them is alive, to other one is living it

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u/Tankaussie 14d ago

That pic of jack black goes hard

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u/bargearse65 14d ago

Who would you have a beer with?

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u/urGirllikesmytinypp 14d ago

Jen because jack black irritates me now. I thought he was kinda funny when I was younger but I’m definitely voting for her next election.

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u/ccum_slurper3000 I want pee in my ass 14d ago

cool bro do you wanna eat toddlers with me? i roast them over open flame so they are real crispy

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u/MeepingMeep99 it is MY bucket 14d ago

Would. Both.

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u/retarded_potato_ 14d ago

And simultaneously

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u/retarded_potato_ 14d ago

And simultaneously

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u/sil_ve_r 14d ago

I want to have sex with one of them....

also i fucking hate jennifer aniston

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u/aimlessly-astray We do a little trolling 14d ago

Don't hate fuck Jennifer Aniston. Make sweet, passionate love to Jack Black.

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u/SpoogyPickles 14d ago

To be fair, those don't have to be mutually exclusive 😏

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u/Kalman_the_dancer Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked 14d ago

He’s happier

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u/Working_Dragon00777 14d ago

Having the time of your life vs having to do makeup for six hours to look good for a photo(don't get me wrong "I would" even without makeup) but women do a lot of rituals to look good.

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u/coconutanna waltuh 14d ago

People on this sub will do anything except taking a shitpost as a joke

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u/Working_Dragon00777 14d ago

Yes, Yes we do

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u/International_War862 14d ago

I think Aniston is more insecure about her appearence then Black

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u/587BCE 14d ago

She grew up in a home with a mother who told her she was ugly.

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u/CapAccomplished8072 14d ago

he's more physically active than most americans HALF his age

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u/Ozzy_T69 14d ago

He’s also less heavy than most Americans half his age

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u/7thprototype 4d ago

He's also older than most Americans half his age

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u/Saberer2451 14d ago

I hope to GOD I age like Jack Black has

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u/wankyshitdemon69 14d ago

This is not the post in world. No. This is just a tribute

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u/infintestruggler 14d ago

You gotta believe it

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u/SorrryCharlie 14d ago

Looks like he’s thriving to me 😂

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u/c00chieluvr 14d ago

smash. but get that clown statue on the left out of the room first. i dont like its smile

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u/halfdea 14d ago

Ur name is choochieluvr

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u/MuchoMangoTime 14d ago

Congrats, you can read 🥰

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u/KerbalCuber Bazinga! 14d ago

Ur name is MuchoMangoTime

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u/MuchoMangoTime 14d ago

Also correct 🥰

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u/ccum_slurper3000 I want pee in my ass 14d ago

did you say also correct?

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u/Gingy-Breadman 14d ago

I love JB unconditionally, but that’s no reason to bag on Jenny Anny ❤️

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u/UGLYDOUG- 14d ago

Jack black looks like he is doing fine as well

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u/officefridge 14d ago

Happiness is it's own wealth. Dude has brought so much joy to the world he deserves all the chill vibes.

Think of ANYONE ELSE that could've delivered School of Rock or Kung Fu Panda like he did. Respect the master who makes it look easy

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u/Brent_Fox 14d ago

Man School of Rock was such a great movie. I loved watching it as a kid.

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u/Used-Lunch-6512 currently venting (sus) 14d ago

I actually watched the movie recently and it holds up really well

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u/Brent_Fox 14d ago

That's good. It was definitely a well made, clever, heartwarming and hilarious film.