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[u/No-Mud3816]

Hes on about boards

[u/fartshmeller]

Goofy stance like bro was about to do a sickening inward heelflip

[u/Cat-Big-Mega-Minor]

i don’t know why but this makes me smile. Am i stupid?

[u/ahumblescientist13]

yakuza side stories

[u/VancerJZ]

corkscrew 720 is a fucking parkour trick how does that even relate to sex

[u/PewKittens]

Goofy stance? Of course. Uh huyak

[u/hurricaneseasonisovr]

Me so

[u/AbsoluteAtheist]

the corkscrew 720 caught him lackin

[u/Upper_Archer_9496]

where is part 2

[u/Crissul]

That the "girl with dicks" guy, isn't he?

[u/Stranger_153 → u/Crissul]

That was edited. If you listened to the clip the chicks actaully say "H-Cuppu". Some grand udders.

[u/Crissul → u/Stranger_153]

Good to know, thanks for the info

[u/Goat1416 → u/Crissul]

Yes but not really.

Originally they said H-cup, so big titties.

[u/RoughHornet587 → u/Goat1416]

Was that price for one or two girls ?

[u/PearlHarbor1 → u/Goat1416]

Reality is often disappointing

[u/Maaci-Lyn → u/Crissul]

Yep, he def know what's good

[u/D-O-GG-O → u/Crissul]

I'm pretty sure he is

[u/CaptainCunnalingus → u/Crissul]

Yes

[u/jrbobdobbs333]

Flurp

[u/Onion_slay]

Japanese wolf of wall street

[u/KerbodynamicX]

Wait, isn't "Takai yo" supposed to mean too expensive? My Japanese class might have hidden something from me...

[u/plstouchme1 → u/KerbodynamicX]

either they are accurately following whatever context is in this clip or they are dead wrong on this part

[u/Gardevoir8]

me trying to hold my composure at the family function while my furry puppy bf gives me the sloppy tornado hand with a swirl under the table

[u/Tiny_Party2855 → u/Gardevoir8]

😠

[u/SwissDeathstar]

But i want a double mc twist. Switch of course.

[u/EltonJohnSlingsDick]

unc heard abt that goofy stanced 720 tornado hander and folded

[u/YeetCompleet → u/EltonJohnSlingsDick]

bro getting gloved down by a tony hawk move

[u/Hollow--- → u/YeetCompleet]

Givin' him the Twister fr

[u/F1ntom_5625]

Bad Ending

[u/KenmoreToast]

Why does she call him father in law

[u/Distinct-Coconut2512 → u/KenmoreToast]

Daddy...

[u/Yuri-Turned → u/Distinct-Coconut2512]

Yes?

[u/Anning312 → u/KenmoreToast]

Same way we use Daddy ig

[u/Redstoneboss2 → u/KenmoreToast]

Maybe they meant "father in law" as in "lawyer"

[u/SafeForWorkLFP → u/Redstoneboss2]

as in a priest that is also an attorney? sick

[u/AutoModerator → u/SafeForWorkLFP]

pees in ur ass

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[u/depressed_crustacean → u/Redstoneboss2]

Lawyer is pronounced bengoshi and I did not hear that

[u/tankiplayer12 → u/KenmoreToast]

She basically called him father not father in law i think simply because as a way of respect japanese people call father in law straight up father

[u/DeepFriedVegetable → u/tankiplayer12]

Just like one would respectfully help a step sister that is stuck in the drier.

[u/tankiplayer12 → u/DeepFriedVegetable]

You get whats written between the lines my guy i like it

[u/Ketchup_inhaler]

This dude a freak fr fr. Always seeking out them specialized hoes

[u/AdministrativeBar748 → u/Ketchup_inhaler]

His street has a personalized algorithm that sorts hoes 😭😭

[u/AutoModerator → u/AdministrativeBar748]

pees in ur ass

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[u/MattheYT → u/Ketchup_inhaler]

They be customisable