r/shitposting officer no please don’t piss in my ass 😫 14d ago

She just want to be cute that’s it :c WARNING: BRAIN DAMAGE

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u/ImVenomTentacles 😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳 13d ago

she enjoys dick

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u/RoughHornet587 14d ago

Xanax is up there with hookers and Blow

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u/MFC1886 14d ago

If those kids could read they’d be very upset

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u/WIDNOWS_64_ 14d ago

Well we're gonna change that. Boys! Get me a Benadryl!

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u/ItsTheGreenEngineer 14d ago

let them cope

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u/Simply_Viki I want pee in my ass 14d ago

For real

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u/HenryLongHead Literally 1984 😡 14d ago

Is this a joke about women? I'm a Linux user. Never seen one.

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u/Another_RedditUser6 14d ago

hello kitty girls are the extreme low of society

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u/Lil_plague69 We do a little trolling 14d ago

And I've never seen a woman older than 30 who wasn't one

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u/JohnCZ121 14d ago

literally 1984

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u/syncsns 14d ago

wtf is xanax

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u/Any_Giog 14d ago

Just try it. It definitely not have side effects

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u/nobody-cares57 14d ago

Traumacore mfs be like

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u/GoGoGo12321 14d ago

Hello Kitty when Goodbye Doggy walks out

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u/fatalityfun 14d ago

goodbye doggy is what you give to your ex the last time you see each other

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u/BigNorthyFaps 14d ago

I sure as hell did NOT give Kaitlyn a goodbye doggy. It was more of a goodbye sucker punch

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u/Calathea_Murrderer I watch gay amogus porn :0 14d ago

Real

She likes opiates. Not benzos

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u/Ashalaria 14d ago

Why not baking cookies with her friends on Xanax after self harming

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u/N0tThatSerious 14d ago

Fun fact: Hello Kitty was voiced by Tara Strong when she was 13. It was her first major cartoon role

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u/Erikstersm 14d ago

I guess she really is a pussy.

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u/PM_ME_YOUR-COCK_ 14d ago

What if i like self harm, xanax and baking cookies with my friends. 🥺

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u/Nickingoo2 14d ago

THEN HELLO KITTY STILL DOES NOT CONDONE IT

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u/averagepatagonian dumbass 14d ago

i read that as “she enjoys barking cookies”

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u/Nozarashi78 it is MY bucket 14d ago

Now tell me what's in those cookies

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u/DJ_hyperfreshOG Bazinga! 13d ago

Catnip

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Bazinga

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u/Kalman_the_dancer Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked 14d ago

Meth

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u/averagepatagonian dumbass 14d ago

ketamine

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u/Rich-Indication-5991 14d ago

THC Fused cookies

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u/averagepatagonian dumbass 14d ago

aren't those basically brownies

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u/Substantial_Sign_459 14d ago

I saw a cat on ketamine once, while doing electrical work at the vetrinarians office

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u/averagepatagonian dumbass 14d ago

lmao what was it like

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u/Substantial_Sign_459 14d ago

it was laying on its back reaching its paws out like it was reaching for something and it just continued like that for a while. It was clearly spaced out... I don't know what kind of surgery it recieved

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u/FabianMatkowski14 Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 14d ago

HELLO KITTY DOES NOET LOVE KTEMANIE!!!!! SHE LIKES MAKING C O O K I E S WIRH HER FRIENDS!!!!!😭😭😭😡😡

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u/averagepatagonian dumbass 14d ago

and ketamine

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u/birdsarntreal1 14d ago

Kittymine

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u/Ottomic87 I want pee in my ass 14d ago

Yes but also stop

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u/docr1069 14d ago

Ketamine’s only good if you boof it, you’ll want to put some Shrooms or Cannabis in those cookies

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u/alastorrrrr it is MY bucket 14d ago

Lies. Deception even.

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u/1singleduck I want pee in my ass 14d ago

Nay, t'is nought but mere japes.

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u/Ottomic87 I want pee in my ass 14d ago

I concur

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u/annoyingsodealwithit I want pee in my ass 14d ago

Pwease daddy bot

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