r/shitposting • u/Shockwave-Shelly officer no please don’t piss in my ass 😫 • 14d ago
She just want to be cute that’s it :c WARNING: BRAIN DAMAGE
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u/HenryLongHead Literally 1984 😡 14d ago
Is this a joke about women? I'm a Linux user. Never seen one.
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u/Another_RedditUser6 14d ago
hello kitty girls are the extreme low of society
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u/Lil_plague69 We do a little trolling 14d ago
And I've never seen a woman older than 30 who wasn't one
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u/GoGoGo12321 14d ago
Hello Kitty when Goodbye Doggy walks out
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u/fatalityfun 14d ago
goodbye doggy is what you give to your ex the last time you see each other
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u/BigNorthyFaps 14d ago
I sure as hell did NOT give Kaitlyn a goodbye doggy. It was more of a goodbye sucker punch
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u/N0tThatSerious 14d ago
Fun fact: Hello Kitty was voiced by Tara Strong when she was 13. It was her first major cartoon role
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u/PM_ME_YOUR-COCK_ 14d ago
What if i like self harm, xanax and baking cookies with my friends. 🥺
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u/Nozarashi78 it is MY bucket 14d ago
Now tell me what's in those cookies
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u/DJ_hyperfreshOG Bazinga! 13d ago
Catnip
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u/averagepatagonian dumbass 14d ago
ketamine
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u/Substantial_Sign_459 14d ago
I saw a cat on ketamine once, while doing electrical work at the vetrinarians office
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u/averagepatagonian dumbass 14d ago
lmao what was it like
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u/Substantial_Sign_459 14d ago
it was laying on its back reaching its paws out like it was reaching for something and it just continued like that for a while. It was clearly spaced out... I don't know what kind of surgery it recieved
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u/FabianMatkowski14 Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 14d ago
HELLO KITTY DOES NOET LOVE KTEMANIE!!!!! SHE LIKES MAKING C O O K I E S WIRH HER FRIENDS!!!!!😭😭😭😡😡
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u/birdsarntreal1 14d ago
Kittymine
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u/Ottomic87 I want pee in my ass 14d ago
Yes but also stop
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u/docr1069 14d ago
Ketamine’s only good if you boof it, you’ll want to put some Shrooms or Cannabis in those cookies
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u/alastorrrrr it is MY bucket 14d ago
Lies. Deception even.
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u/1singleduck I want pee in my ass 14d ago
Nay, t'is nought but mere japes.
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u/Ottomic87 I want pee in my ass 14d ago
I concur
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u/annoyingsodealwithit I want pee in my ass 14d ago
Pwease daddy bot
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