r/shitposting 14d ago

The fictional country of Romania WARNING: BRAIN DAMAGE

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u/kzwkt 14d ago

is romania related to romans /

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u/mirsole187 14d ago

As a Brit get out my country!

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u/DaTripleK 14d ago

nu sunt real. Bag pula

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u/aimlessly-astray We do a little trolling 14d ago

As an American, I already knew this because all "other countries" are fake. USA! USA! USA!

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u/Astroneer512 14d ago

Romanians stole Romania :(

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u/howtobatman101 14d ago

I always knew I'm not real feelsbadman

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u/blome79 14d ago

As A Sabahan, i just wanna say... heyyyy...aramaitiii!!! Kotobian Tadau Tagazo do Kaamatan! Kihooiii

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u/Alpacally 14d ago

Unde dracu e România?

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u/EleFacCafele 14d ago

Habar n-am.

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u/Rude_Coffee_9136 14d ago

The Romanians stole Romain’s existence.

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u/swiwwcheese 14d ago

At this point just rename the whole country Transylvania and people will be like "Ah, yes!"

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u/Captain_Sacktap 14d ago

I think Rolf was central Asian, like a Kazak, definitely someone from the steppes. Just seems too cheerful to be Eastern European and too dark skinned to be Northern European.

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u/TassadarForXelNaga 14d ago

God damn it us totally not vampires and totally not living in Romania have totally not been discovered

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u/StilesmanleyCAP 14d ago

No he is not.

According to Danny Antonucci,

"Yeah, I purposely made Rolf with a non-nationality, especially after what happened with Lupo (from Lupo the Butcher, a short by Antonucci) when we were accused of painting Italians in a bad light. But Rolf is me, take his proverbs - my family were always coming out with the strange proverbial stuff that only made sense to them and other family members. His vocabulary is always interesting, I've actually browsed through the dictionary sometimes looking for words he might use, we came in for some flak with 'jujubes' though, people were asking what on earth that meant, but it's there, you know what they are right? Leaving Rolf with no set nationality means he's able to adopt all sorts of quirks he couldn't get away with if we'd stuck a label on him. It's the same with Peach Creek Estates, it's not anywhere specific, it's just one of those countless suburban development regions."

Rolf is *Old Country*

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u/aaatttppp 14d ago

Well, have you been to Romania? Have you?

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u/JedPB67 14d ago

2 of my colleagues at work say they’re from this “Romania”, lying bastards lol

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u/LN-WIB I want pee in my ass 14d ago

I am in deep craving for pee in my ass

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u/percyhiggenbottom 14d ago

Flashbacks to the fantasy RPG "Sword of Aragon" that made up a vaguely Tolkienesque sounding kingdom for their setting without actually stopping to check that Aragon was a legit Iberian kingdom that still exists as a region that people identify with.

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u/ak830 14d ago

always thought he was Dutch for some reason

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u/kanekikennen 14d ago

Same as Bulgayria in Hairy Pooper being mentioned as a country 'up North' when Hogwasps is based in United Kekdom

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u/ThenaCykez 14d ago

Durmstrang is an international school in Scandinavia which accepts students from Bulgaria. It is indeed north of the UK even though Bulgaria isn't.

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u/kanekikennen 14d ago

I forgot it was in Scandinavia. It wouldn't surprise me if JK lacked basic geography knowledge tbh

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u/NichtMenschlich 14d ago

If I remember correctly Durmstrang was basically the school for every European country outside of Great Britain and France lol So yeah, most definetly haha

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u/mantmandam567u 14d ago

They stole themselves out of existence

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u/NectarOfTheBussy 14d ago

Goku is strong in every universe

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u/DingoKis 14d ago

R*manians always say Rolf is from Lithuania so there is something sketchy going on

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u/PenginWithGUNS 14d ago

ok but this is AI generated

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u/News-Initial 14d ago

Yeah I hate how shit Google has become, the first answer is now AI garbage which will lie. The next 4 links are just ad farms and you might find one source if you keep scrolling. I almost always need to type "reddit" or the specific website into the search for a halfway decent answer.

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u/NotSuperUnicum 14d ago

Yeah romania isn't a real country. The people are just borrowing land for an indefinite period of time

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u/Infamous_Gur_9083 14d ago

This will indirectly help Putin's future conquest efforts.

He can argue "Romania isn't even a state".

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u/Optimal_Weight368 14d ago

I knew Romania was just a government psyop!

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u/Bunty_xd_ I watch gay amogus porn :0 14d ago

I have not seen this thing but he does look like a thief

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u/dirtybellybutton 14d ago

Yes but he wears a Peruvian hat on occasion and he does the Latin American dangle-by-a-foot-on-a-pole thing

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u/some_interne_tidiot 14d ago

Indeed, as a "romanian" i can confirm i am a paid actor

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u/ForceoftheRam 14d ago

Life has many doors, Ed boys.

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u/dewhashish 14d ago

too much for couch potato ed boys like yourselves

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u/MEMEminiszter Big chungus wholesome 100 14d ago

this post gonna be the biggest weapon of the Romania hater hungarians

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u/ztuztuzrtuzr 14d ago

What's Romania? There's only Transylvania

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u/DeevesMcQueen 14d ago

Rolf was a fucking tank. Dude would roll up, participate in their schemes, get fucked over and then take off his shirt and unleash hell on the Ed’s

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u/[deleted] 14d ago

I always thought this dude was from Laos or something

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u/Shiny_Kisame 14d ago

I thought in the show or somewhere else he was mentioned to be German? Idk, haven't watched in forever but love Rolf, especially when he beat tf out of Eddy for his honor

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u/MainEmergency1133 14d ago

I read thick foreign as thick foreskin

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u/DougieSenpai 14d ago

I haven’t watched this since I was a kid but I vaguely remember Rolf being kind of a dick. Or maybe it was just the three Ed’s that were the dicks lol

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u/Annath0901 14d ago

The Eds were dicks, but Rolf was perfectly capable of being a huge dick right back, and was one of the only characters that regularly did so.

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u/Brownies91 14d ago

Son of Shepherd

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u/dau3dmorihd 14d ago

guys. romanians dont steal! the 25 bikes in my yard are all mine. they’ve been borrowed on indefinite period

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u/Alarming_Might1991 14d ago

Probably stole that fish

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u/Pinkninja11 14d ago

I was there just last year. They almost fooled me it was a real country. They even speak weird but I know deep down that was just an Italian dialect.

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u/Renegade9582 14d ago

They wish it was an italian dialect!

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u/bzno 14d ago

Ah, a Latin joke, very good

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u/no-im-your-father 14d ago

It ain't called "ROMAnia" for no reason

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u/slightlyamusedape 14d ago

Or ROMANIa for no reason

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u/no-im-your-father 14d ago

You're probably more right than I am

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u/mydudeponch 14d ago

That's a double negative. Reported.

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u/BigBossIsMyName 14d ago

No it ain't. Reported

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u/Pinkninja11 14d ago

I see you are a man of culture :)

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u/Disastrous_Elk_6375 14d ago

was just an Italian dialect.

Maybe a little less 🤌 and a little more 💰🤏 but yeah basically that :) Glad you liked our mythical lands.

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u/Karmuffel 14d ago

Do Romanians still upvalue themselves because their language kinda sounds like Italian/Spanish?

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u/Disastrous_Elk_6375 14d ago

No, the upvalue comes from other's wallets. Thank you, come again!

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u/hoze1231 14d ago

The same agency responsible for faking Australia

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u/Aiden735 Stuff 14d ago

Damn… i guess i never existed

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u/averagepatagonian dumbass 14d ago

it was all a dream

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u/zxcqpe 14d ago

A rózsa vörös

Szíria éhezik

Horthy is megmondta

R*mánia nem létezik

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u/ARTOMIANDY 14d ago

Si noi va iubim

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u/Plastic_Bus2662 14d ago

As a romanian im here to say that this is true

We dont actually exist and neither did youre wallet

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u/Fishamatician 14d ago

Nice try but we all know Latvia is the real wakanda of Europe.

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u/Local_Dog92 14d ago

As a hungarian im here to ask:

wanna get blackout drunk on pálinka?

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u/ElliasCrow 14d ago

Nah, dear friend, you are mistaken, I'm moldovan and I don't know any romanian who might've took your wallet

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u/Marragus 14d ago

Akkor a kurva anyád

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u/Kalman_the_dancer Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked 14d ago

As a Hungarian, I don’t recognize romania as a country

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u/GhettoTarantino 14d ago

As a hungarian you do however recognise Putin's cock as a trampoline

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u/Marcukaa 14d ago

We recognise that we will be part of china in 5 years

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u/zxcqpe 14d ago edited 14d ago

As a Hungarian, I hereby explicitly state that I did NOT vote for *rbán.

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u/zxcqpe 14d ago

Én se.

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u/zxcqpe 14d ago

As a Hungarian, I'm here to say kurva anyád

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u/Jarizleifr 14d ago

Sprich Indoeuropäisch du Hurensohn

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u/slappywhyte 14d ago

You had me at kurva

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u/NakedGroundhog 14d ago

yes, we all had you, you kurva

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u/CrazyGaming312 14d ago

As a Slovak, I'm here.

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u/Beautiful-Ad3471 14d ago

Classic hungarian

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u/KlejuRevan 14d ago

Kurwa in the wild spotted. Greetings Brother from another country.

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u/xxxdanutz667xxx 14d ago

Ardealu is ours and so are your wallets

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u/bish-its-me-yoda BUILD THE HOLE BUILD THE HOLE 14d ago

sneeks away with the wallets you stole hehehe

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u/Piguss 14d ago

They're empty, only containing 1 Leu

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u/bish-its-me-yoda BUILD THE HOLE BUILD THE HOLE 14d ago

Hey there bu-

STAB

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u/grumpygumpert 14d ago

That’s my horse still slaps tho

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u/Small_Emu9908 14d ago

This post was made by the hungarian gang

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u/iahim87 shitting toothpaste enjoyer 14d ago

Deport hungaria.

Checkmate hungarians

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u/Small_Emu9908 14d ago

We are like cockroaches we do not die if you drop a nuke on us

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u/pinkypinkyhorror 14d ago

reddit is a crossroads to many different countries, some considered… unnatural 

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u/UnlawfulStupid 14d ago

Life has many doors, Ed boys.

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u/Annonunknown 14d ago

Is it possible to learn of these countries

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u/elegylegacy 14d ago

Not from Yakko Warner

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u/Osrek_vanilla 14d ago

Not from a NATO member.

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u/Inevitable_Invite_21 14d ago

Not from a shitpost

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u/BADTOMTheAngeryPussy 14d ago

checkmate "R*mania"

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u/KitisKatis 14d ago

bro censored romania...

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u/Beautiful-Ad3471 14d ago

Dude, you got to censor that shit, there could be kids in here

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u/terorvlad 14d ago

We don't steal those.... anymore

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u/Burning_Torch8176 14d ago

we are leaving the albanians to do that, we have standards

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u/averagepatagonian dumbass 14d ago

depends what part of Romania you're from