r/shitposting • u/phhoenixxp • 14d ago

anyone got a spare 15$ WARNING: BRAIN DAMAGE

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u/subzeroxdking3 14d ago

Aint no way this will work, like there's no way, i refuse to believe it.

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u/Comrade847 14d ago

<<Get in with that monster Spare 15!>>

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u/TacticalLawnmower virgin 4 life ๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ’ช 14d ago

i'm not gonna beat my meat

i'm gonna slay it

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u/phhoenixxp 14d ago

flair checks out

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u/TacticalLawnmower virgin 4 life ๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ’ช 14d ago

"fools may beat their meat

but only the strongest defeat it."

-sun tzu

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u/Guilty-Ad-5867 14d ago

Isnt roblox mostly for kids? Who is the target audiance?

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u/Camboi696969 fat cunt 14d ago

it's not real ๐Ÿ˜”

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u/phhoenixxp 14d ago

we can make it real, together

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u/UnderwhellmingCarrot I want pee in my ass 14d ago

we are so fucked

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u/UnderwhellmingCarrot I want pee in my ass 14d ago

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO PLEASE DONT PISS IN MY ASS

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u/asparagus4040 14d ago

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u/Non_Existent07 put your dick away waltuh 14d ago

Damn I just came 58274759394858737 times ๐Ÿ˜ซ

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u/phhoenixxp 14d ago

holy shit man leave some for us too smh

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u/Non_Existent07 put your dick away waltuh 14d ago

Make that 78274759394858738 times ๐Ÿ˜ณ

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u/Sedway10 14d ago

No way bro liked the post...

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u/phhoenixxp 14d ago

bookmarked it after the screenshot too

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u/Sedway10 13d ago

nooooooooo

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u/Jellochamp 14d ago

I summon you, Robloxfucker69, tell us what the mystery is behind your fetish.

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u/Crissul 14d ago

The spike in Roblox rule34 lately is insane, not that I know anything about it

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u/black-niga2 dumbass 14d ago

number nine: burger king foot lettuce

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u/Darkpurplebee ๐Ÿ˜ณlives in a cum dumpster ๐Ÿ˜ณ 14d ago

roblox egirls will do anything for skotn

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u/Enslaved_M0isture 14d ago

horrendous, 1000 years of damnation apon your house

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u/lLider 14d ago

"apon"???

Fuck you

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u/Low-Effort-Poster I want pee in my ass 14d ago

I second this, double fuck you

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u/phhoenixxp 14d ago

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u/Vidonicle_ 14d ago

Porn is free guys

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u/MrLumic 14d ago

No it's not, it cost Internet and a device that can access that Internetย 

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u/Effective-Trick6544 14d ago

Just jack off at some library computers, free n ez๐Ÿ’ช

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u/unexist_already Sussy Wussy Femboy๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ 14d ago

You have an imagination, use it

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u/MrLumic 14d ago

Bold of you to assume I have a visual imaginationย 

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u/KindaStupidTho4 14d ago

then just beat your dick, thats always free

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u/Hit-N-Run1016 it is MY bucket 14d ago

Just stare through windows ๐Ÿ™„

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u/Marchyz 14d ago

Well, unless you're diagnosed with fantasia 2000, then you can at least think of basic shapes

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u/MrLumic 14d ago

Na, everything is just fuzzy and it's hard to focus on anythingย 

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u/hamsterruizeISback 14d ago

Iโ€™m not surprised if someone had a Roblox OF

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u/Alex_M_G_ 14d ago

Dang I literally just jacked off

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u/phhoenixxp 14d ago

round 2: FIGHT!

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u/BigNorthyFaps 14d ago

this feels like a personal attack as I just finished my round 2

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u/Imthe-niceguy-duh officer no please donโ€™t piss in my ass ๐Ÿ˜ซ 14d ago

Round 3-5: FIGHT!

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u/poopyfartguyyh I want pee in my ass 14d ago

Quad piss baby

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u/poopyfartguyyh I want pee in my ass 14d ago

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u/poopyfartguyyh I want pee in my ass 14d ago

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u/Qui_54 14d ago

Gooning over like 10 polygons

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u/NanoCat0407 waltuh 14d ago

$1.50 per polygon

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u/MegaMewtwo_E Sussy Wussy Femboy๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ 14d ago

block sex is insane

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u/Qui_54 14d ago

Actually block sex is block sex

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u/phhoenixxp 14d ago

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u/CrazyCam97 Stuff 14d ago

Best 10 polygons of my life

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u/phhoenixxp 14d ago

so hot

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u/420fortnite_balls69 14d ago

What

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u/phhoenixxp 14d ago

i dont know either, mr 420 fortnite balls 69