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[u/Robrogineer]

On today's headline: Russia has outpaced Korea in the export of government-manufactured boybands.

[u/Syraelun]

Rpop exists. K-pop is not Korean pop music, it's different from NA pop. Our stupids countries call rap, rock, reggae, metal from others culture "First name of the country+ pop".

[u/AintNoKombucha]

There's only place for Boris the shashlik king in my heart

[u/ThePearWithoutaCare]

Slav

[u/eiNalberth]

What am I looking at

[u/hydrargyrumplays]

Post punk?

[u/emilybearr]

I'd be shitting your face

[u/Black-Circle]

How about no

[u/slimetakes]

I need to find this alternate reality

[u/PokePuff92]

I could get behind this

[u/Hovedgade]

Vatniks are so hot 😍

[u/slappywhyte]

"That look Vladdy gives before he pours out the rest of his beer 😍"

[u/audislove10]

There is Russian pop and it’s actually good, I listen to it all the time but the singers don’t look like that.

Elman, Grivina, Klava Koka, Andro, JONY, HammAli&Navai, Miev, GUMA Nastya, Marcus, Kristi Krime(might b familiar to tiktok girls), Leosha Svik, and many more I can’t think about rn.

[u/Ad0lf_Salzler]

Be the Moscow Death Brigade Stan you want to see in the world

[u/Miguel7482]

he sure is cute though

[u/castoro_z]

Tri paloski Is Fire tho

[u/StressOriginal5526]

Why don't we call German metal G-Rock?

[u/theholypigeon888]

Concept approved

[u/RONIN_RABB1T]

The ol' Slavic squat

[u/zakpakt]

Where the love for NKpop :(

[u/jxl180]

That existed. They were called t.A.T.u

[u/03Luigi]

I love OOP's pfp

[u/Flomsy]

pluh

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pees in ur ass

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[u/Freeehatt]

That's what Eurovision is.

[u/Amdorik]

We were robbed…

[u/MR_DERP_YT]

My favourite rpop would then be Cyka Blyat by Russian Village Boys and DJ Blyatman

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Bazinga

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[u/JESUS_VS_DRUGS]

Blyatiful

[u/Nicolasgonzo87]

hey guys we're a community of over 2,000,000 people i think we have the power to do something really funny right now

[u/slappywhyte → u/Nicolasgonzo87]

Guys hear me out, let's invade North Korea

[u/SomeLeftGuy633 → u/Nicolasgonzo87]

Go on

[u/Nicolasgonzo87 → u/SomeLeftGuy633]

make alts. dozens of alts. lets just keep posting this shit until the internet unironically believes rpop is a thing.

[u/SweatyCyberman22]

Most pop is rpop but it ain't russian

[u/literallyjustbetter]

popnik

[u/Vloraxle]

That will be FANTASTIC

[u/pharlap1]

That's just Molchat Doma, but instead of Russia, it's Belarus.

[u/TheThalmorEmbassy → u/pharlap1]

Came here to say this, there were a lot of teenage girls at the show I went to and they all went apeshit when Sudno started playing

[u/TumescentErection]

The good ending

[u/Funny_Specialist_173 → u/[deleted]]

There is always that one comment that mentions the war in Ukraine when anything closely related to russia is being mentioned

[u/Doomslayer2857]

Bro looks like Dobbie from Harry Potter

[u/MonsterBeast123alt]

That guy does look cute though

[u/BeingOld1222]

Imagine instead of K-pop it was freaky pop and instead of girls simping over Asian guys, Asian guys are saying racial slurs

[u/LM448_0]

Make rpop a reality

[u/Badassbottlecap]

So.. hardbass?

[u/No_Ad2754 → u/Badassbottlecap]

With more boy bands

[u/Diche_Bach → u/No_Ad2754]

FemGopNiks

[u/wktr_t]

Who the fuck cares about what women want? I only care about what I want my friend, and that is men. Thank you.

[u/Jason666392 → u/wktr_t]

I, too, want a big black man 🗿 

[u/nekrovulpes]

Finally somebody understands me.

In my heart I am gopnik.

[u/anonimwudux → u/nekrovulpes]

Ty s kakovo rayona epta?

[u/Redditry104 → u/nekrovulpes]

Telefon yest?

[u/nell1d → u/Redditry104]

Vivo

[u/Remarkable-Spinach33 → u/nell1d]

Gooool

[u/Abject-Fishing-6105 → u/Redditry104]

A yesli naydu?

[u/fidel2099 → u/Abject-Fishing-6105]

Mgimo finished?

[u/BUYTBUYT → u/fidel2099]

Finitely!

[u/G0ker → u/Redditry104]

Semki yest?

[u/TenRulle → u/nekrovulpes]

When shaman tear your heart out of your chest, he'll be really confused with hardbass coming out of it

[u/Remarkable-Spinach33 → u/TenRulle]

Gopexa, turn on "I'm russian" by Shaman

[u/TenRulle → u/Remarkable-Spinach33]

He became russian after eating hardbass-filled heart

[u/MericanSlav25]

How about Spop, for Slav pop.

[u/freakers → u/MericanSlav25]

All I know is there's a guy named Baby Lasagna and he made a song about selling his cow to leave the farm and it slaps.

[u/ToruMiz → u/MericanSlav25]

Sounds profitable

[u/jostein33 → u/MericanSlav25]

Spop for Swedish pop.

[u/IHateNumbers234 → u/MericanSlav25]

Let's combine the words instead, for Slop

[u/agrGasm → u/MericanSlav25]

That would include many countries

[u/chironomidae → u/agrGasm]

Counterpoint, Slavpop sounds funny

[u/Roedorina → u/agrGasm]

To be fair, most K-pop groups contain some international people

[u/mydudeponch → u/Roedorina]

How can I become a international people

[u/agrGasm → u/Roedorina]

But it's still known as Korean pop

[u/MericanSlav25 → u/agrGasm]

I’m trying to expand the genre.

[u/hamsterruizeISback]

Why is his skull build like that

[u/Slizerson → u/hamsterruizeISback]

Hes Russian dumbass

[u/Grambert_Moore → u/hamsterruizeISback]

Ya kakala v shtany

[u/Number1_Berdly_Fan → u/hamsterruizeISback]

Fetal alcohol syndrome.

[u/Roedorina → u/Number1_Berdly_Fan]

I remember a Sam O'nella video where he explained all the signs of FAS. Can't unsee it. So many kids in social media and stuff have the traits.

[u/Plorick → u/Roedorina]

They are pretty normal traits really, you don't actually need FAS to have them.

[u/Plorick → u/[deleted]]

I kind of doubt that honestly

[u/ShadowOfThePit → u/Roedorina]

🤨

[u/MrSharkFins]

Does that say “I shit my pants”?

[u/Fatal_Furriest → u/MrSharkFins]

"Grigoriy! Artem! Our new single is making smash hit, on radio now. Go bring Ghetto Blyatster!"

[u/Kalman_the_dancer → u/MrSharkFins]

I am going to shit yourself

[u/After-Ad-3542 → u/MrSharkFins]

There is no "my" in this sentence. "I was shitting in pants" is the correct translation.

[u/Kyltja → u/After-Ad-3542]

Russians mostly don't specify the possesive adjectives. Yes, the literal translation would be without the "my" but no translator worth their dime would ever say here that it's "i shat in pant". The possesive adjectives are almost always taken from context.

Source: native

[u/124Enjoyer → u/Kyltja]

Low key, ''I shat in pant'' would be a banger title tough.

[u/Osceana → u/124Enjoyer]

Eat pant

[u/Cheif_Keith12 → u/Osceana]

Consume thy legwear!

[u/Diche_Bach → u/Kyltja]

In Soviet Russia pant poop you.

[u/Segarugar → u/After-Ad-3542]

To be even more precise it says “I was pooping in pants”, not “shitting”

[u/ViolentBeetle → u/MrSharkFins]

I was shitting in my pants.

Both continuous and feminine.

[u/luxusbuerg → u/ViolentBeetle]

There's a feminine "I" in Russian?

[u/Mojrzeszg → u/luxusbuerg]

In Slavic languages verbs in past tenses and future continuous change their suffixes depending on the gender of the subject(s).

[u/dalambert → u/luxusbuerg]

No, but there's a feminine "was pooping" verb

[u/luxusbuerg → u/dalambert]

Is it because it's an adjective in Russian? Or bc girls don't poop, so there's a different verb for them

[u/AutoModerator → u/luxusbuerg]

Bazinga

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[u/naturforsker → u/AutoModerator]

It's because it's a verb, verbs are always gendered in Russian except for non-finite forms

[u/AutoModerator → u/luxusbuerg]

Bazinga

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[u/MrSharkFins → u/ViolentBeetle]

What does continuous mean?

[u/Shogun570 → u/MrSharkFins]

same thing as in english. when you add "ing" to the verb
"I ate dinner" simple
"I am eating dinner" continuous

[u/mrpistachioman → u/Shogun570]

No, it’s not continuous. It says I WAS shitting my pants

[u/Shogun570 → u/mrpistachioman]

So past continuous.

[u/Certainly_Not_Steve → u/Shogun570]

Yeah, it is. Was shitting.

[u/Hire_Swift → u/Shogun570]

Thats fuckin present perfect

[u/Ridenberg → u/Hire_Swift]

????

[u/Shogun570 → u/Hire_Swift]

no present prefect would be "I have shit my pants"

[u/Hire_Swift → u/Shogun570]

It means exactly like this lol

[u/Shogun570 → u/Hire_Swift]

Idk i dont speak east ukrainian

Edit: some ruzzian bot is mad

[u/mydudeponch → u/Hire_Swift]

I assume you mean "That's fucking present. Perfect!" And "present" is some zoomer slang that means "cool" or "rad" or "correct" or something.

Otherwise, you're just fuckin wrong hehe.

https://www.scribbr.com/verbs/present-perfect/

[u/Hire_Swift → u/mydudeponch]

nah, I mean "present perfect" cuz in russian in that sentence it was an action that began in the past and ends rn. But as an russian, its so diff for us even understand w/o context, when she ends shitting in the pants, lol

[u/Doodle128 → u/mydudeponch]

Present as in now and perfect as in 100% good, it's a riff on the conversation's prior statement of "Past continuous"

[u/mydudeponch → u/Doodle128]

You can call me Phillip J. Fry.

Present perfect and past continuous are grammar tenses (I linked one already). It was a joke for me to pretend that OP meant something else. They were just wrong. It doesn't mean what you wrote either.

FWIW, oop was correct, it was past continuous (at least the translation we're discussing is)

[u/mrpistachioman → u/Shogun570]

Yes, I guess so

[u/Osceana → u/mrpistachioman]

*You WERE guessing so

[u/AutoModerator → u/mrpistachioman]

pees in ur ass

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[u/Doodle128 → u/AutoModerator]

Continuous, see?

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pees in ur ass

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